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Retard Rap

Two actual retards rap battling. Funy as hell. U shouldnt laugh, but you know you'll do it anyways

Retard Rap

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Comments to Retard Rap

  • Patate322
    Patate322 2008-04-10T04:13:16Z says:

    1:06, the nigger on the left is impressed....

    Anyway, it says a lot about rap.

    • roozer
      roozer 2008-04-10T09:06:26Z says:

      says more about retards

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-04-10T14:27:03Z says:

      What? Any retard can rap.

    • spankbot
      spankbot 2008-04-10T17:15:14Z says:

      They sound like normal rappers to me.

    • bigsmokedogg
      bigsmokedogg 2008-04-11T00:28:17Z says:

      first dude sounded like fabolous, dat niggaz retarded too

  • hizzahouzah
    hizzahouzah 2008-04-10T04:26:41Z says:

    Did Eli tape his lyrics to the ceiling or something? And why was the host giving the center judge a backrub?

    • Bastardo
      Bastardo 2008-04-11T01:51:53Z says:

      And why wont it play?

  • dik
    dik 2008-04-10T04:30:05Z says:

    jesus

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-04-10T04:30:20Z says:

    That was fucking funny.

  • thebeeches
    thebeeches 2008-04-10T04:41:55Z says:

    fuckin great!

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-04-10T04:49:49Z says:

    Retard rap... Isn't that a little redundant?

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-04-10T05:23:10Z says:

      not all rap is bad.. just MOST if it sucks.


      good rappers include:

      Common
      Kanye west
      Busta rhymes
      Any rapper pre 95'

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-04-10T05:38:23Z says:

      You sure everyone before 95?

    • hotshot
      hotshot 2008-04-10T05:58:00Z says:

      Vanilla Ice was genius.

    • StokedOUTstokeS
      StokedOUTstokeS 2008-04-10T06:14:04Z says:

      i dont like rap, but Lupe Fiasco is good

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-04-10T07:13:19Z says:

      Sugarhill Gang, Kurtis Blow, Grandmaster Flash and Melle Mel...

    • hankrecess
      hankrecess 2008-04-10T07:59:53Z says:

      youre really showing your age now snikt

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-10T08:16:42Z says:

      Granted, I've got Rappers Delight on my computer. On the whole, though, rap sucks.

    • roozer
      roozer 2008-04-10T09:01:29Z says:

      kanye west are you fucking joking me?
      some real niggas that know how to fuck wit words:
      mac dre, husalah, j stalin, and maybe messy marv.

    • fuz
      fuz 2008-04-10T14:55:40Z says:

      Lupe Fiasco is very good, i'd compare him to 2pac, check him out on youtube.

    • ilovepants
      ilovepants 2008-04-10T16:55:32Z says:

      dizzy rascal

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-10T17:21:33Z says:

      2pac? are you kidding me?? you silly buttpirates that idolize him...while he and his family rip you off again and again...how many albums does he have now that he's dizead??? hmm??

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-10T20:38:17Z says:

      Rico Suave and Snow were good.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-04-11T00:12:11Z says:

      The Fat Boys own them all.

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2008-04-11T01:13:01Z says:

      Wu-Tang forever.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-04-11T08:15:35Z says:

      Ol' Dirty Bastard's song "Dog Shit" still cracks me up to this day.

    • hankrecess
      hankrecess 2008-04-11T08:51:00Z says:

      marky mark and the funky bunch?

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-04-11T09:42:59Z says:

      Rap takes a good bit of wit and wordplay actually if you want to be good, multiple syllables and punchlines are the key to it, and metaphors if you wanna use them, best rappers I know lyrically are nas eminem and immortal technique(even though hes a paranoid loser), ve always liked wu tang as well but not all of them are as lyrically skilled. Tbh American raps lame now anyway I prefer UK these days, like sway. BlackTEE on rap. Gimme some rapcore brain anyone?

    • mybrainquit
      mybrainquit 2008-04-11T16:10:34Z says:

      beastie boys rule!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-11T16:23:31Z says:

      Irish said Snow! What a fag!

