Self made double dong

Comments to Self made double dong

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  BenOfBodom 2007-10-19T04:05:51Z says:

  this must be that cucumber dude from yesterday 3 years later

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    zxcv 2007-10-19T05:09:43Z says:

    yea Im gona go throw up now. thanks.
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  AlbinoNegroLover 2007-10-19T04:06:46Z says:

  looks like an angry fish

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    Archman 2007-10-19T04:47:21Z says:

    I kinda see it.
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    1rish1 2007-10-19T04:49:50Z says:

    anger is a gift
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  Kilo-Maniac 2007-10-19T04:07:46Z says:

  This thing was in dune for sure.

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    DickNixonJr 2007-10-19T17:23:44Z says:

    Muadib Muadib!
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    cheekycov 2007-10-19T17:34:17Z says:

    All I see is Atriedes scum!
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    smerf 2007-10-20T03:20:27Z says:

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Shai Halud.
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  dik 2007-10-19T04:12:30Z says:

  yukky

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    Apathy 2007-10-19T04:37:40Z says:

    ikky
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    master-zebulon 2007-10-19T04:56:25Z says:

    yumbo-licious
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  TiredGuy 2007-10-19T04:12:55Z says:

  Don't worry about that necrosis, it's nothing...

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    Dislexyc 2007-10-20T23:05:05Z says:

    ^^watches to much House
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  Asphalt 2007-10-19T04:18:26Z says:

  Jeeze, my faith in humanity can only go so low...

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    Archman 2007-10-19T04:46:29Z says:

    It helps to have low expectations.
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  drmikescott 2007-10-19T04:27:13Z says:

  do these people even think about having sex again? actuly i guess the question is 'did they ever?'

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    Johnson994 2007-11-02T02:55:46Z says:

    I bet he does have sex.
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  dik 2007-10-19T04:39:29Z says:

  might as well cut it off....and film it and submit it

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    Archman 2007-10-19T04:46:57Z says:

    Hell, mail the damn thing to Deja.
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    Apathy 2007-10-19T04:51:26Z says:

    I'm pretty sure that's the last thing she wants to find in her mailbox.
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    cshoe86 2007-10-19T04:58:51Z says:

    your right dik might as well cut it off. no chance it will ever work properly again. poor bastard
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    dik 2007-10-19T05:21:19Z says:

    poor bastard? he kinda had it coming?....not anymore!
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    kagemaru026 2007-10-19T12:38:51Z says:

    awwwwww...one for team bad pun.
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    cheekycov 2007-10-19T17:35:11Z says:

    GO TEAM BAD PUN!
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    BenOfBodom 2007-10-19T22:19:55Z says:

    so this guy is making a salad. his mate is a bit peckish and walks into the room. he fancies helping himself to the fresh green vegetables, but the chef of the moment is having none of it. undeterred, the hungry fellow implores, "Oh come on mate, lettuce have a bit"
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    cheekycov 2007-10-20T14:09:15Z says:

    A teacher was in class going over farm animals with her children.
    "John, what do Cows say?", she asked
    "Moo!" Shouted John.
    "Good. Helen, what do Sheep say?" asked the teacher
    "Baa!" Replied Helen.
    "Nice. Jimmy, what do pigs say?"
    Jimmy replied with "Get down you black bastard, armed police!"
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    cheekycov 2007-10-20T14:10:12Z says:

    A chicken walks up to a duck stood at the side of the road, and says 'Don't do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it!'
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    cheekycov 2007-10-20T14:11:27Z says:

    How do you know if your girlfriend is too young for you?

    You have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth.
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    kagemaru026 2007-10-20T18:51:27Z says:

    oh god. i lawled long and hard at that one.
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  redsun0032 2007-10-19T05:06:42Z says:

  I just find it hard to believe that, some people would let a wonderful thing like there penis, go through so much torment.

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    Apathy 2007-10-19T05:14:54Z says:

    Don't lie, you beat yours like it owes you money.
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    JackSteel 2007-10-19T05:50:12Z says:

    Maybe it was unrequested...
    I mean torture in a prison for example...
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  Agent-G 2007-10-19T05:24:49Z says:

  hydrogen peroxide maybe?
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  CheechWizard 2007-10-19T05:27:32Z says:

  Its a good conversation starter.

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    jamiee1869 2007-10-19T05:47:05Z says:

    yea, i always whip out my dick to break the ice
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    jamiee1869 2007-10-20T16:32:27Z says:

    That is, if I had one.
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  JackSteel 2007-10-19T05:49:09Z says:

  The black colour looks healthy.
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  K-Billy 2007-10-19T06:48:48Z says:

  I just might ask, does it hurt to pee?

  
  I really fucking hate retards that do this shit to themselves. But I guess the + side to this is they will never be able to procreate again.

