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pull a cork from bottle

pull a cork out from within a bottle without breaking it

pull a cork from bottle

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Comments to pull a cork from bottle

  • HarryManback
    HarryManback 2008-01-10T06:08:27Z says:

    i wonder if this trick would work for that girl thats looking for her bottle opener

  • fourhundredandtwenty
    fourhundredandtwenty 2008-01-10T06:13:55Z says:

    holy cork bag batman!

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-01-10T06:24:35Z says:

      Shut your cock-hole.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-01-10T06:24:57Z says:

      ...uh, that was supposed to be "shut your cork-hole." I guess I'm used to being more offensive on this site.

    • XxShadowFalconxX
      XxShadowFalconxX 2008-01-10T16:14:30Z says:

      no...u just like cock!

    • Hegemonic
      Hegemonic 2008-01-11T02:45:57Z says:

      it was obviously a freudian slip. i had the same thing happen yesterday with my girlfriend- i meant to say "pass the salt, honey", but i accidentally said "i hate you bitch youre ruining my life".

    • UponErebus
      UponErebus 2008-01-11T18:18:19Z says:

      i hate when that happens

  • CapnJohn
    CapnJohn 2008-01-10T06:53:21Z says:

    Wouldn't it be less trouble to NOT put the cork in the bottle in the first place?

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2008-01-10T07:48:40Z says:

      ...no.

  • bugsglO
    bugsglO 2008-01-10T07:47:10Z says:

    So the only logical application for this that I can see is if you dont have a corkscrew and have to push the cork down into the bottle.... ok, it all makes sense now... nice!

    • bugsglO
      bugsglO 2008-01-10T07:47:49Z says:

      ... sorry, just thinking out loud there.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2008-01-10T14:35:11Z says:

      Even in that case, you wouldn't have to remove the cork, and you'd need to remove much of the liquid before this would work.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-01-10T08:49:26Z says:

    "here is your cock"

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-01-10T11:48:50Z says:

      Voila!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-01-10T11:59:28Z says:

      haha that's what i heard.

  • danman1835
    danman1835 2008-01-10T10:40:49Z says:

    isn't there a cooler way to do this? involving fire?

    • averagemale
      averagemale 2008-01-10T10:56:50Z says:

      Would smashing the bottle on Hank's head do?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-10T14:43:57Z says:

      How about we stick up your ass then break it by shooting you a few times?

    • averagemale
      averagemale 2008-01-10T17:14:13Z says:

      We?

      Pussy.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-11T00:05:20Z says:

      ^ Her Highness, Queen of Pussies, AverageGirl. Detested by the human race. Loathed by all living creatures.

  • averagemale
    averagemale 2008-01-10T10:43:19Z says:

    Nice to see a guy who takes cork collecting very seriously.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-10T14:34:15Z says:

      ^ A guy that takes cock collecting very seriously.

    • Donovan
      Donovan 2008-01-10T21:12:46Z says:

      Wouldn't that make you his bitch? Since he already collected your cock apparently...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-11T00:01:51Z says:

      How do you figure that one, anti-genius?

  • killakill
    killakill 2008-01-10T12:16:38Z says:

    well that was a complete waste of time, someone should tell that fag to put the cork in the bottle and then shove the bottle up his ass and then see see if he can use a bag to get it out.

    • dik
      dik 2008-01-11T00:19:46Z says:

      look another noob...it is noob day

    • dik
      dik 2008-01-11T00:20:48Z says:

      hey noob go fuck yourself...how's that?

    • killakill
      killakill 2008-01-11T01:04:16Z says:

      wow look who it is, its dik.....again. would someone help dik get some dick....please, he is obviously sexually frustrated and taking it out on us....what was it dik?...noobs. your originality blows my mind...umm not so much, but thanks for playing, you loose.

    • Hegemonic
      Hegemonic 2008-01-11T02:49:16Z says:

      hes not taking it out on us, noob, hes taking it out on you

    • killakill
      killakill 2008-01-11T09:55:41Z says:

      what is with you fags and calling everyone a noob like its some kind of insult in the least. yes i am new to the site thanks for letting me know because i wasn't aware. your like a bunch of high school losers who have no friends and no life and are the butt of everyone else's jokes. one day a new kid comes to school and you see an opportunity to get off a few pot shots so that you might feel better about just how much you suck at life. the reality is all the shit talk just tells me how desperate you little kids are for some attention. whats wrong daddy didn't love you enough?

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2008-01-11T10:43:33Z says:

      You won't survive a week here noob.

    • dik
      dik 2008-01-11T11:11:25Z says:

      hahahaha you fucking noob do you realize how many times the people here have heard that shit?....it won't fly sissyboy..get lost.

    • dik
      dik 2008-01-11T11:11:45Z says:

      shit not you gottlos

    • dik
      dik 2008-01-11T11:12:24Z says:

      also post your tits killakill

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-01-11T15:35:30Z says:

      and a beavershot, you fucking pussy-ass noob@! NOOOOOOOB!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-11T18:29:41Z says:

      Faggot doesn't realize we only terrorize the noobs that are annoying pieces of shit like himself.

