and as his big black cock entered my mouth i knew from that day that i was just another fag that likes the black cock as itentered my ass i thought what ihave i become? but i played along the next day i walked up to a guy in the street and put his dick in my mouth and cummed on his toes then he reported rape so i fucked him once more in between his man boobs cumming all over him i knew that i was empty because i couldnt cum anymore that means no more lubrication so i did it the old fashioned way bye spitting on my hand and sloppin it on and then licking it off his ass
when i regained my cum i spiderwebbed him in the eyes he was blind for 3 months
then i went out and fist a bloke in the ass
i went so far in i think i dislocated his organs.....to be continued.
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Comments to Segway Faceplant
hoooow gay....first.
that's nothing to boast about.
neither is being first.
Peace out man
ha ha haa!! right in the face!
That's what she gets for showing off.
fuckface it wasent even the one showing off
The one showing off tripped her, she still showing off.
Fuckface? She got cocky and started speeding up and swerving back and forth. That's showing off to me.
That's your idea of showing off, urkel? Wow... Then why am I not picking up more ladies when I come home from the bar? Bummer.
they were all fucking showing off.. if you have a segway and your in public, those are the only two criteria i need.
and ailement.. you don't have to be good at showing off to do it.. which might explain your problem.
just goes to show you girls cant drive anything with wheels
Except a shopping cart... am I right, guys? Heyooooooooooo!
or a stroller......
Or a wheelchair, if she steps outta line.
or a penis.
your penis has wheels?
kewl
LOL @ Spankys...Heeeeeeeyoooo!
I was hoping it was all of them
These are still the stupidest invention ever.
the 'it' will change the world....
American-Made. Explains a lot.
Really, why cant it be more like a Harley.
harley didn't invent the motorcycle. germans did... i think.
Daimler invented them.
yes, Gottlieb Daimler, a German
HAHAHAA
those are kinda peppy!
was hoping for it to be that first ridiculous bitch extending her legs
i was kinda hoping that all of them would, and have it caused by the stupid bitch showing off!
There is justice in the world!
Who the fuck are you?
I am the lord of retrograde ejaculation...
helements and shin pads people geeee's
helements? helmets you mean?
Kudos to the cameraman for giving us the last-second zoom.
haahahaha, i think that should happen to every single fag that owns one of those
I guessed right!
Yeah well maybe if that dumb ho wouldn't have been leaning back and forth, she'd be able co control it...i mean these things DO balance for you..
Anyone know where this is? Looks like the Mariott Convention Center in Chattanooga TN. Not that it matters.
owned!
and as his big black cock entered my mouth i knew from that day that i was just another fag that likes the black cock as itentered my ass i thought what ihave i become? but i played along the next day i walked up to a guy in the street and put his dick in my mouth and cummed on his toes then he reported rape so i fucked him once more in between his man boobs cumming all over him i knew that i was empty because i couldnt cum anymore that means no more lubrication so i did it the old fashioned way bye spitting on my hand and sloppin it on and then licking it off his ass
when i regained my cum i spiderwebbed him in the eyes he was blind for 3 months
then i went out and fist a bloke in the ass
i went so far in i think i dislocated his organs.....to be continued.
Where the hell is that permaban hammer at when you need it?