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    kagemaru026 2007-10-19T12:39:59Z says:

    hey good point! every time i look at a mutilation pic now, i'm gonna smile.
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  Plantshit 2007-10-19T07:51:13Z says:

  art at its finest!
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  HighClassPieceOfShit 2007-10-19T08:34:17Z says:

  That guy shaves too much. Look at all that chafing. Yuck !
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  Plantshit 2007-10-19T13:03:56Z says:

  Thing: Faaaather...
  Plantshit: No hank did just go and take a dump
  Thing: HAAAAAAAAANKY!!
  Plantshit: shut the fuck up turd *punch it*
  HankChinaski: What a hell are you doing PLANTASTIC!
  Plantshit: With your intelligent lvl it wouldnt be hard to figure out, can i kil your child.
  HankChinaski: No , kids are beutiful and innocent like Banana skids.
  Plantshit: Yeah right, meat as meat Hank , he have your tapir mothers look.
  HankChinaski: Oh really i didnt noticed, thanks im so proud of my offspring , i will work hard as a workerant to maybe lvl up to the drone lvl when im 55 years old. Yippie the society is so kind to the workers ants.
  Plantshit: Thats fucked up, i have flush down more beutiful things then your kid in the toilet. This thing deserve better then living , like be thrown into a lion pit, thats the only humane thing to do.
  Hankchinaski: Humane thing , did you know i have a master degree in math and physics, im so cool and intelligent.
  Plantshit: Atleast im not a virgin.
  Hankchinaski: Come on , i lost it years ago.
  Plantshit: a watermelon doesnt count as meat....meat as meat hank, if would tell me that u had fuck an meatloaf i would belive you .
  Hankchinaski: You are a fukktard, you so dumb and stupid and im so educated .
  Plantshit: whatever , i have work to do at the pub , cya.

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    Asphalt 2007-10-19T14:13:42Z says:

    Sorry Hank, we're gonna have to let you go. You've been outsourced by plantshit's imagination...
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    dik 2007-10-19T14:23:38Z says:

    plantshit..jesus take your pills
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    HankChinaski 2007-10-19T14:43:55Z says:

    Wow, that is pretty cool.
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    HankChinaski 2007-10-19T14:44:17Z says:

    Except that my son is a turd.
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    BenOfBodom 2007-10-19T17:30:19Z says:

    what the fuck
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    cheekycov 2007-10-19T17:36:58Z says:

    *Stands in awe and amazement at the sheer madness of plantshits post*
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    DickNixonJr 2007-10-19T17:39:01Z says:

    He must be drunk.
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    Plantshit 2007-10-19T17:48:41Z says:

    im not drunk and dont take any pills except legal training pills.
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    DickNixonJr 2007-10-19T17:55:13Z says:

    And birth control
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    HankChinaski 2007-10-19T17:57:38Z says:

    And crazy pills!
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    Asphalt 2007-10-19T18:25:19Z says:

    And magical skittle pills!
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    cheekycov 2007-10-19T18:59:24Z says:

    And HRT pills
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    kagemaru026 2007-10-20T18:53:25Z says:

    wait, what exactly is a "legal training pill?"
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    Plantshit 2007-10-20T21:24:38Z says:

    muscle growing pills that you can buy from a store.
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  Delilah 2007-10-19T19:13:03Z says:

  nice accessories.
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  supergiant 2007-10-19T20:12:10Z says:

  was it worth it
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  Starrsky 2007-10-19T20:57:15Z says:

  This makes me sad and even hurt a little...I am still amazed at how the human penis works...
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  vixen 2007-10-19T22:00:27Z says:

  wait until he gets ganggreen in that shit... looks like grandmas saggin tits all lumpy
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  heldunder 2007-10-19T23:24:29Z says:

  >OMG thats awesome... but i think the black parts are bad >.>
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  CheechWizard 2007-10-20T05:13:46Z says:

  Must be tough to get through airport security.
  "um sir, step through please"
  beeep beeep beeep
  Oh, must be my keys. ching.
  beep beep beep
  Maybe my belt. clunk.
  beeep beep beep.
  Oh, my bad. its the 20 ball bearings I keep in my split penis.

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    jamiee1869 2007-10-20T23:02:18Z says:

    That's hilarious. lol. He gets cavaty searched every time he wants to fly.
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    MrFugsmucker 2007-10-20T23:18:46Z says:

    Cavity, dear, cavity.
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  wildthang4u 2007-10-20T05:31:34Z says:

  Why do people do things like this?
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  Dislexyc 2007-10-20T23:05:24Z says:

  I still prefer the vid of the guy cutting his own cock head off...
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  vixen 2008-01-12T02:24:14Z says:

  dont be angry at your dick.. its not his fault you got a disease.. then you go and rip him to shreds?
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  Dragoness 2008-09-14T05:10:41Z says:

  why the fucking fuck do some guys do this to their cock? jesus...