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Starsky?
not with your dick and blame it on somebody else.
This is the result of a dad on daughter.
sweet
HEY!
She doesn't like you, Arch. She told me so.
Mama ? Is that u?
Take that back you puker!
haha starsky.. thats a good one
ElPiss, you stupid fuck. You are pathetic. All you ever say is "That's a good one." "That's dumb."
You never, ever even try to say anything funny or smart. You are forever the audience, never the comedienne.
were have you been little dynamo?
you have never ever said anything funny, anything smart or helpful for the site chinaski... see? anyone can say it
Except it's true in your case and pure nonsense in mine.
sure chinaski. having a kid and one comming you should try make an effort and grow up already man
I've been a grown man for a long time. You, on the other hand, are still living in your fantasy world.
gonna sum some of my drunken thoughts up
after a week you were married you were already giving marrige advice here. when your son was born, after 2 weeks or so you started shit with that too. you were moving in with yer mother in law saying shes a sweetheart and what not, (what a naive child) and you see now how it actually is huh? yapping here all day about unsignificant shit. youre one damn childish 40 yearold
That's pretty funny. What else have you got?
I'm just gonna stay in my student phase forever and unbelievably think I can do drugs everyday and make a living in the real world.
i love being a student, buddy
Who wouldn't, with your parents paying for everything? You are the one living in the fantasy world, kid.
my parents pay for everything? you losers need to keep making shit up
Some day you'll have to grow up, ElPiss.
Hey now Hanky boy long time no talky talk! look elchriso if you want people to grow up and act like you maybe you should try to not be such a bitch! also Hanky boy drugs are bad mmkay and they get you rreally fucked up mmkay like... really fucked up mmkay.
hey! i like star. I miss her. :(
I laugh that you actually think he's a student.
the judges reaction:Pisshead zinged your jurassic ass skank
that chick was on Maury. Imagine looking at her from behind and thinking she looked good, but then getting a look at her face.
depends how much booze is involved. naaaaaaaah, I still couldn't without trowing up in a bag, and then putting it over her head.
nothing a paper bag cant fix...
Oranje would hit it
It's not fair to associate OJ with hitting ugly/retarded chicks. It's like associating me with unemployment. ;)
^ Fucking Sheeps is not a profession ...
So....you are unemployed.
Yes. Did everyone get the memo? Cruel is a worthless bum.
Seriously, what do you do all day? I know there isn't anything on TV, the weather has only recently improved...?
The weather was beautiful in Cornwall today...not a cloud in the sky.
I'm finishing my second novel OJ...naively thinking I might make a career out of it.
I'd like to read your first, if you wanna send it my way.
chod56@gmail.com
I've known your gmail for a while. And in all honesty...my first book is really personal...almost my life story. I actually started the one I am still writing a loooong time before it...but have had several hiatuses. Life stuff, and moving countries kinda gets in the way.
I wouldn't trust anyone here enough to send substantial chunks of either...especially my 'life' one.
Without sounding too self-absorbed...my life really has been very unbelievable. Maybe we'll meet for a binge-drinking session one day...and you'll realise I'm not just some angry, lazy bum!
...maybe.
After the last few weeks on here, that would be like a revolution.
...more like a revelation.
Title?
"Cruelhand Luke"
Thats what I meant!
actually, both work.
Well done poss. After 3 years...finally someone sees the origin of my nick.
M?
Hey postulesom
theres still another 1/2" of smelly cruel anus for you to shimmy your nose up into.fuckin dicksmack
Who'd read any fuckin pamphlet you wrote homo-chops?Not only are you self-absorbed,youre delusional.
Be sure to direct us as to when we can go pick it up at the Barnes & Noble
*I LOVE BILLY MAYS!*
Her lower jaw is trying to escape!
haha! it has found refuge in here throat.
her*
Alec,
you talk a lot. I think I am correct in my assumption that you are the guy that talks about love and gets really mushy after sex.
Hahah! Sweet, britt.
(Now put your hockey gear on...and bend over for me (no panties)...and I'll give you some nice, mushy-free pounding).
You must not be too familiar with the whole hockey thing...
They don't make crotchless breezers.
you make the mistake of thinking alec has had sex ever
Haha! ZOING.
(Prison-sex counts, right?)