    • Pigcockontheloose
      Pigcockontheloose 2008-06-04T00:41:35Z says:

      Motha Fukin 2-Live Crew boyyyy! Face down ass up!!!

  • Archman
    Archman 2008-04-10T05:38:56Z says:

    I don't think he was supposed to drop an f bomb.

  • hotshot
    hotshot 2008-04-10T06:00:45Z says:

    What makes you think theyr'e retarded? Act like most black people I've met. Now if you caught a white guy acting like anyone in this video, they'd have him thrown in a mental institution as he wouldnt be considered fit for society.

    • avatar_ignis
      avatar_ignis 2008-04-11T01:26:51Z says:

      i couldn't tell which ones were retarded and which were not

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-04-11T08:16:26Z says:

      See, the brother on the left is on Medicaid, so he'll never be institutionalized.

  • MMA
    MMA 2008-04-10T06:07:08Z says:

    Black and retarded. What are the odds!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-10T19:23:51Z says:

      being a cripple would be the icing on the cake too

  • StokedOUTstokeS
    StokedOUTstokeS 2008-04-10T06:14:16Z says:

    Eli? good name

  • jamiee1869
    jamiee1869 2008-04-10T06:26:00Z says:

    Do they know they're retarded?

    • bigsmokedogg
      bigsmokedogg 2008-04-11T00:30:24Z says:

      retards generally dont, ask billvalentine, he'll swear he's sane

    • Big-goolies
      Big-goolies 2008-06-03T18:40:07Z says:

      valentine is a faggot too

  • reyez
    reyez 2008-04-10T07:51:53Z says:

    being black is a retardation?

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-10T08:28:59Z says:

      go to hell noob...

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-04-10T11:08:04Z says:

      Yeah get rid of that question mark asshole.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-04-10T14:29:36Z says:

      Dumbfuck!

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-11T09:19:26Z says:

      your avatar dosn't help theres already nuff cats round here!

  • sir_puffalottabud
    sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-10T08:35:45Z says:

    lmao eli is the shit!

  • rimjoy
    rimjoy 2008-04-10T08:57:09Z says:

    is this you tyrone

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-11T22:10:37Z says:

      yes

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-04-10T14:31:07Z says:

    I didn't see anything wrong here guys. It was rap right? What was the matter?

  • bobbyvalentine
    bobbyvalentine 2008-04-10T14:41:14Z says:

    Not all rap sucks. To all the fucks that say it does probably hate black people or have gotten their ass either humiliated by a black person or beaten by a black person. Eli is a fucking retard... give him a break.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-04-10T15:24:54Z says:

      I bet the black dudes would treat you great in prison.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-04-10T15:25:17Z says:

      You fucking aids-hole.

    • bobbyvalentine
      bobbyvalentine 2008-04-10T15:50:35Z says:

      OK.. stop posting you arrogant retard. Eli gets laid more than you do, punk bitch.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-04-10T15:56:49Z says:

      Of course he does, you fucking booze him up and bend over for his dick twice a day.

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-04-10T18:42:01Z says:

      Nah, I'm guessing that bobby is a bottom. He likes the feel of a big, strong man behind him.

    • bigsmokedogg
      bigsmokedogg 2008-04-11T00:31:34Z says:

      *inside him

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-11T09:21:16Z says:

      he likes his shit pushed in

  • borracho5000
    borracho5000 2008-04-10T14:54:46Z says:

    eeerrrrrr...........urban culture...they must be products of the public school system of chicago.

    • hankrecess
      hankrecess 2008-04-11T09:44:16Z says:

      or memphis.

  • Dirty.fucking.scoundrel
    Dirty.fucking.scoundrel 2008-04-10T16:09:40Z says:

    I really could not tell which were the retards. All of them?

    • GwiLo
      GwiLo 2008-04-10T18:30:09Z says:

      seems judge 1 may have been somewhat there but the rest of them definitely had shit their pants at some point. i think eli did when he quit rapping after only a few bars.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-04-10T16:46:31Z says:

    Seriously wtf ?

