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  • MauryPovich
    MauryPovich 2008-12-11T05:05:37Z says:

    fucking nigger

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-11T05:10:41Z says:

      so riki-tiki-tavi wouldn't like this one?

    • MauryPovich
      MauryPovich 2008-12-11T05:16:48Z says:

      i dont think he would

    • master-zebulon
      master-zebulon 2008-12-11T05:42:45Z says:

      forgot a few

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-12-11T06:31:19Z says:

      maury is just offended because he's one of these

    • postcoitussandwich
      postcoitussandwich 2008-12-11T06:32:03Z says:

      yeah where are the kanucks, wops, krauts, miks, zombos, panfaces, dune coons, peckerwoods (not a one white slur up there)etc, the list can keep on going.

    • MauryPovich
      MauryPovich 2008-12-11T07:16:17Z says:

      if i was a nigger i would cut off my pink sock and let u fuck it like a fleshlight...luckily im not.

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-11T07:45:27Z says:

      still dosent mean that you arent a fucking douche' bag.

    • markiemark
      markiemark 2008-12-11T17:01:47Z says:

      half breed is still a nigger in my book.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-11T17:09:19Z says:

      dear yak...i am a total fucking pussy that whines like a fucking baby and cowers like a child at the first sign of conflict
      love markiemark...

      think i forgot about that?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T17:13:49Z says:

      What did he do?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T17:14:48Z says:

      DookieMark's book is made of toilet paper and written in crayons.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-12-11T17:17:46Z says:

      half breed is native american and white dumbass

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-11T17:19:20Z says:

      markiemark emailed an extremely whiny letter to yak complaining like a bitch...yak posted it

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T17:34:55Z says:

      I wonder how many whiny emails Yak hasn't posted?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T17:45:38Z says:

      Xzekwhunu, you're a real brainiac aren't you.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T17:46:32Z says:

      I remember that incident. Markiemark was a real genius that day.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-11T19:48:19Z says:

      I sent yak an email asking him to make you guys quit making fun of me but he never responded.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T21:04:36Z says:

      Fuck you Irish!


      ...and fuck you Whunu!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T21:14:20Z says:

      i cant believe 1rish1 is such a crybaby

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2008-12-11T23:16:55Z says:

      hey Postcoitus
      Pikey is some limey slur against gypsies i think.Also,Yids are usually white..and Chav scum?,,must be another drunken foosball hooligan limey reference

    • bigsmokedogg
      bigsmokedogg 2008-12-11T23:47:02Z says:

      chav is scum from any race that walk round in tracksuits and hooded tops being generally scruffy causing havoc

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-12-11T23:56:32Z says:

      Yak can read? I thought he did all this intuitively.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-12-12T01:18:44Z says:

      no cheeky, i just know that half breeds aren't niggers

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-12T01:30:14Z says:

      Half breed is the result of any cross-ethnic pairing, dumbass.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-12-12T01:40:45Z says:

      ok, i'm wrong. but it's most commonly used in reference to native american-white. the term for the mixing of blaCK Ait's milato.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-12-12T01:42:41Z says:

      *the term for mixing of black and white is milato.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-12-12T01:44:37Z says:

      Example, Obama is half breed. No shut up, you don't have to keep typing.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-12T02:19:56Z says:

      Anyone who is not 100% of 1 race , is a mutt , the world will someday be a planet of mutts , as it was meant to eventually be , then there will no longer be any point to kill each other because of that difference , then we can find other reasons to kill each other like eating my food or taking my parking space .

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-12-12T02:25:08Z says:

      I think you will find that the boarders between countries with their respective interests will continue to cause conflicts. Governments have trust issues.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-12T02:40:32Z says:

      This world has not changed since the monkeys climbed down from the trees and for it to ever unite as one would take a threat from a source not of this planet .

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-12T02:50:44Z says:

      Civilized is an illusion .

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-12T03:00:53Z says:

      Now that I have completely depressed myself I will drink massive amounts of alcohol until I escape into the realm of darkness .

