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Comments to pull a cork from bottle
i wonder if this trick would work for that girl thats looking for her bottle opener
holy cork bag batman!
Shut your cock-hole.
...uh, that was supposed to be "shut your cork-hole." I guess I'm used to being more offensive on this site.
no...u just like cock!
it was obviously a freudian slip. i had the same thing happen yesterday with my girlfriend- i meant to say "pass the salt, honey", but i accidentally said "i hate you bitch youre ruining my life".
i hate when that happens
Wouldn't it be less trouble to NOT put the cork in the bottle in the first place?
...no.
So the only logical application for this that I can see is if you dont have a corkscrew and have to push the cork down into the bottle.... ok, it all makes sense now... nice!
... sorry, just thinking out loud there.
Even in that case, you wouldn't have to remove the cork, and you'd need to remove much of the liquid before this would work.
"here is your cock"
Voila!
haha that's what i heard.
isn't there a cooler way to do this? involving fire?
Would smashing the bottle on Hank's head do?
How about we stick up your ass then break it by shooting you a few times?
We?
Pussy.
^ Her Highness, Queen of Pussies, AverageGirl. Detested by the human race. Loathed by all living creatures.
Nice to see a guy who takes cork collecting very seriously.
^ A guy that takes cock collecting very seriously.
Wouldn't that make you his bitch? Since he already collected your cock apparently...
How do you figure that one, anti-genius?
well that was a complete waste of time, someone should tell that fag to put the cork in the bottle and then shove the bottle up his ass and then see see if he can use a bag to get it out.
look another noob...it is noob day
hey noob go fuck yourself...how's that?
wow look who it is, its dik.....again. would someone help dik get some dick....please, he is obviously sexually frustrated and taking it out on us....what was it dik?...noobs. your originality blows my mind...umm not so much, but thanks for playing, you loose.
hes not taking it out on us, noob, hes taking it out on you
what is with you fags and calling everyone a noob like its some kind of insult in the least. yes i am new to the site thanks for letting me know because i wasn't aware. your like a bunch of high school losers who have no friends and no life and are the butt of everyone else's jokes. one day a new kid comes to school and you see an opportunity to get off a few pot shots so that you might feel better about just how much you suck at life. the reality is all the shit talk just tells me how desperate you little kids are for some attention. whats wrong daddy didn't love you enough?
You won't survive a week here noob.
hahahaha you fucking noob do you realize how many times the people here have heard that shit?....it won't fly sissyboy..get lost.
shit not you gottlos
also post your tits killakill
and a beavershot, you fucking pussy-ass noob@! NOOOOOOOB!
Faggot doesn't realize we only terrorize the noobs that are annoying pieces of shit like himself.
survive, whats to survive fag boys, you little kids call this terrorizing me. the more you keep repeating the same stupid shit the more you prove im right, so by all means continue your pathetic little "terror" campaign.
3 days left at best
bet you can't be first to post tonight candyboy
The more you squirm,the more they/we will tighten the noose.Stop being a pussyfart a suck it up tea bagger...
*and
i bet i cant be the first to post tonight either dik, because its Friday and i have a life, but im sure your free so by all means you do the honors. oh and cutter, the only thing squirming around here is diks tiny prick in your mouth. you guys keep it up and i will soon own an entire army of stupid cocksuckers.
Which would make you a General Cocksucker.
its about time you said something funny hank. good job.
yourname should commit sucide for posting this.
is this noob day or something??
Im not sure but it appears to be "jump on the dick" day for you. Please stay off of mine you shit vomiting fag.
It can't be noob day, the banks are still open.
Oh it's noob day, no doubt about it.
Happy noob day i guess for fucks sake
any day fuggy is here is noob day
Only morons throw the term "noob" around. I think it was created by a 12 year old with downs sybdrome. Fuckin tards!
boohoo! NOOB! NOOBIE MCNOOBSTER!
sexwhatever you're a noob..a big greasy noob..noob noob noob
You're so intelligent, did you learn that term cleaning the anal cream off your grandfathers balls with the back of your tounge?
I think he learned it shaving your grandmother's breasts.
Boob, boob, boob.
Oops. No boob.
Noob.
Fail Fail Fail
you are so good at it.
Must take after your father.
That must be your English primer.
How are you doing in your second language?
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAH, you must mean premier! Primer is paint you fucking moron! QUELLED! AGAIN!!!! Faggoth!
my head hurts on that one, you do realize most words tend to have multiple meanings?
Funny thing is I was right both times.
prim·er /ˈprɪmər or, –noun
1. an elementary book for teaching children to read.
2. any book of elementary principles: a primer of phonetics
What was the other word you were too stupid to know? I'll look it up for you.
Fucking retard. Correcting my English (which is a pussy move anyway) and being wrong when you do it.
How fucking pathetic.
Actually you are wrong because the context you used it in was wrong you fucking 2nd grade drop-out.
Actually, you are wrong...and a faggot.
come on Sex, now your just trying too hard to not look like you fucked up
naaaa
He's a fuck up. What do you expect?
a better attempt to cover his own ignorance?
C'mon, he's just a base animal. You can't expect sophistication from a dog
Great Job!
it farted (: