Ryan Niemiller
Live at the Ice House 4/18/08
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Comments to Ryan Niemiller
i wanna suck on his hands
his left arm looks like one of those chinese ladies after her feet have been bound for 40 years.
what a lamo
Look at those weeee lil hands, AHAHAHAHAHA.
Since you giggle at small body parts i bet its a riot everytime you use the bathroom.
$10 says you've got some deformity just like this freak.
so admitting u have a small dong eh?
Bukkake, I am insulting you in three other threads already. Please, even I cannot insult you in four threads at once...please return to one of the other threads. So far, the one where you claim to have a flaming homo for a son is my favorite.
thats my fav too cause jqh88...i am your father!!
No...no...it's not true...that's impooooooossible!!!
your right, my kid could never be a flamer
Great set, that was funny!
yea it was
hahaha like he had a girlfriend to me an "ex"
Actually, he's dated some hotties.
actually, the dating was probably because of pity.
Pity pussy is still pussy.
I bet he could do some fucked up/twisted version of the shocker.
indeed. i forgot that there is also fetish and amputee porn. so there are probably also sluts who could get turned on by him as well...
11:23 bit made me unexpectedly LoL.
he's funny... but his lil t-rex arms are distracting...
He's not funny. You can tell that his whole personality was concocted just so he could have some defense against people who make fun of him because of his stupid arms. It's so unnatural. If you really could look past your own deformity, you wouldn't have to concoct some an act like this douche bag. And by responding to his own deformity this way, he's only inviting us to never look past his mutant arms...which look like snail heads to me.
He's hilarious in person.
An endorsement from you is like a warning sign for toxic waste to me.
jqh is right. he's not funny.
*shrug* his routine was funny enough to me....
omg lol t-rex arms!
4:09..still not funny i give up
It was funny give it another shot.
I suddenly have a hunger for chicken wings.
unfunny. pathetic. he should have been aborted.
You're right. I am unfunny and pathetic. You guys are the true meaning of wit and humor. That's why I get paid to tour the country doing standup, and you guys anonymously post on a porn website from the confines of your mother's basements. That logic holds up.
Thanks for the publicity, friends!
You can't reach stuff on the top shelf at a grocery store. I can.
I know. I get people to do it for me. One of the perks. God bless.
You can't high five anybody.
Are you trying to say this is you? If so you are kinda funny but a few of us here are fucking hilarious.
This is true. I cannot. But neither can you, as that would require leaving internet porn sites and interacting with real life people. Peace be with you.
I doubt it's really him. How can he type with those nubs?
listen to me you ..if you're going to make a claim like that you better prove it..pic with mucho sign...or you're a big fat rubbery gimp
I actually type about 70 WPM. Just another way I inspire the good people. May the Lord bless you and keep you.
And thanks 1rish. That was quite the compliment. You're fucking hilarious too.
Ryan, if that's you... Look at my avatar and take a guess as to who this is.
if it is really you ..can you use your funny arms like a compass because i heard you can
You interposted urkel. You are an unfunny poor douche bag.
Yeah, I gathered it was you, fire crotch. Why don't the porn site internet people like me, Nipples? :(
also can i suck on one? (the little one)
wait a second... is this an internet porn site? wtf is this standup shit doing on here then!!!!!
i want my motherfuckin money back
dik - you can and will.
I got a little one you can suck on, dik.
Well, a certain number of them are just assholes.
If this isn't a porn site, why do I beat off to everything on here?
if you don't like this site why don't you get the fuck out?
I think it's awesome. Any publicity is good publicity. And no one has said anything I haven't heard 100 times before from 8-year olds.
How do you wipe your ass?
Are you sure you want him to demonstrate?
Hey Ryan, any word on House yet?
he doesn't
She said surgery went fine. She's just all duped up on painkillers now for her new zombie leg.
Have you ever stuck your whole arm into a chick's vag?
LOL nice!
zombie leg... now that sounds interesting!
So how did you end up finding this video here, anyway?
A buddy of mine from college lurks on the site and saw it on the main page and told me about it.
Wait, this is a porn site?
I spanked it to your tits. So, yeah.
prove it whoreman
That was funnier than this Snabbit guy.
i mean little arms guy
i always find it funny how many people actually come to mucho and how others find it.... it'll randomly come up in convo with people sometimes (you know the times when you are talking about eels coming out of peoples vaginas) and i'll mention mucho and so often people will be like "I'VE BEEN THERE!" i always get a chuckle out of that
if it is you you wave your fail-arms around too much and aren't remotely funny in any way
Okay, so if I see some guy with a Cthulu tattoo talking about shits and wiggles, I'll know it's Yak
i think the cthulhu tattoo is enough to identify yak... he doesn't need to be talking about shits and wiggles (which btw, was eels in her ass, not vagina). gotta remember to send better pics of the tat to tommy lee still :/
vageepers for sure
If you want to spot yak, remember to look down.
hahaha Good one Boom!
