A guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out. Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again. Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing. About half an hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says, "hey, how the heck are you doing that?!" The first guy responds, "Oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk." "WOW!" exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!" So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below. The bartender looks over to the first man and says, "Superman, you're a jerk when you're drunk."
There is a theory that the George Reeves was murdered. It's the only thing that explains why the gun he shot himself with did not have his fingerprints on it. (Reeves was not wearing gloves) Well, that or as he was dying he thought it would be pretty funny to whipe them off and see if anybody noticed. - @ Booddles 'everybody say Geddy Lee!'
Plenty of people have been typecast and not killed themselves. If he killed himself it was because he was a morose fucker, not because he had to play Superman for the rest of his life. I hate these bitchy actors who bitch about typecasting: "BooHoo, I got a lto of money to fuck around on camera nad be famous, and now I can only make decent money doing guest appearances." Shit-heads.
Comments to Production still from Sup
christopher reeves didnt need a carrying case of some sort. he ke[t all his needed belongings in the conciousness of the universe.
STUNTCOCK!
Suit, check. Cape, check. Belt, check. Depends, check.
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? A) Christopher Walken
it's a bird. it's a plane. it's........william hung?
A guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out. Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again. Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing. About half an hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says, "hey, how the heck are you doing that?!" The first guy responds, "Oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk." "WOW!" exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!" So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below. The bartender looks over to the first man and says, "Superman, you're a jerk when you're drunk."
lol fabreeze805, yeah, are we looking at Supercongressman?
The original Superman. before Christopher Reeves
The original Superman, George Reeves, committed suicide because he was so typed in to his Superman role he couldn't find other acting jobs.
LOL @ My_Balls_Itch
"I don't wanna sound queer or nothin', but I think unicorns kick ass!"
Fighting crime the wrong way ......
There is a theory that the George Reeves was murdered. It's the only thing that explains why the gun he shot himself with did not have his fingerprints on it. (Reeves was not wearing gloves) Well, that or as he was dying he thought it would be pretty funny to whipe them off and see if anybody noticed. - @ Booddles 'everybody say Geddy Lee!'
Plenty of people have been typecast and not killed themselves. If he killed himself it was because he was a morose fucker, not because he had to play Superman for the rest of his life. I hate these bitchy actors who bitch about typecasting: "BooHoo, I got a lto of money to fuck around on camera nad be famous, and now I can only make decent money doing guest appearances." Shit-heads.
^^^^^ "nad be famous" heh, you said "nad"
Superman Returns, unlike Cristopher Reeve's ability to walk did.