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RAMBO

Im not a huge Sly fan, but I thought I would try to post it for those who havent taken a peak at the trailer yet. I would think that at least planetshit will like it.

RAMBO

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Comments to RAMBO

  • jqh88
    jqh88 2007-06-15T06:05:12Z says:

    The problem with this movie is going to be that no one cares about a bunch of stuck up activist pussies from San Francisco getting whacked.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-06-16T01:13:47Z says:

      zing!

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2007-06-16T02:14:32Z says:

      nail, head, hitting the...

    • fabreeze805
      fabreeze805 2007-06-16T06:24:23Z says:

      but John Rambo does!

    • Bumfuckio
      Bumfuckio 2007-06-16T10:29:07Z says:

      "You drew first blood..."

  • stantz
    stantz 2007-06-15T06:07:43Z says:

    The guy looks like he's had plastic surgery but the inventor of Play-Doh. Oh, and probably the lamest trailer I've ever seen. Subtlety seems to have gone out the window..

    • Bumfuckio
      Bumfuckio 2007-06-16T10:31:04Z says:

      Please, I am going to sit and fucking love this movie...its the first sign of a movie that shows really what HEAT ammo does to flesh and I'm gonna have a fuckin' WHACKO BOOZE, enjoy it...and there's fuck all you can do about it! LOL

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2007-06-15T06:23:28Z says:

    Now, this looks like complete crap. However, the original Rambo is full of classic quotes from Colonel Troutman: "Do you want a war you can't win?" "He'd eat things that would make a billy-goat puke" "You'd better bring a good supply of body bags"....this movie will be sad without him....hahahahahaha

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-15T06:33:12Z says:

      i watchd the first half and it looks real fuckin bad.. in the book first blood rambo dies at the end...shoulda left it that way

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2007-06-15T06:45:41Z says:

      Dik, you are right. They shoulda let him die in the first one.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-06-15T18:46:16Z says:

      And lose out on the sequel cash cows?

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2007-06-16T02:16:59Z says:

      that's the problem though, money talks.

      "hi, i'm hot cash. rake me in for fuck all effort"

      "are you sure? alright then."

    • Bumfuckio
      Bumfuckio 2007-06-16T10:33:25Z says:

      "You drew first blood.."....I say that to everyone as a joke when I get pranked.
      As for the movie...the first one was filmed in British Columbia , Canada, in a town called "Hope" of all things....they really take pride in fact it was filmed there and why not.

  • CockSuckinMotherFuckin
    CockSuckinMotherFuckin 2007-06-15T07:12:52Z says:

    wheres dexter

  • SwineAvionics
    SwineAvionics 2007-06-15T09:26:37Z says:

    kbar cut a man's head clean off...cheah

  • OozeYeti
    OozeYeti 2007-06-15T09:48:17Z says:

    Well I'm looking forward to it anyway...

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-06-15T16:52:11Z says:

      You've just seen it.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-06-15T11:25:37Z says:

    I like how they stole the fucked up naming scheme from the Rocky movies. Like the delay between this and the last movie was too long to put another number at the end of Rambo, so they'll use the character's first and last names as the title.

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-15T13:29:44Z says:

      ya. fuckin whores..sly and his cronies must think they have a good idea with that rocky balboa/john rambo thing... the public will suck it up for a few weeks anyway..they'll make at least enough dough to pay for this shitty movie

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-15T17:51:44Z says:

      for a long time i've thought that rambo and rocky were the same person, until i found out i had never seen a rocky movie..

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-06-15T18:58:43Z says:

      The naming choice has nothing to do with the length of time involved; it is a lame marketing attempt to make idiots forget it's a sequel (because sequels tend to make less money than originals). This type of marketing tends to work well on Americans in particular.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-06-16T01:17:31Z says:

      ... why is it that Tired Guy is always budding to the brim with optimism when it comes to Americans?...

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-06-16T04:32:30Z says:

      Hoooahhhah... It's not optimism, it's realism.

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-16T10:46:59Z says:

      basically when the movie companies make films like this, they're saying to the public "Here, Public, Here's some utter fuckin garbage that you'r so stupid you'll watch anyway ...making us rich. So enjoy idiots" then they probably laugh like dracula

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-16T11:00:53Z says:

      also...if I was Rambo I'd kick the shit out of every one of you

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-06-16T12:06:59Z says:

      If Lee Marvin was still alive, he'd kick the shit outta Rambo.

      Lee Marvin was a badass!

    • r3db4r0n
      r3db4r0n 2007-06-16T18:34:09Z says:

      I'd say its a toss up between lee marvin and lee majors - old school killing machine and a 6 million dollar bionic man...I guess in the end it wouldn't matter who fought who, either one would rape rambo, end of story

    • ramb0command0
      ramb0command0 2007-06-22T18:37:57Z says:

      fine by me
      i'd be honored

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2007-06-15T17:52:50Z says:

    only thing i'm looking forward to is the gore, that looked pretty nice. but stallone looks so.. wrong with that haircut/colour!

    • MrFuri0us
      MrFuri0us 2007-06-16T01:06:25Z says:

      yeh his shoes don't quite match the colour of his eyes either. Bitch just can't accessorise..

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-16T12:11:17Z says:

      vic u really need more gore in your life??jesus.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-16T13:28:01Z says:

      gore is my homie.

  • MMA
    MMA 2007-06-15T18:09:53Z says:

    Sly is starting to look like a characiture. Every time I see him he looks like the Spitting Image puppet version of himself.

  • MrFuri0us
    MrFuri0us 2007-06-16T00:58:44Z says:

    LOL gotta love those wartime quotes, cant help but think that these Rambo movies (the last 2 anyway) are sanctioned by the US Military. Whenever theres a middle east crisis they always seem to drag out Ol'John.J.

  • Duderino84
    Duderino84 2007-06-16T02:20:03Z says:

    Any movie with a guy getting shot and turned into pudding will be an awesome movie.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-16T13:29:58Z says:

      yeah i liked that .50 cal rifle.. i think it looked pretty damn realistic the way the guy 'exploded'!

borracho5000
posted June 15, 2007

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