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  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-07-09T04:02:01Z says:

    gee smerf thats...fucking disgusting

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-09T04:47:28Z says:

      Thank you.

    • XtheRodX
      XtheRodX 2008-07-09T04:49:29Z says:

      interesting how smerf had a picture of this ermmmm 'event'

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-09T04:51:41Z says:

      Behold the power of the mighty photoshop.

    • Electrogonnorrhea
      Electrogonnorrhea 2008-07-09T05:21:46Z says:

      Is "photoshop" what you named it?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-09T05:39:04Z says:

      Actually, it got named "Waldo" but not by me.

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-07-09T05:52:45Z says:

      why? because its hard to find?

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-07-09T05:58:58Z says:

      Zing!!

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-07-09T06:05:26Z says:

      fuck...that was waaaaaaaaaaay to easy

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-09T06:14:48Z says:

      Yeah, that was an easy set up.

      In my defense, though, I was sitting down in a fast food restaurant talking on the phone to a buddy of mine. I was not expecting to be felt up by three inexperienced young ladies. If I had, it wouldn't have been tucked down.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-09T13:29:46Z says:

      Stop playing with 3rd graders.

    • Electrogonnorrhea
      Electrogonnorrhea 2008-07-09T14:40:16Z says:

      Everyone knows the 4th graders are where it's at.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-09T14:53:50Z says:

      Nah, they were all in college.

    • thecraze
      thecraze 2008-07-09T15:37:25Z says:

      It's real.... smerf's a fag.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-09T15:43:02Z says:

      That's not what your mother said last night.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-07-09T15:49:13Z says:

      postalvag is the one with another mans cock in his hand

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-10T00:41:35Z says:

      I don't think you, of all people, have any room to talk.

    • seanito666
      seanito666 2008-07-10T01:13:35Z says:

      hahaha thats funny shit !!!!

    • seanito666
      seanito666 2008-07-10T01:15:05Z says:

      well done well done

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2008-07-09T04:06:50Z says:

    A little big, don't ya think?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-09T04:45:24Z says:

      No. Why do you ask?

    • Bull
      Bull 2008-07-09T05:07:50Z says:

      Yeah, those lips are huge!

    • Typical
      Typical 2008-07-09T15:30:44Z says:

      Yeah, because speaking for all females i can tell you we LOVE tiny dicks...?

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-07-09T15:47:35Z says:

      Drumrave hasn't seen his own dick in years.

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-07-10T21:24:37Z says:

      Funny how just because someone has a small dick, and everyone finds out about it, it's like it's their fault or something. Like they have the choice, if they did it'd probably be bigger. Sorry for your misfortunes small dick fellas.

  • Donovan
    Donovan 2008-07-09T04:14:44Z says:

    The internet adds 5 inches

    • PookNasty
      PookNasty 2008-07-09T04:20:59Z says:

      The Reply button is just below the message you wanted to reply to. Please acquaint yourself with this wonderful site if you feel you must add your drivel to it.

    • Donovan
      Donovan 2008-07-09T06:18:05Z says:

      Hey dumbass, I wasn't replying to anything...

    • Donovan
      Donovan 2008-07-09T06:19:07Z says:

      Nice try though

    • PookNasty
      PookNasty 2008-07-09T13:31:16Z says:

      Well then I guess you just owned yourself by cumcrave just above you.

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2008-07-10T02:46:06Z says:

      Pook.. I think you jumped the gun a little bit, but I like your enthusiasm.

  • PookNasty
    PookNasty 2008-07-09T04:22:23Z says:

    This cocksmoker threatened me with a lawsuit when I outed this gay ass myspace picture of his. Please keep up the good work smerf.

    • yak
      yak 2008-07-09T04:37:33Z says:

      a lawsuit...... for...........?.....

    • Bull
      Bull 2008-07-09T05:09:31Z says:

      Rape

    • PookNasty
      PookNasty 2008-07-09T13:30:04Z says:

      Yak you should read what he wrote in the reply to me on this original post. It was hilarious.

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-07-09T23:31:55Z says:

      1. it was a fucking joke 2. this picture was never on myspace.3 post a piture of yourself you ugly fucking douchenozzle

    • PookNasty
      PookNasty 2008-07-10T00:04:59Z says:

      Good comeback cockbag. 1. I know it's a joke because there is no way you can sue me. 2.I'm willing to bet it was because it's so gay looking. 3. Why in the fuck would I put a picture up of myself. This website it not about pictures of it's members you attention whore little bitch.

