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lol, I only read the title.
rape is for blacks
im sorry niggers, niggers is the word i was looking for
Balls gonna give it to ya.
Sounds like the title of a rap tune Arch.
Yeah, it was sorta supposed to be funny and then double funny because of the rape thing, and he hates black people. So, overall it's pretty funny.
Oh, thought maybe you had collared greens for dinner or sumfin..
No, to be honest, I don't even know what those are.
I have no idea what kind of trap you are trying to lure me into, so I'll quit now.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collard_greens
You ruined my trap Hank.
Sorry.
i'm too fuckin tired to read that. hank what'd it say??
It said the Romans were in the right to have kidnapped and raped the women from some other group, and that without rape fat, ugly women and prisoners would never be able to have sex, so rape is a good thing.
kudos hank
I got your kudos dangling.
tell me about it
i totally agree,
100%
stop fighting girls
Yeah, like they fight back where you're from.
if they don't fight back it's not rape..... what's the fun there?
I don't fight girls.
What if they punch you in the face?
Well, if they ask for it...
I didn't read it, but managed to see in the last couple sentences the phrase "circle-jerk". Now, anyone that can pull that off deserves a pulitzer.
Smerf, please do tell me where you found this wonderful article.
Google for it. Author's name and "rape". It all begins with Alt+D.
Fuck if I know. I can't remember that far back!
Meh. work.
I take it The Recorder is a college rag?
Yeah, he got fired when he refused to resign.
If only he could've let go of his frat loyalties... tsk.
Ugh! Thats way too much reading. Can someone just sum it up for me?
Rape is justified to court ugly women itno bed. BUT don't overdue it otherwise you'll be seen as sober and a bad boy...can't give ugly women their cake and have them eat it too....well....unless she's fat.
Nothing says "I respect you" like a reach around!
have you been raped lately? :~(
Is it in your "act"?
I'm changing my handle to
Lucius Superbus!
I raped John Petroski in his childhood.
I raped Hank.
You call that rape? My bed-ridden granny can rape better than you.
Speaking of bed-ridden grannies, I wonder where SuperNova is?
hes raping me while i rape u. which reminds me wheres mantrain been.
What, you want him now? Ok, I'm almost finished, hang on a sec.
hahahahaha...Hank, that might have been the best line of the night....
Maybe super is with dik?
don't stop yet , I'm not done with you.
he's not here
I wonder where he is?
I know where he is.
Where?
Hee hee, I'm not telling.
He's in your shower shaving his legs, isn't he?
I know where he is, too. Ha ha hee hee. Snicker snicker.
So who can I rape?
@HANK you did'nt burry him in your basement did you?
In his trekkie jacket.
Leela, you could rape me, but it'd be a little challenging.
I like challenges, but its not considered rape if your willing & able.
Yeah, that's why it would be a challenge.
This is not worth reading.
It aint bad.
Seriously? I think it's pretty lame.
thanks hank
Am I the only schmuck who actually read this article?
No.
No.
Hank is a great guy.
but is gay.
That's why he has great taste in neckties.
That didn't work out like I wanted it to.
no.
Delilah, you sexy bitch, quit stalking me.
Delusional hank, always thinking it's about you. you,you,you!!!!
Well, I read it, then laughed my ass off because of the last paragraph.
last paragraph pieced it all together
last paragraph pieced it all together
my first double post, shouldve made it triple..
technically you did
depends on what you're raping actually
So just another tired take on A Modest Proposal?
"no self respecting man" please, a man will take what he c3n take.
And women are different?
women are even worst
men are pigs, period!!!
What does being a pig entail?
men will specify, i like so and so, but at the end 0f the day, if he thinks he has a chance to score he will. don't get me wrong that's the way it happens in the Rio Grande.
not this dik.. i just get em drunk
uhh hey arent u drunk delilah?
I don't cheat. And I have loads of chances to.
well dik, prove me otherwise, i will worshipm you, and yes my dear i'm a bit wasted, i doubled checked this post, i'm still i made a mistake, i LOVE whiskey!!!
