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Comments to postalvag

  • Muchoavatar
    Kojach says:

    gee smerf thats...fucking disgusting

    2008-07-09T04:02:01Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Thank you.

      2008-07-09T04:47:28Z
    • Me
      XtheRodX says:

      interesting how smerf had a picture of this ermmmm 'event'

      2008-07-09T04:49:29Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Behold the power of the mighty photoshop.

      2008-07-09T04:51:41Z
    • Buuicon

      Is "photoshop" what you named it?

      2008-07-09T05:21:46Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Actually, it got named "Waldo" but not by me.

      2008-07-09T05:39:04Z
    • Bush_guitar_superdome

      why? because its hard to find?

      2008-07-09T05:52:45Z
    • Avatar_skull_2
      jamiee1869 says:

      Zing!!

      2008-07-09T05:58:58Z
    • Bush_guitar_superdome

      fuck...that was waaaaaaaaaaay to easy

      2008-07-09T06:05:26Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Yeah, that was an easy set up.

      In my defense, though, I was sitting down in a fast food restaurant talking on the phone to a buddy of mine. I was not expecting to be felt up by three inexperienced young ladies. If I had, it wouldn't have been tucked down.

      2008-07-09T06:14:48Z
    • Bukowski2

      Stop playing with 3rd graders.

      2008-07-09T13:29:46Z
    • Buuicon

      Everyone knows the 4th graders are where it's at.

      2008-07-09T14:40:16Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Nah, they were all in college.

      2008-07-09T14:53:50Z
    • Avatar
      thecraze says:

      It's real.... smerf's a fag.

      2008-07-09T15:37:25Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      That's not what your mother said last night.

      2008-07-09T15:43:02Z
    • Muchoavatar
      Kojach says:

      postalvag is the one with another mans cock in his hand

      2008-07-09T15:49:13Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      I don't think you, of all people, have any room to talk.

      2008-07-10T00:41:35Z
    • Dsc00899
      seanito666 says:

      hahaha thats funny shit !!!!

      2008-07-10T01:13:35Z
    • Dsc00899
      seanito666 says:

      well done well done

      2008-07-10T01:15:05Z
  • Fatties
    drumrave says:

    A little big, don't ya think?

    2008-07-09T04:06:50Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      No. Why do you ask?

      2008-07-09T04:45:24Z
    • Ugly_cat75
      Bull says:

      Yeah, those lips are huge!

      2008-07-09T05:07:50Z
    • Daft_punk
      Typical says:

      Yeah, because speaking for all females i can tell you we LOVE tiny dicks...?

      2008-07-09T15:30:44Z
    • Turbonegro-sl
      urkelbot says:

      Drumrave hasn't seen his own dick in years.

      2008-07-09T15:47:35Z
    • Drivingpandaavatar

      Funny how just because someone has a small dick, and everyone finds out about it, it's like it's their fault or something. Like they have the choice, if they did it'd probably be bigger. Sorry for your misfortunes small dick fellas.

      2008-07-10T21:24:37Z
  • Mypenis
    Donovan says:

    The internet adds 5 inches

    2008-07-09T04:14:44Z
    • 16x16
      PookNasty says:

      The Reply button is just below the message you wanted to reply to. Please acquaint yourself with this wonderful site if you feel you must add your drivel to it.

      2008-07-09T04:20:59Z
    • Mypenis
      Donovan says:

      Hey dumbass, I wasn't replying to anything...

      2008-07-09T06:18:05Z
    • Mypenis
      Donovan says:

      Nice try though

      2008-07-09T06:19:07Z
    • 16x16
      PookNasty says:

      Well then I guess you just owned yourself by cumcrave just above you.

      2008-07-09T13:31:16Z
    • Ms
      s0nn3 says:

      Pook.. I think you jumped the gun a little bit, but I like your enthusiasm.

