Robot nixon
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Y'all shouldn't have fucked with us!
I'm so casting my vote for your dad. Could you ask him to kill the Patriots for me?
You'll need a formal request... lots of paperwork.
Where can I get a "murder for me" form?
I'll have my secretary fax it to you.
How is she, I forgot to send her a get well soon card after she opened a package for you that was full of flying piranha
Scared for life son... scared for life.
heartwarming^
Let's make smores or something.
I'm gonna send a muffin basket.
I'll send a plate of cookies.
I'll send a big ol' letterbomb.
Return to sender... then check the obituaries for scratch in a day or two
Did he have something against the Philippines?
Duh
How silly of me
Somebody has a new desktop wallpaper.
Desktop.... I'm gonna print a million of these and wallpaper my entire house.
Think of the chick magnet your house will be when you're done.
In that case, you gotta have me over.
Can I be on the security detail for such an awesome pad? You'd obviously need at least one m60 gunner in the tree house
Can I be the shotgun wielding maniac in the bushes?
I'm calling dibs on the camera.I swear I'll post the whole thing on ms for all to enjoy.
No damn neighborhood kids'll ever come onto THIS lawn and live to tell the tale with me and smerf and whoever the hell else wants a gun guarding it!
Really!? We get guns?
Ill put on one of those mail order nigger disguises from a couple weeks ago and be your porch monkey.
We dont tolerate that kind of talk around here, son
Well thanks a lot, smerf! I wanted the bushes. Oh well, never mind, it's the basement for me again.
Fugs, you can be the inconspicuous snowman in the frontyard
Not safe, people poke the eyes out and knock them over. I'll stick to the basement, at least I can taze people through the a/c vents.
Are you going to ambush the women when they get there or what?
No, no, not at all, no. yes.
Hence the cabinet of chloroform
wasnt this a futurama episode?
yeah, the one where Leela was like, "Cool your jowls!"
Yes, it was the one were Bender hawked his body. I forget exactly what the episode name was.
I'd vote for him.
hes one of the "good" guys, I won't vote for him
If only we had "Robot Nixon" to vote for. =(
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Comments to Robot nixon
Y'all shouldn't have fucked with us!
I'm so casting my vote for your dad. Could you ask him to kill the Patriots for me?
You'll need a formal request... lots of paperwork.
Where can I get a "murder for me" form?
I'll have my secretary fax it to you.
How is she, I forgot to send her a get well soon card after she opened a package for you that was full of flying piranha
Scared for life son... scared for life.
heartwarming^
Let's make smores or something.
I'm gonna send a muffin basket.
I'll send a plate of cookies.
I'll send a big ol' letterbomb.
Return to sender... then check the obituaries for scratch in a day or two
Did he have something against the Philippines?
Duh
How silly of me
Somebody has a new desktop wallpaper.
Desktop.... I'm gonna print a million of these and wallpaper my entire house.
Think of the chick magnet your house will be when you're done.
In that case, you gotta have me over.
Can I be on the security detail for such an awesome pad? You'd obviously need at least one m60 gunner in the tree house
Can I be the shotgun wielding maniac in the bushes?
I'm calling dibs on the camera.I swear I'll post the whole thing on ms for all to enjoy.
No damn neighborhood kids'll ever come onto THIS lawn and live to tell the tale with me and smerf and whoever the hell else wants a gun guarding it!
Really!? We get guns?
Ill put on one of those mail order nigger disguises from a couple weeks ago and be your porch monkey.
We dont tolerate that kind of talk around here, son
Well thanks a lot, smerf! I wanted the bushes. Oh well, never mind, it's the basement for me again.
Fugs, you can be the inconspicuous snowman in the frontyard
Not safe, people poke the eyes out and knock them over. I'll stick to the basement, at least I can taze people through the a/c vents.
Are you going to ambush the women when they get there or what?
No, no, not at all, no.
yes.
Hence the cabinet of chloroform
wasnt this a futurama episode?
yeah, the one where Leela was like, "Cool your jowls!"
Yes, it was the one were Bender hawked his body. I forget exactly what the episode name was.
I'd vote for him.
hes one of the "good" guys, I won't vote for him
If only we had "Robot Nixon" to vote for. =(