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Self-aggrandizing "hottie" shirts make you look like a bitch

There are two types of girls who buy these shirts: 13-year-old junior-high brats, and 29-year-old chicks who are too tan and wear way too much lip gloss, and try desperately to look like they're younger than 29. The real problem here is that women who wear these shirts start to believe their own bullshit after a while. The shirt at the top emblazoned with the phrase "you say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing" epitomises this attitude. Guess what? It is a bad thing

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Comments to Self-aggrandizing "hottie" shirts make you look like a bitch

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2008-08-11T04:05:51Z says:

    I own that sexsi shirt and wear it all the time

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-08-11T04:31:45Z says:

      BAHAHAHAHAHA.....

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-08-11T16:31:08Z says:

      did they make it in a XXXL??

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-08-11T17:07:14Z says:

      no i wear it as a xs

    • NikoxBellic
      NikoxBellic 2008-08-11T18:10:06Z says:

      dont bring back extra medium

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2008-08-12T05:44:58Z says:

      ^a.k.a "smedium"

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-08-12T10:25:01Z says:

      Do you wear it on your fat thigh, Cumcrave?

    • crackface
      crackface 2008-09-12T02:42:25Z says:

      xxxxxl wouldnt even fit his fat thigh

  • 6stringthrasher
    6stringthrasher 2008-08-11T04:07:46Z says:

    funny how all fat ugly girls wear these.

    • Soah
      Soah 2008-08-11T08:49:15Z says:

      i've never touched one.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-08-11T17:27:11Z says:

      He meant Vicsin.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-08-12T01:25:07Z says:

      Don't be talkin about my wife motherfucker!!!

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-08-12T04:54:09Z says:

      dont worry soah... i'd bang you

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2008-08-11T04:11:08Z says:

    I'm too hot to read that novel as the description....

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-11T16:51:45Z says:

      ya it's stupid long..no way in hell i'm making somebody else read that then tell me what it says

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-08-11T17:09:39Z says:

      I can't be bothered

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-11T17:26:17Z says:

      It says;
      "There are two types of girls who buy...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-11T17:33:19Z says:

      i could only get to Th

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-11T18:20:07Z says:

      Stamina, that's what it takes, dik, stamina.

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-11T18:25:58Z says:

      you must have paced yourself

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-11T18:42:19Z says:

      thinking about fat lasses usually works

    • perineum
      perineum 2008-08-11T21:56:31Z says:

      Good one, guys.

  • Funnyguy
    Funnyguy 2008-08-11T04:29:25Z says:

    Only jailbait wears these and not even the hot jailbail either

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-08-11T04:33:25Z says:

    http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

    diaf

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-08-11T04:34:14Z says:

      Crocs they look like shit and make your feet smell

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-08-11T09:55:08Z says:

      Still the best shoe when working in a hospital

    • HareTrinity
      HareTrinity 2008-08-11T10:10:06Z says:

      Red lipstick makes you look like a clown!

    • NikoxBellic
      NikoxBellic 2008-08-11T18:10:56Z says:

      exactly where i got it from. i found this one the funniest tho

    • AmazingYin
      AmazingYin 2008-08-12T01:39:52Z says:

      way to completely type verbatim what someone else has already said Niko, you unoriginal piece of shit. if you can't write your own subtitles then stop posting, it's pathetic

  • Darktide5
    Darktide5 2008-08-11T06:18:32Z says:

    Yes, we have all been to the site, fuck off.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-08-11T11:42:00Z says:

      No, and some of us refuse to go!

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-08-12T01:27:11Z says:

      I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.

  • JubJub
    JubJub 2008-08-11T12:02:53Z says:

    Why are you ripping off maddox and pretending its your own material?

    • CervicalCancer
      CervicalCancer 2008-08-11T13:58:16Z says:

      yeah nigga, im high

    • NikoxBellic
      NikoxBellic 2008-08-11T18:11:48Z says:

      who said id came up with it on my own mr.last 0 submitted

    • JubJub
      JubJub 2008-08-11T20:22:32Z says:

      lol, ok if me posting nothing makes a difference, i don't see any quotes or anything. It doesn't make sense on its own you got to read the whole article.

    • AmazingYin
      AmazingYin 2008-08-12T01:41:15Z says:

      I fully agree with JubJub...it's pathetic that you're literally stealing verbatim what Maddox already wrote a LONG time ago...stop stealing people's writing and write your own shit, ass-rag

  • dik
    dik 2008-08-11T13:41:08Z says:

    i don't get it

  • elchris
    elchris 2008-08-11T15:05:22Z says:

    nikoxbellic the only thing you shoud be submitting is a video where you violently kill yourself

    • NikoxBellic
      NikoxBellic 2008-08-11T18:12:31Z says:

      right after you submit one of your many hardcore gay porns as "panty boy"

    • loopy5689
      loopy5689 2008-08-12T00:43:53Z says:

      oh good one there niko bellic. that name sounds familiar, like it came from a video game or something. you can't even come up with an original name jackass

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-08-12T01:30:06Z says:

      Mine came from a TV show with the month and year of my birthday added to it. I'm not that smart, my wife did it for me.

    • loopy5689
      loopy5689 2008-08-12T23:44:00Z says:

      your wife did mine too, after she sucked my dick

  • Best-comment-winner-is...
    Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-08-11T16:31:31Z says:

    another stupid post

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2008-08-11T17:28:09Z says:

    Why the fuck is this shit on here?

    • AmazingYin
      AmazingYin 2008-08-12T01:43:46Z says:

      because Niko Bellic (real original name, by the way) likes to steal other peoples' work and try to take credit for it on his own...what a complete douchefag. i hope the next thing he posts is him shooting himself in the face with a nail gun, it's the only thing that could make up for his dumbfuck shitposts

  • TiredGuy
    TiredGuy 2008-08-11T18:55:25Z says:

    actually, lots of 5-year-olds wear stuff like the "princess" shirt.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-11T19:06:00Z says:

      Oh yeah? An expert on what 5 year old girls wear, are you?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-11T19:07:02Z says:

      Just take a seat...

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-08-11T20:50:19Z says:

      haha...fugs wants to be in on it!!

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-08-12T00:35:53Z says:

      What I don't get is parents buying their little girls those sweat pants that say "juicy" and "princess" across the ass.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-08-12T01:35:10Z says:

      I always ask them if I could be the judge of that but they are all to naive to understand the question.

  • BlueArmy1984
    BlueArmy1984 2008-08-12T07:04:23Z says:

    So what? The "Cum Dumpster" shirts weren't good enough for this list or something?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-12T17:59:53Z says:

      No, but they're obviously good enough for you.

NikoxBellic
posted August 11, 2008

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