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retard poetry part 1

i'd say this one was shit/piss-free, but i'm pretty sure at least one of these guys had an "accident."

retard poetry part 1

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Comments to retard poetry part 1

  • RetardedDolphin
    RetardedDolphin 2007-10-21T04:01:42Z says:

    Beer is good for you.

    • Schadenfreude
      Schadenfreude 2007-10-21T04:31:03Z says:

      Especially when you're pregnant.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-21T19:27:03Z says:

      ... and on medication...

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-10-21T21:46:52Z says:

      Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-10-21T21:49:36Z says:

      at 1:34 did that guy say "my name is Travis and I AM THE MOVIE STAR" lol?

    • Spntneous
      Spntneous 2007-10-21T21:57:29Z says:

      Was that an old nintendo hand controller that second little guys had on his chair ^^

      pimp my wheelchair! TIMMAY!

    • Smegma
      Smegma 2007-10-21T22:03:49Z says:

      Travis likes beer.. It`s good for him. He likes smegma too.

    • Mouzer
      Mouzer 2007-10-22T09:21:06Z says:

      Wait wait wait did the one just seriously say i like ice skating? What do they fuckin push him across a frozen lake cause if thats the case im thinkin they are praying for a thin patch of ice.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-22T09:25:15Z says:

      i posted a video of that guy yesterday. it'll be on soon, unless yak doesn't like retards.

    • nucleusbrains
      nucleusbrains 2007-10-22T14:34:08Z says:

      "my name is dennie?" I like episodes? huh WHAT?

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-24T01:09:53Z says:

      I think the poor little guy said, "My name is Dennis, and I like Apple Juice"

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-24T01:16:38Z says:

      I think he likes Bears too...
      I like to think he prefers Beards

  • RetardedDolphin
    RetardedDolphin 2007-10-21T04:04:04Z says:

    2:28... ITS CHEWIE

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-21T04:44:11Z says:

      I think William is Plantshit

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2007-10-21T06:15:45Z says:

      Yeah, that's him.
      Damn tranny...

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T06:59:54Z says:

      i'm posting part 2. damn tranny indeed.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-10-21T08:56:39Z says:

      Chewie without his costume.

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-10-21T21:51:39Z says:

      lmfao you guys are so going to hell when you die, maybe me too for reason that comment and lmao. =[

    • MMA
      MMA 2007-10-21T22:51:47Z says:

      milk

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-21T23:29:26Z says:

      I think redsun is actually Ruth

    • Mouzer
      Mouzer 2007-10-22T09:23:39Z says:

      Holy shit nail polish dresses i think wingum is the first cross dressing retard ive ever seen

    • nucleusbrains
      nucleusbrains 2007-10-22T14:44:10Z says:

      redsun there is no such thing as hell. when your dead your just dead and gone. That's the end of the yellowbrick rd.

  • HughJanus69
    HughJanus69 2007-10-21T04:04:35Z says:

    This is purely awful.

    • nucleusbrains
      nucleusbrains 2007-10-22T17:45:13Z says:

      My name is William and I like sucking off men for fingernail polish and dresses.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-24T01:19:41Z says:

      ^LOL! I was never cut-out for heaven anyway...

  • HughJanus69
    HughJanus69 2007-10-21T04:05:04Z says:

    BTW....I am the movie star.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2007-10-21T06:09:40Z says:

      One that isn't smart enough to use a reply button?
      Is that you, Billy Bob Thorton?

    • NekoKuruma
      NekoKuruma 2007-10-21T06:35:25Z says:

      Matt damon

    • kameone
      kameone 2007-10-21T08:22:37Z says:

      brad pitt

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-10-21T08:57:34Z says:

      More like Bob Denver(Gilligan)

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-21T10:19:21Z says:

      Let's see... Movie star, mildly retarded, male, with dark hair? Tom Cruise?

    • MMA
      MMA 2007-10-21T14:18:27Z says:

      Is being a scientologist the same as being retard?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T14:24:01Z says:

      Pretty much, yeah.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-21T15:11:32Z says:

      You infidels are all fools.
      THE ALIENS WILL GET YOU, YOU'LL SEE!
      HAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!1!!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T15:26:58Z says:

      Not me! I'm in my bunker....HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-21T15:41:09Z says:

      Hey so am I! It's dark in here innit?

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-21T16:59:10Z says:

      Based on Signs and Mars Attacks, my anti-alien arsenal consists of squirt guns and a record player with some 45s of yodeling.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-21T17:41:49Z says:

      *BUMP* Fuckin' ouch!

    • MMA
      MMA 2007-10-21T19:52:42Z says:

      I know a guy who said he fucked an alien..... ok it was a goat but what a story to tell his grandchildren.