Britt...we'll make some especially for our private times together, mmk?
Idk, alec did in fact tell me he was "handsome" and that is enough to get SOME chick into bed? err some boy? maybe not? maybe tonight is the night
Go on cruel, take Alec to the basement and make his life!
and when you're done,cruel,baby, will you show me this "freestyle dancing"
Of course I will, sexypants.
Cruel out (for now). I shall return (of course).
(Btw britt...I AM handsome :))
Cruel you really know how to pick the ones to be nice to on this website.
Is this some "Lonely dating site addicted chubby girl" outreach program?
Typical says: I'm so jealous that britt is hotter than me...I can barely see straight.
go get a fucking job you fucking useless fucking waste of internet...who's paying for your internet you shiftless bucket of lazy scum..get off your ass
Haha right. Chicks that look like her are fucking dime a dozen up here. Barely average and wallowing in it. No thanks...not my style. I like my chicks brunette and pierced.
I see...you're having a dyke day today huh?
How much for a dozen chicks that look like YOU, dear Typicunt?
Um...a quarter? It's a figure of speech, dear Cruel. I just figured you would have better standards than a run of the mill bleach blonde boring high school chick, considering your love of criticizing everyone around you.
And dyke day? What I can't have opinions of what I think looks good on girls?
i hate barbie doll chicks personally
nobody cares what you hate - personally or otherwise, fuckhead.
don't you think you should be doing something else right now cruel you fat tub of cheetos? like maybe getting a job to help support yourself and quit using you're stupid girlfriend?..you are a welfare bum..get off your ass
My current woman is the first blonde I've ever dated. I have a new fondness for blondes...especially freaky lil finger-biting blondes like britt.
What can I say...she floats my boat a bit.
dik? I seriously don't know who would be dumb enough to hire a dirty, cock-eating hippy like you. Shit. I'm having a hrad time believing you have a job.
Btw...I'm gorgeous...not fat (come on...you should know...you keep cumming to my Sci-fi profile).
You keep self assessing that you are gorgeous Cruel. I wouldn't call you fat and ugly but gorgeous...eh. Hell I think Dik looks better than you because he doesn't subscribe to the average "douche bag chic," look.
Hahaha! Okay.
I'm the best looking man on this site, and I have a huge penis.
Hank. You look like an extra from a cheap 80s 'coming of age' movie that's been hit in the face with a rusty shovel.
Alas, I only have an average-sized penis, though. :(
the idiot seriously has a sci-fi profile
?
HAD, elpiss. Keep up, methdick.
I am a god among men.
youre lame buddy
took you like 10 years to score weed in japan haha
sci-fiforum.com
haha check it out ..he hangs around with teenagers..hahaha
No, it didn't. As usual, you don't know what you are talking about.
i think that's what it is ..or maybe oranje just googled CruelHM ya that's what happened
Ha, no, I doubt it.
You're not funny, Dik. Your comments are the equivalent of toilet paper caught in your ass hair.
Yak just totally cock blocked me..
You need to stfu more often, you spammy fuck, Ilickcock13.
i wasn't trying to be funny hank
Sorry, I can't tell when you are and when you aren't.
google CruelHM if you want funny
Fucking google it yourself and then when you get some hilarious result keep it to your fucking self, 'cause I'm not interested.
if you're not interested in what i say don't talk to me
have this discussion on facebook you fags
I'll talk to who I like. I talk to people I don't like all the time.
You don't talk to Cruel, Dik?
i occasionally pwn him when i feel like it..like i do to you
Hello, everybody.
wtf you joining for
Does anyone else see the irony of someone named Typical calling someone else a dime a dozen?
Hank you said my name wrong.
I like that My two favorite authors are always fighting.
You've never pwned me or anyone that was potty trained, Dik. You are as weak as runny poo.
Ya Rish...good eye (for you). I'm glad she pointed out that that was a figure of speech too.
I think Typical is mad because I would fuck britt, but I wouldn't want to fuck her with Fugs' dick...or even self-pleasure myself in the corner whilst they 'went at it'.
i knew cruel would jump it while he's got uncle hank on board..hahahahaha
^all above are gay
I knew you'd say that I would jump in while uncle Hank is on the thread.
