hiya lucid...just to let you know, i'm quitting this dumb-ass GTFO pose...it was getting ridiculous, and i was having problems jerking -off...
ermmm...i mean "sleeping"...
women are nice
pics of boobies are nice
even YOU are probably nice...
(if you could just stop being so Whiny)
Ok possum...
I'll work on being less whiny...
In truth though, I'm very much just highly sarcastic in everything I say...But nonetheless...I'll keep my bitching down.
other than keanu being monotone he is actually the best/most badass actor ever. you need to check out the "10 reasons why keanu reeves is the best actor ever" list. you'll change your mind.
the beauty of steven seagull is the fact that his acting is so fuckin horrid and hes too fat to lift his legs for karate kicks
and he wear a squirrel on his head.
His movies positively suck dong but yet in the end,i cant get enough.
Roadhouse really is a great movie. The fight scene at the end when Dalton rips the guys throat out is pretty cool. And Showgirls did suck, but Jesse Spanno naked was worth the price of admission.
Now he normally shoots a govt. model 1911 which is a decent sized gun. He has ballooned up so much it looks like a toy with the 1000 point shot. Also, a headshot or two wouldn't hurt.
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Ok, so I live about 3 miles from this man...No joke...
wheee i live like ten miles from shit loads of a list celerities in los angeles.
hiya lucid...just to let you know, i'm quitting this dumb-ass GTFO pose...it was getting ridiculous, and i was having problems jerking -off...
ermmm...i mean "sleeping"...
women are nice
pics of boobies are nice
even YOU are probably nice...
(if you could just stop being so Whiny)
Well that's cool.
I live in a small hippie town in northern CA, we don't get those kinds of crazy people here often.
No keep going man.
You never listen to me =]
This must be what its like.....
When doves cry.............
Bwaaaaa. sob, sob.
Ok possum...
I'll work on being less whiny...
In truth though, I'm very much just highly sarcastic in everything I say...But nonetheless...I'll keep my bitching down.
I love you both.
starfish and cofee maple story and ham?
i did that because you got the lyrics wrong asshole
lxl , I always did like you , btw where are those naked pics of you ?
Ummm Aquatit...I do believe we all agreed not to talk about my tits anymore so that Deja would post them.
Btw, your zipper is closed....fix that.
you like butterscotch clouds,a tambourine?
If you fuckshits let your mind free, maybe ud understand.
I understand lol
and uh ya where are they
if I lived in LA i would like to work with porno movies
There's already enough gay porn actors.
Plantshit wants to be a fluffer
Tybalt, get the fuck off my thread...fucking noob...
And Planty, where do you live?
Planty lives in Sweden, alas he's not smart enough to reply, Lucid.
You should all fuck off.
agreed.
Since when did we start "owning" threads and who the fuck are all these noob dickheads anyway?
Also, does anyone know what film all these kids being shot is taken from?
i learn English by myself
Well that's fucking obvious.
no peeki pani
irrelevant but.... oh bollocks, feel like possum now. no ficking idea,
I hereby claim this thread mine, now you all gtfo. Except angy, we got some unfinished business to attend.
not to butt in on your thread IATG...but, who's angy?
That would be me.
And I'm so not staying on this thread.
*runs in fear*
Nice job, greatest-you fucked it up for everybody lol.
i'll fuck it all up. fuck off.
Seagal goes Postal!
wtf do you you want double c
I think he wants a time machine, so he can go back and give your mother the money she needed for an abortion.
Nice one DC. Postal it is.
peniston?
Little girl is a champ...
Pedobear approves...
He will make use of that new hole.
Worst actor ever.
You misspelled best...
You misspelled suck my cock.
There are so many bad actors to choose from though, what about Keanu Reeves, Mr. monotone?
<in movie preview guy's voice> "Steven Seagal...... in the same shit you've seen over and over and over............ "
other than keanu being monotone he is actually the best/most badass actor ever. you need to check out the "10 reasons why keanu reeves is the best actor ever" list. you'll change your mind.
Postal was such a retarded movie. Somehow strangely entertaining still.
meh, i never really liked his movies all that much.
the beauty of steven seagull is the fact that his acting is so fuckin horrid and hes too fat to lift his legs for karate kicks
and he wear a squirrel on his head.
His movies positively suck dong but yet in the end,i cant get enough.
a squirrel????
grey or red?
Honestly, the best thing about his movies is that he runs like a girl.
what movie is this?
a shit one
its financed with nazi gold.
I watched it about ten times so I could see the chick in the yellow shirt with the large bouncing tits.
think of the children
^pedo
"Fire Down Below": Best movie ever, after "Roadhouse" and "Showgirls".
Showgirls ? are you for real ?
THat's what I was gonna say. Showgirls? Orly?!?!
Roadhouse is a great movie. Showgirls was great masterbatory material when it came out.
roadhouse? patrick swayze roadhouse? i guess you're joking
Showgirls sucked too
Not as bad as Roadhouse, total redneck movie
See? Now you folks have a reason to see "Fire Down Below"
Screw both of you, dik and jamiee. Roadhouse is great and showgirls had Jessie from Saved by the Bell naked.
The bodies were great in Showgirls but it was stupid
showgirls, no idea.
roadhouse, i´m with irish on that. as much as i like to mug ya mate, good movie-.
i am right in thinking that Showgirls had that ridiculous pool sex scene right ?
Roadhouse really is a great movie. The fight scene at the end when Dalton rips the guys throat out is pretty cool. And Showgirls did suck, but Jesse Spanno naked was worth the price of admission.
Now he normally shoots a govt. model 1911 which is a decent sized gun. He has ballooned up so much it looks like a toy with the 1000 point shot. Also, a headshot or two wouldn't hurt.
When Segal dies, bad films will rejoice. Note how he's too fat to do anything that requires excercise other than raise another stickybun to his face.