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Red Neck Map

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  • FatPat
    FatPat 2008-07-12T04:16:43Z says:

    AMERICA, Fuck Yeah!

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-07-12T05:36:43Z says:

      Freedom is the only way YEAH!

    • RyogaVee
      RyogaVee 2008-07-12T05:37:50Z says:

      Best image of the year.

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-07-12T05:47:49Z says:

      Whoa, lets not go that far. Remembet that one you posted of you. That was pretty great.

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-07-12T05:48:32Z says:

      remember*

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-07-12T11:48:09Z says:

      You member.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-07-12T13:41:05Z says:

      the image was burned in my brain.

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-07-12T23:22:02Z says:

      So Archman, you enjoy looking at pictures of Ryofag?

    • seanito666
      seanito666 2008-07-13T01:50:08Z says:

      im in hicks and gays

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-13T02:11:38Z says:

      Yes, we know you are...

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-07-13T18:50:02Z says:

      ^^into*

    • DushanMandik
      DushanMandik 2008-07-15T16:56:50Z says:

      Im in the KKK...er...that didnt come out right...

  • para-bellum
    para-bellum 2008-07-12T04:18:53Z says:

    This is ridiculous. There's no way a Redneck has so much awareness.

    • Electrogonnorrhea
      Electrogonnorrhea 2008-07-12T06:47:43Z says:

      I think this is how Plantshit pictures America.

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2008-07-12T16:06:22Z says:

      That is ridiculous. There's no way Plantshit has so much awareness.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-07-12T16:46:52Z says:

      He pictures a country infested with bears and crows.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-12T17:41:04Z says:

      Plantshit would be happy in "Snow and bears".

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-12T19:54:45Z says:

      I wonder if planty is considered a hick in Sweden?

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2008-07-12T20:06:49Z says:

      Wherever he goes, smerf...wherever he goes.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-07-12T23:01:17Z says:

      According to a couple of Swedes that I know all northerners are considered to be "very weird"

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-07-12T23:01:26Z says:

      Bit like the UK

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-13T03:21:31Z says:

      Grrrr!

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-07-12T04:19:26Z says:

    I live in NE Missouri, and ... yeah, the way the rednecks are around here, this map makes a lot of sense. I found out there are KKK even where I live.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-07-12T05:02:39Z says:

      The Kirksville Wal-Mart scared me back west.

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-07-12T05:37:42Z says:

      Wario, how many times have you been to Mark Twain's House?

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2008-07-12T05:52:29Z says:

      The caves were more fun.

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-07-12T06:11:54Z says:

      Roland, you've been to the Kirksville Wal-Mart? holy shit, that's like 20 miles north of where I live. I was just there Wednesday. What's sad, is that's the best shopping within 50 miles for me. Arch, never been to Mark Twain's house. I live in Northeast Missouri, not east Missouri.

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-12T06:46:44Z says:

      in canada it's the CKKK

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2008-07-12T06:50:29Z says:

      Wario, I've got family in Schuyler County.

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-07-12T07:54:53Z says:

      I know where that is. I got cousins all over Adair county, kinda why I'm here, but if I could leave, I would...

    • DOERanger
      DOERanger 2008-07-12T12:57:01Z says:

      Just don't waste your time in St. Roberts. *shudder* I spent too long around there.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-12T13:31:49Z says:

      At first I thought Kirksville was a shot at me. I was too lazy to google.

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-12T15:01:58Z says:

      sometimes i shake my eyes around and call it googling

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-12T15:29:15Z says:

      I googled in a chicks eyes before. She didn't find it very funny.

    • seanito666
      seanito666 2008-07-12T16:35:11Z says:

      lol very fuckin funny man lol.

    • yak
      yak 2008-07-12T23:07:59Z says:

      dik's always shaking his eyes here.. shaking them there... WHY DON'T YOU JUST JOIN A SHAKE 'N ROCK 'N ROLL BAND??