      2008-07-10T02:46:06Z
  • 48x48
    PookNasty says:

    This cocksmoker threatened me with a lawsuit when I outed this gay ass myspace picture of his. Please keep up the good work smerf.

    2008-07-09T04:22:23Z
    • Yak
      yak says:

      a lawsuit...... for...........?.....

      2008-07-09T04:37:33Z
    • Ugly_cat75
      Bull says:

      Rape

      2008-07-09T05:09:31Z
    • 16x16
      PookNasty says:

      Yak you should read what he wrote in the reply to me on this original post. It was hilarious.

      2008-07-09T13:30:04Z
    • Leo
      postalvag says:

      1. it was a fucking joke 2. this picture was never on myspace.3 post a piture of yourself you ugly fucking douchenozzle

      2008-07-09T23:31:55Z
    • 16x16
      PookNasty says:

      Good comeback cockbag. 1. I know it's a joke because there is no way you can sue me. 2.I'm willing to bet it was because it's so gay looking. 3. Why in the fuck would I put a picture up of myself. This website it not about pictures of it's members you attention whore little bitch.

      2008-07-10T00:04:59Z
    • Guinan
      keefbox says:

      black people say "douchenozzle"?? no wai......

      2008-07-10T00:13:40Z
    • Bush_guitar_superdome

      only postal keef.... only postal

      2008-07-10T04:37:06Z
    • Drivingpandaavatar

      Why exactly are you wearing that stupid fugly hat postalvag? Fellow niggas must look at you in disgrace and disgust, as do us crackas, maybe the gooks too...

      2008-07-10T21:29:24Z
  • Kirkms
    JamesTKirk says:

    It really was only a matter of time before this happened.....

    2008-07-09T04:22:45Z
    • Big_pimpin

      Thank God it didnt take long. We needed proof of his homosexuality.

      2008-07-10T07:00:20Z
    • Drivingpandaavatar

      Why, so you can finally work up the courage to ask him out now knowing he is a homo?

      2008-07-10T21:30:26Z
  • Erin_go_bragh
    1rish1 says:

    I thought this little fag was sexy the first time I saw his pic, but now that he has a penis in his hand I am in heaven.

    2008-07-09T04:35:24Z
    • Th_papa_lazarou
      Mannynub says:

      Now that's just too gay, even for you 1rish1.

      2008-07-09T06:31:15Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      I'm a little worried right now. He is into MMA type stuff, and you know what they say about those guys...

      2008-07-10T00:13:50Z
    • Erin_go_bragh
      1rish1 says:

      "I bet that guy can beat my ass."

      2008-07-10T00:55:58Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      No, more along the lines of "big, half-naked men in spandex hugging each other"

      2008-07-10T01:47:38Z
    • Andy

      rish , your own comment says you are a closet homo , you are just too dumb to know it .

      2008-07-10T02:44:35Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      closet?

      2008-07-10T02:49:36Z
    • Kirkms
      JamesTKirk says:

      smerfy was an inaugural subscriber to Out magazine.

      2008-07-10T03:01:08Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      James, please. This thread is making fun of 1rish1. Get with the program.

      2008-07-10T03:47:05Z
    • Kirkms
      JamesTKirk says:

      Oh, excuse my rudeness. Irish is a cum guzzling popper.

      2008-07-10T04:12:44Z
    • 1925420

      Talking about irishi, what's up with all the japanese people here.

      2008-07-10T18:00:39Z
    • Erin_go_bragh
      1rish1 says:

      I think you guys took my comment the wrong way.

      2008-07-10T19:31:18Z
    • Not_guilty

      Too late for denial now.

      2008-07-10T19:47:34Z
    • Erin_go_bragh
      1rish1 says:

      I find it odd that smerf came up with the idea and spent time taking a picture of his dick and photoshopping it next to a guy, and my sexuality is the one in question.

      2008-07-10T19:59:06Z
    • Not_guilty

      Wrong place at the wrong time. You're 'it' now.