Actually, it was just a timing thing. I've been gone for a bit, selling drugs to make lots of money.
Hank better be careful or after dik runs Cruel off the site he may run him off too.
Anyway yak...why does this site not have a chatroom. It's the only way to show who can really pwn live. Coz, u know, dik takes 12 hours to make a comment sometimes...and they're usually too good to match.
was that a compliment?
of course he jumps in basically all the time..because he has all the time in the world because he's an uneployed fucking bum that choose to sit here arguing with everyfuckingbody rather then get off his lazy ass and look for a job
dik couldn't run off that oatmeal bar he had for breakfast. Hippychick dick nosher.
Yes dik. Now redo that comment in English, please.
i was actually thinking of running hank off the site too
'too'
I doubt anyone has the capability of running anyone off this site, except if cruel keeps hitting on me.
cant help to think pops has some unsignificant job....
like a hair dresser
a dog hair dresser
I've run a few people off. I got rid of sirpuffsalot and I run Gottlos off but he keeps coming back.
i actually have a really good job..pays quite a bit been doing it for 20 years..but i'm not saying what it is..because you fucks would be able to find me...(see drumrave)
personally i've run lots of noobs off this site..so has hank so has irish oranje ,kirk..a lot of us have
once i even ran yak off the site..fact
I could see dik as a dog hair stylist.
I could see dik as a gay lumberjack...felling bonzais only though.
irish knows what my job is
a gay lumberjack pays more that your job you fucking beggar
Fucking check your comments before you post them. Damn illiterate fuckhead.
you still here what are you on lunch from your no job? hahaha
Does your boss get mad when you take too long on break, Cruel?
Hang on. Am I supposed to be feeling pwned right now? I need you to tell me...because I honestly don't know when you two think you're doing well.
I realize this is off the new topic, but referring back to typical..
Hun, seriously you need to get over this who using "She's chubby"
I am not "chubby" I already explained this to you, maybe I have to prove it via picture. I creeped you're myspace and honestly I'd rather be "chubby" then flat out beastly. You see yourself a a pretty clever and quick witted girl but you are way too redundant
1rish, you have no idea where I got my username from.
Cruel, I would never fuck someone like you, attractive or not.
Britt...Yawn
But I do!
Cause your a "Typical" mikebeez attention whore... By the book.
Wrong....it actually came from somewhere...you are way off.
Lemme guess... a reference to a Rudyard Kipling short? Something trendy like that? Oh, but that's still too classy for your taste...
Haha, Typical you're so sassy
No, Jerkstore....fuck Rudyard Kipling.
Typical, no one gives a mikebeez where you got your screen name from.
Then tell that douche nozzle to stop guessing.
Why do all people who play that WoW game get hot when they hear daft punk?
O shit, lets have a battle to whose the hotter one.
see who is*
Guy-Manuel is by far the hottest. Now STFU about Daft Punk.
chill woman! don't get your penis in a knot.. I didn't say they were bad. You need to ease up on the roids.
I don't care if you hate them or love them. You are too annoying to be talking about such an amazing duo.
okay... so now i see why that hockeybritt pic was submitted... but i don't see how that's going to prove you're not chubby... more like reinforce the chubbiness...
thars chubby eh?
*harpoon*
a bit overboard
at 5'5 and 157 lbs its definitely excessive to refer to someone as a whale
Why do girls keep posting their weights on this site. It is NOT going to help your case.
Might I suggest shutting the hell up until the photo has been posted....
yak and i both just agreed we're going to call 'bullshit' on your claimed weight
pftt, why would I claim a higher weight for a relatively short person?
I already said in the first thread I wrote in I'm not skinny by any means, I'm thick!
i personally could give a shit how much you weigh and such, but isn't thick = chubby? or am i in some sort of alternate reality?
Alright, I'll take that..
but as far as being a whale..no
Maybe her blubber is whipped like cream cheese so it's just as space filling yet not as heavy?
and 5'5" is average for chicks, not short
But atleast my boobs are able to look good without having to raise my hands above my head, right lucid?
lmao
i wouldn't go there hockeybritt. laying down is the same thing as raising arms :P
im a foot taller then you and only 5 pounds heavier. but its all good because i like my women thick.
The place my hockey team lives the mirrors are at shoulder level so laying down was the best choice :S
^I am going with virgin on this kid.
