My maker? You mean my Mom and Dad..;-P.They were having great sex when they were making me.I don't think the devil was involved in it,just good old mother nature.
i dont want anything tool...
the fact that you're continuing to love this chick, and lust after this chick - despite everything...
kudos...fact
wow dude..."love" is a dirty word on this site...
so, i guess i'll just call you a dirty old man now?
:)
tool wins hands down on hardcore, obviously, but why is farting on a toddler a big deal? My kids an infant and I fart on his face about anytime I can as I pas his swing. Fucker should learn to stfu at night.
I've farted on my kid before too, the first 3 months of
his life all he did was sleep, scream, puke, shit &
piss, probably all at the same time (except the sleep
part). Too right I'm gonna get some revenge, I can't
punch him in the face yet.
I think I remember this one in the good 'ol adult book store I used to sneak into...this issue was right to their biggest seller...summer of 79..."On Grandpa's Lap"...
Comments to Satan was a lesbian
Satan WAS a Lesbian? Who turned em straight?
Sadam
"was" ??? When did Satan die?
haha i wish.
The Devil is a motherfucking liar,so aint worried..BOYOTCH!!<--From "The spirit of truth"
Someone should send you to meet your maker. I think you'll be disappointed.
My maker? You mean my Mom and Dad..;-P.They were having great sex when they were making me.I don't think the devil was involved in it,just good old mother nature.
Your dad was a whore and your mom stuck him nightly with her strap-on.
I have the video.
Men don't get pregnant silly
Man, my dad was mechanic and my mom had her retail store,but behind closed doors I have no idea what happened.
An abysmal mistake, that's what fucking happened.
I just said that I was a lesbian last week and my screen name on my space is Satan Claus. Imagine that.
But are you hardcore enough to feed a fart to a toddler?
Come on. I'm face fucking a stroke victim with half a skull who doesn't even know what day it is, what more do you want.
i dont want anything tool...
the fact that you're continuing to love this chick, and lust after this chick - despite everything...
kudos...fact
wow dude..."love" is a dirty word on this site...
so, i guess i'll just call you a dirty old man now?
:)
you are a Good Guy
Thanks poss, we're gonna have to go get a beer sometime.
tool wins hands down on hardcore, obviously, but why is farting on a toddler a big deal? My kids an infant and I fart on his face about anytime I can as I pas his swing. Fucker should learn to stfu at night.
That's funny stuff right there Hisa.
I fart on my dog, but only because he keeps getting in the way.
I've farted on my kid before too, the first 3 months of
his life all he did was sleep, scream, puke, shit &
piss, probably all at the same time (except the sleep
part). Too right I'm gonna get some revenge, I can't
punch him in the face yet.
Can I...?
funny, this is my desktop wallpaper right now
Satan really loves pussy
I think I remember this one in the good 'ol adult book store I used to sneak into...this issue was right to their biggest seller...summer of 79..."On Grandpa's Lap"...