gee, thanks enlightened one. The next time I'm looking for beige rhetoric I'll be sure and look to the bright beacon of knowlege that shines out of your arse.
That's not a snake. It's just a snake-shaped sleeping bag for rodents. He's having sweet dreams laying under the stars on his first camping trip with the Rat Scouts.
Not to be Cliff Claven, but drowning is supposed to be quite pleasant once your lungs fill up with water and you just relax and go with it. All the brain cells dying at once is supposed to be quite a trip.
Also, being from Edmonton, I have been so cold that I stopped feeling anything a few times. It's painful up to that point, but afterwards you just go numb and start getting sleepy. Not all that bad really.
I think it's not an instantaneous process, so people have been revived with enough brain function to talk about it. I just remember hearing it's quite a high, is all.
i'd rather freeze to death than burn to death, rather drown than being buried alive. being burned alive seems like a extremely painful death to me.. it's like the reaction you have when you touch something glowing hot; you pull back your hand, but this time you can't pull back..
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I wonder if he would squeak all the way down until he started dissolving in the snakes stomach acids...and wtf is with my name being pexter???
actually, he would have died of suffocation long before.
gee, thanks enlightened one. The next time I'm looking for beige rhetoric I'll be sure and look to the bright beacon of knowlege that shines out of your arse.
So you know where to go for knowledge. Knowing is half the battle.
^ Way to quote G.I. Joe lol
That's not a snake. It's just a snake-shaped sleeping bag for rodents. He's having sweet dreams laying under the stars on his first camping trip with the Rat Scouts.
LOL Hank, thanks, I'll be thinking of snake-shaped sleeping bags for awhile...
that is actually quite a fucxking cool idea.. a snake-shaped sleeping bag.. the kiddies would love that!
Oh ya, no nightware material there..
Yeah, could be good. Victorious when you make a million please give me 10 percent. Not much to ask for is it?
^*mare
15 percent.. i mean 5!
id be down for some kid shaped flesh lights.
Ok, so who wants to PS that mouth over a big fat, slappy fanny owning pornstar?
I will attempt it.
That has got to be the worst way to die, because you are conscience for so long. Maybe being buried alive is worse.
BUT! Would you rather be:
drowned or burnt alive?
A lot less screaming and peeing in drownings.
its as bad as drowning.
Drown, but how about freeze to death or burn to death.
I'll go with burnig, I don't like the cold.
In preferential order...
1) Freeze
2) Drown
3) Burried alive
4) Burn
*Please take note K-Billy & nova, incase you ever come find me*
If I ever find you Boom, I'm gonna force you to screw Rosie O'Donell.
That's right.
Supernova, that is possibly the most horrific punishment I have ever heard. Bravo, man. Bravo.
That would be about #74 on my list.
My God, I couldn't think of anything worse, except maybe the Queen Mother.
I'm afraid of your # 75
Not to be Cliff Claven, but drowning is supposed to be quite pleasant once your lungs fill up with water and you just relax and go with it. All the brain cells dying at once is supposed to be quite a trip.
Also, being from Edmonton, I have been so cold that I stopped feeling anything a few times. It's painful up to that point, but afterwards you just go numb and start getting sleepy. Not all that bad really.
Well being from Los Angeles, and having traveled many places, I can tell you, I DON'T LIKE THE COLD.
Burn me...
Honestly Balls, how would they know? Once the brain cells are dead, there's no coming back to tell of it.
I think it's not an instantaneous process, so people have been revived with enough brain function to talk about it. I just remember hearing it's quite a high, is all.
I don't know about any of you but i would put dying in my sleep at a very old age after living a fulfilling life at #1.
pain is just an illusion ask the emos .
i'd rather freeze to death than burn to death, rather drown than being buried alive. being burned alive seems like a extremely painful death to me.. it's like the reaction you have when you touch something glowing hot; you pull back your hand, but this time you can't pull back..
I would agree, I think burning to death would be a terrible way to go, especially if you are SLOW ROASTED on a spit. Ouch!
I want to be blown up. Seriously, like with a 200 pound bomb. Just, become one with the universe.
there is this little group of people in the middle east that would just LOVE to blow you up for a 'good' cause..
if i had to commit suicide one way or another, i would like to skydive without the parachute, that would be awesome as a last ride..
I have a good one.
1) Get suicide bomb belt.
2) Shove a painted red ping pong ball up your ass.
3) Go to a crowded movie.
4) Just before the movie is about to begin, go to the front of the theater and announce you are going to do a magic trick.
5) Drop your pants and produce the ping pong ball.
6) Swallow the ball and then detonate the bomb.
I hope I die with honor .
There is only honor if other people are around you. Who would you like to watch?
I'll blow myself up, but there is no fucking way I'm swallowing a ping pong ball that's been up my ass
You're gonna die anyway, if you do it quick you can avoid tasting your own ass.
Okay...*Gawk* *RIP* -FUCK! Fucking fuse didn't work! AGHHHGGhhhchhh! I tabste by ownb abbshole!
"i knew i should have taken that left turn at albuquerque"
looks like that snake needs ro-dentures
hehehehe
Reminds me of a Japanese vid. This is what you see just before a mouse flies at the camera.
Heheh, it's a schlong.
I wanna die like my grandad,quietly in my sleep,not screaming and wailing like everyone else in the car.
Yes, very good. Now why don't you go for a walk to the mall, plenty of nice big windows for you to lick.
Method of demise doesn't matter anyway. Pain, and the recognition of it is a concept of the living. When the lights go out...feelings don't matter.
rats of to ya
sorry rats off to ya
thats sik
as in cool...
USE THE FUCKING REPLY BUTTON!!
..oops
maybe the rats trying to eat its way out...