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-10-21T21:53:40Z says:

      lmao @ asphalt

    • nucleusbrains
      nucleusbrains 2007-10-22T17:49:35Z says:

      My name is Scott Micken and I like imitating chewy

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-10-23T20:14:22Z says:

      Shut it kraut.
      I'll just stick to hiding in a corner with a syringe with, god knows what, inside.

  • TheTruth
    TheTruth 2007-10-21T04:13:09Z says:

    poor kids are getting humilated

    • RectalCavity
      RectalCavity 2007-10-21T05:33:23Z says:

      if they didnt want to get humiliated they shouldnt have been retarded

    • IllidansQueen
      IllidansQueen 2007-10-21T06:35:27Z says:

      Agree ^^

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-10-21T08:58:21Z says:

      Spoken like a true rectal cavity.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-21T10:20:04Z says:

      They can only be humiliated if they can comprehend why. I think some of them are being humiliated.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T13:13:21Z says:

      Well, the fat chick in the wheel chair seemed normal mentally, and a little embarrased.

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2007-10-21T16:57:14Z says:

      I think CC is just the average dumb bitch, along the same level as BlueEyedBabe. Though I'd be lying if I said that means she doesn't belong there.

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-10-21T21:53:53Z says:

      Did that black bitch say she loves goth?

  • TheTruth
    TheTruth 2007-10-21T04:15:27Z says:

    also @ 1:15, how the hell did that lady figure out what that guy was saying???

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T07:37:10Z says:

      she's a cunning linguist.

    • kameone
      kameone 2007-10-21T08:23:21Z says:

      tone def's sister

    • instakitty
      instakitty 2007-10-21T22:49:25Z says:

      he said "i hate this stupid bitch pushing me around" so she said something else. simple.

    • bongoplak
      bongoplak 2007-10-21T23:20:04Z says:

      it's because it's all scripted and they're not really retarded. it's a fake lol

  • dik
    dik 2007-10-21T04:25:59Z says:

    good grief

  • dik
    dik 2007-10-21T04:26:58Z says:

    1:06..textbook retard.
    see you guys in hell

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-21T05:24:56Z says:

      I think that guy was fakeing it, but he was the funniest

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-21T05:32:11Z says:

      you're joking? all those legit tards and they put a fake tard in? come on.
      he was plenty retarded . The other tards probly look up to him. He's probably the leader

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-21T05:36:10Z says:

      Not a joke. That guy maybe leads the poetry group. I would definately bang the tard that said she liked punk rock.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-21T05:43:02Z says:

      i'd bang the little one with the squished head first

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-21T05:43:33Z says:

      wait ..that was a chick right???

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-21T05:47:07Z says:

      Either way, I won't hold it against you.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-21T05:51:10Z says:

      sweet

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-10-21T09:00:48Z says:

      I think somebody already banged his little squished head.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T10:49:24Z says:

      Hang on...this is the same lot that did the "werewolf" thing. That was fucking hilarious.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T10:58:22Z says:

      There are loads of clips of these window lickers out there. I'll try and submit some more today.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T12:35:00Z says:

      I was just thinking about that werewolf skit. Funny and bizarre.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T12:37:39Z says:

      Yeah, that black goth chick Ruthie was in that werewolf skit howling at the moon! What a fucking weirdo!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T12:38:29Z says:

      She probably wishes she was a vampire, or something.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T13:10:16Z says:

      Was that ever posted on here?

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T13:12:34Z says:

      yeah, its the first one in the related column.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T13:14:04Z says:

      Yep. This where I saw it.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T13:14:11Z says:

      if not, its titled "WTF!"

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-10-21T21:56:24Z says:

      00000000012
      dik says: admin

      "i'd bang the little one with the squished head first"-LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

      "my name is labid..i lun..dabble duice"

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-21T22:02:38Z says:

      my name is labid..i lun..dabble duice....ok that's pretty funny

  • short
    short 2007-10-21T04:29:46Z says:

    My name is short and I like CC. She seems the least retarded.
    At 2:03 the guy likes bears...

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-21T04:50:54Z says:

      My name is Asphalt and Ive been sober for a week n... wait... wrong place...

  • GwiLo
    GwiLo 2007-10-21T04:45:26Z says:

    "Now Jimmy, you already why god made you special..."

    "Because you and dad made fun of retarded kids in school."

    "Thats right."

    • GwiLo
      GwiLo 2007-10-21T17:57:46Z says:

      "already know why"
      A typo while ridiculing handicap people. Oh the irony....