6'5? ooook?
Fuck you and your interpost britt. Fucking twat.
alec, if you are 6'5 and 160lbs you are basically a holocaust victim..
Typical I agree,
Either that, or as I said last night, he's the guy who starts talking about love and gets a bit teary-eyed after sex
And way to try and weasel out of the fact that you have to lay down so your tits don't sag. Fail.
Don't agree with me bitch.
Rude, very rude.
My breasts in question look a lot nicer then that photo showed...How the point of submitting a new photo when there's little chubby cunts like you around? -5
Typical, get over yourself.
Even if I'm chubby, you still have nasty bumps for a chest and the face of a neanderthal
Yak, This sounds egotistical but I've been asked to model. I have a long lean body type and i don't have any fat on me. I Box every day and im in great shape.
i'm 6'4 ish actually
awww, lucid I shouldn't have pushed a tender subject...
It's all fun and games
Britt you get over yourself. My tits and face are just fine. But nice try on the insults :)
It's more like, I'll post another photo once things get boring around here again. Once you've been roasted and devoured.
I wouldn't want to take away the flames for your fire :)
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/49/l_4100d800b1334df6b32325c97d1de092.jpg
If that's neanderthal, send me back in time. :)
Yak can we have a day where all the girls of the site post a picture of themselves and we actually settle this?
your face on the other hand :S
Um, that's like the best photo of you on your myspace...
FUNNY lucid because I recall making a similar statement to you, please don't try to chirp me using an almost identical comeback :p
My tits are not exposed, so again don't worry baby Im not stealing your slut thunder!
That's the "myspace angle" pose.
Lucid I chose that one because its just me...and the most recent, why chose one from like two years ago that doesn't look as good? Eat me.
It was a pic of me and a friend...she took it...I cropped her face out...take up the myspace angle nonsense with her.
I'm now gonna start a band and call it Slut Thunder.
Every angle is a good angle for me.
Umm, I'm sorry I don't read every single comment you post...?
Plus, the slut thunder goes to OhSnap.
And Typical, I was giving you a compliment...And I'd love to eat you out!
Hey britt, you keep mentioning me talking about love after sex. Is this what you thought would happen when you went down on all those random men only to wake up alone the next day?
I think you actually hope i'm that way, and i also think you wish you could sleep with me.
I let you know what I think when I see a little more.
(cross your fingers there's hope!)
^Who the fuck does this guy think he is, Marlon Brando??
Is there no formed coalition to run this jizz stain outta here?
There is already a fake account dedicated to me so someone is trying.
They should try harder.
Hey Typical, how many dicks do you think you've sucked in your short, and thus far, meaningless existence?
I'm guessing it's up there.. you have that face that screams, let me blow you~ I'm drunk!
I love how some girls cling-on desperately to that one pic that they think they look good in, that was taken like 4 years ago....
It also screams,
cunt,bitch,whore,idiot,crackhead,neanderthal,twit and retard
Did you not read that that link is the most recent pic I have? It's the ones from 4 years ago I would not want shown. Nice try though Jerk.
Britt sweetie, I heard there is a sale at the mall, go spend daddy's money and stop trying to think so hard.
almost as much as your comment screams redundant ;/
yak did I interpost?
This is fucking hilarious. lucid, Snap would beat your silly ass.
girls love to crop pictures. it's in their DNA
typical is just angry because i want to sleep with britt and not her.
She is a hockey player Typical, doubt she falls in that category... So stop spewing your stupid mikebeez all over this thread, and go drink it off or something...... find a cock to suck on.
yak~ do you quarrel sir?
Alec, shes all yours. You two seem fitting together.
Jerk, I bet I could out drink you, and suck a better dick than you, although I bet you have had more practice.
This is the hottest thread ever.
You could out-drink me? You're crazy.. maybe if we're talking about sperm.
I am finding it quite entertaining. A good way to pass a boring spring break afternoon until the drinking starts.
Hey typical! you can come with, I hear they're having a sale on waterbras too!
and yes, alec and I have been going steady for a good 56 minutes, its gone great so far!
The lonely drinking? Then the lonely crying? and maybe a little lonely binge eating? Finally, some throwing up and some lonely prep talk into the mirror?