      2008-07-10T20:10:10Z
    • Mcuz98cafmlckecat0o348caftl1unca23jtwpcaidu2m2caom2suscapzjmzycawws38fcazgg160cal1ea8scarnpxyvcat4oz76car4uszocajm4sscca7318becafhx1uzcabkjjincaq2uvts
      elchris says:

      so irish really is gay, surprise surprise

      2008-07-10T20:22:09Z
    • Erin_go_bragh
      1rish1 says:

      Even if I was gay, I would still have standards. Sorry, elpiss, you aren't my type.

      2008-07-10T20:29:55Z
  • Skik
    skulk says:

    cute lil bowwow face

    2008-07-09T04:41:18Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Jeebus, I just noticed he's got the little douche-bag pout going!

      2008-07-09T05:39:45Z
  • Photo3

    Yum.

    2008-07-09T04:45:20Z
  • 48x48
    element says:

    Why would he steal a penis when he can't trade it for a crack rock?

    2008-07-09T05:02:28Z
    • Ugly_cat75
      Bull says:

      It'll still involve crack.

      2008-07-09T05:12:53Z
  • Poop
    thebeeches says:

    i think its funny how smerfs and hypnotique are not that far off in color

    2008-07-09T05:14:37Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Sorry, you must be confusing smerfs with smurfs. Don't worry, it happens all the time.

      2008-07-09T05:34:41Z
    • Poop
      thebeeches says:

      FUCK! *writes down SMURFS* ok sorry its been noted and wont happen again. please disregard prior comment.

      2008-07-09T05:47:42Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      It's a common mistake. Help me out, though: spread the word.

      2008-07-09T06:15:40Z
    • Drivingpandaavatar

      Those silly SMERFS all blue and shit....

      2008-07-10T21:34:24Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      No, fucker! Smurfs are blue. Smerfs are not smurfs!

      2008-07-11T05:12:05Z
    • Drivingpandaavatar

      So smerfs are blue and smurfs are orange?

      2008-07-11T21:41:11Z
    • Drivingpandaavatar

      Oh! I get it! Smerfs are smurfs evolved?

      2008-07-11T21:41:57Z
  • Pferd2
    Romeo2000 says:

    gross.

    2008-07-09T05:26:27Z
  • Bukowski2

    At last, Smerf get's someone to grab his cock.

    2008-07-09T06:14:20Z
    • Poop
      thebeeches says:

      postalvag does look pretty natural holding a fleshpole doesnt he?

      2008-07-09T06:28:09Z
    • Picture_0102

      smerf cock looks big then

      2008-07-09T22:11:30Z
    • Guinan
      keefbox says:

      ^par-don??

      2008-07-10T00:25:43Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Oh, it doesn't just look big.

      2008-07-10T00:42:30Z
    • Naughtynurse
      hellonurse says:

      So you are saying that is YOUR penis smerf?

      2008-07-10T00:48:05Z
    • Guinan
      keefbox says:

      No smerf tag.. fake..

      2008-07-10T01:19:55Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Did you fail to read the description?

      "Special guest appearance by Smerf's penis"

      2008-07-10T01:48:07Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      "So you are saying that is YOUR penis smerf?"

      Ive always known you were a fucking idiot, hellonurse.

      2008-07-10T02:10:08Z
    • Naughtynurse
      hellonurse says:

      That's me Oranje... the resident idiot... I would never attempt be sarcastic like the rest of you fuckers. That would just be unidiotlike.

      2008-07-10T02:28:24Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      the rest of who fuckers?

      2008-07-10T02:51:31Z
    • Andy

      you fuckers

      2008-07-10T02:58:59Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      those other fuckers right?

      2008-07-10T04:14:41Z
    • Th_papa_lazarou
      Mannynub says:

      All of you fuckers, I'm guessing.

      2008-07-10T14:01:18Z
  • Yea
    mikebeez says:

    ebony and ivory.

