In my defense, though, I was sitting down in a fast food restaurant talking on the phone to a buddy of mine. I was not expecting to be felt up by three inexperienced young ladies. If I had, it wouldn't have been tucked down.
Funny how just because someone has a small dick, and everyone finds out about it, it's like it's their fault or something. Like they have the choice, if they did it'd probably be bigger. Sorry for your misfortunes small dick fellas.
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Good comeback cockbag. 1. I know it's a joke because there is no way you can sue me. 2.I'm willing to bet it was because it's so gay looking. 3. Why in the fuck would I put a picture up of myself. This website it not about pictures of it's members you attention whore little bitch.
Why exactly are you wearing that stupid fugly hat postalvag? Fellow niggas must look at you in disgrace and disgust, as do us crackas, maybe the gooks too...
I find it odd that smerf came up with the idea and spent time taking a picture of his dick and photoshopping it next to a guy, and my sexuality is the one in question.
Poor, young postalvag does not yet know he is a poof. Although don't think it will be too long before he realises and screams to the world "I love prison purse!!"
I'm torn... On the one hand, I want to end any comments about it not being mine. On the other hand, I don't want to give dik what he wants (more dick). On a third had, I also don't want to have to clean marker off my dick.
Who said anything about marker? You could write it on in lipstick or something(I bet you own some too :P). Easier to clean off. Not that I'm terribly interested in seeing your dick again or anything.
Comments to postalvag
gee smerf thats...fucking disgusting
Thank you.
interesting how smerf had a picture of this ermmmm 'event'
Behold the power of the mighty photoshop.
Is "photoshop" what you named it?
Actually, it got named "Waldo" but not by me.
why? because its hard to find?
Zing!!
fuck...that was waaaaaaaaaaay to easy
Yeah, that was an easy set up.
In my defense, though, I was sitting down in a fast food restaurant talking on the phone to a buddy of mine. I was not expecting to be felt up by three inexperienced young ladies. If I had, it wouldn't have been tucked down.
Stop playing with 3rd graders.
Everyone knows the 4th graders are where it's at.
Nah, they were all in college.
It's real.... smerf's a fag.
That's not what your mother said last night.
postalvag is the one with another mans cock in his hand
I don't think you, of all people, have any room to talk.
hahaha thats funny shit !!!!
well done well done
A little big, don't ya think?
No. Why do you ask?
Yeah, those lips are huge!
Yeah, because speaking for all females i can tell you we LOVE tiny dicks...?
Drumrave hasn't seen his own dick in years.
Funny how just because someone has a small dick, and everyone finds out about it, it's like it's their fault or something. Like they have the choice, if they did it'd probably be bigger. Sorry for your misfortunes small dick fellas.
The internet adds 5 inches
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Hey dumbass, I wasn't replying to anything...
Nice try though
Well then I guess you just owned yourself by cumcrave just above you.
Pook.. I think you jumped the gun a little bit, but I like your enthusiasm.
This cocksmoker threatened me with a lawsuit when I outed this gay ass myspace picture of his. Please keep up the good work smerf.
a lawsuit...... for...........?.....
Rape
Yak you should read what he wrote in the reply to me on this original post. It was hilarious.
1. it was a fucking joke 2. this picture was never on myspace.3 post a piture of yourself you ugly fucking douchenozzle
Good comeback cockbag. 1. I know it's a joke because there is no way you can sue me. 2.I'm willing to bet it was because it's so gay looking. 3. Why in the fuck would I put a picture up of myself. This website it not about pictures of it's members you attention whore little bitch.
black people say "douchenozzle"?? no wai......
only postal keef.... only postal
Why exactly are you wearing that stupid fugly hat postalvag? Fellow niggas must look at you in disgrace and disgust, as do us crackas, maybe the gooks too...
It really was only a matter of time before this happened.....
Thank God it didnt take long. We needed proof of his homosexuality.
Why, so you can finally work up the courage to ask him out now knowing he is a homo?
I thought this little fag was sexy the first time I saw his pic, but now that he has a penis in his hand I am in heaven.