Hey brit, you know a kid named Ben kramer? He plays hockey at the empire state games and plays with a bunch of kids from minnesota.
Bellies and tits smacking left and right.
Who drinks alone Alec? That's just pathetic.
No, I don't think so
so drinking alone is now pathetic... JUST GREAT!
so i guess its not fashionable to be an alcoholic anymore? i am so out of the loop
I hope not.
Well I mean a beer or two is one thing...but getting shit canned alone more than like....twice a year. Sad lol
Wait till the inadequacies of your life to catch up with you Typs.. it will come.
what about if you get "shit canned" alone 4 times a week?
I smoke weed alone all the time. Is that sad too?
Typical, I doubt anyone wants to drink with you because you are the type of girl guys would be embarassed to wake up next too.
oh you said year.............. i see...
As much as I hate to say it and I should probably wait for the britt picture, but so far lucid is the most bangable. At least bangable after a few rounds.
1rish I have photographic evidence that I get invited to parties! Haha
Jerkstore, it is hard for me to take your insults seriously considering you know nothing about my life. I am quite satisfied with it.
i'm sorry... but loserxlucidity trying to say someone else is a slut, when she's the one who admitted to all the random sex... almost equalling her age in numbers. oh no, loserxlucidity, you alone get the slut thunder title
Typical ran into the party sat down snapped a picture and ran out. Everyone was like, "Who the fuck was that".
Haha omg you are SO right 1rish, how do you have all this infinite wisdom into my life?
to be fair, ohsnap does have a bunch of bastard children...
At least shes hot though.
haha
hey typical is hott, just ask her
And 1rish as much as I hate to admit it, you are correct that snap could take lucid. Lucid would most likely go fetal position at first sign of aggression.
Hey rish, don't talk smack about my woman. She better be your first choice if ya know whats good for ya.
i can't say i know what typical even looks like... she has submitted a picture of her face on her? did i black that out or something?
I never said I was hot britt, I have self esteem and like the way I look, if people don't agree I can't really change their minds, what's the point to anyway.
everyone has self esteem... do you mean you have good self esteem?
Yes, thank you for catching that error yak.
i just ate an entire medium pizza and 1lb of wings.... hows that for self esteem!
i think i'm going to puke everywhere :(
dominos?
Aside from the puking thing at least you most likely feel as if you have conquered something today...maybe?
yak, do it. Support Team Puke!
Or hold it back a support team shit tomorrow morning :S your call
holy fucking shit I feel like I'm reading a high school fucking message board. no one fucking cares how hot any one on this site is. Jesus christ you people make it hard to enjoy this site any more
Love you to drum!
(notice the lack of "o")
back at 'cha typical
*skips the girls fighting*
I have been a bit busy so can someone please explain to me why Hank has, once again, thrown his teddy out of his pram & started to bitch about dik?
HankChinaski says:
Dik is not a fuckhead. He's a funny, nice guy. You should chill the fuck out.
(http://www.muchosucko.com/show/for_dik-55149)
HankChinaski says:
You're not funny, Dik. Your comments are the equivalent of toilet paper caught in your ass hair.
"You're not funny", is a bit of a Hank classic.
OJ? Your mom is a whore. And I fucked everyone else's mom on this thread (apart from deja and yak's of course).
Alec...I saw your pic dude. You look like Screech's uglier half-brother. And at 6' 4 and 160...you are indeed an Auschwitz survivor. I'd put you over my knee, and snap you in two...then I'd use the split halves to impress britt with my 'stick wielding' skills.
4" taller than me, yet 16 lb lighter?
You must be as weak as a girl.
He boxes...in the 'skinny as fuck' weight division.
I'd beat him like a little Indian shoe maker.
I invite anyone who wants to come box me to do so. Its all in fun though, and we can even video tape it for the site.
Yeah. I think I'll fly the 4,000 or so miles for that. Sounds worthwhile!
You must have some seriously noodle-choir boy arms at the weight/height.
i gave skinny legs but a normal upper body. I'm a tall lanky fighter with a disproportional reach.
Cruel if you come, ill bake you out on some killer weed
Fuck! I'll travel for good weed! Thanks for the offer. But, about 4,000 miles?! If you'd have asked me that a couple years back...I'd have used it as a cheap excuse to get a cheap flight from TN to NY! Damn...never did visit NY before me and wife split. :(
>.< for once I honestly have nothing to say about the rest of those comments....just >.<
Oh and where the hell is POSSUM?
