This is my sandwich. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My sandwich is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my sandwich is useless. Without my sandwich I am useless. I must eat my sandwich true. I must eat faster than my enemy, who is trying to eat my sandwich. I must eat it before he eats it. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my sandwich and myself are the boon of my country, we are the masters of obesity, we are the condemners of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but gluttony. Amen.
This pic is true, I joined the army at 161 lbs. And I was in better shape when I joined than most people will ever be. And after Basic Training, I now weigh 145 lbs.
But, I'm a hell of a lot stronger, tougher and faster than I was.
Comments to R Lee Ermy Guide to Weight Loss
Get down off my cheesecake! Get the fuck down off my cheesecake!
i bet u could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
Shut up.
he's an asshole...always plenty to go around you know how it is
Has anyone beat him senseless emotionally?
i just sorta noticed him personally. feel to make him cry
Oh Yes, yes I do!
How can you shoot women and children? Easy, you just dont lead'em as much.
This is my sandwich. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My sandwich is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my sandwich is useless. Without my sandwich I am useless. I must eat my sandwich true. I must eat faster than my enemy, who is trying to eat my sandwich. I must eat it before he eats it. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my sandwich and myself are the boon of my country, we are the masters of obesity, we are the condemners of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but gluttony. Amen.
you must be a fat jarhead
I see what you did there, clever ....NOT haha
This is not mad libs. Die please.
This pic is true, I joined the army at 161 lbs. And I was in better shape when I joined than most people will ever be. And after Basic Training, I now weigh 145 lbs.
But, I'm a hell of a lot stronger, tougher and faster than I was.
I am so turned on right now
Well, I did it for you...umm, baby?
Hey super, where are out pictures of dead muslims? I know OpSec may be an issure but fuck it, we want dead muslims! Youre in the army for a reason!
This guy is awesome.... Hell, if i was fat.... that's how i'd lose weight.
This guy's nothing, give orange 34 beers, deprive him of any sleep for 3-4 days and he'll turn this guy into a prolapsed cunt.
He's actually pretty cool in real life... and his daughter is BANGIN'!!!!