2pac? are you kidding me?? you silly buttpirates that idolize him...while he and his family rip you off again and again...how many albums does he have now that he's dizead??? hmm??
Rap takes a good bit of wit and wordplay actually if you want to be good, multiple syllables and punchlines are the key to it, and metaphors if you wanna use them, best rappers I know lyrically are nas eminem and immortal technique(even though hes a paranoid loser), ve always liked wu tang as well but not all of them are as lyrically skilled. Tbh American raps lame now anyway I prefer UK these days, like sway. BlackTEE on rap. Gimme some rapcore brain anyone?
What makes you think theyr'e retarded? Act like most black people I've met. Now if you caught a white guy acting like anyone in this video, they'd have him thrown in a mental institution as he wouldnt be considered fit for society.
Not all rap sucks. To all the fucks that say it does probably hate black people or have gotten their ass either humiliated by a black person or beaten by a black person. Eli is a fucking retard... give him a break.
seems judge 1 may have been somewhat there but the rest of them definitely had shit their pants at some point. i think eli did when he quit rapping after only a few bars.
Fuck, back when I was in HS we had some dumbfuck kid who was too stupid to do anything so he'd sit around swearing. The teachers would often send him out of class with the assignment to this special teacher for retards, who would 'help' him do the work and he'd come back with the shit done perfectly. So one day he's being himself and saying 'cunt', 'snatch', 'pussy' for no reason and he gets send off. At this point, another student snapped and said "Jesus christ, I'm going to keep saying 'snatch' until someone does my work for me too."
when i started swedish 7th grade i told them i couldnt read and right. So for one year i got special class, my own teacher , every test i made was teacher supported(they read the question and discussed them) i even got how much time i wanted, they also shared cookies and soda with me , it happened i eat with the teacher of the school. If i missed homework they didnt care, if i fight at school i just blame others so they got shit for the fight. It was the best 7th grade a man can have, then they were really proud that i improve so much in reading and writing skills hahahaha
to all u crabby as small dikcedracist people making all these rude comments should be embarrased b/c yall are the retarded moutha fuckers killin ur kids and urselves. Now that is retarded and when ur lame asses die u turn black crab lices infected bitches we do not turn colors when we die and we do not carry lice and we do noy have wrinkles by the age of 25 so who is deformed now crutty lice infested bitches!
Comments to Retard Rap
1:06, the nigger on the left is impressed....
Anyway, it says a lot about rap.
says more about retards
What? Any retard can rap.
They sound like normal rappers to me.
first dude sounded like fabolous, dat niggaz retarded too
Did Eli tape his lyrics to the ceiling or something? And why was the host giving the center judge a backrub?
And why wont it play?
jesus
yes, my son?
Amen
Hallelujah
That was fucking funny.
fuckin great!
Retard rap... Isn't that a little redundant?
not all rap is bad.. just MOST if it sucks.
good rappers include:
Common
Kanye west
Busta rhymes
Any rapper pre 95'
You sure everyone before 95?
Vanilla Ice was genius.
i dont like rap, but Lupe Fiasco is good
Sugarhill Gang, Kurtis Blow, Grandmaster Flash and Melle Mel...
youre really showing your age now snikt
Granted, I've got Rappers Delight on my computer. On the whole, though, rap sucks.
kanye west are you fucking joking me?
some real niggas that know how to fuck wit words:
mac dre, husalah, j stalin, and maybe messy marv.
Lupe Fiasco is very good, i'd compare him to 2pac, check him out on youtube.
dizzy rascal
2pac? are you kidding me?? you silly buttpirates that idolize him...while he and his family rip you off again and again...how many albums does he have now that he's dizead??? hmm??
Rico Suave and Snow were good.
The Fat Boys own them all.
Wu-Tang forever.
Ol' Dirty Bastard's song "Dog Shit" still cracks me up to this day.
marky mark and the funky bunch?
Rap takes a good bit of wit and wordplay actually if you want to be good, multiple syllables and punchlines are the key to it, and metaphors if you wanna use them, best rappers I know lyrically are nas eminem and immortal technique(even though hes a paranoid loser), ve always liked wu tang as well but not all of them are as lyrically skilled. Tbh American raps lame now anyway I prefer UK these days, like sway. BlackTEE on rap. Gimme some rapcore brain anyone?
beastie boys rule!
