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  • losingxlucidity
    losingxlucidity 2008-12-21T05:13:50Z says:

    Ok, so I live about 3 miles from this man...No joke...

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-12-21T05:15:25Z says:

      wheee i live like ten miles from shit loads of a list celerities in los angeles.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-21T05:23:38Z says:

      hiya lucid...just to let you know, i'm quitting this dumb-ass GTFO pose...it was getting ridiculous, and i was having problems jerking -off...
      ermmm...i mean "sleeping"...
      women are nice
      pics of boobies are nice
      even YOU are probably nice...
      (if you could just stop being so Whiny)

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-21T05:24:24Z says:

      Well that's cool.

      I live in a small hippie town in northern CA, we don't get those kinds of crazy people here often.

    • ElBoricua
      ElBoricua 2008-12-21T05:27:17Z says:

      No keep going man.
      You never listen to me =]

    • jsloan10
      jsloan10 2008-12-21T05:28:14Z says:

      This must be what its like.....
      When doves cry.............
      Bwaaaaa. sob, sob.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-21T05:29:28Z says:

      Ok possum...
      I'll work on being less whiny...
      In truth though, I'm very much just highly sarcastic in everything I say...But nonetheless...I'll keep my bitching down.

    • jsloan10
      jsloan10 2008-12-21T05:45:37Z says:

      I love you both.

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-12-21T06:04:35Z says:

      starfish and cofee maple story and ham?

      i did that because you got the lyrics wrong asshole

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-21T06:18:18Z says:

      lxl , I always did like you , btw where are those naked pics of you ?

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-21T06:23:55Z says:

      Ummm Aquatit...I do believe we all agreed not to talk about my tits anymore so that Deja would post them.

      Btw, your zipper is closed....fix that.

    • tybalt
      tybalt 2008-12-21T06:25:53Z says:

      you like butterscotch clouds,a tambourine?

    • tybalt
      tybalt 2008-12-21T06:29:03Z says:

      If you fuckshits let your mind free, maybe ud understand.

    • ElBoricua
      ElBoricua 2008-12-21T06:31:18Z says:

      I understand lol
      and uh ya where are they

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-12-21T06:51:09Z says:

      if I lived in LA i would like to work with porno movies

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-12-21T06:55:46Z says:

      There's already enough gay porn actors.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-21T06:56:44Z says:

      Plantshit wants to be a fluffer

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-21T07:01:23Z says:

      Tybalt, get the fuck off my thread...fucking noob...

      And Planty, where do you live?

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-21T08:33:43Z says:

      Planty lives in Sweden, alas he's not smart enough to reply, Lucid.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-12-21T13:07:52Z says:

      You should all fuck off.

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2008-12-21T18:05:48Z says:

      agreed.

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2008-12-21T18:53:21Z says:

      Since when did we start "owning" threads and who the fuck are all these noob dickheads anyway?

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2008-12-21T18:54:38Z says:

      Also, does anyone know what film all these kids being shot is taken from?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-12-21T18:57:25Z says:

      i learn English by myself

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2008-12-21T19:17:50Z says:

      Well that's fucking obvious.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-12-21T23:16:33Z says:

      no peeki pani

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-12-21T23:17:46Z says:

      irrelevant but.... oh bollocks, feel like possum now. no ficking idea,

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-12-22T03:13:44Z says:

      I hereby claim this thread mine, now you all gtfo. Except angy, we got some unfinished business to attend.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-22T03:27:08Z says:

      not to butt in on your thread IATG...but, who's angy?

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-22T04:53:31Z says:

      That would be me.

      And I'm so not staying on this thread.

      *runs in fear*

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-22T06:46:35Z says:

      Nice job, greatest-you fucked it up for everybody lol.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-12-22T13:30:32Z says:

      i'll fuck it all up. fuck off.

  • DoubleC
    DoubleC 2008-12-21T05:42:16Z says:

    Seagal goes Postal!

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-12-21T06:06:23Z says:

      wtf do you you want double c

    • abortedjesus
      abortedjesus 2008-12-21T06:16:19Z says:

      I think he wants a time machine, so he can go back and give your mother the money she needed for an abortion.

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2008-12-21T06:54:59Z says:

      Nice one DC. Postal it is.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-12-21T23:18:41Z says:

      peniston?

