Roland, you've been to the Kirksville Wal-Mart? holy shit, that's like 20 miles north of where I live. I was just there Wednesday. What's sad, is that's the best shopping within 50 miles for me. Arch, never been to Mark Twain's house. I live in Northeast Missouri, not east Missouri.
Wario, I went to Kirksville to help somebody move a coupla years back and ended up staying there the better part of a week ..some interesting folks 'round them parts.
I have a political map of the world, Godzilla. Some really funny shit on it but I don't know if it will still be legible after scanning it and it being reproduced on here.
should just have the coastal states labeled useless and the " bread basket" labeled useful, i mean you all need food..we dont need piss soaked subway car seats
I was born in water , live in water (most of the time hot),but on the good side due to the flooding we have a bumper crop of tenacious mosquitos this year .
"same state"? how lame is that?
worse than living in "nothing", and not even funny...hmm...hmm...maybe that IS the point...living here is less than nothing and not funny at all...I LIKE IT
Comments to Red Neck Map
AMERICA, Fuck Yeah!
Freedom is the only way YEAH!
Best image of the year.
Whoa, lets not go that far. Remembet that one you posted of you. That was pretty great.
remember*
You member.
the image was burned in my brain.
So Archman, you enjoy looking at pictures of Ryofag?
im in hicks and gays
Yes, we know you are...
^^into*
Im in the KKK...er...that didnt come out right...
This is ridiculous. There's no way a Redneck has so much awareness.
I think this is how Plantshit pictures America.
That is ridiculous. There's no way Plantshit has so much awareness.
He pictures a country infested with bears and crows.
Plantshit would be happy in "Snow and bears".
I wonder if planty is considered a hick in Sweden?
Wherever he goes, smerf...wherever he goes.
According to a couple of Swedes that I know all northerners are considered to be "very weird"
Bit like the UK
Grrrr!
I live in NE Missouri, and ... yeah, the way the rednecks are around here, this map makes a lot of sense. I found out there are KKK even where I live.
The Kirksville Wal-Mart scared me back west.
Wario, how many times have you been to Mark Twain's House?
The caves were more fun.
Roland, you've been to the Kirksville Wal-Mart? holy shit, that's like 20 miles north of where I live. I was just there Wednesday. What's sad, is that's the best shopping within 50 miles for me. Arch, never been to Mark Twain's house. I live in Northeast Missouri, not east Missouri.
in canada it's the CKKK
Wario, I've got family in Schuyler County.
I know where that is. I got cousins all over Adair county, kinda why I'm here, but if I could leave, I would...
Just don't waste your time in St. Roberts. *shudder* I spent too long around there.
At first I thought Kirksville was a shot at me. I was too lazy to google.
sometimes i shake my eyes around and call it googling
I googled in a chicks eyes before. She didn't find it very funny.
lol very fuckin funny man lol.
dik's always shaking his eyes here.. shaking them there... WHY DON'T YOU JUST JOIN A SHAKE 'N ROCK 'N ROLL BAND??
good one yak.
Wario, I went to Kirksville to help somebody move a coupla years back and ended up staying there the better part of a week ..some interesting folks 'round them parts.
i wonder how many people will get the reference sir ;/
You get included as a suburb of Detroit, hence nothing.
Awww fuck. ^Goes down below yak.
some canadians might get it yak
Half of the people on Muchosucko all live within 30 minutes of eachother in some redneck shithole. Shocking. Where's a tornady when you need one?
KKK FTW.
get a job sparkling wiggle.
haha useless...
I think you qualify for 'Benjamin Franklin', but note that NYC doesn't get the "Gays' tag....major miss there.
I'm in VA. I can't tell if I'm useless or a Klan member.
Sorry Claude, KKK for you.
It could be worse. You could be a cow.
I was born and raised in KKK and now live in GAYS... hate to say it but they're dead on... Need to move to COWS
Hey, at least I'm useful.
I want to go back to big foot country
yea....i am a mexican
pass the free health care
I was born in Gays, now I live in Gays, of the west coast. However, I wouldn't mind moving back to the Old Gays I used to live in.
I'm in the middle of KKK country??
It's ok, I'm in nothing.
I ain't no fuckin' Cuban!
Go brew some of that gay cuban coffee and press me a sandwich.
lol yeah me too. in the exact middle. right where the kkk is marked
I was nothing, but now im ben franklin
I'm in KKK.
