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This is really scary. I would never sit with my head directly in front of a fire extinguisher! Those things are under tons of pressure!
They test them thoroughly, they won't explode, if you puncture it the air (or CO2 in this case) will just escape rapidly.
the horror, my god the horror
That sounds familiar. What's it from again? I'm not sure. It's either from Heart of Darkness, or what's heard outside of funtime's window everynight.
What are you doing outside FUNTIME'S window every night, pervert.
I knew that was coming. Obviously, I'm looking for you or your limbless sister to suck me off. Neither of you have any nuts so it's really the same difference.
grrr hank mad... hank smash!
Isn't that from a Simpson episode?
LOL
notice, posted by anonymous, ya i wouldnt want people to know i search for this kinda shit on the internet either. haha
We don't have to search for it, we just cum to Mucho.
What sound does the elephant make Timmy?
I think Randall from Clerks said it best, "Chicks with dicks that put mine to shame."
makes you feel like a real man right? A chic with a bigger dick than you? God was like take this you transvestike bitch, You wanna be a women? Ill make it hell
u just quoted a pretty fuckin dumb line from a fuckin dumb movie "randall from clerks" never said anything best. who are u going to quote next bill and ted cheech and chong??? u sir are a dummy
Maybe he'll quote Pauly Shore.
hank ur no smarter than this idiot.
I could be dumber than him and still be twice as smart as you.
u have got to be under 14
and gay
your avatar smells like poop from your asian freak sex
bet your a student going to be a doctor? right hank??? na na u couldnt be waaaay to much time on your gentle hands..
Wow. Every one funnier than the last.
hit a nerve there hank?
that is quite a special site.
i think i saw them once on a flight from Brazil. sort of a hybrid steward/stewardess kind of creature...
because the braces are supposed to make it appear more attractive someday... right
Ooookay. It happened. This is officially the weirdest human being I have ever seen in my life. It's so weird...it has to be real. It's just too easy to say fake on this one. Check it out...skinny-ass arms, a half-rack, chunky legs, and a Sperm Wale's cock hanging wayyy low. That thing looks real enough...and I like that the foreskin is still in tact. (I'm British, and proud to say I still have my foreskin too...love it...alas my cock is about one fifth the size of this guy's/gal's/thing's). Anyone else seeing Condi Rice and Carl Weather's love child?
Mayber, but I think the godfather of sould has a case if we can extract his dna from the grave. Mayber.
If you want to talk about your dick so much you might as well post a picture of it or something. GAWD!
BKY...You love dick donnt you..?
i bet you have really jagged teeth too cruel.
Cruel,the fact that you like seeing foreskins is worryingly gay. The way you associate liking foreskins with being British is just worrying for the rest of us Brits. Please cut your balls off and bleed to death, slowly.
and post it please so we all can fap to it in your honor!
Ok. Quick poll. Who still has their foreskin? I'll start it off. No.
no.
no
no
i have all of yours.
No
Sort of.
^?
fuck no.
mutitated freaks
i see your foreskin and i'll raise u one
no
I don't know what the fuck the rest of you are talking about, but the chick in the picture above has the biggest clit I have ever seen.
That's a nasty prolapsed uterus that lady has. She'll want to get that checked out.
Swing low, sweet chariot...
the depressing thing is that thing is wasted on a weirdo, i cud put it to better use
what, up ur ass?
naturally
That chick has a receding hairline.
Chick???? I think you may be needing glasses.
Okay, that GUY has a receding hairline. Is that funnier?
good grief...
He/she in no even remotely attractive
look at all the cheez whiz on that guys leg
that cheez whiz is makin me hungry
what else besides crack was he smoking???
Why the fuck do all the trannys have massive dicks?