BTW, it happened to me once, I swear I saw my arms getting thinner while putting on my pants. Also if you factor in "jumping from a second floor balcony by hanging from the railing a while" And "finding your left sneaker in the dark after jumping" oh and "pushing your car in neutral far enough to turn it on so as to not make any noise" I'd say you lose like 3 lbs. Now I've shared too much...
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Ha, this was posted in the coatcheck of the last bar I worked.
not bad lol
i think the readings should be twice the price
Haha, with your wife knocking at the door... that's priceless.
Return of the sexercizes.
I bet i cud shoot my load quicker then anyone could read this lol
What about "with her husband knocking at the door?" I'd say like 6000+ calories
BTW, it happened to me once, I swear I saw my arms getting thinner while putting on my pants. Also if you factor in "jumping from a second floor balcony by hanging from the railing a while" And "finding your left sneaker in the dark after jumping" oh and "pushing your car in neutral far enough to turn it on so as to not make any noise" I'd say you lose like 3 lbs. Now I've shared too much...
opening her bra with one hand should be less calories than two, since all you have to do in snap your fingers.
I never learned to read.
since ive never done this, i guess it must be why im fat!...or it must have been the food...damn you food.