We know, 1rish, but where are you on the map?
Same place as me.
Is that the place with a burning cross in the front garden?
Damn! You can see that on Google Earth? I've made it!!!
I'm in whores and casinos.
lucky sod
looks like i'm in the middle of water near nothing :(
haha..check out Iowa.
I'm in SE Iowa. You know the not pink part. Just hicks around here.
Yea, I knew you'd reply. I do like how they singled out Iowa for 'multiple' tags.
^derogatory
I remember in college, alot of the locals in NE Missouri called people from Iowa "Iowegians". ...ok...
hahaha I've heard that.
Heh, I used to live in Davenport. Almost ended up going to grad school there (now I'm glad I didn't)
This isn't funny.
neither are you
Uh Oh... sounds like someone's on the rag this week.
i'm not even a redneck but it looks funny to me and accurate.
Ah, dont be so hard on yourself, fries. Your not that far below redneck status.
He's as near to redneck as any Yorkshire man can hope to be.
But Yorkshiremen are called Dirtnecks, aren't they?
Or cunts, for short.
By ruddy 'eck!
^^It's funny because it's true.
so its Yorkshireman-bashing is it ?......
Ee by gum.....set thee whippet on 'im.
Look out for them ferrets!
War of the Roses...etc...
hey we even have a 'White Rose Way' here in Doncaster
At least we could afford to paint ours red.
Who won Bosworth again?
Painted red with the blood of Yorkshire losers.
Only the northern half of California should be labeled GAYS. The other half should be labeled Mexico also.
True.
1/2 that map belongs to mexico... gringo faggots
Shut up, bitch. And mow my lawn.
Mariches candy asses
1/2 that map was lost by gay spaniards.
what's up with canada?
It's blue.
:(
Canada is Minnesota...is Canada...is Minnesota. Same thing, equally offensive accent.
^fuck you eh!^
population of black bears in minnesota: 0 ...go to hell hank
yah der hey!
Population of Hanks in Minnesota: 0
Population of Hanks in Mucholand: 0
They banned Hank????
Why would they ban Hank?
what else is new jaimee
fuck, everyone on this site is american.
fuck you
Ha Ha
fuck you rimjob!
Fuck off Rimjoy, I take that as an insult.
you idiots didnt see the , after fuck obviously.... noobz
Yes, I did. I take you insinuating that I'm an American to be an insult.
I think they get what you're saying, they're just offended by you calling them American.
Goddamn you, Manny.
noobs? if i'm not mistaken the owner of this site is a resident of canada as well.
FUCK YOU RIMJOB!
Still doesn't get it^^^
Didn't know Japan was below Texas...
well it obviously is..it's right there on the map
...oh man
Looks about right...
Do you get the feeling whoever made this was from Nebraska? I'd like to see one made of a world map.
If an American drew it it would just be a globe with the USA filling one side and everybody else in a lump round the back.
Not all americans are ignorant, fuckface. Well ok...most are but not all.
Calling someone you've never met fuckface isn't the best way of dispelling the rumor, is it?
Cuntscab.
I have a political map of the world, Godzilla. Some really funny shit on it but I don't know if it will still be legible after scanning it and it being reproduced on here.
lol japan
should just have the coastal states labeled useless and the " bread basket" labeled useful, i mean you all need food..we dont need piss soaked subway car seats
did your mom found your grade 5 social studies school work? peeches?
He could have come up with something better for the great lakes area than "nothing."
Its actually quite accurate. Have you ever driven through Indiana or Ohio?
Bill Bryson once drove through there and wrote about it in one of his books. He came up with pretty much 'nothing'.
everybody needs ohio and indiana, we got all the food, as said earlier...we dont need your smelly subways or armies of bums
i find the people of "here be bigfoot" are practically canadian
I have seen the gay area on tv before very ugly and crowded.
elchris' gay area is always pretty crowded.
He runs a close second to Bicho
I am from water, but now I live in Mexico. Most of the damn thing is true.
I was born in water , live in water (most of the time hot),but on the good side due to the flooding we have a bumper crop of tenacious mosquitos this year .
Washington and Oregon are one?
but Springfield Oregon is meth central
"same state"? how lame is that?
worse than living in "nothing", and not even funny...hmm...hmm...maybe that IS the point...living here is less than nothing and not funny at all...I LIKE IT