HOLY SHIT
a bunch of blah blah im hot youre fat blah blah.
We are all sick fuckers and most of us are ugly as scrotum lint
cept me
She is the head cheer leader for Birmingham Alabama HS.
doesn't she kinda look like the aliens from John Carpenters They Live???
No.
my God...it looks like a 3 year old pieced her togehter with legos and Mr. Potato Head pieces
Calm down Oranje. She's out of your league.
Judging by the photo,her standards for dental care far exceed what choppers OJ can muster.
Way to ruin the joke there, SillyGayHere.
Good effort, cap'n.
I'm not impressed with this retarded bird association.
Why would you be?
Oranje is a member of the much more exclusive and prestigious Association of Drunk Mingers. Compared to them, the Retarded Bird Association is bush league.
I heard OJ actually chairs the Association of Drunk and Drugged Women of Unsound, and Vulnerable Mental Disposition.
It's called 'ADDWUVMED' for short.
That sounds like the mingers he bangs when they say, "Have we met?"
Jesus Christ on a Saskatoon swizzle-stick. That was comment of the day...and I'm not just saying that coz OJ is gay either.
Cruel, you cant propose a truce & then break it, the very next day. That is such poor form.
I wouldn't really call this a 'truce breaker' OJ. Standard Mucho flames are acceptable, no?
Yeah, suppose I'll go with that.
...bum.
*sniggers*
I wonder how long two opinionated fuckfaces can go without getting low-down and personal again?
*sets stopwatch*
(Btw...I am not a 'squarehead' whatever the fuck that is)
Quite long I hope, preferably permanent. I prefer it around here when it's just banter & idiot/noob bashing. There just needs to be some way of squaring things between you, dik & Irish.
Do we hold eachother tightly now or something?
The thing with me, dik and rish will never end. dik resents the impact I've had here, and that Hank and I share a common love of wordplay...and rish is his lil bitch-lapdog...but I'm quite certain he resents me less than dikless does.
Well, I'm never going to get on with Hank either. He hates me & I have no time for his bullshit so....hay-ho.
I think 'hate' would be an exaggeration. How could anyone here really hate anyone here? You have to truly know someone to hate them.
Actually, I hate dik.
Just kidding...I don't hate dik. I just want to punch him in the nuts.
hahaha
I'm off to bed now. It was sunny here today too, & I didn't do ANY work. Tomorrow is gonna be a busy day...unless it's sunny, then I'm going out again!
Don't work too hard...you know I won't.
Peace, nigga.
did you 2 wank it together?You know you want to.Filthy limey wigger!
PS,I do HATE you
curse you advances in medicine! CURSE YOU!
Praise your plastic surgery, for you cant turn even this beast into something worth fucking!
no just nice they dug her up a month after her death so they could prop her up to take a picture of her in her high school cheer leader uniform.
Fucking Hell...it's true! They built that machine from The Fly...and Stephen Hawking merged with Woody Allen and Jennifer Aniston.
Be afraid...be VERY afraid.
Anyone know if there's any Progeria porn out there? I've come up blank so far.
this is the closest i found: http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2009/01/17/1804903316eaf6c8663b_1.jpg
Close enough for me.
.
fapfapfapfap
At least she brushes her teeth, seeing as it's probably easier for her...
Id hit that...then Id back by truck up and hit it again.
*my
Shit happens...
Nice hair?
I must say this classic line to keep the classic quotes alive . She has a great personality !
Your fucking her right now arent you
or his sister
or is getting fucked by his pet bear
From the fact that this is heavily photoshopped , i'm saying she is a babe underneath
Is she up to 'York' quality?
she more than qualifies
Are you related to Oranje?
Or is it just a Doncaster thing?
uh... this isn't photoshopped you dolt, she has progeria..
As Yak's personal trainer I have to agree that Fries, you're infact, a bitch.
Get the fuck out.
Fugs!
*whistles innocently*
What?
'rish you spelled personal doormat wrong.
'RISH*
Caps nazi!
I'll knock all the Nazi's out.
Nazi Nazi!