2: yo man, why is you on ma muthafuckin nutz, i aint even do nuthin AWE-SIFFER
1: it's *officer, douche bag, you niggers are all the fucking same, i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
2: you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?... yo dats naaaasty my nigga
1. why were you trying to run away from that gringo, hank with his baby and all his stuff?
2. hes tiny in the pants and cant get proper erections, i think hes gay. and he has an unsuccessful dead end english teacher job and is a whining know it all bitch, i couldnt stand that dumbass gringo anymore
1. You shouldnt had punch hank, you are old enough to understand that you dont punch retarded kids.
2. Im sorry i couldnt control my self he was so ugly and retarded. Im want to fuck plantshit, he is so hot and intilligent, every womens dream.
Comments to real cop vs. real thief
1. I like turtles.
2. OMG
1 my shoes are sticking to my feet, thats how wet i am.
2 Licky llick 5 dollars
You did it wrong dipshit, it should have been:
2 "Rick fo yoo, 5 dorra!"
2:"Sup LSD..."
Please, you give LSD too much credit. He's the type of chick to wear flannel and Dr. Martens.
I have a pair of steel toe Doc's I wear on a regular basis.
I also wear footwear...
steel caps stomp
/\ Yeah whatever idiot
^Yeah whatever idiot
i own steel capped dunlop volleys.
I have steel toed hi-tops
I have a stainless steel dishwasher
1. My minds free.
2. Mine too...... *Yawn*
1: i dont care if those niggers kicked you in the head you dont hit the x5!
2: goddamnit my debut on mucho and they dont get to see my dick
LOL!!!
1. Lets put these cuffs on first.
2. What? Put that night stick away.
1. Relax, I'm not a real cop.
2. That's okay, I'm not a real woman.
1. My names LSD and I love trannys.
2. i'm ballsdeepplease i'm what your lookin for!
1. Did you see 1rish1 is looking for a girlfriend in baaaawwston?
2. He is a faggot. Let's fuck.
1. I'm LSD and I love the cock.
2. You smell like bacon and donuts.
All cops should be slaughtered. Unless they kill hookers, then they shall be spared.
Without the Police, you would cry yourself to sleep at night.
without the pigs id have a lot more money right now
1: "Elpiss is a faggot"
2: "Indubitably"
now that was a hilarious one! uh... yea
1. Are you watching LSD? This is how you arrest someone.
2. Yeah cuz you'll never get to do it at wal-mart.
Colorado has the Make My Day Act here.
I sleep just fine with a Remington 870 next to my bed
No, actually without the police I would slaughter the world. Nice try copper.
don't aim from the hip, when you go to school tomorrow, dick ;D
1. I'm placing you under arrest for that horrible nail polish and that hideous red dress!
2. Mmmm, this wall is soooo soft...
1. I told you not to drive again you fucking asian.
2. Yousa tricky tricky polica man
"Two girls one cop"
1:"i lyka de rice"
2:"i lyka de rice too"
1: "And that's how I invented liposuction."
2: "chu chu chu"
1. What did I say?!?
2. *Sniff* Follow you to the T :.(
hahaha
1. Have you ever tried Plantshit?
2. Yeah thats one hell of a fuck and sweet boy
^that's pathetic.
says mr pathetic himself^
says mr pathetic himself^
ha ha ha come on vic... the "and sweet boy" part was humorous
vic is a pathetic mommas boy
"1. Have you ever tried Plantshit?
2. Yeah thats one hell of a fuck and sweet boy"
did you seriously laugh over that?
basement boy
im sweet ,cute and nice...then with my charisma im quite a jackpot for the ladies with my stamina and welltrained body.
lets see the pic, planty?
like Dejavu would post it
She banned your picture
like you would submit one, plantshit..
i will get that fucking camera...
i dare you, coward!
1: yo son, you seen dat new episode of da chappelle show my nigga?
2: hell yea son, that shit was mutha fuckin tizzight
2: yo man, why is you on ma muthafuckin nutz, i aint even do nuthin AWE-SIFFER
1: it's *officer, douche bag, you niggers are all the fucking same, i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
2: you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?... yo dats naaaasty my nigga
1. why were you trying to run away from that gringo, hank with his baby and all his stuff?
2. hes tiny in the pants and cant get proper erections, i think hes gay. and he has an unsuccessful dead end english teacher job and is a whining know it all bitch, i couldnt stand that dumbass gringo anymore
1. You shouldnt had punch hank, you are old enough to understand that you dont punch retarded kids.
2. Im sorry i couldnt control my self he was so ugly and retarded. Im want to fuck plantshit, he is so hot and intilligent, every womens dream.
hahaha
lol X 2
love the caption stuff.
damn we pwnd hank so much that he wont even answer...we rock elchris!
1. Finally! All the porn of an expensive paysite!
2. Absolutely free?!?!
i don't know but it's funny if they just say "1" and "2"
2: Are Those Chinese handcuffs?
1: .
1: no they're plastic lawl!
1. Im a fat rumanian bitch
2. lol
1. You're under arrest.
2. I have a fucked up left hand.
1. LOL!
2. ROR!