  • SteeLxLiver
    SteeLxLiver 2008-12-21T06:14:57Z says:

    Little girl is a champ...

    • ChxMex
      ChxMex 2008-12-21T06:45:27Z says:

      Pedobear approves...
      He will make use of that new hole.

  • abortedjesus
    abortedjesus 2008-12-21T06:16:41Z says:

    Worst actor ever.

    • SteeLxLiver
      SteeLxLiver 2008-12-21T06:38:04Z says:

      You misspelled best...

    • ChxMex
      ChxMex 2008-12-21T06:45:58Z says:

      You misspelled suck my cock.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-21T15:58:05Z says:

      There are so many bad actors to choose from though, what about Keanu Reeves, Mr. monotone?

    • shitdick1
      shitdick1 2008-12-21T18:36:48Z says:

      <in movie preview guy's voice> "Steven Seagal...... in the same shit you've seen over and over and over............ "

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-12-22T13:32:12Z says:

      other than keanu being monotone he is actually the best/most badass actor ever. you need to check out the "10 reasons why keanu reeves is the best actor ever" list. you'll change your mind.

  • leper-chaun
    leper-chaun 2008-12-21T06:56:20Z says:

    Postal was such a retarded movie. Somehow strangely entertaining still.

  • Crashninja
    Crashninja 2008-12-21T08:36:08Z says:

    meh, i never really liked his movies all that much.

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2008-12-21T09:06:53Z says:

      the beauty of steven seagull is the fact that his acting is so fuckin horrid and hes too fat to lift his legs for karate kicks
      and he wear a squirrel on his head.
      His movies positively suck dong but yet in the end,i cant get enough.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-12-21T23:19:50Z says:

      a squirrel????

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-12-21T23:20:04Z says:

      grey or red?

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-22T06:47:54Z says:

      Honestly, the best thing about his movies is that he runs like a girl.

  • RonT
    RonT 2008-12-21T08:38:54Z says:

    what movie is this?

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-12-21T23:20:20Z says:

      a shit one

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2008-12-22T00:40:11Z says:

      its financed with nazi gold.

  • judar
    judar 2008-12-21T09:52:43Z says:

    I watched it about ten times so I could see the chick in the yellow shirt with the large bouncing tits.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-12-21T11:38:31Z says:

    think of the children

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-12-21T11:53:25Z says:

    "Fire Down Below": Best movie ever, after "Roadhouse" and "Showgirls".

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-21T16:09:27Z says:

      Showgirls ? are you for real ?

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2008-12-21T18:06:51Z says:

      THat's what I was gonna say. Showgirls? Orly?!?!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-21T20:29:16Z says:

      Roadhouse is a great movie. Showgirls was great masterbatory material when it came out.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-21T20:47:49Z says:

      roadhouse? patrick swayze roadhouse? i guess you're joking

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-21T20:53:03Z says:

      Showgirls sucked too

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-21T20:53:28Z says:

      Not as bad as Roadhouse, total redneck movie

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-12-21T21:51:31Z says:

      See? Now you folks have a reason to see "Fire Down Below"

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-21T22:03:19Z says:

      Screw both of you, dik and jamiee. Roadhouse is great and showgirls had Jessie from Saved by the Bell naked.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-21T23:15:40Z says:

      The bodies were great in Showgirls but it was stupid

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-12-21T23:23:16Z says:

      showgirls, no idea.

      roadhouse, i´m with irish on that. as much as i like to mug ya mate, good movie-.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-22T00:40:58Z says:

      i am right in thinking that Showgirls had that ridiculous pool sex scene right ?

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-12-22T01:11:34Z says:

      Roadhouse really is a great movie. The fight scene at the end when Dalton rips the guys throat out is pretty cool. And Showgirls did suck, but Jesse Spanno naked was worth the price of admission.

  • rock_strongo
    rock_strongo 2008-12-21T14:42:01Z says:

    Now he normally shoots a govt. model 1911 which is a decent sized gun. He has ballooned up so much it looks like a toy with the 1000 point shot. Also, a headshot or two wouldn't hurt.

  • Brembo66
    Brembo66 2008-12-22T03:45:13Z says:

    When Segal dies, bad films will rejoice. Note how he's too fat to do anything that requires excercise other than raise another stickybun to his face.

jsloan10
posted December 21, 2008

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