  • s-d
    s-d 2008-04-10T18:44:08Z says:

    they r not that bad~~~

  • flex
    flex 2008-04-10T20:19:22Z says:

    Oh my Gawd. I want more. the best laff i've had in a while.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-04-10T20:39:16Z says:

    Ma Name is Planty HOU HOU HOU!
    Fuck off hank , get out of my toilet
    You piece of bum get a job
    Stop with that weeed DOOOAG!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-10T21:32:14Z says:

      retard

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-04-10T23:24:08Z says:

      thanks , can I get my retard welfar now?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-04-10T23:59:36Z says:

      Hahahahah.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-04-11T00:01:52Z says:

      Fuck, back when I was in HS we had some dumbfuck kid who was too stupid to do anything so he'd sit around swearing. The teachers would often send him out of class with the assignment to this special teacher for retards, who would 'help' him do the work and he'd come back with the shit done perfectly. So one day he's being himself and saying 'cunt', 'snatch', 'pussy' for no reason and he gets send off. At this point, another student snapped and said "Jesus christ, I'm going to keep saying 'snatch' until someone does my work for me too."

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-04-11T00:02:38Z says:

      The moral of the story is that the stack rewards fucking retards and punishes those who aren't happy about it.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-04-11T08:18:58Z says:

      No, the moral of the story is the kid had Tourettes, and the school system was too dumb to realize it.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-04-11T08:40:36Z says:

      when i started swedish 7th grade i told them i couldnt read and right. So for one year i got special class, my own teacher , every test i made was teacher supported(they read the question and discussed them) i even got how much time i wanted, they also shared cookies and soda with me , it happened i eat with the teacher of the school. If i missed homework they didnt care, if i fight at school i just blame others so they got shit for the fight. It was the best 7th grade a man can have, then they were really proud that i improve so much in reading and writing skills hahahaha

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-11T12:03:36Z says:

      planty, you my friend are something special
      do you have a hockey helmet?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-04-11T13:47:51Z says:

      no but a barbarian helmet

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-11T16:40:30Z says:

      Wanko's stories are always the same. Boring.

  • Bootface
    Bootface 2008-04-10T22:22:42Z says:

    what is the difference in this and any other rap? its all just a bunch of nigger jibberish

  • bigsmokedogg
    bigsmokedogg 2008-04-11T00:33:10Z says:

    and they wonder why bush didnt help the katrina "victims"

  • BlackTEE
    BlackTEE 2008-04-11T09:45:43Z says:

    Mad skillz.

  • mybrainquit
    mybrainquit 2008-04-11T16:15:38Z says:

    that's it, i'm definitely going to hell.

  • mybrainquit
    mybrainquit 2008-04-11T16:20:03Z says:

    yey, the retard won

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-04-11T16:38:41Z says:

    I don't think the guy on the right was even retarded.

    • beautifulwoodenlegs
      beautifulwoodenlegs 2008-04-11T21:56:43Z says:

      yea, he's just black

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-11T22:11:35Z says:

      shut up noob

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-11T22:12:00Z says:

      hank happens to be black you know

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-11T23:50:46Z says:

      and retarded ?

  • laffytaffy04
    laffytaffy04 2008-04-21T05:18:22Z says:

    to all u crabby as small dikcedracist people making all these rude comments should be embarrased b/c yall are the retarded moutha fuckers killin ur kids and urselves. Now that is retarded and when ur lame asses die u turn black crab lices infected bitches we do not turn colors when we die and we do not carry lice and we do noy have wrinkles by the age of 25 so who is deformed now crutty lice infested bitches!

  • Big-goolies
    Big-goolies 2008-06-03T18:42:28Z says:

    Yaaay !! spaccas.....

  • Big-goolies
    Big-goolies 2008-06-03T18:45:10Z says:

    Eli came 2nd the useless fucka

horeunge
posted April 10, 2008