Sorry us fat guys arent as cool as you black guys...you cant turn on the TV without seing a commercial with some brotha dancing around like a fucking idiot to some horrible half assed remake of "You cant touch this" by MC Hammer.
Funny thing is im not black so that was pretty irrelevant, but if you wanna play that card its down to who gets more sex, black guys, or fat losers like you? Being cool is about how much sex you get.
Anyways, so how many pairs of jeans shorts do you own BlackTee you anarchist punk, pasty white euro trash, shirt looks like a dishrag, needin to take a shower, inbreed lookin, big eared, ginormous forehead havin, baked bean eatin, soccer donkey.
Hmm, DICKFINGERS, you try to hard to think of trash talk, gimme some dribblecore mind brain on the double you little father peeping closet boy, only time you seen a pussy in your hands was when you where holding a mirror directly at your face.
Again with the same repeated bullshit. Blackiee don't blame me because you can't get laid lookin like a cancer patient on meth. You could always buy pussy like your father.
Repeated bullshit, I love how you only read the first half, so ill repeat it, nly time you seen a pussy in your hands was when you where holding a mirror directly at your face. Your comment was as weak as seven days.
Somehow I magically found a website designed for a pun about the name PUSSYHANDS? Yeah. The only pussy you'll see in your hands is if you make a clone of yourself and grab it, DICKFINGERS.
Weak as seven days is a great pun yes, weak (week) idiot, seven days are in a week, its a word that you say the same, retard you don't even know what a punchline is ahahah.
Your just jealous because you can't figure out what a pun is, its usually based on a double meaning to a word. retard, you couldn't knock me out the game if I sat down the control pad and went for a shit.
A kid should never be bought a plastic play house thing. Give em nails and some third rate lumber and send em into the woods... or into the neighbor's yard...
The fatties and cripples and retards will mostly be killed off in the hard years ahead, and with the remaining worthwhile genes a new age of human growth will begin until we become complacent again and allow the scum to breed more than the superiors.
Fat kid-"ok so here the script for our ACTION movie, im gonna yell cops, run jump over the house roll on the floor whip out my gun and blast them fools" camera guy - " ok, ready action.." fat kid- "shit cops!..::begins to run attempts to jump::...::snap krackle pop:: fatkid-"auhhg!!!!" cam kid- "are u ok? maybe we should try making a comedy?"....haha BURN!
Comments to served by plastic house.
Served like starters, stupid fatty.
Sorry us fat guys arent as cool as you black guys...you cant turn on the TV without seing a commercial with some brotha dancing around like a fucking idiot to some horrible half assed remake of "You cant touch this" by MC Hammer.
Funny thing is im not black so that was pretty irrelevant, but if you wanna play that card its down to who gets more sex, black guys, or fat losers like you? Being cool is about how much sex you get.
Anyways, so how many pairs of jeans shorts do you own BlackTee you anarchist punk, pasty white euro trash, shirt looks like a dishrag, needin to take a shower, inbreed lookin, big eared, ginormous forehead havin, baked bean eatin, soccer donkey.
That doesn't include your dads feet while he sleeps, fat little perv.
Hmm, DICKFINGERS, you try to hard to think of trash talk, gimme some dribblecore mind brain on the double you little father peeping closet boy, only time you seen a pussy in your hands was when you where holding a mirror directly at your face.
Again with the same repeated bullshit. Blackiee don't blame me because you can't get laid lookin like a cancer patient on meth. You could always buy pussy like your father.
Repeated bullshit, I love how you only read the first half, so ill repeat it, nly time you seen a pussy in your hands was when you where holding a mirror directly at your face. Your comment was as weak as seven days.
Yep see it that time? thats called annihilating your unwitty wannabe trash talk.
Wow, you even threw in a pun, plus 5 to your fag status.
You called me a soccer donkey, I win in the first round, your fathers feet are awaiting you retard, go have fun touching them.
You want to pull another one-liner off joke website for me?
The only thing you ever won was a Ewen Bremner look alike contest.