Me too. But Delilah, I already proved you wrong. You said all men are pigs and defined a pig as a man that cheats. I'm a man and I don't cheat, therefore I have proved to you otherwise.
Now, if you consent to fucking me, you will prove yourself right, which will be a win win, I think.
Or did you define a pig as a man that cheats? I just reread your post and now I'm not so sure. Damn, we need to sober up.
booze is cool!
I'm getting fucked up much earlier than usual tonight. Should be awesome. I make getting pissed by myself in my underwear work, Goddamnit!
set phasers on SEXY!
hey Balls what is it like 10 pm in japan?? it's 8 am in ontario. I work at night so it gives me a fantastic excuse to drink at any hour of the day.
9pm. Good guess. I don't need an excuse anymore. I don't drink before or during work, but beyond that anything goes really.
Just tucked into the Jack Daniels. It's gonna be a rough morning.
The best part is: when I was getting back into my underwear after my shower this evening I stumbled and put a big tear in the crotch with my heel. I'm wearing them anyway and my balls are hanging out all over the chair.
Take that fiance!
hahahahahaha...hilarious!!
"that's my Balls!".......(note double meaning)
wow, balls it's 7:28 here in Texas, i had plenty of jack daniels, and still it doesn't seem i had as much as fun as you. you can really party!!!
I think Delilah's gone. Must have passed out. What a lightweight.
and dik, if they don't remember it doesn't count. hate to bust your bubble, there man.
Interposting... making me look like a complete asshole since... uhhhh... sometime.
still here balls, alive and kickin'
Delilah: I don't like parties. Maybe if I wear a funny hat while I get pissed by myself, it'll seem more festive though. I ought to give that a try.
i have a funny hat on right now...and delilah i'm not sure what you're talking about..its probly me
No, it isn't.
sorry, not much for party hats, it's been a party of one for the past 4 hours. sad really.
but please, still piss yourself, it's not a actual party until then.
If getting drunk by yourself means you aren't a winner, then I don't want to play the game.
But I've never pissed myself or my bed from drink. I know where my ripcord is.
Although I have shit my pants because I thought it was a fart.
that's my life motto!!! i swear.
Irritable bowel syndrome is a bitch. Holler all you poopy pants out there!
hahahahaha. you're not alone Balls . booze is with you. good old booze.
once i got so drunk when i was 25ish i woke up soaked from the waist down,convinced I had pissed myself. For weeks I lived with this terrible secret .Untill I finally cleaned up my bedroom and found a mostly empty beer bottle in my bed.
I feel better about interposting now that you and Delilah have been made to look like fools because of mine. Hooray for interposting!
When I was 15 me and my dad were travelling about in Italy and my dad pissed the bed so bad from drink that his pillow was soaked.
He didn't notice until the morning.
ahh booze...always a friend. interposting doesn't even bother me...somehow i can still seem to keep up with the points and jokes
wait, somehow this story doesn't add up... bit drunk... can't think.. wait.. do i want to know??
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Oh shit. That's a good one, balls. I'm not even going to go down that road, though. Too many embarassing stories.
i just started drinking. I'll be good for another 4 or 5 hours, I reckon.
I'm getting pretty fucked up by this point, so all bets are off.
It's my birthday in 1 1/2 hours!
Happy Birthday Hank!
hank, may i be the first to say FAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Weak. But you're drunk and claim to have a vagina so I forgive you. I'm benevolent.
hanks 40??
you would think so, right???
Suppose so.
Thank you all. No, I'll be 39 in 1 hour and 10 minutes.
Weren't you 39 last year?
now that made me laugh!!
I joined Mucho this year. You didn't know me last year. And no.
you're almost dead hank
I know that Hank. Too literal! Need to drink more!
I remember when you joined because we spent about a month at each other's throats. Dik too, for that matter. Funny how things turn around.
I am drinking more now!
I have this sneaking suspicion that you still hate me guts.
