Raccoon Carpet Thief

Comments to Raccoon Carpet Thief

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  ClaudeBallz 2009-03-27T04:19:03Z says:

  Mission Impossible would have been better music.

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    FakeAssNegro 2009-03-27T20:58:27Z says:

    Sucker had a goal in mind..
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    SunshineKellie86 2009-03-27T22:39:20Z says:

    I agree with Claude.
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    CruelHM 2009-03-27T22:46:12Z says:

    Nobody cares who/what you agree with - you stinking, fat cunt.
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    JamieT 2009-03-27T23:17:06Z says:

    ahahaha
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  JamesTKirk 2009-03-27T04:50:31Z says:

  This is about the only animal I will swerve to hit with my car. All others i avoid.

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    Alec13 2009-03-27T05:08:03Z says:

    I'd rather hit a possum(no offense poss)
    or an irish(offense intended)
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    PublicSecrecy 2009-03-27T05:09:51Z says:

    Wait till you hit one and it catches on a tie-rod or balljoint and ends up getting mangled around your power steering.
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    JamesTKirk 2009-03-27T05:16:14Z says:

    I have hit one. It hit dead center on the front differential.
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    Filsdadam 2009-03-27T05:17:56Z says:

    Even Cruel?
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    vongoebel 2009-03-27T05:44:33Z says:

    I caught one attacking my chicken once, so I blinded it with my flashlight and beat it to death with a Louisville Slugger.
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    Exupery 2009-03-27T07:28:22Z says:

    I hope karma beats the shit out of you with a Louisville Slugger...it probably will by the time your 13.
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    SunshineKellie86 2009-03-27T22:39:02Z says:

    But raccoons are so fucking adorable...
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    sandychu 2009-03-28T05:19:01Z says:

    I don't know about adorable, that's some Kellie bullshit, but they're smarter and cooler than most you fuckers. What do you think they'd do if they were in the car? You'd all be roadkill.
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    PUSSYHANDS 2009-03-28T05:34:12Z says:

    Go join the Girl Scouts and suck on a bag of dicks. Have a nice day :)
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    Indica 2009-03-28T07:50:40Z says:

    bag of dicks = Louis CK. That guy's a genious.
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    PUSSYHANDS 2009-03-28T20:01:00Z says:

    You sir are no "genious"
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  PublicSecrecy 2009-03-27T05:04:30Z says:

  Heres an example just a little sample
  How could I just kill a man:
  One-time tried to come in my home, take my chrome,
  I said yo it's on. Take cover son, or you're assed out!
  How do you like my chrome—then I watched the rookie pass out.
  Didn't have to blast him, but I did anyway; young punk had to pay.
  So I just killed a maaaaan

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    JamieT 2009-03-27T23:17:30Z says:

    die in a fire.
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  gta2800 2009-03-27T06:06:41Z says:

  Damn coons
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  BigDumbHippy 2009-03-27T07:01:30Z says:

  Why would you sit there and let a racoon come into your house?
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  OozeYeti 2009-03-27T11:58:33Z says:

  Raccoons are fucking awesome.
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  dik 2009-03-27T12:21:59Z says:

  that's a raccoon that knows comfort when he sees it
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  rock_strongo 2009-03-28T02:32:53Z says:

  A few years ago I had a raccoon come into my house through the doggy door. My minidachshund came running to the back of the house and I went to investigate, that SOB was just standing there watching me. Woulda shot it if it weren't for the potential mess to clean up.