You live in a foreign country, known for its superstitions such as "if you lie down immedeately after eating, you will become a cow" and "if a funeral car passes you should hide your thumb." Your wife is a Japanese whore, blowing dirty cocks inside hotel rooms while you waste your precious time typing to insecure mommas boys here on Mucho. You and your wife have children, but you're not the biological father. The only reason you married your whore of a wife is because she was the only woman who has ever touched your slimy cock and lived. You suffer from multiple venereal diseases, which will soon be passed onto your wife's children, motherfucker. Lastly, you became an English teacher in order to satisfy your sick, perverted child fantasies of you sucking little Japanese boys cocks.
Okay, Hank. Here's my story: I grew up in a fucked up state. I quickly realized I was devoid of any exceptional skills or abilities, so I decided to become a "teacher" - the last bastion for those who can't produce original thought. And I chose liberal arts so I could bullshit my way through school and life instead of creating or producing anything usable based on science. I espouse to be a champion of the downtrodden and least-privileged of society, but instead of sharing my craft with say, thousands of inner-city kids in my home country who could use some help, I choose to go on vacation, opting for a boutique assignment where I will finally have a chance at being unique, if only around teenagers. After all, that’s the best way to conceal my inferiority from students until they are well on their way to truly successful and meaningful careers that will steer them well far from soup kitchens. Having failed with women, I compromised, tamped down my affinity for red-headed European girls and attached myself to a local who will never, ever look like anyone I truly desire, and who, in just a few years, will become the same overbearing, unattractive in-law that I continually complain about. That of course is the same Asian lady who cries herself to sleep at night because her daughter was duped into marrying a Gaijin. Between groping teenage girls and bragging about it online, I fill my head with tired, failed geo-political philosophies because it best suits the delusion that I made good choices in life. And to further meet my calling and educate those who I believe need my help (who in my insular mind means everybody), I spend my spare time tutoring rural kids for free. -Correction. I spend my free time trolling at a humor-porno site where even there I am universally reviled (except by Bono) in a constant, desperate, and infantile bid for attention.
Don’t kid yourself, Hank, because I don’t have the need to “share” my interesting life with the likes of you. Just because you need Mucho Sucko as therapy doesn’t mean the rest of us do. We’re just here to have a good time. You’re here to prop up your battered ego and hide from the failure that is your life.
-And guys, I apologize in advance for the upcoming 8th-grade level hissy-fit that will be Hank’s response. Move on to the good stuff.
Claude, you know, I'm a teacher. I'm creative and give my time and attention to kids to try to give them better lives. That calls for original thought, as I deal with individual learning issues. I know many creative, generous, amazing teachers.
^^^^Jamiee, I know you're a teacher and I know all teachers are not created equal. Just from reading your posts I can see you're dedicated to your craft. However, those like Hank are a dime a dozen.
Also, I might point out, NoBallz, that you know Jamie is a teacher because she has freely shared that information along with other stuff, photos, etc...
She has 1,000 times more ballz than you, Clod, you hairball hackin' homo.
mucho members do not dream about hot blonde ladies while they poke a cat in the eye, they dream about poking a cat in the eye while they get sucked by a hot blonde lady
Comments to really fucked up
Pussy ain't free.
I see nothing wrong with any of this
I agree. By Mucho standards this is as fucked up as a cloudy day.
darn
i can live with what happened here...
The only thing wrong with this cartoon is that he shows remorse.
and your reply fail was wrong
youre a fucking moron how is this a reply fail?
i agree, golden comment. patent pend that shit
Only gay guys own cats.
^owns a cat sanctuary
^thinks he's clever cause he said sanctuary. Secretly a pillow bitter.
^is retarded because he has to replie to 3 day old comments.
you lost that one, deal bitch! no need to drag us all into the past with you...
Are you saying he tastes bitter?
must have been something i ate. Steven gobbled every last bit.
you still dont get it, do you?
you lost, get over it, leave this thread in peace now, no one cares!
you do lover.......
Sorry about that Clod.
You really should be sorry about your life.
"Soup Kitchen"? bwa-haaaaaaa...geezus.
My life is great and has been very interesting. I would bet yours has been very boring and predictable, Prufrock.
Also, this is yet another example of me telling about myself because I'm not a pussy coward like yourself who hides behind his computer screen.
I wasn't really sorry.
