Self Facial System!

For only 19.95 we will re-route your HOOOOLLLLEEEEE so you can SHOOT YOUR FUCKING SELF IN THE FACE!!! In 3 different angles! 45Â° 90Â° and OUT THE FUCKING SIDE! OHHHHH SHIT! Freaking Assholes are LINING THE STREETS for this deal so get your silly little DICK down to AL'S DOLPHIN PUNCTURES and get AWESOMEFIED!

penis modification

Terrapin 2009-07-14T04:44:15Z says:
the worst description ever for a picture....too fucking long and very stupid
TwoBit 2009-07-14T04:50:46Z says:
I fail to see a point to this. :/
- toolman961 2009-07-14T04:52:18Z says:
  So you don't shoot your jizz all over your face when you masterbate.
- TwoBit 2009-07-14T05:04:11Z says:
  There's no fun in that.
- smerf 2009-07-14T14:35:14Z says:
  Oh, I dunno. I think it would be fun to jizz all over your face.
- Barret 2009-07-14T14:58:37Z says:
  Thats what seemen
toolman961 2009-07-14T04:53:08Z says:
Call Rotorooter today for all your plumbing needs.
Vomitcircus 2009-07-14T05:02:39Z says:
By the size I'm going to say...Asian
LucesDarkness 2009-07-14T05:50:40Z says:
One of these would make public urinals more interesting.
fries-please 2009-07-14T09:58:38Z says:
i'd just use a 90degree copper elbow