retard poetry: ice skating

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Comments to retard poetry: ice skating

1rish1 2007-10-23T04:12:29Z says:
I think I just laughed so hard I peed on myself.
- Archman 2007-10-23T05:00:28Z says:
  I know, look at his shirt.
- CommunityToilet 2007-10-23T07:22:40Z says:
  Wtf is this guy retarded or something? he cant fucking ice skate. VOTE FOR HILARY CLINTON TO KILL ALL RETARDS!!!
- 420socalhotboi69 2007-10-23T16:08:28Z says:
  somtimes i like to make little pictures of stuff i like to do when im mobbin the dez
  ps im hot
- HankChinaski 2007-10-23T16:18:49Z says:
  I fucking hate you.
- K-Billy 2007-10-23T16:36:00Z says:
  i concure
- ClaudeBallz 2007-10-23T19:41:25Z says:
  I'm in.
- 1rish1 2007-10-23T20:07:49Z says:
  Me too.
- fries-please 2007-10-23T20:12:03Z says:
  i disagree
- UnclePepper 2007-10-23T22:57:12Z says:
  if you're so hot, socalhotboi, post a picture of yourself. let us be your judges
- MrFugsmucker 2007-10-24T01:14:38Z says:
  On second thoughts, don't bother. We see enough cunts with the porn shots.
- MrEd 2007-10-24T01:53:19Z says:
  He's clearly a dude - the name's not even subtle: 'Boi' <> 'Boy', anyone?
  Try re-reading the post above with the voice of Herbert the paedo from Family Guy.
  .
  Deja: please don't satisfy his sick plan and post pics of his skinny-ass.
- Rolandofgilead 2007-10-24T02:55:27Z says:
  Slow on the uptake Ed?
- K-Billy 2007-10-24T10:12:22Z says:
  I WOULD HAVE TO SAY DEJA PLEASE! Lets all make fun and drive him the way of sub and all the rest...!!!!
- Victorious 2007-10-24T15:17:18Z says:
  ^agreed.
Snotcricket 2007-10-23T04:24:33Z says:
He grunts three times and then plays "War and Peace". That my friends is efficiency!
- troutpotato 2007-10-23T04:31:09Z says:
  Yeah, isn't it amazing how well the new retard translator works?
  We should get one for Bicho so we can understand what he's saying with all that Donkey Jizz in his mouth...
- -Morph- 2007-10-23T07:44:02Z says:
  hehehe that made me happy to hear.
Asphalt 2007-10-23T04:34:37Z says:
Yeah I guess it would be pretty hard to fall over on the ice when your coasting along in a retard cart 4x4. Just gotta wrap some chains 'round them wheels
Archman 2007-10-23T04:59:23Z says:
You know he doesn't Ice Skate. He's lying.
- Thuttle 2007-10-23T06:48:13Z says:
  Yes and its these type of liars that Hitler tried to get rid of.
- dik 2007-10-23T11:46:26Z says:
  all retards lie
- kagemaru026 2007-10-23T11:57:27Z says:
  no they don't. stop lying.
- ClaudeBallz 2007-10-23T19:48:14Z says:
  Well, he THINKS he's ice-skated, but noone told him it was just his dad shoving his chair out onto the freeway on Christmas.
- DickNixonJr 2007-10-23T19:51:31Z says:
  Ha
smerf 2007-10-23T07:07:41Z says:
You know, I actually do feel sorry for people like this. It's not their fault that they're retarded.

Now, people who actually choose to act retarded, that fucking pisses me off.
- Plantshit 2007-10-23T07:32:00Z says:
  who fault is it then?
- -Morph- 2007-10-23T07:44:44Z says:
  yeah i fucking hate your mom and redbicho smerf!
- Bull 2007-10-23T10:29:39Z says:
  maybe he chooses to be this way
Plantshit 2007-10-23T07:36:28Z says:
that has to be the most advanced equipment on the planet, how can it translate what the retard say, so amazing and cool.
- troutpotato 2007-10-23T09:24:41Z says:
  I believe that I said something along those lines about three hours before you.... Dumbass....
- dik 2007-10-23T11:48:06Z says:
  must have been put in there before... they just want to give skater boy a chance to grunt it up a bit in between
- Plantshit 2007-10-23T12:10:49Z says:
  troutpotato: i dont read your stupid comments
- GAZBAG 2007-10-23T15:52:34Z says:
  YEAH: He dont read no comments he's a retarded grizzly bear
- troutpotato 2007-10-23T18:48:46Z says:
  You definitely got the retarded part right...
- Plantshit 2007-10-23T18:50:30Z says:
  whatever dude!
- troutpotato 2007-10-23T19:34:16Z says:
  Wow, nice comeback....
- MrFugsmucker 2007-10-24T01:16:59Z says:
  Now, now children...
- MrEd 2007-10-24T02:13:10Z says:
  ^^^^That was a seriously lame double-team.
- Plantshit 2007-10-24T14:36:07Z says:
  i have said what i think and you, its not my problem you choosed the baddest thought , its in your "nature" .
fries-please 2007-10-23T15:55:26Z says:
Let me quess ..... these fuck-ups are all from the good ole USofA
- K-Billy 2007-10-23T16:38:35Z says:
  if you have any children, they will either be still-born, or mentally retarded. So says the karma of life. So sayeth I, in condemning you that fate.
- fries-please 2007-10-23T16:41:52Z says:
  ps im hot
- HankChinaski 2007-10-23T16:47:03Z says:
  Lame and lamer.
- K-Billy 2007-10-23T21:19:13Z says:
  what's that make you? "Lamest?"
fries-please 2007-10-23T15:56:32Z says:
I hope God is proud of himself
shoekalocka 2007-10-23T19:10:31Z says:
the only way this could be funnier is if he tried to ice skate :D
- fries-please 2007-10-23T19:48:25Z says:
  i'd even pay to see that.
- ClaudeBallz 2007-10-23T19:50:54Z says:
  Mmm, I'd would have chuckled if he'd puked on himself.
- cheekycov 2007-10-23T20:16:07Z says:
  Could be the new Disney on ice show.
  
  Disney presents SPAZZERS ON ICE!
- shoekalocka 2007-10-23T21:59:38Z says:
  ha! they would slap some mouse ears on him then push him around on the ice
MrFugsmucker 2007-10-24T01:19:16Z says:
How long has Stephen Hawking worked as an interpretor?
ramb0command0 2007-10-25T04:09:36Z says:
yeahhhh
i would have never guessed he'd be intelligent
RustyTrombone 2007-11-22T15:02:55Z says:
It's not translating what he's trying to get out through the grunts and tongue flaps. It's just a talking computer that he can type on so that he can get his thoughts across. He seems to have his wits about him, since he can form complete sentences and structure them well enough. He's just physically impaired.

But it's still funny.
stringsNstuff 2008-06-09T23:45:11Z says:
that was beautiful......