Somehow I magically found a website designed for a pun about the name PUSSYHANDS? Yeah. The only pussy you'll see in your hands is if you make a clone of yourself and grab it, DICKFINGERS.
That wasn't even a punchline ahah rofl, the only hole you've seen was in the sink and you sitll couldn't get it wet virginhands.
Thats not a pun, "weak as seven days" is. Stop flogging the dolphin to Highlander and pay attention.
Weak as seven days is a great pun yes, weak (week) idiot, seven days are in a week, its a word that you say the same, retard you don't even know what a punchline is ahahah.
Your just jealous because you can't figure out what a pun is, its usually based on a double meaning to a word. retard, you couldn't knock me out the game if I sat down the control pad and went for a shit.
I just said that tard.
*Wipes ass with Sex Pistol's shirt.
Your still jealous, your as green as your fathers toes with envy.
So im still a bit drunk and read it wrong? Go on make a deal out of it as if you were haggling.
I bet you thought you had it easy like robbing money from a cripple, thinking I was going to hit out with some friendcore brain bullshit.
You sound pissed off like when you found out your girlfriend's "beauty mark" was really genital herpes and her "cough" was actually chlamydia.
I have to go serve my twelve pound cock to this needy bitch. So fuck you in advance for any shitty comments posted here after.
The only thing you'll be serving is your dads sweaty feet, you loony pervert, oh and, fuck you too, DICKFINGERS.
stop the cat fight!!!
^stfu.... get some popcorn and enjoy it...
Winning an arguement on the internet is like winning the special olympics... you are still a retard.
^People that still insist on using that statement are even more retarded. Just let it die in peace for fuck's sake!
original piece of shit there alda!
Really Alda, don't say that again...ever..
FUCK YOU WHUNU!
He was just gonna crash through the roof anyways...
Smerf's childhood videos?
....annnnnd you're a cocksucker
A kid should never be bought a plastic play house thing. Give em nails and some third rate lumber and send em into the woods... or into the neighbor's yard...
damn right asphalt. thats how we did it back in the day.
we made our own tree houses.
Fuckin' right!
Back in the day I was too poor to own a tree let alone a tree house :(
Fucking hilarious.
The most suprising part of this video: The fat bastard was actually running.......Drumrave was this a home video?
It was the last time he ever ran, and to think he could have turned out differently if he didn't screw it up.
He was too winded to stop.
Dumbass wouldn't have turned out any different. Could be worse I suppose.
Damn, I love it when fatties fall over.
Cocks!
Fag
2 burgers and a bag a chips and he'll be fine....
2 girls 1 cup and we'll all be fine....
*pukes
matt.....matt damon?
Y do parents let their kids get this fat
So they will die faster.
The fatties and cripples and retards will mostly be killed off in the hard years ahead, and with the remaining worthwhile genes a new age of human growth will begin until we become complacent again and allow the scum to breed more than the superiors.
Fat kid-"ok so here the script for our ACTION movie, im gonna yell cops, run jump over the house roll on the floor whip out my gun and blast them fools" camera guy - " ok, ready action.." fat kid- "shit cops!..::begins to run attempts to jump::...::snap krackle pop:: fatkid-"auhhg!!!!" cam kid- "are u ok? maybe we should try making a comedy?"....haha BURN!
haha SUCK!
not having avatars is scary to me
Its like the early stages of communism
bichofelix@hotmail.com
hahaha
have you been talking to him on MSN, hank?
What's this crap under the comments where it used to say "Posted 5 FUCKING hours ago"?
Sup? you can't tell the time once it hits 13:00?
yeah, what the fuck happened to mucho?
please, god, tell me that this is only temporary!
I hope so. I don't like it.
everything was crazy this mornin12:00am on i bet alotta posts didn't make it
suck it up princesses
it's only temporary while admin figures out what's fucking up with the servers
*curls up in the corner whimpering* make it stop... Make it stop!
i can't read this new crap.. have you peope never heard of timezones!?
*cries himself to sleep*
Pussies.
baglicker^
Fatties and midgets are the foundation of all humour. No joke however hard you try is ever entirely non-related to fatties and midgets.
Or niggers.
or injuries