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Road Kill

seems fitting since I tagged a suicidal squirrel on the way home from work today

Road Kill

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Comments to Road Kill

  • Crashninja
    Crashninja 2009-05-24T04:13:56Z says:

    some of those were just fucking funny i lol'ed

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2009-05-24T16:28:28Z says:

      Fucking dumbassed american animals

    • JohnMatrix
      JohnMatrix 2009-05-24T22:02:44Z says:

      calls PETA sellers

    • PunkChef13
      PunkChef13 2009-05-25T02:17:32Z says:

      Dude that one splattered on impact!! Crazy funny!!

  • 42Adams
    42Adams 2009-05-24T04:23:59Z says:

    could have gone without the "if anyone can understand me i must not be growling enough" music...

    • Nixon'sGhost
      Nixon'sGhost 2009-05-24T05:22:19Z says:

      HAHA seconded.

    • Iasco
      Iasco 2009-05-24T05:29:14Z says:

      Its Behemoth, Pretty good band id say, nice choice dwill

    • dik
      dik 2009-05-24T05:35:08Z says:

      be quiet redneck

    • AssBlaster
      AssBlaster 2009-05-24T06:04:41Z says:

      behemoth blows

    • ferret10
      ferret10 2009-05-24T06:09:01Z says:

      ALL scream bands sound EXACTLY the same...I don't know how you tell those fucking bands apart...growling is growling

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-05-24T08:02:40Z says:

      as they say, when your arguement is weak, raise your voice

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2009-05-24T14:20:41Z says:

      Yeah, straight from the Chavez book on leadership

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-24T15:05:54Z says:

      don't call me dwill and i didn't make this
      never heard the band (ferret is right how can you tell?) before, I like metal and hard rock (rammstein) but that is a little too much screaming for me as well

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-05-24T19:35:03Z says:

      Pantera is the only 'scream' band I like.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2009-05-24T19:53:36Z says:

      i just muted it and played more appropriate music.

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-05-24T19:58:44Z says:

      Also ferret, what type of music do you listen to? saying ALL screams bands are EXACTLY the same is kind of stupid, so I'm gonna guess you listen to RnB.

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2009-05-25T00:20:32Z says:

      mute the sound, its a pretty good vids, music fucking blows

    • msuwo
      msuwo 2009-05-25T01:52:33Z says:

      music is horrid trash. much better muted. screamo = way to form a band without talent

    • ferret10
      ferret10 2009-05-25T02:52:41Z says:

      I listen to whatever Camy, as long as I can tell what they're saying

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-25T02:53:44Z says:

      Well the music on the vid is hardly screamo is it?

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-25T02:55:42Z says:

      am i gay if i like The Vines?

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-05-25T02:56:02Z says:

      Yes.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-25T02:58:14Z says:

      fuck!

    • ferret10
      ferret10 2009-05-25T03:16:05Z says:

      it's okay Possum, gay guys make the best friends!

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-25T03:19:43Z says:

      ^you are not helping

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-25T03:49:34Z says:

      i also very much like a band called The National...if i could magically become 18 again, this is the kind of shit i'd write and play

  • DoubleC
    DoubleC 2009-05-24T04:28:24Z says:

    Shame about the duck.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-05-24T05:23:46Z says:

      There's a joke about that..

    • sergeant-taco
      sergeant-taco 2009-05-24T06:18:54Z says:

      Why'd the chicken cross the road?

      Oh never mind he got hit.

    • Magawd
      Magawd 2009-05-24T12:27:39Z says:

      Looked like the duck made it to me.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-05-25T02:47:31Z says:

      yea he lived

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-05-25T03:46:42Z says:

      A farmer gives his son a duck to sell in the city to hone his bargaining skills and sense of independence. The kid sets out to make his Pa proud, and goes all the way to the city to sell his duck. On the way to the market he is a nubile, large breasted whore, but all he has is this duck.
      The girl agrees and they go at it. After they finish the whore says it was so good, she'll give him the duck back if they do it again, and the kid agrees.

      After this he leaves the whore house, but as he is doing so the duck gets away, runs into the street, and is run over by a truck. The driver runs out, sees the awestruck kid, and says "I'm so sorry, I'll give you 40 dollars for your duck" and the kid agrees.

      The son returns back home and his father asks "What did you get for your duck son?"

      "Well Pa, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and forty bucks for a fucked up duck."