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-13T00:23:30Z says:

      good one yak.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-07-13T00:37:44Z says:

      Wario, I went to Kirksville to help somebody move a coupla years back and ended up staying there the better part of a week ..some interesting folks 'round them parts.

    • yak
      yak 2008-07-13T00:55:48Z says:

      i wonder how many people will get the reference sir ;/

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-13T02:19:54Z says:

      You get included as a suburb of Detroit, hence nothing.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-13T02:22:13Z says:

      Awww fuck. ^Goes down below yak.

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-13T06:39:55Z says:

      some canadians might get it yak

    • Quankers1
      Quankers1 2008-07-13T18:14:13Z says:

      Half of the people on Muchosucko all live within 30 minutes of eachother in some redneck shithole. Shocking. Where's a tornady when you need one?

  • caboose1984
    caboose1984 2008-07-12T04:33:12Z says:

    KKK FTW.

  • sukebe
    sukebe 2008-07-12T04:38:02Z says:

    get a job sparkling wiggle.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-07-12T04:42:38Z says:

    haha useless...

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-12T04:55:39Z says:

      I think you qualify for 'Benjamin Franklin', but note that NYC doesn't get the "Gays' tag....major miss there.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-07-12T05:14:33Z says:

      I'm in VA. I can't tell if I'm useless or a Klan member.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-12T05:19:19Z says:

      Sorry Claude, KKK for you.

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-07-12T05:38:42Z says:

      It could be worse. You could be a cow.

    • copemanXIII
      copemanXIII 2008-07-12T07:14:39Z says:

      I was born and raised in KKK and now live in GAYS... hate to say it but they're dead on... Need to move to COWS

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-07-12T14:44:10Z says:

      Hey, at least I'm useful.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-12T19:56:16Z says:

      I want to go back to big foot country

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-07-12T21:15:00Z says:

      yea....i am a mexican

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-07-12T21:15:47Z says:

      pass the free health care

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-07-13T01:10:27Z says:

      I was born in Gays, now I live in Gays, of the west coast. However, I wouldn't mind moving back to the Old Gays I used to live in.

  • hellonurse
    hellonurse 2008-07-12T04:51:02Z says:

    I'm in the middle of KKK country??

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-12T04:53:43Z says:

      It's ok, I'm in nothing.

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-07-12T05:10:06Z says:

      I ain't no fuckin' Cuban!

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-12T05:20:01Z says:

      Go brew some of that gay cuban coffee and press me a sandwich.

    • Ic3man
      Ic3man 2008-07-12T08:14:44Z says:

      lol yeah me too. in the exact middle. right where the kkk is marked

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-07-12T08:29:29Z says:

      I was nothing, but now im ben franklin

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-12T15:30:11Z says:

      I'm in KKK.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-12T15:54:55Z says:

      We know, 1rish, but where are you on the map?

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2008-07-12T16:31:47Z says:

      Same place as me.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-07-12T16:52:51Z says:

      Is that the place with a burning cross in the front garden?

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2008-07-12T20:07:36Z says:

      Damn! You can see that on Google Earth? I've made it!!!

    • ramass
      ramass 2008-07-12T20:29:17Z says:

      I'm in whores and casinos.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-07-12T22:59:13Z says:

      lucky sod

    • yak
      yak 2008-07-12T23:10:24Z says:

      looks like i'm in the middle of water near nothing :(

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2008-07-12T04:52:39Z says:

    haha..check out Iowa.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2008-07-12T04:58:29Z says:

      I'm in SE Iowa. You know the not pink part. Just hicks around here.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-12T05:10:27Z says:

      Yea, I knew you'd reply. I do like how they singled out Iowa for 'multiple' tags.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-12T05:11:49Z says:

      ^derogatory

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-07-12T06:13:44Z says:

      I remember in college, alot of the locals in NE Missouri called people from Iowa "Iowegians". ...ok...