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-12T03:03:04Z says:

      Lord of the Flies.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-12-12T03:03:54Z says:

      So, what's the point?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-12-12T04:33:21Z says:

      Mutts of the world unite!

    • markiemark
      markiemark 2008-12-12T05:57:05Z says:

      Oh fuck you guys! Dik why you gotta be such a dick? I don't give a shit about anything my life sucks. Ever since I got my hand mutilated in the box bailer where I used to work I really don't care. I could fucking kill Dik right now and it wouldn't even phase me. Put some tragedy in your life see how fast you don't give a shit.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-12-12T08:13:02Z says:

      Biiiiitch bitchbitchbitchbitch biiiiiiitch

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-12T08:33:43Z says:

      O , wann wann wann, my hand got a bad paper cut from opening a box of tampons, wann wann wann, I could suck-off all of you, I don't care , that is why I call myself markiemark , wann wann wann

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-12T10:30:29Z says:

      Markie you mis-spelled "I'm a little crybaby bitch."

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-12T17:47:10Z says:

      You shouldn't have put your hand in there, daft fucker. What are you complaining about, anyway? You've still got your other hand, and no doubt, a big fat compensation check.
      Tragedy... pffft.

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2008-12-11T05:10:24Z says:

    awesome I learned new slurs!

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-12-11T05:23:19Z says:

      I've never called anyone a Mali Scrounger before.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-12-11T05:23:36Z says:

      exactly what i thought

    • einehund
      einehund 2008-12-11T13:19:47Z says:

      slant eye and gook seem to be missing as well.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T17:47:19Z says:

      That's because you and mike are not brits Urkel.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T17:48:26Z says:

      They're both mainly American terms daschund. Chink or chinky is what we use.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-12-12T00:49:25Z says:

      what about zipper face?

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-12-12T01:55:22Z says:

      Wtf is a Mali Scrounger by the way?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-12-12T02:00:15Z says:

      Someone from Mali who scroungers welfare benefits, maybe!

  • thrax
    thrax 2008-12-11T05:15:58Z says:

    Since when is PAKI a slur?

    • RyogaVee
      RyogaVee 2008-12-11T10:27:16Z says:

      Yeah? That's odd.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T11:01:58Z says:

      Since forever.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-12-11T11:50:00Z says:

      Don't say paki if you come to England. Unless you're in a pub full of white men, then you would quickly ingratiate yourself with them.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T11:55:23Z says:

      shut up jap lover

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T12:12:17Z says:

      Thrax, I heartily recommend you venture into Bradford and start shouting "PAKI". Please make sure what happens next is filmed and posted on Mucho.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T12:29:25Z says:

      my comment was for Hanky but Oranje got in the way

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T13:45:30Z says:

      Why all the hostility, Fries? I thought we were buddies?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T15:43:55Z says:

      not being hostile , i loves ya

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T15:48:48Z says:

      ^ Gay

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T15:55:30Z says:

      it's not gay for a man to admire another man , its not as if i said that i wanted to stick my love meat in you...

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-12-11T16:01:17Z says:

      ^Extreme gay.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T16:06:19Z says:

      I think I'm gonna be sick.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T16:08:19Z says:

      i feel more brotherly love for Hanky than any sexual feelings

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T17:49:38Z says:

      You mis-spelled "I feel so in love with Hanky" Fries.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T17:57:17Z says:

      ok , i admit it , but i mean it is Hanky after all . how can anybody not feel 'specail' feeling for him ?...

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T17:57:46Z says:

      *special

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T18:13:01Z says:

      Everybody loves me.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T18:20:48Z says:

      Fries just lusts after you

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-11T18:22:40Z says:

      Hank , serious question , have you ever considered coming back to US to teach ? Wouldn't you make more money here ?

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2008-12-11T18:32:31Z says:

      Honk is special in a special olympics kind of way

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T18:33:56Z says:

      As far as I know, to teach ESL in the states you need a degree in ESL. In Japan, any degree will do. I have the experience now, I could teach easy in any school in the US, but I don't know how easy it would be to get a job. Plus, we have a house here and a huge friend and family support network for the kids on my wife's side.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-12-11T18:38:49Z says:

      No friends on your side though I suppose.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-11T19:04:20Z says:

      To get a job in some areas would not be too hard , but I understand the family asspect .

