sandy vagina

Comments to sandy vagina

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  MuglyOther 2008-12-10T05:10:47Z says:

  Guess what? I don't play dat.

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    urkelbot 2008-12-10T05:45:31Z says:

    Please shut up before I hit you with a sock full of quarters.
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    postcoitussandwich 2008-12-10T06:02:34Z says:

    Or a sock full of rusty dildos
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    smerf 2008-12-10T07:04:13Z says:

    He might like that.
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    Mako 2008-12-10T07:29:04Z says:

    I never knew dildos could rust.
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    xzekiel 2008-12-10T07:41:56Z says:

    i guess steel dildos could
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    postcoitussandwich 2008-12-10T07:44:23Z says:

    Shit, muglyothers mom has such a corrosive snatch that it will rust any thing that goes into it
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    Asaclark 2008-12-10T08:02:39Z says:

    speaking from experience i presume?
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    postcoitussandwich 2008-12-10T08:08:16Z says:

    yeah now my chick has to get a tetanus shot every time we fuck.
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    jimijames 2008-12-10T09:17:12Z says:

    can she tell the difference?
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    El_Wanko 2008-12-11T01:05:09Z says:

    Hhaah shit, that was actually pretty funny.
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  postcoitussandwich 2008-12-10T06:03:02Z says:

  Thats what she gets for making sand castles and using her twat as the bucket
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  drumrave 2008-12-10T06:05:50Z says:

  Cracklicker has sand in his vagina tonight

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    Asaclark 2008-12-10T08:12:22Z says:

    Very lame Cumslave.
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    Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-12-10T16:18:25Z says:

    what wrong drum....your tiny penis hurting from it?? :)
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    HankChinaski 2008-12-10T16:28:15Z says:

    CrackLicka was chewing on CumSlave's little wee wee earlier. He had run out of bubblegum.
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    MetalFace 2008-12-10T20:12:29Z says:

    i was gonna step in, but i see hank has it under control here
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    B1ade 2008-12-11T00:16:33Z says:

    but you still typed your comment anyway, why not just put *attention whore* and be done with it
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  DoubleC 2008-12-10T06:30:56Z says:

  As we used to say it in the Midwest:
  Q. Why don't women run around naked on the beach?
  A. Cuz they don't want to get sand in their Schlitz...

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    jimijames 2008-12-10T08:43:28Z says:

    Do you have beaches in the midwest?
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  jqh88 2008-12-10T06:41:46Z says:

  Obviously she's not looking at a picture of me.
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  greyfox5150 2008-12-10T06:43:23Z says:

  I would have no problem cleaning that right up for her..lickety split.

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    Quick_draw21 2008-12-10T06:58:56Z says:

    you would lick sand out of her vagina? You have sunk to a new low...
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    MetalFace 2008-12-10T20:13:41Z says:

    dude, you're on mucho, not much lower you can go... and by the way I would clean that for her too
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    gilroy 2008-12-11T00:20:57Z says:

    your could easily suck a pearl out of her clam if you left a grain in there long enough.
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  Wario7793 2008-12-10T06:44:31Z says:

  haha does she say that everywhere she goes?
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  -Morph- 2008-12-10T06:46:53Z says:

  i would think the bad tit job was more important.
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  FrequentFapper 2008-12-10T06:59:32Z says:

  pretty sure it was dirty before she went to the beach
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  Sociopath 2008-12-10T08:04:06Z says:

  Never fuck a girl on the beach, you'll get snadrash on your cock. At least I hope the rash is from the sand.

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    jimijames 2008-12-10T08:44:05Z says:

    Sandy Pelican time
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    Mannynub 2008-12-10T09:09:51Z says:

    Did it once Socio, ended up with afore-mentioned sand rash, and my balls resembled two scotch eggs when we finished.
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    jimijames 2008-12-10T09:18:05Z says:

    Mmmmm...Scotch eggs..
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    elchris 2008-12-10T10:31:08Z says:

    always fuck chicks in the beach
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    1rish1 2008-12-10T11:51:03Z says:

    Scotch eggs are the shit.
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  TiredGuy 2008-12-10T16:47:27Z says:

  those tits look fucking ridiculous. why do stupid cunts not realize that a 10-inch gap of bony chest will make their saline implants look fucked up?
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  Jigga 2008-12-10T17:04:08Z says:

  I'd still hit it
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  zxcv 2008-12-10T18:45:59Z says:

  That vagina would be dirty with out the sand.
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  BlowBig 2008-12-11T07:00:01Z says:

  "Ooh sand fleas!"