First time, in the Philipines. Bitch passed out while we were fucking. In the middle of it. I climbed up, pried her jaw open and bust my nut in her mouth, got up, turned the lights on, took my money back out her pocket, and let myself out.
Second time, I was at a buddy's house and had gone to the bathroom to look for some kind of lube. Well, vick's vapor rub ain't the best lube, but it's a hell of an eye opener.
My reply to the obviously poorly chosen reply to your own poorly chosen initial statement appears below Hank. How confusing this all is. The comic timing is all cluster-fucked now. But basically, you just said you WERE fucking your buddy the first time...and I laughed at your Freudian slip.
No, it was you and your 'buddy' in some roleplay. And yeah, my ass IS pretty dumb - I can only use it for sitting on. But, how do you make yours talk like that? That's talent.
He wasn't 'fucking his buddy the second time'. Hmmm. And the first time? His buddy dressed up like some random Vietnamese whore from some 80s movie - long time, bang bang etc.
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ok, and now tell it your parents...
Definitely gay. There was like 7 guys in that room.
When he is eating licking it it almost looks like an italian mafia man trying to smooth talk some chick.lol
Was that Eddie Izzard?
or adam ant
Where can I get tickets to this show? and what the fucks up with all them just sitting there anyway?
Was it this one or do they have similar skits with the same two fags in the front row.
i do believe there is more of this about somewhere on here
la belle au bois dormant... magnifique!
Twice, I've had chicks pass out on me.
First time, in the Philipines. Bitch passed out while we were fucking. In the middle of it. I climbed up, pried her jaw open and bust my nut in her mouth, got up, turned the lights on, took my money back out her pocket, and let myself out.
Second time, I was at a buddy's house and had gone to the bathroom to look for some kind of lube. Well, vick's vapor rub ain't the best lube, but it's a hell of an eye opener.
I wasn't fucking my buddy the second time. It was a chick.
no need for denial. this is a gay tolerant site... ;)
lol
Romeo, are you sure?
My reply to the obviously poorly chosen reply to your own poorly chosen initial statement appears below Hank. How confusing this all is. The comic timing is all cluster-fucked now. But basically, you just said you WERE fucking your buddy the first time...and I laughed at your Freudian slip.
The first time I stated clearly it was a chick. The second time I didn't say either way, so I was clearing that up for the dumbasses like yourself.
No, it was you and your 'buddy' in some roleplay. And yeah, my ass IS pretty dumb - I can only use it for sitting on. But, how do you make yours talk like that? That's talent.
He wasn't 'fucking his buddy the second time'. Hmmm. And the first time? His buddy dressed up like some random Vietnamese whore from some 80s movie - long time, bang bang etc.
Fuck. I meant to reply to the above - way to overlook - how self-noobing. Whatever, you're all a bunch of faggots.