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-11T19:05:23Z says:

      *aspect

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-11T19:06:32Z says:

      Although family can be a pain in the asspect

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-12-11T23:33:21Z says:

      paki is racist because it is short for pakistani just like jap is short for japanese and also considered racist. just don't be calling me Ameri because you'll be racist to!

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-12-11T23:33:46Z says:

      look, i'm a damn Ameri!!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-12T00:36:23Z says:

      No, you're just a cunt!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-12-12T00:53:08Z says:

      exofuckingidiot, your logic is flawed.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-12T01:30:46Z says:

      Exowhunu is flawed.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-12T03:04:41Z says:

      I've got more friends than I need. That's for sure.

    • FatPat
      FatPat 2008-12-12T20:27:20Z says:

      Y'know- they dont wnt to have "Labels" attached to them, but they steadfastly refuse to assimilate into the main societal culture of the country they live in. You can have your traditions and religious practices, but you MUST assimilate. I am not an Irish-American, I am only an American.

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2008-12-11T05:27:11Z says:

    Give 'Pikey' a few years at the Dairy Queen and she'll be headlining at your local strip parlor.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-11T07:27:06Z says:

      She could just start stripping now...

      FAP!

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-11T07:42:36Z says:

      I'd actually never heard the word pikey or chav scum before. Around here the pikey would probably referred to as a ho.

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-11T07:49:31Z says:

      i think pikey is a term for Gypsies or those of Romainian decent, but i could be wrong though

    • DoubleTake
      DoubleTake 2008-12-11T07:51:36Z says:

      ^ LOL.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-11T07:55:59Z says:

      crash ninja heard that pikey = gypsy from "snatch" and is so dumb he thinks they're like those other gypsier gypsys

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-11T08:05:04Z says:

      I've only seen lock stock and 2 smoking barrels. besides my grandpa used to call Romanians Pikers for some reason.

    • rveex
      rveex 2008-12-11T08:20:29Z says:

      Is a british term, A Pikey is a Gypsy/Traveller, the ajoirty of them are Irish, but it does descend from the rommys.

      Plus the kid who is portraying 'Chav scum' is more of a skater or 'grunger', Chavs wear Soverign Rings and matching Addids tracksuit top & bottoms or any other sporting goods.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-11T08:25:21Z says:

      another fucking expert

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-11T08:25:54Z says:

      shut your pie-hole emo

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-12-11T08:28:08Z says:

      CHAV Scum and Pikey (like the rest of them up there) aren't racial slurs, they're terms of endearment.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-12-11T11:51:47Z says:

      You can't laugh at Crashninja, he's right.

    • Hertz
      Hertz 2008-12-11T11:57:13Z says:

      dik probably got sand in his vagina, or why is he acting so bitchy?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T12:20:53Z says:

      The chav is missing a cap at a 90 degree angle, shitty £5 haircut, a scottish tan, a half smoked Lambert & Butler and cheap Argos jewellery. A full description of these blights on society can be found at http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav

    • mybrainquit
      mybrainquit 2008-12-11T12:34:18Z says:

      crashninja, i hope your grandpa rotts in hell.

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2008-12-11T18:34:05Z says:

      I hope he'll come back to fuck you in the anus

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-11T18:42:36Z says:

      She's too good looking to be a pikey, they usually look like bulldogs on wasp and nettle salad. And her hair's too clean, and her clothes.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T18:46:20Z says:

      that or they usually look like their brothers

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T21:07:28Z says:

      She's also missing the Croydon facelift

      Give it a few years and she'll be working the local brothels along with the rest of her sisters.

    • bigsmokedogg
      bigsmokedogg 2008-12-11T23:54:53Z says:

      gypo's generally have the most weathered of faces, wear small belly top vests and have a huge gut hangin out whilst squeezin themselves into a pair of jeans 2 sizes small

  • abortedjesus
    abortedjesus 2008-12-11T05:28:20Z says:

    Well this is faggy.

