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Renounce Satan my son

The last words from Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest.

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Comments to Renounce Satan my son

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2009-10-21T05:01:53Z says:

    Don't see any picture, so why should I post one?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-10-21T20:10:20Z says:

      Now I see it.

  • avatar_ignis
    avatar_ignis 2009-10-21T06:04:15Z says:

    he actually said "For God's sake, let me die in peace."

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-10-21T19:49:18Z says:

      He said "fuck you whunu!"

  • PublicSecrecy
    PublicSecrecy 2009-10-21T07:26:52Z says:

    Voltaire was great. Everyone should read Candide.

    • Steven_Seagull
      Steven_Seagull 2009-10-21T07:36:28Z says:

      seconded, Candide's awesome!

    • Holesome
      Holesome 2009-10-21T10:35:24Z says:

      You guys are a couple of booky fags

    • PotatoStomper
      PotatoStomper 2009-10-21T12:56:55Z says:

      holesome you're mother shoved books in her vagina, which is why you probably never read one.

    • Holesome
      Holesome 2009-10-21T16:26:34Z says:

      Books are over rated, I'll wait for the movie...of your mother sucking off a pony.

    • PanzerBatallion
      PanzerBatallion 2009-10-21T17:24:06Z says:

      "Sir what are you reading for?"

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2009-10-21T21:49:41Z says:

      indeed, why the fuck are you reading? leave the house and check out the big orange thing in the sky

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-21T21:52:45Z says:

      "Books are over rated, I'll wait for the movie"

      Americans...

    • manwithstick
      manwithstick 2009-10-22T01:17:02Z says:

      "indeed, why the fuck are you reading? leave the house and check out the big orange thing in the sky" I hope you posted that on a laptop whilst sat outside in the sun.

    • Sheed
      Sheed 2009-10-22T03:59:51Z says:

      I am American and I loved candide

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-10-22T06:18:46Z says:

      OJ is lucky I can't read.

    • Holesome
      Holesome 2009-10-22T11:09:46Z says:

      I'm america and I love candide yams.

  • abortedjesus
    abortedjesus 2009-10-21T07:32:50Z says:

    There is some debate over his last words. These are the ones I find the funniest, but all the stories I have heard about his death leave me laughing.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2009-10-21T12:18:48Z says:

      yes there were several douchebag theists who hated him and so made up some bullshit about him begging god for more time or some such bullshit.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-10-21T13:28:47Z says:

      Stories about death are always pretty funny.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-10-21T14:22:30Z says:

      I'll laugh at yours.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-10-21T19:51:36Z says:

      Yeah right, unless I die in the next year or two you'll probably be in a nursing home and laughing would be too bad for your heart.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-10-22T16:35:05Z says:

      Yeah right, are you implying that you are healthy or that you are young?

      I seriously doubt both.

  • DeadMan
    DeadMan 2009-10-21T07:55:25Z says:

    Voltaire FTW!

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2009-10-21T14:46:38Z says:

    "It says here that you serve breakfast anytime."
    "I'll have the pancakes in the Age of Enlightenment."

  • bichofelix
    bichofelix 2009-10-21T15:35:18Z says:

    That guy was such a puss, he wore tight pants.

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-10-22T02:32:33Z says:

      You're such a donkey dick sucker, you suck donkey dick.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-22T17:54:33Z says:

      Gag on it Bicho...GAG ON IT

  • MrFugsmucker
    MrFugsmucker 2009-10-21T17:43:59Z says:

    I thought it said renounce stan...

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-21T18:58:47Z says:

      Known in several back yards in Canada as El Diablo

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-10-21T19:08:27Z says:

      Is that Mexican for 'shit-nosed dog' ?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-21T20:15:15Z says:

      الكلب الخراء الانف

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-21T20:16:29Z says:

      דרעק נאָוזד הונט

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-21T20:17:07Z says:

      Take that stan, you gay little bitch

    • bichofelix
      bichofelix 2009-10-21T22:15:36Z says:

      You and fries love to blow each other on the grave yard front lawn.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-21T22:36:12Z says:

      How's Sancho? Still lusting after his kisses? EEEEEEEEEyore

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posted October 21, 2009

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