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Comments to Puffed Mucho Tits
I like tits, but these I don't.
Still kinda hooked on your own tits, huh?
I'm hooked on Phonics you autistic.
Nastiest nipples ever? who agrees?
that is just the beginning of what is wrong with her
Agreed
Even the wall paper behind her is fucked up!
It's too bad she's covering her face with her hand. She looks to be ugly as shit as well.
They could be nipples of the shitting dick variety.
Not even close to the nastiest ever.
She needs to bypass tits and head strait for get the fuck out.
whammy
Yes, she needs to go straight to GTFO...do not pass go, do not collect $200.
And do not show us those...things...again.
I'd like to bite them off and eat them.
eh?!
they look sore
and tender
and underage
I'm hard.
You misspelled "gay."
Anyway, I went to my doctor today to request a referral for a vasectomy.
Later in the day there is some discussion and the missus mentions that they check your sperm count a while after the surgury.
"How do they check that?"
*jerking motion*
This gives me ideas of nasty things I can do in the doctors office when I supply the sperm sample.
"Sir there is some reading material in the room to help"
"THATS OK MISS, THIS BOYSCOUT NEWSLETTER WILL DO JUST FINE"
Smear chocolate and red food coloring on an old pair of the wife's "preggo" panties, then hold them loosely in my hands in the waiting room, occasionally putting them to my face and taking deep breaths.
Any suggestions?
just have your wife drop it off
i made to the space of white before the avatar
i prefer "Highlights"
mmm...goofus....
They don't let you drop it off.
two words: anal beads
Do I insert them beforehand or when I arrive at the office?.
*orifice
"HAY NURSE!, COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND IN HERE!!"
Good Housekeeping or knitting monthly
When you go in, bring a car battery and tell the nurse you're gonna need some assistance to hook up your balls to the battery at just the right "moment." You should also wear a teletubby style onesie and bring a copy of shark week.
^Best idea yet. The copy of "Shark Week" is a nice touch.
I'm assuming the shark porn is a Friends reference?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtipJD2AtKQ
tell them that masturbation is against your religion. then find out what alternatives they give you for collecting sperm. maybe theyll send the nurse in.
Jerk off twice a day for the week before, save it all in the fridge and tip all of it into the sample jar when you get there. Then say "It's all I could manage, will it do?"
^ Win!
*taking notes*
just have the beads hanging out the back of your waistband when you walk out with the sample... unless you could actually get 'em in there :/
if you say its against your beliefs to masturbate, they can put you to sleep and slip an electric prostate probe in for a small fee. they do that here in ohio at least
watch out for those high curbs every time i hit one the bitch swallowed it
that's good to know if i'm ever in ohio giving a sperm sample
Happens every week to Kirk
what doesn't happen every week to him?
Alien sex
pay a homeless man to walk in from the parking lot and spit something into the collection cup, put the cap back on and hand it over the counter.
There's no rule that says you have to jerk yourself off, is there?
And, WTF? Reading Material? Fuck, just give me a laptop with MS as the homepage.
Do cats give sperm samples?
To everybody.
before and after cats rub up against you, they generally lick their private parts...
if they give you a large cup and a cap t oseal it you could fart in it and then close it.
or tell the nurse that you accidentally swallowed.
wow... bitch is shiny.
^amazed by shiny things
I'd like to know what these pregnant women are eating, drinking, smoking, or whatever they're doing to produce things like this?
I'd say pink candy corn. -Panel?