    • Vomitcircus
      Vomitcircus 2008-12-11T08:00:57Z says:

      Nope. Racialist.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T11:04:38Z says:

      I forsee the use of the word racialist increasing.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-11T11:58:55Z says:

      i forsee chinaski getting divorced within 3 years

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-11T11:59:23Z says:

      this shit was faggy and stupid

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T12:27:08Z says:

      yes just a bit

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T13:47:18Z says:

      Faggy and stupid is right up your alley, ElPiss.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T15:56:12Z says:

      him and 1rish1 run the same alley

  • Catfucker
    Catfucker 2008-12-11T05:28:59Z says:

    I thought a Mali-scrounger was a wrestling move.

    • LucesDarkness
      LucesDarkness 2008-12-11T06:31:02Z says:

      Nope, sex position.

    • Catfucker
      Catfucker 2008-12-12T02:24:46Z says:

      thats right i was thinking about "arabian goggles"

  • Jigga
    Jigga 2008-12-11T05:30:12Z says:

    Who here has ever used the term chinky, it's just chink. Also someone should kill that kid in the middle, he is admitting to being a terrorist.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T11:05:27Z says:

      Are you from England? Then shut the fuck up. These are English terms.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-12-11T11:52:23Z says:

      Yep

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T12:31:13Z says:

      Innit

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T12:52:45Z says:

      Odour

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T13:46:46Z says:

      Meat pie.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T16:15:59Z says:

      Fackin' pikeys

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T17:42:36Z says:

      Flavour

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T17:50:24Z says:

      Grease

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T17:59:48Z says:

      is the word that you heard, it's got groove, it's got feeling....

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-11T18:37:22Z says:

      Aluminium.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T21:11:00Z says:

      Excrement

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-12T03:05:29Z says:

      Pavement.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-12-12T03:43:27Z says:

      West Virginia.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-12-12T04:35:23Z says:

      Wanker

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-12-12T11:51:40Z says:

      tea

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-12-11T05:30:36Z says:

    hahah pikey isnt a slur its the truth!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T11:05:55Z says:

      There a lot of pikeys in Philly?

  • urkelbot
    urkelbot 2008-12-11T05:31:23Z says:

    Wouldn't Kike be a worse slur than Yid? Also, towel head and rag head are the same thing.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-11T05:40:05Z says:

      they should of had doon coon instead, and terrorist wouldn't really be a slur either if those ragheads weren't such assholes and blew shit up all the time

  • skulk
    skulk 2008-12-11T05:33:22Z says:

    racism is cool

  • CommieKaze
    CommieKaze 2008-12-11T05:44:52Z says:

    I love how the nigger is wearing a prison jumpsuit.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-12-11T06:24:33Z says:

      You mean a hoodie and sweatpants? Right.

    • gilroy
      gilroy 2008-12-11T06:55:06Z says:

      my asian buddy calls obama "coon soon die"

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-11T19:28:47Z says:

      your asian buddy is a douche

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-11T19:56:56Z says:

      agreed


      ...and you're guilty by association lilboy

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-11T20:31:48Z says:

      ^^obamamama fans

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2008-12-12T21:42:09Z says:

      jamieeeeee
      your avatar looks like the female reproductive tract
      Ovarieees

  • deepcow
    deepcow 2008-12-11T06:38:37Z says:

    "Nigger" and "rag head" are my favorite to use.

    • Anthraxdick
      Anthraxdick 2008-12-11T07:18:28Z says:

      I'm quite fond of "boot lip" myself.

    • postcoitussandwich
      postcoitussandwich 2008-12-11T07:26:33Z says:

      I like "border jumper" they cut my grass and pick the most glorious of fruit.

    • Anthraxdick
      Anthraxdick 2008-12-11T07:42:53Z says:

      Luckily, I don't see as many of those as I used to. My damn county almost turned completely beaner until they finally cracked down on illegal immigration. Now I can at least go to Wendy's and have the bitch taking my order KNOW what I'm saying instead of saying "Que?"

