theres a nigger, a frenchman, and old lady and a hot blonde on a train. the train goes through a tunnel, and while its dark, someone gets slapped. the hot chick thought the nigger tried to feel up on the old lady, and she slapped him. the old lady thought the same about the hot chick. the frenchman thought "i cant wait for another tunnel so i can hit that nigger again."
Man goes to doctor... Doctor Doctor I cant stop masturbating on teenage negro girls... Here try one of these the doctor says. What are they? the man asks
doctor replies
Nigger Teen Patches
Tyrone did make me laugh, but only because his jokes were so pathetically bad and they were in an attempt to get back at everyone for the black jokes. I pitied him at first but then he kept going and it just became funny.
ummmmmm sorry hotshot, i just dont know any good nigger jokes, kinda like how white people dont know any good cracka jokes... and oneliners are never funny, clever, but not funny
So, an Indian, a Frenchman, and the Pope are all on a plane. The pilot says, "Hey, are any of you not circumcised?" So the Pope lifts up his robe and says, "Shut up, stupid! You don't even speak English!" The Israeli asks the Japanese guy to open his eyes, but the Japanese man says, "I'm not squinting you crazy Jew, you're the one who sold me these cheap glasses!" What's the difference between a Belgian and a lump of dog shit? The Belgian drinks wine, but the dog shit smells good.
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looks like a dead mouse... thats been in there for a while :/
She just ate something.
unfortunately... it looked like she enjoyed it though
how does a black woman know shes pregnant?
she pulls out the tampon and all the cotton has been picked off.
lofl
q:whats a shame? a: a bus full of black people going over a bridge. q: what a DAMN shame? a: one of the seats on that bus were empty.
Why dont black people take cruises?
We already tricked them once.
haha!@ben
Whats long black and sweaty?
the line at popeyes
Q: What do you call 10 niggers hanging form a tree?
A: Alabama windchime
what do you call 300 white dudes chasing a black dude?
the PGA tour
whats white and 12 inches long?
absolutely nothing
what about mini me?
How do you keep niggers out of your backyard.
Hang one in the front.
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
niggers
Hank made me say that.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick to the window.
How else do you babysit a niglet?
Put velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.
Why do black people smell bad?
So blind people can be racist too.
what do you call a white man in the ghetto?
a victim
how do you starve a black man?
hide his food stamps under his work boots
how long does it take a white bitch to take a shit?
9 months
What do you call a white man surrounded by 100 black guys?
the warden
whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
the pizza can feed a family of four.
Whats the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day. -, BlackTEEĀ®
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line
whats the difference between a nigger and a car tire?
a tire doesnt sing when you put it in chains.
Whats green and sits on my front porch?
My nigger and I'll paint him any fucking color I want.
Whats the difference between niggers and pit bulls?
Its still legal to own a pit bull.
Why wouldnt my mom let me play in the sandbox when I was little?
She was afraid the cats would bury me.
Why is Roland so lazy and such a drain on society?
because hes black
theres a nigger, a frenchman, and old lady and a hot blonde on a train. the train goes through a tunnel, and while its dark, someone gets slapped. the hot chick thought the nigger tried to feel up on the old lady, and she slapped him. the old lady thought the same about the hot chick. the frenchman thought "i cant wait for another tunnel so i can hit that nigger again."
how did we know adam wasnt black?
ever try taking a rib from a nigger?
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
what do you say to a nigger in uniform?
ill have a number 5 with a large coke.
Man goes to doctor... Doctor Doctor I cant stop masturbating on teenage negro girls... Here try one of these the doctor says. What are they? the man asks
doctor replies
Nigger Teen Patches
why dont mexicans have sex ed. and drivers ed. on the same day?
the donkey is too tired
How come im only laughing at Tyrones......
Why do niggers have red eyes after sex?
Mace stings
Why does a fireman wear red suspenders?
To keep his pants up.
Why was white chocolate invented?
So niggers don't accidentally bite their hands.
Tyrone, 1rish and Roland are the only ones to make me laugh so far in this thread. The rest of you can fuck off back to where you came from.
well your a fucking joke all by yerself mister self-proclaimed-authority-on-what's- funny-and-what's-not.
what do you say to your tv when you see it floating in the middle of the night?
Drop it nigger!
What should a bunch of ungrateful niggers say to the whites who invented everything they enjoy today?
Thanks for dragging me from my hole in africa and letting me leach off your welfare system
Tyrone did make me laugh, but only because his jokes were so pathetically bad and they were in an attempt to get back at everyone for the black jokes. I pitied him at first but then he kept going and it just became funny.
what runs faster then a nigger with a TV, his cousin with the VCR.
ummmmmm sorry hotshot, i just dont know any good nigger jokes, kinda like how white people dont know any good cracka jokes... and oneliners are never funny, clever, but not funny
I've heard good white guy jokes, but I can't think of any offhand right now.
On the other hand, what's the proper way to wink at a politician?
*mimes looking through a rifle scope*
why do niggers keep chickens in the yard?
to teach their kids how to walk
Why do dobermans lick their balls?
To get the taste of black people out of their mouths.
What's an Irish 7 course meal?
A six pack and a potato.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk.
Why do Italian men grow mustaches?
So they can look like their mothers.
Why don't nazis eat Jews?
They give 'em gas.
So, an Indian, a Frenchman, and the Pope are all on a plane. The pilot says, "Hey, are any of you not circumcised?" So the Pope lifts up his robe and says, "Shut up, stupid! You don't even speak English!" The Israeli asks the Japanese guy to open his eyes, but the Japanese man says, "I'm not squinting you crazy Jew, you're the one who sold me these cheap glasses!" What's the difference between a Belgian and a lump of dog shit? The Belgian drinks wine, but the dog shit smells good.
Irish drunk jokes are bullshit, we dont drink that much
speak for yer self.
fuckin yak. :(
ok ok, i got one! How did Tiger Woods get his name? His mom is from Thailand so "Ti"...and his dad is a Nigger so "ger"
"Re" "Ply"
wait wait i got one too! That joke sucked more then your mom did last night.
Seriously, you must be the guy at parties who tell an incredibly lame racist joke that no one laughs at.
no i am equal opportunity, it doesnt matter race, creed, or religion
i liked it nicoya, look at all these assholes you got riled up.
Hell, his real name isn't even Tiger
Lol. The part at the beginning when the camera is focusing in... freaked me out, anyone else?
i'm going to say the rest of the video freaked me out a little more... yuck
are you going to try and tell me you've never tried this akaitsuki? i call bs!
Never Yak.. never! i actually like to stay away from things involving blood, piss, shit, and puke...
I think the part when she started sucking on the dirty tampon freaked me out a little bit, but yea that camera focusing... *shiver*
Fucking wimps
And P.S. yak I hate you forever. This vid grossed me out the first time it found it's way on here. Throw it out woman! DON'T EAT IT!
i'll take that as a compliment :P
don't encourage him
kinda looked like a severed penis to me
So I'm guessing you have much experience in the realm of the severed penis.
now that would be mucho worthy and yea i double posted.. fuck off
Actually no one probably cares..Go get yourself an avatar...
IT'S A TRAP
Thank you, Admiral Akbar.
Also....
Yay, SMC is back!
hahah gleeeee
I didn't watch the whole thing. Damn how could anybody do that?
So two tampoons are walking up the street. Who waves?
Neither, there both stuck up cunts.
Two tampoons are walking up the street and see someone the y now. who waces?.
:(
Abort mission.
still drunk :/
Hi , iam on welfare I dont work or do shit all I just watch mucho sucko vids.
yes we know