  • zxcv
    zxcv 2007-10-21T05:03:13Z says:

    But some how they can all type their comments on Mucho. That's crazy how that works. I think Hanks the one at 1:10

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T12:33:30Z says:

      You failed the audition for this, because you were too retarded.

      All the other tards are embarrased by you.

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-10-21T19:54:30Z says:

      Good one.

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2007-10-21T05:26:47Z says:

    "My name is Ruthie and I like fried chicken"

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-21T05:39:34Z says:

      My name is gilbert and I like little girls.

    • ixsx
      ixsx 2007-10-21T07:44:25Z says:

      I think Ruthie says she likes cock

  • dik
    dik 2007-10-21T06:29:13Z says:

    why is ruthie so mad?
    why does william like wearing dresses and fingernailpolish? I can't stop laughing at these crazy whores.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T12:20:35Z says:

      William likes dressing up as a woman. He has his own little vid, I've submitted it.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T12:32:58Z says:

      awww are you kidding? i submitted that 5 hours ago. it is funny as hell.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T12:34:06Z says:

      Where'd you find these Cheeky?

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T12:38:52Z says:

      i found mine from filecabi, but i heard they might be on youtube. i'm too lazy to look though.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T12:40:10Z says:

      Travis is fucking funny. He's got attitude.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T12:45:27Z says:

      "I like beer. It's good for you."

      Travis seems allright. I think I'd rather have a beer with him than any of those normal people.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T12:48:44Z says:

      he has his own video too. it's not as good, in my opinion.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T13:11:09Z says:

      Good vid, Kage.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T13:11:39Z says:

      Yep..they're all on You Tube. They're all funny in their own way. The Bear one is my favorite.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T13:13:25Z says:

      yes, that one is a classic. would you like to post that one, or shall i?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T13:14:57Z says:

      Bear one?

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T13:16:53Z says:

      the kid with the smashed head relays his thoughts on bears. and his body. its beyond great.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T13:22:28Z says:

      It's so heartfelt it's hilarious. I've submitted it.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T13:26:39Z says:

      my favorite's the one about ice skating. its pure comedy gold. you haven't submitted it too, have you, cheeky?

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T13:35:02Z says:

      guess not. dibs!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T15:27:29Z says:

      Damn!

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-21T20:17:25Z says:

      that beer guy looks strong as a..as a..retard

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-10-21T22:26:17Z says:

      the little one with the squished head found out what happens when you drink Tarvis' last beer.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-10-21T22:26:39Z says:

      Travis'

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-21T22:53:32Z says:

      hahaha...she was normal before

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T23:03:09Z says:

      i dont know about she...labid kinda sounds like david, so i'm gonna go with "it."

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-21T23:08:32Z says:

      beer is good for you...drinking travis' beer isn't

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-22T03:38:12Z says:

      he's got that special beer--with added chromosomes!

  • NekoKuruma
    NekoKuruma 2007-10-21T06:38:40Z says:

    01:36 wasn't that Matt leblanc?

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-21T10:21:59Z says:

      Tom Cruise.

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2007-10-21T06:39:01Z says:

    haha, someone should get an award for best choreographers of motorized wheelchairs for this little number. What's with that one guy liking dresses and finger-nail polish???

    • NekoKuruma
      NekoKuruma 2007-10-21T06:41:34Z says:

      why surprised? he's a retard.

    • ixsx
      ixsx 2007-10-21T07:47:56Z says:

      He is sounds like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs

  • kagemaru026
    kagemaru026 2007-10-21T07:03:01Z says:

    at about 1:53 you can see will trying to cop a feel. he may be a tranny, but he's not gay. if that makes any sense.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-21T07:05:04Z says:

      I caught that too.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2007-10-21T07:16:34Z says:

      Had to watch a second time, but I saw the same thing...
      Is it just an act so he can go over to CC's and watch her change possibly?

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T07:38:41Z says:

      "no i want that dress. the one you're wearing. and the bra too. yeah, the panties. that's grea--i mean, these will look great on me."

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2007-10-22T16:54:50Z says:

      I was about to say that...lol he's trying to grab some pussy. Notice she didnt try to stop it either...

  • Epidemic_PUA
    Epidemic_PUA 2007-10-21T07:30:59Z says:

    worst sex addicts meeting ever.

  • scandalousjuice
    scandalousjuice 2007-10-21T07:35:48Z says:

    i like the badass tard who likes beer. its good for you

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T09:22:05Z says:

      badass tard... that just irks me for some reason.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2007-10-21T09:11:19Z says:

    My dog would have a field day chasing all these tards in a circle.

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2007-10-21T17:11:48Z says:

      Your dog's been trained to chase retards? That must've taken some work!