    • postcoitussandwich
      postcoitussandwich 2008-12-11T07:57:50Z says:

      They only cut back i bet you anything they still got a taco bender takin the trash out

    • Anthraxdick
      Anthraxdick 2008-12-11T08:01:46Z says:

      Better to have them out by the trash cans than making my food, I don't need traces of Beaneritis on my burger!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T11:08:11Z says:

      You've got beaneritis in your ass, ArthritisDick.

    • Anthraxdick
      Anthraxdick 2008-12-12T21:33:01Z says:

      Today is a good day...I have a mucho name nickname.

  • iranian
    iranian 2008-12-11T06:53:46Z says:

    i am confused, isnt raghead and towel head for muslims? (these those fucking bedovin arabs wear some rags on their head and muslim priests wear also some funny towel on thier head)
    so i can call a hindu or a sick (the indian religion) a raghead?
    or women who wear hijab?
    wtf ppl, get your stupid slur straight,
    Iranians call you
    pig eaters
    "koon nashoor" (=some thing like dirty asshole, ppl who dont wash their ass and pull up their pants)
    and some other stuff u already know and some u probably dont,
    if u want ask me i will tell u

    • DoubleTake
      DoubleTake 2008-12-11T07:51:18Z says:

      Don't overthink it...all of you get clumped into one big lump of shit.

    • Ardeau
      Ardeau 2008-12-11T08:41:59Z says:

      Sikh, not "sick". You persian terrorist.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-11T08:50:23Z says:

      Kiram too halghet, iranian.

    • Magawd
      Magawd 2008-12-11T11:50:42Z says:

      You should have stopped at just being confused....oh and Muhamed sucks Allah cock.

    • rock_strongo
      rock_strongo 2008-12-11T14:25:24Z says:

      Call me crazy but I like it when a girl has a little residue on her anus.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-12-11T18:40:45Z says:

      I left a little residue on your mom's ass.

      I guess that night made me a pig eater.

  • vongoebel
    vongoebel 2008-12-11T07:14:50Z says:

    Ha Ha, what a yearbook photo this is. They just need Junkie, dead, Slutty, not available.

  • Crashninja
    Crashninja 2008-12-11T07:48:06Z says:

    Hmmm where's the kid holding Cracker? hmm i wonder what Ukranian is calssified under.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-11T08:04:47Z says:

      Russian? Commie bastards? drunks

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-12T04:19:06Z says:

      ahh there we go.. lol funny thing though i dont drink much, a 6 pack of guiness will last me about 2 months

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-12-11T11:56:05Z says:

    that looks nothing like a 'chav scum'

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-12-12T04:37:32Z says:

      Fuck, even I know that.

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-12-11T14:40:36Z says:

    If this is England, why are fewer than half of the kids white?

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T15:00:23Z says:

      because it's like that, especially in southern britain

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T15:06:38Z says:

      I wasn't asking you, biatch.

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T15:08:25Z says:

      you did'nt know what a prolapse was yesterday, so don't get shitty with me fuck face

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T15:13:34Z says:

      Of course I knew what it meant, you idiot. Jesus, are you really that stupid?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T15:15:33Z says:

      1. I became a member here almost 2 years ago. How would I not know what prolapsed meant?

      2. I watched as a horse prolapsed your vagina....twice.

      3. You are a disgusting freak.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T15:18:51Z says:

      5. You have a yeast infection and bad breath.

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T15:28:52Z says:

      am i supposed to be impressed?

      you missed 4.

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T15:29:05Z says:

      show me what you got skank

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T15:37:54Z says:

      7. Damn, you are dumb.

      A. I'm gonna show you what's what everytime you show your dumbass up here.

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T15:41:10Z says:

      lame.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T15:41:35Z says:

      H. Show me what you got, sweaty betty. I haven't puked yet today.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-11T15:47:29Z says:

      Hank , I think gracie may have the hots for you ;)

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T15:50:17Z says:

      Fuck, is that the best you can do, GravyBiscuit? You really aren't doing much to shake that 'stupid' label, are you?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T15:51:52Z says:

      Yeah, GreasyBetty wants to bend over for her turn in front of The Chinasty.