Yeah, I know
:)
I mean because hes short, not because hell be sucking balls.
*Walks backwards, stepping lightly*
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/13798
jamiee, if you want to try and be funny, do it on something you might actually be right on. or perhaps your body's just that fucked up that you think your ass hole is your vagina? i guess dik gets lucky all the time then with anal? good way to avoid pregnancy i suppose. fuck off now.
ya fuck you jamie
*note to self, don't joke with angry people who have no sense of humor*
Don't joke with goths in general.
i have a sense of humour. what you said wasn't funny
Oh no. I don't want to be a big fat rubbery gimp. If I don't have your respect, what do I have? :(
apparently your gimpy ass can't find the reply button.
Actually I felt it warranted it's own special section, seeing how it dealt with earning that man's respect.
And it's only my arms that are gimpy. The ass is okay. But I thank you for your concern.
It was a clear violation. You referenced the "rubbery gimp" comment in a different convo.
I was unaware that the filthy porn site had such strict posting guidelines. It's obviously something worth getting worked up over.
"People, people. When you comment on the donkey fisting video, be sure to hit 'Reply.' I don't want to have to warn you again or you will be banned. We have a reputation to uphold here."
I realise that you have been honing your defensive retorts your whole life, but you are out of your league here.
Somehow, I'm not worried. I'm not entirely sure why though...
Hilarious. You should go on tour with lines like that.
Well done, cheekycov. In the business, we call what you just did, "sarcasm."
"In the business" we call you a gimpy faggot.
Wow Snabbit. In real life we call that "pointing out the obvious"
cheeky is hilarious, he should go on tour
The only tour cheeky would be interested in is a tour of gay clubs in Holland... fact
I haven't watched this video yet but I'm probably funnier then this ryan gimp
I don't tour the same venues or countries as Irish. He's queered the well. So to speak.
Wow, that was hilarious.
So was that
You are as funny as Ryan and as gay as espada.
whammy
Says the man who felates young dutchmen for fun. You, sir, are as queer as a bottle of chips. As gay as Elton John. As bent as a politician.
Vic fellates me.
and for the rewcoed you as queer as a football bat.
snabbit, you should mention mucho in your stand-ups. people who come to see a cripple failing on stage would most likely deliver some funny comments too...
You like playing catcher and batter. It's just the way you're wired.
I'm so hwmmered that everyone on tv was 4 eyesitas bit weird
I', abouty Halo it up if anyone wants to post gmer tags i'll beat that ass>
I would like to have a lynching party with smerf and this douchebag as the primary guests.
Haha, Irish and his little interchange made me laugh.
A little too abrasive and aggressive to be funny
You know there are always a couple of people at the party who thinks they're better than every one else but who no one talks to because they suck, that's who these two douche bags remind me of. Well, now come to a party where you'll actually help add to the good cheer.
Fuck off cuntbucket.
bring ktthe fck on IU sjhakes fist ir the air*
JQH called you a wanker Irish. You gonna take that from him?
Wow I guess I hit a sensitive spot in some of you, the clitoris of your cunts perhaps?
The only sensitive spot you ever hit is up your boyfriends arse.
I'm not English cheeky, you see outside of England, guys actually like girls.
You make less sense the more you try and insult me.
You're English. I don't need to try to insult you.
Unless you're Polish, then you'd be less than the English, and really, what greater insult can I serve you with than that?
But try you do.
Though it can hardly be called trying. It would be like saying a man's name, whose very name is an insult onto the man himself.
whammy
actusly I nhsve nomcour whst was just said between you to/.
this pussy takes a few zips from a beer and can barely stay concious
JQH, you add a new level to pointless.
ELPiss, I totally agree.
whammy
You on the furniture polish again Irish?
He discovered the babycham whilst searching the cupboards for phallic shaped objects.
Ha ha ha ha!
i wish lobster-boy would come back just so i could tell him to go away
just kidding new friend...welcome to mucho...we're a friendly bunch here so feel free to join in...again ..welcome sir
just kidding
I actually feel kinda bad about the above thread. Sorry, little arms dude.
i feel bad too
just kidding
I'm kidding too. He insulted everyone first.
i was just kidding about kidding
psyche
Not bad, but in my opinion he'd be funnier if he wasn't so obviously inspired by Dane Cook.