Let's review your life, Hanky-Poo:
You live in a foreign country, known for its superstitions such as "if you lie down immedeately after eating, you will become a cow" and "if a funeral car passes you should hide your thumb." Your wife is a Japanese whore, blowing dirty cocks inside hotel rooms while you waste your precious time typing to insecure mommas boys here on Mucho. You and your wife have children, but you're not the biological father. The only reason you married your whore of a wife is because she was the only woman who has ever touched your slimy cock and lived. You suffer from multiple venereal diseases, which will soon be passed onto your wife's children, motherfucker. Lastly, you became an English teacher in order to satisfy your sick, perverted child fantasies of you sucking little Japanese boys cocks.
Yeah, your life is seriously fucked up.
^& you're fat, ugly & dress like a pirate.
^...I'm referring to Scarlet, in case that wasn't clear.
I'm not reading all of that above. Someone provide the cliff-note version please.
Scar could lose a few pounds but she's not ugly, Oranje.
Yeah, she is pretty ugly.
She's better than that horseface Tiffany Preston at least...
I'd fuck Preston but I wouldn't even want to be in the room with scarlets ugly ass.
or zip code
Well, apparently she lives in Arizona, so you guys don't have to worry about seeing her in person.
Okay, Hank. Here's my story: I grew up in a fucked up state. I quickly realized I was devoid of any exceptional skills or abilities, so I decided to become a "teacher" - the last bastion for those who can't produce original thought. And I chose liberal arts so I could bullshit my way through school and life instead of creating or producing anything usable based on science. I espouse to be a champion of the downtrodden and least-privileged of society, but instead of sharing my craft with say, thousands of inner-city kids in my home country who could use some help, I choose to go on vacation, opting for a boutique assignment where I will finally have a chance at being unique, if only around teenagers. After all, that’s the best way to conceal my inferiority from students until they are well on their way to truly successful and meaningful careers that will steer them well far from soup kitchens. Having failed with women, I compromised, tamped down my affinity for red-headed European girls and attached myself to a local who will never, ever look like anyone I truly desire, and who, in just a few years, will become the same overbearing, unattractive in-law that I continually complain about. That of course is the same Asian lady who cries herself to sleep at night because her daughter was duped into marrying a Gaijin. Between groping teenage girls and bragging about it online, I fill my head with tired, failed geo-political philosophies because it best suits the delusion that I made good choices in life. And to further meet my calling and educate those who I believe need my help (who in my insular mind means everybody), I spend my spare time tutoring rural kids for free. -Correction. I spend my free time trolling at a humor-porno site where even there I am universally reviled (except by Bono) in a constant, desperate, and infantile bid for attention.
Don’t kid yourself, Hank, because I don’t have the need to “share” my interesting life with the likes of you. Just because you need Mucho Sucko as therapy doesn’t mean the rest of us do. We’re just here to have a good time. You’re here to prop up your battered ego and hide from the failure that is your life.
-And guys, I apologize in advance for the upcoming 8th-grade level hissy-fit that will be Hank’s response. Move on to the good stuff.
Wow dude....that's beautiful man
Just one more unanswered question, Claude.
Why the picture of a cat? Are you just a cat person or is there a more significant reference?
jesus...
LOL...that was impressive Claude!
Claude, you know, I'm a teacher. I'm creative and give my time and attention to kids to try to give them better lives. That calls for original thought, as I deal with individual learning issues. I know many creative, generous, amazing teachers.
Wow, what a loser. I'm so glad I'm nothing like you, Clod.
did you read all of that ?
Yeah, what a lame-o, eh? Clod really needs to get a life.
^^^^Jamiee, I know you're a teacher and I know all teachers are not created equal. Just from reading your posts I can see you're dedicated to your craft. However, those like Hank are a dime a dozen.
Blah, blah, blah.
As much info as I give out and you still don't know shit.
If I'm a dime a dozen, cowards like you must be ten yen per gross. Fearful anonymity is so unique.
Also, I might point out, NoBallz, that you know Jamie is a teacher because she has freely shared that information along with other stuff, photos, etc...
She has 1,000 times more ballz than you, Clod, you hairball hackin' homo.
Lol, nine lives and not the courage to live one.
insults from beyond the international date-line lack a certain "oomph", agreed?
That doesn't make any sense.
that's Possum's MO
Cat is purring in its sleep.
snoring
Guy is thinking about his sister.
Anybody know why i cant see todays posts ? i can only get to them through other people recently posted comments
Because you're retarded?
It's working now , so no need to be concerned for me Hank
Well, that's a relief. I was really worried about you.
mucho members do not dream about hot blonde ladies while they poke a cat in the eye, they dream about poking a cat in the eye while they get sucked by a hot blonde lady
But that is only 1 out of 9 ...
What is wrong is, it's from the forbidden 4th.