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T15:57:03Z says:

      i think skank has the hot's for me, any comment i make and he is there dry humping it.
      c'mon skank, let's make up, but ill need a bag for your head

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T16:04:32Z says:

      Sorry slut, you started with me first. Noobs that have some sense keep their heads down. YET more proof that you are an idiot.

      I'm gonna cut off your prolapsed vagina, sew up one end and wear it as a party hat, you silly spunk sack.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-11T16:08:01Z says:

      Hank is the resident n00b pwner. If you had lurked a bit longer, you would have known that.

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T16:11:54Z says:

      obviously answering skanks dumb questions is an insult??

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-11T16:16:42Z says:

      troutpotato is the resident cocksucker but i bet you already knew that

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-11T16:17:23Z says:

      I think it was a rhetorical question actually. Answering a rhetorical question equals stupidity.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-11T16:18:13Z says:

      Or maybe he just doesn't like you.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-11T16:20:03Z says:

      elpiss, still butt-hurt from all the other times that I've owned your junkie ass or what?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T16:41:22Z says:

      GratingBlather is a germ repository for STDs. She is scientifically very valuable.

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T16:50:01Z says:

      ha ha ha

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2008-12-11T18:39:49Z says:

      The only think Chinahonk "powns" is himself with his retarded comments. That being said, I hope you guys end up together faecesbaby.

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2008-12-11T18:40:26Z says:

      ^ you could breed a race of supertards

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2008-12-11T18:40:39Z says:

      Maybe I could.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T18:47:31Z says:

      you need to learn proper English

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2008-12-11T18:48:43Z says:

      You need to clean your pooper, English.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-12T03:07:50Z says:

      You need to brush your teeth, shit eater.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-12T10:32:46Z says:

      He needs to eat shit to take the edge off his breath

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2008-12-11T16:04:09Z says:

    Actually you could play games with this and string some of them together, such as: "Illegal Nigger"

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-11T16:22:49Z says:

      Chinky half breed has a nice ring to it...

  • xzekiel
    xzekiel 2008-12-11T16:53:36Z says:

    I would definitely fuck the pikey

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T17:43:41Z says:

      you wouldnt know if she was a pikey or not until she opens her mouth.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T17:51:45Z says:

      Fucking a pikey is just about one of the worst things you can do. They're fucking lethal.

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T17:58:25Z says:

      true, for yourself and your entire family.
      but pikeys are cool

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T18:01:29Z says:

      in no way at all are pikeys 'cool'... you fucking arsehole

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T18:04:02Z says:

      they are if they are not taking a blade to your face

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T18:08:08Z says:

      maybe you have never even met one fries?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T18:14:51Z says:

      Pikeys are cool?

      Of course, ugly shell suited twats driving around in uninsured vans, towing caravans full of gap toothed thieving offspring and their pilfered property before parking in that nice unspoiled field and polluting it with their piss, shit, broken down vans, other assorted debris from their "building trade", are unbelievably cool. Like, they're so retro and kitsch you know? Brad played one so they must, like, be cool right?

      Wrong.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T18:17:27Z says:

      Where are you from, chavscum690?

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T18:20:43Z says:

      we got alot around the city i live, some managed to wangle houses and a shed load of money.
      not so dumb in my books, and any pikey female would rip any of you guys heads off and you know it.

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T18:27:06Z says:

      i am not a chav, but im not going to tell you where i am from.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T18:35:59Z says:

      You are a pussy. I will enjoy showing you the door, bitch.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T18:37:02Z says:

      I think you're getting confused here Chavbaby. By law councils have a legal obligation to provide a minority a council property. It's called the Housing Act 2004 not wrangling.