Yeah, everybody hated me when I first joined. Why was that, again?
if i had all the people on mucho kidnapped tied -up in my basement ..i suppose i'd let you two out first
The only person I really dislike at the moment is Bendo, but he seems to have fucked for the most part.
^fucked off
You were really annoying at first, Hank. You just insulted a lot without being funny. Then you changed gears and started focusing on being funny while you insulted and everything was okay.
And I think I was just trading shots with dik because we tagged each other by accident in some crossfire.
And same here dik.
i thouht blockwar was scary
he sure upset supernova
It wasn't me.
Supernova got his panties in a bunch over him. I didn't get it.
Me neither. And his comment to dik about being friends was a bit strange too, I thought.
I remember Balls begging Yak to ban me back in the day.
i know i'm the new person here and i have no opinion and all, but he sounded a bit like a fag, " deja please do something" do something youself cum quat
Yeah, that wasn't his best moment.
I got carried away, Hank. You'd REALLY pissed me off because I thought I had a good flame going with dik and you derailed that. You were in the habit of hiting every comment an enemy of yours was making then, and I was a bit irate. That was your timeout I think.
But I came to my senses.
Nova can get a bit clannish sometimes, but he's a good lad.
Me and Nova have been exchanging emails a bit.
ya all of a sudden supernova seemed like another person
he's a good guy for sure though..he just really let blockwar get to him
It's been just the 4 of us posting for a while now. Where is everybody else? I hope we don't get banned for being too spammy.
Hmmmm....I didn't know Hank was bad...at least I don't remember him being rude, obnoxious, and blockwarish.
yes!! my first ban, i feel like such a rebel.
It's my birthday! Woo hoo!
I was never as bad as COCKWHORE. And to Nova's credit, he was the one saying 'Hank doesn't need to be banned.' back then.
hank, may i be the first to wish you on 10:15 am cst, a happy birthday..... god i need to get some sleep quick,
happy birthday hank you crazy old man
Thanks.
happy birthday hank
sorry, you guys are too hard core for me, i'm wearing out, my head hurts, i have a headache, can't believe i have a hang over before i have gone to sleep. today is going to suck, i'm such a weenie!
you'd have to be a real asshole to get banned from this hellhole
wait..
Well that went on way too long. The only thing I got out of it was "well if getting drunk alone doesn't make you a winner, I don't want to play the game." I'll have to steal that.
Have at it. Just remember me fondly sometime and I'll be happy.
Fondle you sometimes?
I like being fondled. Brings back childhood memories.
A bit late for the party, but happy birthday. I hope the hooker I hired will find you somehow.
I don't think I can judge myself on my appearance on this site. Your beginning thoughts?
Yeah, happy birthday Hank, you old fuck. It's bedtime for poor Balls now.
*BARF*
Thoughts on what? How you might be judged on this site?
Thanks Balls. Have a good night.
Have a faptastic birthday, Hanky-poo!
Happy Birthday Hank..
How I was judged on my entrance. There is discussion of this.
(maralyn monro voice) Happy birthday, Mr.President' happy birthday to you.
sorry a bit drunk, *can*
i meant reply!!!!
delilah is a strange name for a guy
She's a chubby, unshaven girl...that wants me!
Getting mucho groupies, Hank. That's sweet.
Why, why, why.....Delilah?
I know, not very original....but, hey I don't care.
well FORGIVE me for having one too much tequilas. i love one and all of you allll!!
Please don't love on me. I prefer contempt.
i thought it was my turn to be the unshaven chubby girl
I'll let you take my turn because last time Hank served really cheap wine and only sprung for delivery pizza.
sweet!
Bring lube. Hank thinks spit is enough.
Hank is an insensitive, selfish lover.
spit is never enough!!! always have plan B!!!!
I see you've been to Hank's too.
unfortunately, he a bad lover, always leaving you wanting more. maybe that's his strategy.
I leave them wanting me incarcerated.
they usually just leave me.
wow. balls what a coincidence!! we must be soul mates!!!!
wait, i just admitted to wanting to rape anything younger than 23, jeez, i am pathetic.
all in drunken fun!!!