    • killakill
      killakill 2008-01-11T22:31:13Z says:

      survive, whats to survive fag boys, you little kids call this terrorizing me. the more you keep repeating the same stupid shit the more you prove im right, so by all means continue your pathetic little "terror" campaign.

    • dik
      dik 2008-01-11T22:40:28Z says:

      3 days left at best

    • dik
      dik 2008-01-11T22:41:03Z says:

      bet you can't be first to post tonight candyboy

    • cutter
      cutter 2008-01-11T22:41:19Z says:

      The more you squirm,the more they/we will tighten the noose.Stop being a pussyfart a suck it up tea bagger...

    • cutter
      cutter 2008-01-11T22:41:46Z says:

      *and

    • killakill
      killakill 2008-01-12T03:11:43Z says:

      i bet i cant be the first to post tonight either dik, because its Friday and i have a life, but im sure your free so by all means you do the honors. oh and cutter, the only thing squirming around here is diks tiny prick in your mouth. you guys keep it up and i will soon own an entire army of stupid cocksuckers.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-12T06:18:47Z says:

      Which would make you a General Cocksucker.

    • killakill
      killakill 2008-01-12T20:21:29Z says:

      its about time you said something funny hank. good job.

  • SexualisPsychopathia
    SexualisPsychopathia 2008-01-10T19:11:11Z says:

    yourname should commit sucide for posting this.

    • dik
      dik 2008-01-10T19:21:12Z says:

      is this noob day or something??

    • SexualisPsychopathia
      SexualisPsychopathia 2008-01-10T19:47:08Z says:

      Im not sure but it appears to be "jump on the dick" day for you. Please stay off of mine you shit vomiting fag.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-01-10T23:49:52Z says:

      It can't be noob day, the banks are still open.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-01-11T00:14:59Z says:

      Oh it's noob day, no doubt about it.

    • dik
      dik 2008-01-11T00:18:37Z says:

      Happy noob day i guess for fucks sake

    • Hegemonic
      Hegemonic 2008-01-11T02:50:40Z says:

      any day fuggy is here is noob day

    • SexualisPsychopathia
      SexualisPsychopathia 2008-01-11T14:03:56Z says:

      Only morons throw the term "noob" around. I think it was created by a 12 year old with downs sybdrome. Fuckin tards!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-01-11T15:36:03Z says:

      boohoo! NOOB! NOOBIE MCNOOBSTER!

    • dik
      dik 2008-01-11T18:07:27Z says:

      sexwhatever you're a noob..a big greasy noob..noob noob noob

    • SexualisPsychopathia
      SexualisPsychopathia 2008-01-11T18:11:22Z says:

      You're so intelligent, did you learn that term cleaning the anal cream off your grandfathers balls with the back of your tounge?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-11T18:18:22Z says:

      I think he learned it shaving your grandmother's breasts.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-11T18:19:20Z says:

      Boob, boob, boob.

      Oops. No boob.

      Noob.

    • SexualisPsychopathia
      SexualisPsychopathia 2008-01-11T18:38:25Z says:

      Fail Fail Fail

      you are so good at it.
      Must take after your father.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-11T18:46:39Z says:

      That must be your English primer.

      How are you doing in your second language?

    • SexualisPsychopathia
      SexualisPsychopathia 2008-01-11T19:00:43Z says:

      HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAH, you must mean premier! Primer is paint you fucking moron! QUELLED! AGAIN!!!! Faggoth!

    • UponErebus
      UponErebus 2008-01-11T19:05:55Z says:

      my head hurts on that one, you do realize most words tend to have multiple meanings?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-11T19:07:47Z says:

      Funny thing is I was right both times.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-11T19:10:22Z says:

      prim·er /ˈprɪmər or, –noun

      1. an elementary book for teaching children to read.
      2. any book of elementary principles: a primer of phonetics


      What was the other word you were too stupid to know? I'll look it up for you.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-11T19:12:15Z says:

      Fucking retard. Correcting my English (which is a pussy move anyway) and being wrong when you do it.

      How fucking pathetic.

    • SexualisPsychopathia
      SexualisPsychopathia 2008-01-11T19:24:58Z says:

      Actually you are wrong because the context you used it in was wrong you fucking 2nd grade drop-out.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-11T19:29:56Z says:

      Actually, you are wrong...and a faggot.

    • UponErebus
      UponErebus 2008-01-11T19:31:59Z says:

      come on Sex, now your just trying too hard to not look like you fucked up

    • SexualisPsychopathia
      SexualisPsychopathia 2008-01-11T19:40:45Z says:

      naaaa

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-11T19:40:51Z says:

      He's a fuck up. What do you expect?

    • UponErebus
      UponErebus 2008-01-11T19:43:14Z says:

      a better attempt to cover his own ignorance?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-11T19:49:11Z says:

      C'mon, he's just a base animal. You can't expect sophistication from a dog

  • markiemark
    markiemark 2008-01-11T03:32:27Z says:

    Great Job!

  • vagabundo
    vagabundo 2008-01-12T00:33:54Z says:

    it farted (:

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posted January 10, 2008

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