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Now he'll have to use his left hand to beat off... What a shame...
That's why I invest time to make sure that both hands are up to the task.
Glad I am not the only one with such forethought.
And if you sit on your hand for 5 minutes before you begin it feels like somebody else is doing it for you.
Thats called a "stranger".
Or, you could try the "Manny Stranger", which is when you throw a cock ring on, inject your manhood with novicaine, and it feels like you're wanking somebody else.
We call all the above techniques 'posh Wanks' here in the free world
I'm sure he's not falling, he's just making a proper right hand turn...
i agree, thats just the face the guy in 1st makes.
He's about to shit in his spandex.
he's tryin to muster up the mucho sign
right now he is saying, "fuuuUkk, this is gonna hurt"!
it hurts just looking at it.
bike fag
Yet he still gets more pussy than you.
Skinny fag in spandex beats fat redneck in flannel every time. Ask Al Borlin
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I dont' think so, Tim.
I was trying to type that noise Tim Allen does in the opening sequence. I couldn't do it.
Uuurrrhhhh....
^fail
No, I can see it.... or hear it.
It ends in a rising tone, so it should probably be Uuurrraaaahhh???
Mr. Yellow in second place there is headed for a nice wreck too.
He'll be fine. He's wearing a helmet.
mr yellow : im going to grab his ass when i crash into him mr red: same
A penny!
He is Jewish then...
do they fit radials to bicycles ?
Tell me you're kidding...
Radial tyres of course
Time to re-visit 9th grade biology.
I think bicycles have bias belted, not radials.
And if you're going the biology route, with his arm out straight, he's more likely to break his clavicle than his radius, or ulna.
I like the spandex.
Damn pebbles.
The guy in yellow is getting ready to laugh his ass off.
that close behind the fall? He'll be lucky not to be picking his own teeth of the floor in about two seconds.
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Now he'll have to use his left hand to beat off...
What a shame...
That's why I invest time to make sure that both hands are up to the task.
Glad I am not the only one with such forethought.
And if you sit on your hand for 5 minutes before you begin it feels like somebody else is doing it for you.
Thats called a "stranger".
Or, you could try the "Manny Stranger", which is when you throw a cock ring on, inject your manhood with novicaine, and it feels like you're wanking somebody else.
We call all the above techniques 'posh Wanks' here in the free world
I'm sure he's not falling, he's just making a proper right hand turn...
i agree, thats just the face the guy in 1st makes.
He's about to shit in his spandex.
he's tryin to muster up the mucho sign
right now he is saying, "fuuuUkk, this is gonna hurt"!
it hurts just looking at it.
bike fag
Yet he still gets more pussy than you.
Skinny fag in spandex beats fat redneck in flannel every time. Ask Al Borlin
true
I dont' think so, Tim.
I was trying to type that noise Tim Allen does in the opening sequence. I couldn't do it.
Uuurrrhhhh....
^fail
No, I can see it.... or hear it.
It ends in a rising tone, so it should probably be Uuurrraaaahhh???
Mr. Yellow in second place there is headed for a nice wreck too.
He'll be fine. He's wearing a helmet.
mr yellow : im going to grab his ass when i crash into him
mr red: same
A penny!
He is Jewish then...
do they fit radials to bicycles ?
Tell me you're kidding...
Radial tyres of course
Time to re-visit 9th grade biology.
I think bicycles have bias belted, not radials.
And if you're going the biology route, with his arm out straight, he's more likely to break his clavicle than his radius, or ulna.
I like the spandex.
Damn pebbles.
The guy in yellow is getting ready to laugh his ass off.
that close behind the fall? He'll be lucky not to be picking his own teeth of the floor in about two seconds.