I like thinking about rape.
it's o.k you are not alone, most men do, ahhhh i would give my left boob to be a drunken man.
I don't need you to tell me it's okay. I'm all over that. I don't do the guilt thing anymore. I am what I am.
i bet delila IS a drunken man
I've been wondering, dik.
Boy, I've been missing out on some fun here. And, I'll have you all know that I'm a caring, sensitive lover.
...when you lay of the meth.
*off
no, no guys, all vagina here. sorry hank, but you don't even buy that.
last drop of whiskey... so sad, i might cry,
only a guy would say "all vagine here guys'
dammit vagina
I have lots of whisk(e)y left. : )
Varying grades too. Although when Jack comes out he tends to dominate the evening.
Beer and sake for me. There are a couple really nice local sakes here. The water that comes out of this mountain is really fucking clean and delicious.
damn, all out of jack not even any of the cheaper stuff like jim beam, just sippin' on what's left of some old arbor mist. i'm tryin' to stay alive!!!
You have to learn to plan ahead.
The convenience store sells liquor 24/7 and is only a 5 minute walk away.
Me too. But you already knew that, Hank. Well played.
don't teasE hank, although, the stripes is selling liqour since 7 am i can't afford another dwi. HELP!! I'm takin' a cig break,
just drive fast
lol
Poor Delilah! Oh, this beer tastes so good!
that got me in trouble the first time. but i looked great in my mugshot!!!
here at this japanese restaurant they drink sake and beer it's call sake bombs or something, now i'm tempted to try one.
p.s. i hate beer!!!
That's it. You're out of the club.
Sake is the work of the devil.
my beer is so cold it didn't have a cap ,it had a toque
sorry, toque?? is it what i think it is???
I love how you Canadians use that faggy word.
A tuque (Canadian French: tuque, sometimes also spelled toque or touque in English) is a knitted hat, originally of wool though now often of synthetic fibers, that is designed to provide warmth in winter.
i think its spelled toque..pronounced took
It's a winter hat with a pom-pom.
either way damned hot
shit not pronounced like the word took...i'm tired
chocolate rain ..something something, etc..chocolate rain
I took that spelling off of Wikipedia.
oh that great i suppose, it doesn't get cold here at all, but that sounds cute on a beer. P.S. i hate beer.
You'd have cute words for winter hats if you had to deal with the kind of winters I've had to.
Gets pretty cold where I'm from. We just say hat. Btw, where are you from in Canada, Balls?
Edmonton, Alberta.
Duluth average annual temp. 38.5 degrees.
You're talking farenheit, aren't you?
Yup.
i spent 2 years in Fort nelson british columbia. just south of the Yukon border. Closest other town four hours. 40below celcius in winter pretty normal
Wow. I've seen 30 below C, and 20 was pretty common, but...
I pumped gas while in a low of -44 PLUS windchill.
Oh yeah, I once got frostbite so bad, it left teeth marks.
it was cold there but oddly enough there was fuck all wind most of the time so it didnt seem that much colder than southern ontario, or probly deluthe too...edmonton i dot know about . only ever been there overnight
Lots of wind in Duluth off the lake.
Fuckin cold, back in the day. Look at a map.
(how far north)
same here now i'm in kingston ontario
i complain about the weather either way...shit i bitch because my a/c is cranked so high its freezing in here
*thumbs up*
Well if it is oh so cold you know where you can buy a nifty hat or two...
they all say that at first...then it's a stampede toward the rectum
ya i missed the reply...so what
I'm just curious about what you were replying to.
It's like this thing I've always wanted to do: when someone joins the table in the middle of a conversation when I'm talking, make like I'm finishing a joke. Say something like: "... and then the chef says, 'if THAT'S the asparagus, then we're all in BIG trouble!"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Wooo hooo o o , that's a good one, Balls.
I'm assuming you're being sarcastic, so I'm just going to cover my ass with a fuck off.