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2008-07-10T00:13:40Z says:

      black people say "douchenozzle"?? no wai......

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-07-10T04:37:06Z says:

      only postal keef.... only postal

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-07-10T21:29:24Z says:

      Why exactly are you wearing that stupid fugly hat postalvag? Fellow niggas must look at you in disgrace and disgust, as do us crackas, maybe the gooks too...

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2008-07-09T04:22:45Z says:

    It really was only a matter of time before this happened.....

    • texasbooger
      texasbooger 2008-07-10T07:00:20Z says:

      Thank God it didnt take long. We needed proof of his homosexuality.

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-07-10T21:30:26Z says:

      Why, so you can finally work up the courage to ask him out now knowing he is a homo?

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-07-09T04:35:24Z says:

    I thought this little fag was sexy the first time I saw his pic, but now that he has a penis in his hand I am in heaven.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-07-09T06:31:15Z says:

      Now that's just too gay, even for you 1rish1.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-10T00:13:50Z says:

      I'm a little worried right now. He is into MMA type stuff, and you know what they say about those guys...

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-10T00:55:58Z says:

      "I bet that guy can beat my ass."

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-10T01:47:38Z says:

      No, more along the lines of "big, half-naked men in spandex hugging each other"

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-07-10T02:44:35Z says:

      rish , your own comment says you are a closet homo , you are just too dumb to know it .

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-10T02:49:36Z says:

      closet?

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-10T03:01:08Z says:

      smerfy was an inaugural subscriber to Out magazine.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-10T03:47:05Z says:

      James, please. This thread is making fun of 1rish1. Get with the program.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-10T04:12:44Z says:

      Oh, excuse my rudeness. Irish is a cum guzzling popper.

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2008-07-10T18:00:39Z says:

      Talking about irishi, what's up with all the japanese people here.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-10T19:31:18Z says:

      I think you guys took my comment the wrong way.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-10T19:47:34Z says:

      Too late for denial now.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-10T19:59:06Z says:

      I find it odd that smerf came up with the idea and spent time taking a picture of his dick and photoshopping it next to a guy, and my sexuality is the one in question.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-10T20:10:10Z says:

      Wrong place at the wrong time. You're 'it' now.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-07-10T20:22:09Z says:

      so irish really is gay, surprise surprise

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-10T20:29:55Z says:

      Even if I was gay, I would still have standards. Sorry, elpiss, you aren't my type.

  • skulk
    skulk 2008-07-09T04:41:18Z says:

    cute lil bowwow face

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-09T05:39:45Z says:

      Jeebus, I just noticed he's got the little douche-bag pout going!

  • losingxlucidity
    losingxlucidity 2008-07-09T04:45:20Z says:

    Yum.

  • element
    element 2008-07-09T05:02:28Z says:

    Why would he steal a penis when he can't trade it for a crack rock?

    • Bull
      Bull 2008-07-09T05:12:53Z says:

      It'll still involve crack.

  • thebeeches
    thebeeches 2008-07-09T05:14:37Z says:

    i think its funny how smerfs and hypnotique are not that far off in color

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-09T05:34:41Z says:

      Sorry, you must be confusing smerfs with smurfs. Don't worry, it happens all the time.

    • thebeeches
      thebeeches 2008-07-09T05:47:42Z says:

      FUCK! *writes down SMURFS* ok sorry its been noted and wont happen again. please disregard prior comment.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-09T06:15:40Z says:

      It's a common mistake. Help me out, though: spread the word.

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-07-10T21:34:24Z says:

      Those silly SMERFS all blue and shit....

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-11T05:12:05Z says:

      No, fucker! Smurfs are blue. Smerfs are not smurfs!

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-07-11T21:41:11Z says:

      So smerfs are blue and smurfs are orange?

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-07-11T21:41:57Z says:

      Oh! I get it! Smerfs are smurfs evolved?

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2008-07-09T05:26:27Z says:

    gross.

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-07-09T06:14:20Z says:

    At last, Smerf get's someone to grab his cock.

    • thebeeches
      thebeeches 2008-07-09T06:28:09Z says:

      postalvag does look pretty natural holding a fleshpole doesnt he?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-07-09T22:11:30Z says:

      smerf cock looks big then

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2008-07-10T00:25:43Z says:

      ^par-don??

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-10T00:42:30Z says:

      Oh, it doesn't just look big.

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-07-10T00:48:05Z says:

      So you are saying that is YOUR penis smerf?