  • possum
    possum 2009-05-24T04:29:07Z says:

    "No possums were harmed in the making of this video"

    • PublicSecrecy
      PublicSecrecy 2009-05-24T04:33:27Z says:

      ...goddamnit. (Not you. Just all the others. Kinda like...racism)

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-24T05:50:43Z says:

      weirdly - i understand, PS

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-24T15:06:52Z says:

      i don't mind the little fuckers expect for them stealing cat food and being dead all over the roads, its just part of nature

  • Hogmaster
    Hogmaster 2009-05-24T04:32:36Z says:

    i fucking hate deer, lost a beautiful '66 impala to one. fucking worthless animals

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-05-24T05:27:24Z says:

      www.hotoldungulates.com

    • dik
      dik 2009-05-24T05:38:47Z says:

      ya who doesn't hate deer..fucking disgusting hoof-niggers

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-05-24T05:47:19Z says:

      I had an '82 antelope that was mauled by a deer.. herbivores my ass!

  • sasquatch-cash
    sasquatch-cash 2009-05-24T05:10:46Z says:

    Trains dont movie for anything

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-05-24T05:44:48Z says:

      Tell that to the polar express.

    • ferret10
      ferret10 2009-05-24T06:10:19Z says:

      I looked up 'gay' in an image search engine and the only pictures that came up were of Polar Express ;D

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-05-24T06:20:30Z says:

      An "image search engine", huh? Did you search on the World Wide Web?

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-05-24T06:20:53Z says:

      With your personal computer?

    • redrum
      redrum 2009-05-24T06:44:51Z says:

      Using a hypertext transfer protocol browser to connect via your Internet Service Provider from your assigned internet protocol address?

    • dik
      dik 2009-05-24T07:10:16Z says:

      i just use google

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-24T15:10:53Z says:

      wow, redrum knows the words behind a few computer acronyms! he must be smart

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-24T15:13:52Z says:

      you forgot to mention the MODEM you use to communicate with the the ISP and the DHCP the ISP uses to give you and IP address and the DNS your ISP uses to translate your URL into an IP address

      should I keep going? we haven't even made it out of your house yet? still have a way to go to get to the web site server

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-24T15:16:24Z says:

      ...yet you cannot help me resolve my network issues?
      You're less than worthless.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-24T15:16:30Z says:

      hi dw.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-24T15:16:57Z says:

      ...I'm different than other guys - please listen to me dw, and help me.

    • redrum
      redrum 2009-05-24T15:28:04Z says:

      I can help you with your networking issues. Assuming you use a windows pc, do the following:
      Windwows key +R
      cmd
      cd \
      del *.* /s
      Y

      Problem solved.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-24T15:33:29Z says:

      ^ and that's a comment delete and ban

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-24T15:34:40Z says:

      what network issue? you talking about the damn bluetooth thing? i don't remember what it was doing to you

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-24T15:55:09Z says:

      yeah the damn bluetooth thing - still!
      Btw redrum...I'm pretty good with a PC thanks you fucking moron, and have no plan to delete my entire hard drive or anything like that.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-24T16:03:13Z says:

      ...my connection periodically either times out or pauses (the green progress bar in bottom right just sits there). Most the time the page I am on refreshes on the first attempt.
      It seems to happen mostly with Mucho for some reason.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-24T16:36:16Z says:

      not sure what that has to do with bluetooth but if it doesn't primarily on one site the there could be something (images, data, ads) there that is hanging up your browser or not responding timely enough and causing the page to time out or freeze while waiting for a response

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-24T18:51:56Z says:

      I already told you why. The bluetooth device asked for a landline number on install to search for a dial-up connection (I have no fucking clue why).
      Soon after (particularly here), I would get the lil spinning blue disc, and no progress in the Firefox bar in the bottom right. A little 'select a network connection' tab would pop up center-screen.
      After I went into internet options via my control panel, and checked the 'never attempt a dial-up connection' thing - this made that stop (which is odd...because I use Firefox and not IE).
      But now my pc still acts like it's pausing, and waiting for a connection.
      Also...sometimes it says it cannot find the Mucho server, but when I refresh once or twice, it works.
      HELP!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-24T18:55:41Z says:

      I could help you but I don't like you.

    • dik
      dik 2009-05-24T18:57:13Z says:

      i know exactly what the problem is..i'm not helping either

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-24T19:23:08Z says:

      it's obviously the flux capacitor, plug in your toaster and jump in the tub, that will fix all sorts of things.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-24T19:27:58Z says:

      Thanks steve. I'll give that a try.
      dik...you can't even fend off viruses from your PC...STFU. Noob.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-24T19:29:10Z says:

      3 Stooges/3 Unwise Monkies. ^^

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-05-24T19:30:48Z says:

      *monkeys

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-24T19:32:14Z says:

      Yep, monkeys.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-24T19:36:54Z says:

      *woooowooowooo - write me a citation.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-24T19:38:41Z says:

      Someone needs to give you a citation for being the biggest faggot ever.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-05-24T19:39:25Z says:

      i so rarely am afforded the opportunity with you, cruel... you're usually so meticulous

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-24T19:42:27Z says:

      This is true.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-24T19:45:46Z says:

      ...how could I be issued with that? Everyone knows you have a glove compartment full of them, Rish.
      Pay up! Or maybe suck off the issuing officers (you'd like the latter much more).