Now that's just too gay, even for you 1rish1.
I'm a little worried right now. He is into MMA type stuff, and you know what they say about those guys...
"I bet that guy can beat my ass."
No, more along the lines of "big, half-naked men in spandex hugging each other"
rish , your own comment says you are a closet homo , you are just too dumb to know it .
closet?
smerfy was an inaugural subscriber to Out magazine.
James, please. This thread is making fun of 1rish1. Get with the program.
Oh, excuse my rudeness. Irish is a cum guzzling popper.
Talking about irishi, what's up with all the japanese people here.
I think you guys took my comment the wrong way.
Too late for denial now.
I find it odd that smerf came up with the idea and spent time taking a picture of his dick and photoshopping it next to a guy, and my sexuality is the one in question.
Wrong place at the wrong time. You're 'it' now.
so irish really is gay, surprise surprise
Even if I was gay, I would still have standards. Sorry, elpiss, you aren't my type.
cute lil bowwow face
Jeebus, I just noticed he's got the little douche-bag pout going!
Yum.
Why would he steal a penis when he can't trade it for a crack rock?
It'll still involve crack.
i think its funny how smerfs and hypnotique are not that far off in color
Sorry, you must be confusing smerfs with smurfs. Don't worry, it happens all the time.
FUCK! *writes down SMURFS* ok sorry its been noted and wont happen again. please disregard prior comment.
It's a common mistake. Help me out, though: spread the word.
Those silly SMERFS all blue and shit....
No, fucker! Smurfs are blue. Smerfs are not smurfs!
So smerfs are blue and smurfs are orange?
Oh! I get it! Smerfs are smurfs evolved?
gross.
At last, Smerf get's someone to grab his cock.
postalvag does look pretty natural holding a fleshpole doesnt he?
smerf cock looks big then
^par-don??
Oh, it doesn't just look big.
So you are saying that is YOUR penis smerf?
No smerf tag.. fake..
Did you fail to read the description?
"Special guest appearance by Smerf's penis"
"So you are saying that is YOUR penis smerf?"
Ive always known you were a fucking idiot, hellonurse.
That's me Oranje... the resident idiot... I would never attempt be sarcastic like the rest of you fuckers. That would just be unidiotlike.
the rest of who fuckers?
you fuckers
those other fuckers right?
All of you fuckers, I'm guessing.
ebony and ivory.
lol
I wonder if he got that coonskin cap WITH the penis, or was that extra?
Nice one, I was waiting for that. Reminds me of a metrosexual black sherpa
a little homo there smerf?
with that steely gaze of yours, looks like you're the one about to enjoy cramming it down your throat. faggot.
just cause im attracive doesnt mean im gay ive gotton more pussy than youll ever get in life
No, you're not, and no, you haven't.
both of you combined
Nahhh
Oranje, I wouldn't brag about the pussy you've gotten... We've seen pictures, dude.
She was a sexy number...
If your into handicapped chicks..
^ Envious
Poor, young postalvag does not yet know he is a poof. Although don't think it will be too long before he realises and screams to the world "I love prison purse!!"
HAHA, well played smerf, well played.
the fact that he picked out a penis he liked distresses me a little
Wouldn't you?
The only penis I like is my own. Which also makes your statement true.
iiiii don't see a mucho sign
Would you like me to post a picture of my penis with a mucho sign, dik?
yes.. definitely
...you actually want to see my cock again?
dont do it man
do it
Can't say I would mind
I'm torn... On the one hand, I want to end any comments about it not being mine. On the other hand, I don't want to give dik what he wants (more dick). On a third had, I also don't want to have to clean marker off my dick.
I am sure there are a few ways you could think of to "clean" marker off your dick that don't require YOU to be the one to do it.
Who said anything about marker? You could write it on in lipstick or something(I bet you own some too :P). Easier to clean off. Not that I'm terribly interested in seeing your dick again or anything.
He doesn't want to have to go into photoshop and magnify it again.
wtf smerf? no money shot?
"dis cock be poppin yo"
Smerf, where you looking at the original postalvag photo to arouse yourself for the picture?
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