    • ramb0command0
      ramb0command0 2007-10-22T00:06:52Z says:

      not really, tool just had to teach the dog "heel" and it got the gist of it pretty fast

  • bostano
    bostano 2007-10-21T11:52:18Z says:

    What sucks is those wheelchairs must cost double what my truck is worth.

  • thelordofcheese
    thelordofcheese 2007-10-21T13:40:59Z says:

    I don't know whether I like gothic or ice skating better... ice skating did have an interpreter.

    I like fingernail polish, I like to wear dresses, I like punk rock, I like beer... this is golden.

  • TiredGuy
    TiredGuy 2007-10-21T13:58:25Z says:

    It's a good thing that William is wheelchair-bound; he has the makings of a serial killer.

  • analboy
    analboy 2007-10-21T17:25:00Z says:

    The movie star guy was haaawt

  • T-nigZ
    T-nigZ 2007-10-21T20:54:02Z says:

    that kuato looking motherfucker creeps me out, those tentacles man... 2:05 exactly.

  • dik
    dik 2007-10-21T23:15:29Z says:

    man I wish I was a retard

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-21T23:23:22Z says:

      You're a brave man to post a statement like that dik.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-21T23:34:25Z says:

      i'm too old to worry about being retarded

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-22T03:07:20Z says:

      just act retarded and blame it on senility.

  • ramb0command0
    ramb0command0 2007-10-22T00:05:51Z says:

    i was kinda hoping that the one person when she said she liked playing jokes on people
    that she would then stand up and laugh at everyone......

  • SNK
    SNK 2007-10-22T00:18:47Z says:

    Please tell me where this is from! I am really confused to why they would record mentally handycapped people saying things like this.

    PS:

    I LIKE BEER IT'S GOOD FOR YOU

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-22T02:21:14Z says:

      my place last weekend

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2007-10-22T01:54:07Z says:

    this makes me feel sad.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-22T16:52:12Z says:

      good

    • aXx
      aXx 2007-10-22T19:10:05Z says:

      this makes me feel like a king. because I can walk around and jerk off in a super market.

    • merda
      merda 2007-11-27T19:03:42Z says:

      makes me feel sad too...and hella scared of the girl who likes goth...

  • SalemXIII
    SalemXIII 2007-10-22T03:04:19Z says:

    This is just truly odd.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2007-10-22T10:38:59Z says:

    They see me rollin'
    They hatin'
    Patrollin'
    And tryin. to catch me ridin. dirty.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-22T16:56:58Z says:

      i wonder if you can put a subwoofer on a wheelchair...

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-10-23T02:21:55Z says:

      "It's just because i'm white and nerdy!" Oh wait...

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-24T01:26:28Z says:

      @kagemaru: Pimp my retard!

  • satsu
    satsu 2007-10-22T12:57:34Z says:

    cool party

  • HiSociety
    HiSociety 2007-10-22T13:44:49Z says:

    fingernail polish huh? looks like we know why will is a retard.

  • nucleusbrains
    nucleusbrains 2007-10-22T14:38:14Z says:

    My name is blachieahaksksel and I like boys@

  • PublicSecrecy
    PublicSecrecy 2007-10-23T06:59:04Z says:

    That little crippled nig strapped-in with the flat head reminds me of Rubber Johnny. Sounds just like him.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2007-10-23T20:07:37Z says:

    Who did Travis say he was ? .... the "moonstalker" ??

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2007-10-23T20:09:47Z says:

    Who laughed at Ceecee when she like punk rock ..... thats just fucking cruel.

  • KaKaFiYaBaLL
    KaKaFiYaBaLL 2007-10-24T03:31:42Z says:

    what the fuck is this shit? Who's responsible for this?

  • crackssmackula
    crackssmackula 2007-10-24T04:00:36Z says:

    OK...first off...did anyone notice that kid munchin on that ladies tit...and second...what the hell did Amy say...I like snatch?

  • RustyTrombone
    RustyTrombone 2007-11-22T15:32:22Z says:

    In high school, I had to wrestle someone with the Down. About the same size as that alcoholic too. Damn strong, he was. People with that condition are the best person in the world at any one thing. Give them any more than one thing to do at a time though, and you're just asking for disaster.

  • benos
    benos 2007-11-30T10:01:32Z says:

    Wow, the one who was talking about her shoes was the most sane one. lol. fap fap.

  • ShamelessFapper
    ShamelessFapper 2008-05-20T08:26:49Z says:

    i love in round 2, when william comes back around and he says " my name is william and i like fingernail polish ...." it sounds like he says "damn" after that ... like "damn ... i already said that ! "

kagemaru026
posted October 21, 2007

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