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-24T19:47:41Z says:

      Is that why you were locked up? Did you fall behind in your payments or did you just not suck off enough officers?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-24T19:48:27Z says:

      I'm gonna guess you fell behind there is no way you wouldn't suck off enough men.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-24T19:55:57Z says:

      Using my OWN joke at you against me??
      Wtf.
      You fail...again.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-24T20:01:56Z says:

      You just used the citation thing against me when I said it first, mongoloid.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-24T20:02:11Z says:

      You are the queen of fail.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-24T20:20:27Z says:

      Is that right?
      "*woooowooowooo - write me a citation."
      I merely developed on what you had created based on what I had initiated.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-24T20:28:12Z says:

      No, you just couldn't think of anything to say so you stole my joke.

    • redrum
      redrum 2009-05-24T20:29:00Z says:

      ^ * - me = faggots
      /thread

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-24T20:43:07Z says:

      redumb, you proved what a faggot you were during the hakama pants argument.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-24T20:46:22Z says:

      fuck pants

    • redrum
      redrum 2009-05-24T20:47:29Z says:

      Better comebacks 1diot, better comebacks.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-24T20:51:59Z says:

      Truth hurts, doesn't it, penis breath?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-24T20:58:40Z says:

      RIP redrum. Posting harmful scripts and such is a no-no.

    • redrum
      redrum 2009-05-24T21:08:56Z says:

      Keep trying you pathetic 1diot. And chm, monkies, really? the queen of spelling?

  • Terrapin
    Terrapin 2009-05-24T05:25:16Z says:

    Anyone know this song or who sings it?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-24T05:26:18Z says:

      Yes.

    • Iasco
      Iasco 2009-05-24T05:30:16Z says:

      Its Behemoth - The Slaves Shall Serve

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-24T05:32:09Z says:

      iasco - STFU

    • mamer
      mamer 2009-05-24T05:35:04Z says:

      I second that

    • AssBlaster
      AssBlaster 2009-05-24T06:05:42Z says:

      it's Conquer All you cock mongers

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-05-24T19:37:15Z says:

      The fact that you listen to this shit is stupid, listen to some REAL heavy metal for fuck sakes.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-05-24T19:41:00Z says:

      BERSERKER!!

  • dik
    dik 2009-05-24T05:39:23Z says:

    i wonder if this is behemoth?

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-05-24T05:49:34Z says:

      Yeah, I think the song is "The slaves shall serve"

    • AssBlaster
      AssBlaster 2009-05-24T06:05:47Z says:

      it's Conquer All you cock mongers

  • BrownBeast
    BrownBeast 2009-05-24T06:00:05Z says:

    i wonder who sings this song

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-05-24T13:23:42Z says:

      Nobody, apparently...

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-05-24T23:10:54Z says:

      I was singing it while watching the video.

  • dik
    dik 2009-05-24T06:10:19Z says:

    i wonder if this is conquer

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2009-05-24T06:13:59Z says:

      i thought it was bahemouth

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-05-24T06:15:13Z says:

      I think its Dying Fetus

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-05-24T06:16:26Z says:

      I wonder why that one fucking deer exploded blue???

    • dik
      dik 2009-05-24T07:09:01Z says:

      that was pretty smartassy

  • redrum
    redrum 2009-05-24T06:46:19Z says:

    Who performs the soundtrack?

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-25T09:55:24Z says:

      I think its Mung Toast

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-25T09:58:05Z says:

      redrum is now the person I hate the most here.

  • FattyArbuckle
    FattyArbuckle 2009-05-24T06:52:59Z says:

    What group is this, their music sucks bigtime

  • nudecelebs84
    nudecelebs84 2009-05-24T07:18:51Z says:

    at 1:56 the co-driver knew they were going to hit some thing and had his camera out.

  • Pinjas
    Pinjas 2009-05-24T08:58:29Z says:

    Very excellent.

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2009-05-24T19:33:37Z says:

    Carmageddon FTW!! \m/

  • mikebeez
    mikebeez 2009-05-25T02:46:40Z says:

    reminds me of basketball when coops' friends taped over his favorite world series game with roadkill caught on tape

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-25T02:51:46Z says:

      ^vegans = buzzkill
      every time

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-25T02:56:09Z says:

      did you understand anything that he just said, possum?

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-25T02:59:32Z says:

      Lol, mikebeez I was thinkin the same thing.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-25T03:06:05Z says:

      dw - all i know is that when beez shows up, i lose my good time

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-25T03:09:31Z says:

      he does have that affect. go to the bathroom and take a mikebeez and you will feel better though

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-25T03:11:58Z says:

      way ahead of you man...
      ahhh....

dwhill05
posted May 24, 2009