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T18:39:32Z says:

      fine, i come from a city called lincoln

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T18:40:37Z says:

      why do you care anyways, i could'nt care less where you came from

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-12-11T18:42:58Z says:

      Cheeky you just made them sound pretty fucking cool.

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T18:45:39Z says:

      sorry i would'nt know considering i dont live in a council house and i don't spunge off taxes :)

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-11T18:47:19Z says:

      Lincoln...


      Haahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T18:48:46Z says:

      shit

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T18:48:57Z says:

      Lincoln? Ha ha ha ha ha

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T18:52:22Z says:

      because we have an education system and our city is'nt totally overrun with immigrants.
      yeah that is pretty funny

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T18:56:17Z says:

      Lincoln in Lincolnshire ??

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-11T18:58:11Z says:

      What? You think Lincoln is the only place in the country with an "education system"?

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T18:59:27Z says:

      yeah...
      you asshats laugh but half of southern lot are trying to fucking move here

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T19:00:00Z says:

      A county known for three things. Cabbages, Skegness and the colour of some mens tights in the 15th century.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-11T19:00:24Z says:

      anyone from lincoln is either gay or a slut...(that's straight from wikipedia)

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T19:05:52Z says:

      i was in Lincoln just like week

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T19:06:10Z says:

      @fugsmucker

      er no, i never said that.

      i don't know what the big deal is tbh, you guys will take the piss out of anything.

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T19:07:26Z says:

      fucking xmas market i guess fries

    • MixerSlut
      MixerSlut 2008-12-11T19:09:18Z says:

      yeah try Lincoln fucking Nebraska....
      god forsaken hole

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-11T19:13:59Z says:

      isn't that where the rednecks killed the crossdresser?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T19:16:37Z says:

      nah i was at the DVLA office on Firth Road.

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T19:19:52Z says:

      thats ok then, xmas market is a pile of crap.

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T19:24:56Z says:

      where is fries from then?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T19:33:07Z says:

      Doncaster

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T19:33:13Z says:

      Gaytown, in the county of Gayshire.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-11T19:37:50Z says:

      People kill people for being different in all parts of this fucking world .

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T19:38:50Z says:

      not quick enough Cheeky

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T19:43:07Z says:

      cheeky is telling us where he is from, obviously

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T19:46:49Z says:

      bugger

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-11T19:53:42Z says:

      anything that ends in "shire" is damn homosexual

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T19:58:47Z says:

      and elchris is from where???

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-11T20:04:06Z says:

      he's from Huffshire

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-11T20:15:25Z says:

      cokesville

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-11T20:19:07Z says:

      "because we have an education system and our city is'nt totally overrun with immigrants."

      I Think you did say that.

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T20:40:53Z says:

      i never said we was the only place to have one.
      but yeh i did fail with that.
      fucking hell that was ages ago, bringing shit up, is for women

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T21:13:33Z says:

      ElChris is from Caniblowushire

    • BenOfBodom
      BenOfBodom 2008-12-11T21:16:18Z says:

      You are all pikey and chav n00bs. I used to live in Roehampton, home of the biggest council estate in Europe. Now I'm in Putney but it's still too damn close

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-11T21:33:18Z says:

      only 2 things come from putney...deers and queers..and i don't see any antlers

    • BenOfBodom
      BenOfBodom 2008-12-11T21:50:28Z says:

      Plenty of Aussies too. And South Africans. And bloody Kiwis. Always so damn cheerful. You big hairy sasquatch hippy

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-11T21:53:38Z says:

      All of England is gay... fact

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-11T21:53:52Z says:

      thats funny my neighbours from new zealand and he's always cheerful

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-11T21:54:15Z says:

      must be because they drink all that wallaby blood

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T21:57:59Z says:

      1rish1 means 'gay' as in jovial and happy

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T22:01:09Z says:

      Fucking Kiwis. With their fucking hakka and the annoying way they end their sentences, making everything sound like a fucking question.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-12-12T00:16:48Z says:

      South Yorkshire ends in 'shire', obviously.