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2008-07-12T07:27:54Z says:

      hahaha I've heard that.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-12T19:57:28Z says:

      Heh, I used to live in Davenport. Almost ended up going to grad school there (now I'm glad I didn't)

  • FLFisher
    FLFisher 2008-07-12T05:10:30Z says:

    This isn't funny.

    • iamgodandyoudie
      iamgodandyoudie 2008-07-12T05:15:37Z says:

      neither are you

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-07-12T05:38:03Z says:

      Uh Oh... sounds like someone's on the rag this week.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-07-12T09:36:51Z says:

      i'm not even a redneck but it looks funny to me and accurate.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-07-12T09:43:27Z says:

      Ah, dont be so hard on yourself, fries. Your not that far below redneck status.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-12T16:46:50Z says:

      He's as near to redneck as any Yorkshire man can hope to be.

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2008-07-12T16:53:47Z says:

      But Yorkshiremen are called Dirtnecks, aren't they?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-12T17:03:58Z says:

      Or cunts, for short.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-07-12T17:12:20Z says:

      By ruddy 'eck!

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-07-12T19:40:35Z says:

      ^^It's funny because it's true.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-07-12T23:13:05Z says:

      so its Yorkshireman-bashing is it ?......

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-07-12T23:19:18Z says:

      Ee by gum.....set thee whippet on 'im.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-13T01:55:21Z says:

      Look out for them ferrets!

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2008-07-13T01:56:22Z says:

      War of the Roses...etc...

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-07-13T11:23:08Z says:

      hey we even have a 'White Rose Way' here in Doncaster

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-13T13:23:19Z says:

      At least we could afford to paint ours red.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-07-13T16:03:09Z says:

      Who won Bosworth again?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-13T16:21:11Z says:

      Painted red with the blood of Yorkshire losers.

  • urkelbot
    urkelbot 2008-07-12T05:18:32Z says:

    Only the northern half of California should be labeled GAYS. The other half should be labeled Mexico also.

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-07-12T05:39:15Z says:

      True.

  • elchris
    elchris 2008-07-12T05:24:45Z says:

    1/2 that map belongs to mexico... gringo faggots

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-07-12T05:29:04Z says:

      Shut up, bitch. And mow my lawn.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-07-12T07:19:28Z says:

      Mariches candy asses

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-07-12T16:51:22Z says:

      1/2 that map was lost by gay spaniards.

  • dik
    dik 2008-07-12T05:27:58Z says:

    what's up with canada?

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-07-12T05:39:33Z says:

      It's blue.

    • Stallan
      Stallan 2008-07-12T06:54:08Z says:

      :(

    • MisterBanksIII
      MisterBanksIII 2008-07-12T07:57:51Z says:

      Canada is Minnesota...is Canada...is Minnesota. Same thing, equally offensive accent.

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-12T13:43:27Z says:

      ^fuck you eh!^

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-12T15:03:28Z says:

      population of black bears in minnesota: 0 ...go to hell hank

    • rapeyourface1
      rapeyourface1 2008-07-12T15:04:54Z says:

      yah der hey!

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-12T16:32:24Z says:

      Population of Hanks in Minnesota: 0

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-12T16:39:55Z says:

      Population of Hanks in Mucholand: 0

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-07-12T16:59:45Z says:

      They banned Hank????

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-07-13T22:56:15Z says:

      Why would they ban Hank?

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-13T23:16:14Z says:

      what else is new jaimee

  • rimjoy
    rimjoy 2008-07-12T05:49:55Z says:

    fuck, everyone on this site is american.

    • Stallan
      Stallan 2008-07-12T06:54:24Z says:

      fuck you

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-07-12T07:05:48Z says:

      Ha Ha

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-12T12:19:43Z says:

      fuck you rimjob!

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-07-12T19:41:08Z says:

      Fuck off Rimjoy, I take that as an insult.