Irish said Snow! What a fag!
Motha Fukin 2-Live Crew boyyyy! Face down ass up!!!
I don't think he was supposed to drop an f bomb.
What makes you think theyr'e retarded? Act like most black people I've met. Now if you caught a white guy acting like anyone in this video, they'd have him thrown in a mental institution as he wouldnt be considered fit for society.
i couldn't tell which ones were retarded and which were not
See, the brother on the left is on Medicaid, so he'll never be institutionalized.
Black and retarded. What are the odds!
being a cripple would be the icing on the cake too
Eli? good name
Do they know they're retarded?
retards generally dont, ask billvalentine, he'll swear he's sane
valentine is a faggot too
being black is a retardation?
go to hell noob...
Yeah get rid of that question mark asshole.
Dumbfuck!
your avatar dosn't help theres already nuff cats round here!
lmao eli is the shit!
is this you tyrone
yes
I didn't see anything wrong here guys. It was rap right? What was the matter?
Not all rap sucks. To all the fucks that say it does probably hate black people or have gotten their ass either humiliated by a black person or beaten by a black person. Eli is a fucking retard... give him a break.
I bet the black dudes would treat you great in prison.
You fucking aids-hole.
OK.. stop posting you arrogant retard. Eli gets laid more than you do, punk bitch.
Of course he does, you fucking booze him up and bend over for his dick twice a day.
Nah, I'm guessing that bobby is a bottom. He likes the feel of a big, strong man behind him.
*inside him
he likes his shit pushed in
eeerrrrrr...........urban culture...they must be products of the public school system of chicago.
or memphis.
I really could not tell which were the retards. All of them?
seems judge 1 may have been somewhat there but the rest of them definitely had shit their pants at some point. i think eli did when he quit rapping after only a few bars.
Seriously wtf ?
they r not that bad~~~
Oh my Gawd. I want more. the best laff i've had in a while.
Ma Name is Planty HOU HOU HOU!
Fuck off hank , get out of my toilet
You piece of bum get a job
Stop with that weeed DOOOAG!
retard
thanks , can I get my retard welfar now?
Hahahahah.
Fuck, back when I was in HS we had some dumbfuck kid who was too stupid to do anything so he'd sit around swearing. The teachers would often send him out of class with the assignment to this special teacher for retards, who would 'help' him do the work and he'd come back with the shit done perfectly. So one day he's being himself and saying 'cunt', 'snatch', 'pussy' for no reason and he gets send off. At this point, another student snapped and said "Jesus christ, I'm going to keep saying 'snatch' until someone does my work for me too."
The moral of the story is that the stack rewards fucking retards and punishes those who aren't happy about it.
No, the moral of the story is the kid had Tourettes, and the school system was too dumb to realize it.
when i started swedish 7th grade i told them i couldnt read and right. So for one year i got special class, my own teacher , every test i made was teacher supported(they read the question and discussed them) i even got how much time i wanted, they also shared cookies and soda with me , it happened i eat with the teacher of the school. If i missed homework they didnt care, if i fight at school i just blame others so they got shit for the fight. It was the best 7th grade a man can have, then they were really proud that i improve so much in reading and writing skills hahahaha
planty, you my friend are something special
do you have a hockey helmet?
no but a barbarian helmet
Wanko's stories are always the same. Boring.
what is the difference in this and any other rap? its all just a bunch of nigger jibberish
and they wonder why bush didnt help the katrina "victims"
Mad skillz.
that's it, i'm definitely going to hell.
yey, the retard won
I don't think the guy on the right was even retarded.
yea, he's just black
shut up noob
hank happens to be black you know
and retarded ?
to all u crabby as small dikcedracist people making all these rude comments should be embarrased b/c yall are the retarded moutha fuckers killin ur kids and urselves. Now that is retarded and when ur lame asses die u turn black crab lices infected bitches we do not turn colors when we die and we do not carry lice and we do noy have wrinkles by the age of 25 so who is deformed now crutty lice infested bitches!
Yaaay !! spaccas.....
Eli came 2nd the useless fucka