      God comes from Yorkshire, fact.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-12T00:30:00Z says:

      GreasyChavBaby is pretty fucking idiotic for having grown up with an education system.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-12-12T02:00:14Z says:

      i would still fuck the pikey

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-12T10:34:01Z says:

      In a few years everyone will get the chance as long as you have a spare sixty quid

  • smokesletsgo
    smokesletsgo 2008-12-11T18:43:52Z says:

    THAT IS THE COOLEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-11T20:22:01Z says:

      Don't get out much then, do you?

    • smokesletsgo
      smokesletsgo 2008-12-11T22:02:55Z says:

      suckk my dick you homo.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-11T22:17:33Z says:

      MrFugs speaks the truth though

  • altidup
    altidup 2008-12-11T19:13:03Z says:

    what about jig-a-boo and camel jockey?

  • Brembo66
    Brembo66 2008-12-11T20:06:54Z says:

    This would make an awesome Christmas Card to send to the hollywood crowd.

  • dik
    dik 2008-12-11T20:59:52Z says:

    there should be a "noob"

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-11T21:02:25Z says:

      Why? There's enough on here already.

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T21:02:52Z says:

      is that even a racial slur??

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-11T21:19:49Z says:

      terrorist isn't a race

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-11T21:20:33Z says:

      i agree fugs..if there was a guy with a noob sign..i wonder what he'd look like

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-11T21:41:10Z says:

      Irish

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-11T21:55:21Z says:

      boom!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-12-12T00:56:39Z says:

      Wha...why?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-12-12T08:15:41Z says:

      If you think about it, calling someone a raghead isn't racism. Derogatory to be sure, but not racist.

  • smokesletsgo
    smokesletsgo 2008-12-11T22:17:51Z says:

    p.s dik and hank are fags. - FACToid

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T23:29:43Z says:

      if so, saying "FACTiod" renders you there bitch

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-11T23:34:28Z says:

      True

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-11T23:38:18Z says:

      Very good gracie

  • exojjl
    exojjl 2008-12-11T23:37:01Z says:

    nigger,chink,spic,wetback,jap,sandnigger,pikey,slut,whore,towelhead,humanbeing,yankee,jerk,fool,africanamerican,eatmydick, you ain't racist until you use a racial slur in a racially wrong manner that is deamed bad! remember that kids!

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-12-11T23:48:29Z says:

      Shut the fuck up, porch monkey.

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-11T23:55:05Z says:

      i don't see how calling a jap a jap is racist.
      it would be like accusing a black person of being black, no?
      and everyone knows how proud they are about it, shit, it's all they fucking talk about

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-12T03:11:42Z says:

      You and your education system can't understand something as simple as that?

  • exojjl
    exojjl 2008-12-11T23:38:06Z says:

    igger,chink,spic,wetback,jap,
    sandnigger,pikey,
    slut,whore,towel
    head,humanbeing,yankee,jerk,
    fool,africanamerican,eatmydick, you ain't racist until you use a racial slur in a racially wrong manner that is deamed bad! remember that kids!

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-11T23:48:52Z says:

      and the worst word to be called is exojjl

    • graciebaby690
      graciebaby690 2008-12-12T00:09:22Z says:

      word,
      exojjl is much more offensive than humanbeing

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2008-12-12T02:02:06Z says:

    Why the fuck don't you backward hicks use Google? "What does this mean", "what does that mean"...

    Why don't you just find out, rather than making yourself look like a complete moron?!

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-12-12T02:10:27Z says:

      because that wouldn't piss you off

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-12T03:13:28Z says:

      Google is hard. It makes my mouse tired.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-12-12T04:40:34Z says:

      I've had my mouse on a treadmill.

  • Naddycat
    Naddycat 2008-12-12T03:05:23Z says:

    I'd like to throw a hotdog down that Pikey's hallway

  • TheSexFuhrer
    TheSexFuhrer 2008-12-13T06:25:12Z says:

    Why not call a Spade a spade? And that pikey will look like an old house with the fire place ripped out of it by the time she is 15 ... if she was a real pikey, rather than a model.

FrequentFapper
posted December 11, 2008

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