Fuck off, Hank.
you guys are in japan right??? so you are barely gettin' started??? that really stinks!!!
Yeah, I'm about 3 hours into it.
funny shit! i think i was replying to hank saying he was a caring and sensitive lover
i'm about 12 hours into this drunken stage. spent most of it with my sister, i swear i felt i was going through mucho withdrawls
Is your sister hot?
Uh oh, we got ourselves a new Mucho addict.
yeah, if i say so myself. i would do her if i was a guy. even if i was a lesbian.
but hey, i ain't too shabby myself.
Post a pic.
Photo please.
sure, if you post one of yourself from the waist down, so that i can take a gander at those sin sacks of of yours... be polite balls and please trim...
I'm very shabby
You randy bitch, you.
I don't trim for the woman I fuck, so I sure as hell aint gonna for no picture. And I ran the gauntlet, as did Hank and dik, so we're entitled to heckle you for a photo.
Yeah, what Balls said.
says so much of you balls, kinda feel sorry for the woman you fuck, and i tend to be a bit randy when i'm a bit crunk
whoah. i must be gone i just said crunk
Delilah, the woman I fuck is lucky. And she and I know why. Whether I trim has nothing to do with it.
That's so crunk of you to say that.
Doesn't crunk have something to do with clowns?
i may be drunk and not know you, balls, you seem like a stand up guy.
Crunky the clown was my favorite.
i hope not, clowns make me want to get in the fetal position
What kind of guy do I seem like?
Mmmmmmmmmm... fetal position.
That's how Balls likes his women, fetal position, crying in the shower.
Trying desperately to wash off the filth.
So you do read all the comments, Hank!
you can't wash that kind of filth off
Bwaaahahahahahahah!
hank, i really thought you were an asshole since i first started reading comments here, but you have redeemed your self, i kinda thought you would rip me apart!! i'm kinda dissapointed :(
I read your minds!!!!!
When did you start reading comments here? I'm just misunderstood.
hank, when i first started reading post on here i thought you were and asshole, pond scum, i'm kinda dissapointed you have not ripped me apart like everyone else:(
I only tear into people that deserve it. You are allright.
about the time of subliminal vomit, god those were good times, sorry about the double, still a bit out there,
he only likes you because you potentially have a vulva
jeez, dik, can't we all be equals here w/o being classified as penises or vaginas
I have Vulva Boxer tattooed on my back.
Have you guys gone to bed yet?
There is no equality.
so classy!
Delilah, its what we do here...rip.
it just didn't feel complete until the cap'n confirmed it.
wait is kirk a captain of star wars or something? sorry not int sci fi
yes, he captained the millineum falcon
Good afternoon, I'm Lando Calrissian....
James, HanSolo has nicked you Enterprise.
Han Solo is a pussy. And it's Captain Kirk to you checkov.
yeah but who would win in a fight, tj hooker or indiana jones
1rish, come on, you know.... Shatner, of course.
Bloody hell, if this isn't an incentive to get an IRC channel I don't know what is. And yeah I didn't reply.
It's all pure comedy gold. Trust me.
IRC channel?
i thought about making an irc server. didn't think there'd be enough interest
DejaVu, there is plenty of interest. That way we can talk to Yak about shady strip joints in Windsor and things......
well, it won't be any priority, but i'll try and keep it on the "to get to" list then. i think the hardest part of it is getting all the usernames and passwords put over to the irc server so if you register here, you're already set up for it
Would it hurt to register one on an established IRC server for the time being and anyone who can be bothered just needs some client software. Then just stick a link up on the front page where you usually state new features or problems. If people understand, they understand, if not it doesn't matter. Just an idea, not going to say any more on it since you're in a better position than me to see what's best.
well, i mean, anyone can start a channel on an irc server, but, then anyone can claim to be any user on here because lots of user names would be taken. the way i was planning on it, people couldn't claim to be you, cause your name would already exist in the login.
THATS ALOT OF FUCKING COMMENTS!!!... Also rape is good! =]