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2008-07-10T01:19:55Z says:

      No smerf tag.. fake..

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-10T01:48:07Z says:

      Did you fail to read the description?

      "Special guest appearance by Smerf's penis"

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-07-10T02:10:08Z says:

      "So you are saying that is YOUR penis smerf?"

      Ive always known you were a fucking idiot, hellonurse.

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-07-10T02:28:24Z says:

      That's me Oranje... the resident idiot... I would never attempt be sarcastic like the rest of you fuckers. That would just be unidiotlike.

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-10T02:51:31Z says:

      the rest of who fuckers?

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-07-10T02:58:59Z says:

      you fuckers

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-10T04:14:41Z says:

      those other fuckers right?

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-07-10T14:01:18Z says:

      All of you fuckers, I'm guessing.

  • mikebeez
    mikebeez 2008-07-09T06:34:41Z says:

    ebony and ivory.

  • Brembo66
    Brembo66 2008-07-09T06:35:42Z says:

    I wonder if he got that coonskin cap WITH the penis, or was that extra?

  • PreludePatrick
    PreludePatrick 2008-07-09T14:51:04Z says:

    Nice one, I was waiting for that. Reminds me of a metrosexual black sherpa

  • postalvag
    postalvag 2008-07-09T19:39:52Z says:

    a little homo there smerf?

    • roozer
      roozer 2008-07-09T20:10:28Z says:

      with that steely gaze of yours, looks like you're the one about to enjoy cramming it down your throat. faggot.

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-07-09T23:33:45Z says:

      just cause im attracive doesnt mean im gay ive gotton more pussy than youll ever get in life

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-07-09T23:47:23Z says:

      No, you're not, and no, you haven't.

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-07-09T23:54:34Z says:

      both of you combined

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-07-10T00:04:27Z says:

      Nahhh

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-10T00:14:37Z says:

      Oranje, I wouldn't brag about the pussy you've gotten... We've seen pictures, dude.

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2008-07-10T00:26:24Z says:

      She was a sexy number...

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2008-07-10T00:26:40Z says:

      If your into handicapped chicks..

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-07-10T02:11:10Z says:

      ^ Envious

    • Pig
      Pig 2008-07-11T11:20:42Z says:

      Poor, young postalvag does not yet know he is a poof. Although don't think it will be too long before he realises and screams to the world "I love prison purse!!"

  • Nixon'sGhost
    Nixon'sGhost 2008-07-09T22:26:05Z says:

    HAHA, well played smerf, well played.

  • dik
    dik 2008-07-09T23:27:30Z says:

    the fact that he picked out a penis he liked distresses me a little

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-07-09T23:47:32Z says:

      Wouldn't you?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-10T00:15:14Z says:

      The only penis I like is my own. Which also makes your statement true.

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-10T00:21:31Z says:

      iiiii don't see a mucho sign

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-10T00:43:04Z says:

      Would you like me to post a picture of my penis with a mucho sign, dik?

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-10T00:52:03Z says:

      yes.. definitely

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-10T01:48:44Z says:

      ...you actually want to see my cock again?

    • seanito666
      seanito666 2008-07-10T02:33:47Z says:

      dont do it man

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-10T02:59:23Z says:

      do it

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-07-10T03:44:46Z says:

      Can't say I would mind

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-10T03:48:36Z says:

      I'm torn... On the one hand, I want to end any comments about it not being mine. On the other hand, I don't want to give dik what he wants (more dick). On a third had, I also don't want to have to clean marker off my dick.

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-07-10T03:54:12Z says:

      I am sure there are a few ways you could think of to "clean" marker off your dick that don't require YOU to be the one to do it.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-07-10T14:03:59Z says:

      Who said anything about marker? You could write it on in lipstick or something(I bet you own some too :P). Easier to clean off. Not that I'm terribly interested in seeing your dick again or anything.

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-07-10T21:38:32Z says:

      He doesn't want to have to go into photoshop and magnify it again.

  • sir_puffalottabud
    sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-09T23:54:12Z says:

    wtf smerf? no money shot?

  • rimjoy
    rimjoy 2008-07-10T00:07:03Z says:

    "dis cock be poppin yo"

  • IamTheGreatest
    IamTheGreatest 2008-07-10T21:39:52Z says:

    Smerf, where you looking at the original postalvag photo to arouse yourself for the picture?

  • aXx
    aXx 2008-07-10T22:38:44Z says:

    babyface

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posted July 09, 2008

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