It amazes me how small it is sometimes. I'm happy to report that you can eat off of my kitchen floor now... and last nights dinner was edible for a change... lol.
You gave me quite the workout chasing you down! These Dr. Scholl's Stiletto's aren't all they're cracked up to be! I promise not to beat you with them though...
Comments to Russian Enema Monument
The question to ask isn't which of the nurses fucked, but in which order.
fucked it**
the one on the right goes first.
look at those legs. damn!
Looking at those nurses suddenly an enema seems worth considering.
Sounds like Kojack's heaven.
kage hit that one directly on the head. The one on the right, you know, ----> that way yak.
^ haha
Russia IS Mucho, violence, death, alcohol and sex with underage girls.
russia is pretty sweet that way
I could do without the death part, unless it's only my enemies like dik and Kirk.
*whispers* You better watch your back, Hank, there's been some depraved conspiring going on via MSN.
Oh yeah? I'm so out of the loop since I moved out to the boondocks.
Oh Shit, granny on the far left with the mullet is looking hot!
nurses wear high heels ?
Only when going to Enema Monument ceremonies...
EEEK! She's back!
*runs away*
You can run... but you can't hide!!
I've more chance of hiding cuz I can't run with this dodgy leg of mine.
Meh, running's over rated anyway... mainly because I'm lazy.
how you gonna run in them high heels anyhoo ?
You tell me, you've had enough experience.
Haven't you heard of the new Dr. Scholl's Stilleto's fries?
That name terrifies me, when I was a kid my mother used to hit me with her Dr. Scholl's when I was bad.
Oh hell! WAIT! Wouldn't the soles just kind of bounce off of you??
They bounce off after the wood bit has made a dull thudding noise. :(
Think i will have my nurse wife act as a russian tonight...yeehaw
She's gonna mop the floors and then make watery potato soup for supper?
afterwards she can do what ever she wants!! :P
Hahahaha Fugs... he said HIS Nurse... Not ME! :P
Well nurse, if you really do want to mop some floors...
fugs....seems you didnt finish the question....
Oh, sorry... thought you were making fun of my cooking again...
Would I do a thing like that?
Yes, Fugs. You would.
Cooking is over rated too... but only because I suck at it.
Is there *anything* that you're actually good at?
Wow, now that you mention it... I'll have to think awhile about that... :(
I reckon the thinking's finished her off.
Just kidding.
kinda like those robots from the old startrek, where kirk causes them to malfunction by making them 'feel human emotion'
Yeah, sort of a "does not compute - system failure" blank expression.
Poor girl...
No! I never did that, you fuck.
Yes you did, sir, you're just too old to remember.
kirk is very old
Indeed!
Does not compute... does not compute... does not compute
Hi nurse! just kidding with you...
How the devil are you?
^ that's Australian.
LOL! I'm good! Just been really busy :) OH! And I figured out what I'm good at! Procrastination! :D ow are YOU?
*How... oops!
My grandmother is from Queensland Australia... :P
Are you hiding from me again? I see you in the Carlin thread.... o_0
Must be a small world, I have family in Oz. (Fremantle & Rockingham) and USA (North & South Carolina).
It amazes me how small it is sometimes. I'm happy to report that you can eat off of my kitchen floor now... and last nights dinner was edible for a change... lol.
I'm glad you've improved. :)
I'm done with hiding now, it's hard work thread jumping.
You gave me quite the workout chasing you down! These Dr. Scholl's Stiletto's aren't all they're cracked up to be! I promise not to beat you with them though...
Awwww!
As that an awww is in "Sorry I made you exert some effort"? Or awwww as in "But I WANTED you to beat with them"?
*Is... add typing to one of my things I can't do worth a shit list ;)
Sort of the second one, but if you can't type correctly, you lose the opportunity.
Hahahahaha!
But I'm good at beatings! :P
I'd love to stop and take a beating, honey, but it's after 2am for me and I'm up for work in 5 hours. G'night!
I have to run for awhile too. (Damn running) Take care!
fuck he statues i want the girls
so much for fucking fat chics eh
For the record. That's the biggest anal wart in the history of that schools existance.
AKA Russian Ear Syringe Monument?