Hey, if he's into fucking 60 year old, 375 pound Jehova's Witnesses, then so be it. It's not like she's getting it from dad anymore. Although, she says she'd like it if you were able to make her come once, you know, maybe last more than 15 seconds. But she also says that you do a good job on the lawn, so it's a tradeoff.
Comments to Santa HO HO HO
why santa
fucking TOLD ya easter owns christmas
They're fucking like bunnies. OK, you can shoot me now, I know how lame a joke that is, but couldn't help myself. Where's umm when you need him.
umm is laying eggs in your mommies punny.
Oh for Christ's sake, umm, get some better insults. And typing... And spelling... And grammar..
Hey, if he's into fucking 60 year old, 375 pound Jehova's Witnesses, then so be it. It's not like she's getting it from dad anymore. Although, she says she'd like it if you were able to make her come once, you know, maybe last more than 15 seconds. But she also says that you do a good job on the lawn, so it's a tradeoff.
the "oh ho ho" had me giggling
maybe santa broke up with his bitch and hanged wit the easter bunny.
The preview picture had ball sack written all over it.
I'm never eating those cream-filled Easter eggs again!
wahhhhhh, mommy, i don't want to beleave in santa no more
annnd iiii saw billy fornicate sannnta claauuus. sorry it sounded good in my head
The same thing occured in my brain..but i favored the word sodomize