Prom Date Stealer

Comments to Prom Date Stealer

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  1rish1 2008-04-25T04:02:48Z says:

  Damn, those are some big un's.

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    cheekycov 2008-04-25T04:09:52Z says:

    I guess her parents purchased those guns before the credit crunch.
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    fastmx5 2008-04-25T05:38:52Z says:

    That theres the Titty Fuck Special!
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    Mako 2008-04-25T06:50:40Z says:

    I'm drooling.
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    Alfrocks 2008-04-25T06:51:11Z says:

    Her titties are bigger than the other 4 put together. I wonder if she likes pearls...
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    cheekycov 2008-04-25T07:47:25Z says:

    I'm guessing she got a necklace by the end of the night.
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    JLocke 2008-04-25T22:01:31Z says:

    i think shes really fat
    and shes wearing a gurtle to push up the fat to her boobs
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    smerf 2008-04-25T22:45:43Z says:

    Fat doesn't move like that.
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    jamiee1869 2008-04-25T23:42:55Z says:

    Shut up JLocke
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    cutter 2008-04-25T23:48:56Z says:

    It's okay jamiee,you have nine tits too...
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    cutter 2008-04-25T23:49:08Z says:

    *nice*
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    cutter 2008-04-25T23:50:46Z says:

    ...you know why the section between a girls tits and pussy is called a waist?Because you could put an extra set of tits there...
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    dik 2008-04-25T23:52:44Z says:

    whammy
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    1rish1 2008-04-26T00:52:35Z says:

    You know what they call all that worthless extra skin around a pussy?
    The woman.
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    Wario7793 2008-04-26T02:21:22Z says:

    haha, nine tits!!!!!
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    sasquatch 2008-04-26T02:55:23Z says:

    i don't know cutter give this girl fifteen or twenty years and the section between her tits and pussy are going to be called knees
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    SwissFandango 2008-08-05T04:54:40Z says:

    Wario is right! him saying nine instead of nice was humorous indeed! Especially since he tried telling a joke to change the subject cause he was about to get flamed! WARIO IS RIGHT!
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  vongoebel 2008-04-25T04:06:30Z says:

  Chesty McFlat in yellow

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    Asphalt 2008-04-25T04:16:30Z says:

    The one in the silver doesnt have much to brag about either
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    Hisa 2008-04-25T04:24:08Z says:

    Not just her chest! It may be the angle but it looks like her head may account for over 50% of her mass.
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    r3db4r0n 2008-04-25T06:06:12Z says:

    ... One of these things is not like the others
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    Wario7793 2008-04-25T06:14:18Z says:

    the one in yellow looks like she's rubbed her face on the asphalt for awhile.... mmmm, rubbed face....
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    Godzilla 2008-04-25T10:12:05Z says:

    One in red looks good.
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    Asphalt 2008-04-25T16:25:42Z says:

    wth Wario?! Whats rubbing on me have to do with anything
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    Asphalt 2008-04-25T16:27:14Z says:

    Though, I wouldn't mind the one in red rubbing me...
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    smerf 2008-04-25T22:46:02Z says:

    I wouldn't say no to any of them.
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  espada9 2008-04-25T04:21:41Z says:

  I would bang them all but then I'm a pig.

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    jimijames 2008-04-25T09:41:41Z says:

    you look like a gerbil
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    HughJanus69 2008-04-25T12:41:11Z says:

    He looks like a Lambtron.
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  jamiee1869 2008-04-25T04:26:07Z says:

  She's definitely got her friends beat in the boobie department

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    Rolandofgilead 2008-04-25T04:36:40Z says:

    There's a boobie department? What aisle's it in?
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    smerf 2008-04-25T06:02:41Z says:

    Aisle 68, right before the oral sex department.
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    Mako 2008-04-25T06:49:27Z says:

    An for some people, if you hit aisle 71 you went too far.
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    chewMe2 2008-04-25T12:32:32Z says:

    Reaching for the big shopping cart
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  Kojach 2008-04-25T05:20:40Z says:

  "am i getting married or starting an itty-bitty titty committee?"
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  Wario7793 2008-04-25T06:14:58Z says:

  Not only does she steal prom dates, but many of the male teachers keep stalking her.

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    Godzilla 2008-04-25T10:07:00Z says:

    I know their a little old for Hank, but I think we can see why he became a teacher.
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  Mako 2008-04-25T06:50:12Z says:

  Shes definitely a candidate for the Free Motor Boat program.

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    vongoebel 2008-04-25T08:22:35Z says:

    I'll volunteer.
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  Godzilla 2008-04-25T10:10:44Z says:

  Better hit it now. She'll be a fat momma by 25.

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    Asphalt 2008-04-25T16:28:51Z says:

    I put my bet on 22
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  keg74 2008-04-25T12:16:17Z says:

  One of these things just ain't like the others, One of things just ain't like the rest. Can you spot the difference

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    El_Wanko 2008-04-25T12:57:57Z says:

    Shutup.
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  HughJanus69 2008-04-25T12:43:51Z says:

  Personally, I would pork the one in red over any of the others. I love tits, but god damn that just ain't right. And like someone else said, she'll probably be fat in a few years, and those bitches'll be down to her knees. Gross ass grandma boobs.

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    El_Wanko 2008-04-25T12:58:41Z says:

    Are you sure you could spare the time from studying wood?
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    1rish1 2008-04-25T13:25:23Z says:

    Wanko, these girls are outdoors and this douche said that he is more qualified than all of us on anything outdoors. I would watch myself if I were you. He might just hand you your ass. Then again, if I were you, you'd be better looking and have a bigger dick.
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    El_Wanko 2008-04-25T17:28:54Z says:

    I got some wood right here he can study.
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    El_Wanko 2008-04-25T17:29:49Z says:

    Hey what is your favorite method for turning softwood into hardwood?
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  Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-04-25T13:21:54Z says:

  my back just hurts looking at those things.....but would be fun to play with them
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  ClaudeBallz 2008-04-25T20:12:18Z says:

  Let's see...big black, black, red,green,yellow.
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  cutter 2008-04-25T23:32:04Z says:

  ...suck on a tit,it taste like ham...

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    MrFugsmucker 2008-04-25T23:52:23Z says:

    Are you dating pigs?
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    cutter 2008-04-25T23:59:38Z says:

    ...stopped doing that when I broke it off in your,I mean with your mom...
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  markiemark 2008-04-26T07:49:43Z says:

  I'm thirsty for milk.
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  fries-please 2008-04-26T09:24:40Z says:

  wheres the tit on that yellow one