    2008-07-09T06:34:41Z
  • Myharley
    Brembo66 says:

    I wonder if he got that coonskin cap WITH the penis, or was that extra?

    2008-07-09T06:35:42Z
  • 48x48

    Nice one, I was waiting for that. Reminds me of a metrosexual black sherpa

    2008-07-09T14:51:04Z
  • Leo
    postalvag says:

    a little homo there smerf?

    2008-07-09T19:39:52Z
    • Hypnotize_tv
      roozer says:

      with that steely gaze of yours, looks like you're the one about to enjoy cramming it down your throat. faggot.

      2008-07-09T20:10:28Z
    • Leo
      postalvag says:

      just cause im attracive doesnt mean im gay ive gotton more pussy than youll ever get in life

      2008-07-09T23:33:45Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      No, you're not, and no, you haven't.

      2008-07-09T23:47:23Z
    • Leo
      postalvag says:

      both of you combined

      2008-07-09T23:54:34Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      Nahhh

      2008-07-10T00:04:27Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Oranje, I wouldn't brag about the pussy you've gotten... We've seen pictures, dude.

      2008-07-10T00:14:37Z
    • Guinan
      keefbox says:

      She was a sexy number...

      2008-07-10T00:26:24Z
    • Guinan
      keefbox says:

      If your into handicapped chicks..

      2008-07-10T00:26:40Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      ^ Envious

      2008-07-10T02:11:10Z
    • Pigart
      Pig says:

      Poor, young postalvag does not yet know he is a poof. Although don't think it will be too long before he realises and screams to the world "I love prison purse!!"

      2008-07-11T11:20:42Z
  • Nixon

    HAHA, well played smerf, well played.

    2008-07-09T22:26:05Z
  • 00000000012
    dik says:

    the fact that he picked out a penis he liked distresses me a little

    2008-07-09T23:27:30Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      Wouldn't you?

      2008-07-09T23:47:32Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      The only penis I like is my own. Which also makes your statement true.

      2008-07-10T00:15:14Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      iiiii don't see a mucho sign

      2008-07-10T00:21:31Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Would you like me to post a picture of my penis with a mucho sign, dik?

      2008-07-10T00:43:04Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      yes.. definitely

      2008-07-10T00:52:03Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      ...you actually want to see my cock again?

      2008-07-10T01:48:44Z
    • Dsc00899
      seanito666 says:

      dont do it man

      2008-07-10T02:33:47Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      do it

      2008-07-10T02:59:23Z
    • Trampire
      VicSin says:

      Can't say I would mind

      2008-07-10T03:44:46Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      I'm torn... On the one hand, I want to end any comments about it not being mine. On the other hand, I don't want to give dik what he wants (more dick). On a third had, I also don't want to have to clean marker off my dick.

      2008-07-10T03:48:36Z
    • Trampire
      VicSin says:

      I am sure there are a few ways you could think of to "clean" marker off your dick that don't require YOU to be the one to do it.

      2008-07-10T03:54:12Z
    • Th_papa_lazarou
      Mannynub says:

      Who said anything about marker? You could write it on in lipstick or something(I bet you own some too :P). Easier to clean off. Not that I'm terribly interested in seeing your dick again or anything.

      2008-07-10T14:03:59Z
    • Drivingpandaavatar

      He doesn't want to have to go into photoshop and magnify it again.

      2008-07-10T21:38:32Z
  • Sir_puffalott

    wtf smerf? no money shot?

    2008-07-09T23:54:12Z
  • Family_guy
    rimjoy says:

    "dis cock be poppin yo"

    2008-07-10T00:07:03Z
  • Drivingpandaavatar

    Smerf, where you looking at the original postalvag photo to arouse yourself for the picture?

    2008-07-10T21:39:52Z
  • Fukyou
    aXx says:

    babyface

    2008-07-10T22:38:44Z
Smeratar-4-15-2008
posted July 09, 2008