    • rimjoy
      rimjoy 2008-07-12T20:36:25Z says:

      you idiots didnt see the , after fuck obviously.... noobz

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-07-12T21:00:06Z says:

      Yes, I did. I take you insinuating that I'm an American to be an insult.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-07-12T21:00:48Z says:

      I think they get what you're saying, they're just offended by you calling them American.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-07-12T21:03:16Z says:

      Goddamn you, Manny.

    • Stallan
      Stallan 2008-07-13T03:17:01Z says:

      noobs? if i'm not mistaken the owner of this site is a resident of canada as well.

    • Stallan
      Stallan 2008-07-13T03:17:26Z says:

      FUCK YOU RIMJOB!

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-07-13T05:26:39Z says:

      Still doesn't get it^^^

  • PianoForte
    PianoForte 2008-07-12T06:39:23Z says:

    Didn't know Japan was below Texas...

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-12T06:44:21Z says:

      well it obviously is..it's right there on the map

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-07-12T08:30:25Z says:

      ...oh man

  • Brembo66
    Brembo66 2008-07-12T08:20:33Z says:

    Looks about right...

  • Godzilla
    Godzilla 2008-07-12T08:36:49Z says:

    Do you get the feeling whoever made this was from Nebraska? I'd like to see one made of a world map.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-12T14:48:06Z says:

      If an American drew it it would just be a globe with the USA filling one side and everybody else in a lump round the back.

    • rapeyourface1
      rapeyourface1 2008-07-12T15:09:17Z says:

      Not all americans are ignorant, fuckface. Well ok...most are but not all.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-12T15:50:10Z says:

      Calling someone you've never met fuckface isn't the best way of dispelling the rumor, is it?


      Cuntscab.

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2008-07-12T16:34:44Z says:

      I have a political map of the world, Godzilla. Some really funny shit on it but I don't know if it will still be legible after scanning it and it being reproduced on here.

  • SuperMilkChan
    SuperMilkChan 2008-07-12T11:00:43Z says:

    lol japan

  • Bootface
    Bootface 2008-07-12T12:05:08Z says:

    should just have the coastal states labeled useless and the " bread basket" labeled useful, i mean you all need food..we dont need piss soaked subway car seats

  • sir_puffalottabud
    sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-12T13:53:40Z says:

    did your mom found your grade 5 social studies school work? peeches?

  • SweatyPete
    SweatyPete 2008-07-12T13:58:48Z says:

    He could have come up with something better for the great lakes area than "nothing."

    • rapeyourface1
      rapeyourface1 2008-07-12T15:11:20Z says:

      Its actually quite accurate. Have you ever driven through Indiana or Ohio?

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2008-07-12T16:37:38Z says:

      Bill Bryson once drove through there and wrote about it in one of his books. He came up with pretty much 'nothing'.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-07-13T00:16:20Z says:

      everybody needs ohio and indiana, we got all the food, as said earlier...we dont need your smelly subways or armies of bums

  • sir_puffalottabud
    sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-12T15:19:42Z says:

    i find the people of "here be bigfoot" are practically canadian

  • seanito666
    seanito666 2008-07-12T16:37:41Z says:

    I have seen the gay area on tv before very ugly and crowded.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-12T16:55:56Z says:

      elchris' gay area is always pretty crowded.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-07-12T17:00:46Z says:

      He runs a close second to Bicho

  • thebeeches
    thebeeches 2008-07-12T17:24:40Z says:

    I am from water, but now I live in Mexico. Most of the damn thing is true.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-07-13T02:39:30Z says:

      I was born in water , live in water (most of the time hot),but on the good side due to the flooding we have a bumper crop of tenacious mosquitos this year .

  • StokedOUTstokeS
    StokedOUTstokeS 2008-07-13T07:35:28Z says:

    Washington and Oregon are one?
    but Springfield Oregon is meth central

  • possum
    possum 2008-07-13T17:53:27Z says:

    "same state"? how lame is that?
    worse than living in "nothing", and not even funny...hmm...hmm...maybe that IS the point...living here is less than nothing and not funny at all...I LIKE IT

thebeeches
posted July 12, 2008

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