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is that bicho under the horse?
it is
It's Bichos natural work place. Normally only does donkeys, must have made his whole week (or should that be hole weak).
zing!
She doesn't look very excited.
well she's seen bigger
well deja was right thats a crazy horse pic
That rig looks cruel!
I kid, dik, I kid.:)
Have you ever seen that movie with Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau? I cant quite remember the name....
Grumpy Old Men?
Trying to make peace with a pacifist through humor, go figure.
I'm not sure what you're getting at but, I'm not a pacifist.....In fact, well, you know me!
I was trying to talk dik down from his angry tree.
are you still cryin about that man?...christ
Hes joking dik, you seem uptight recently <-coming from a Brit, that means alot!
well the cruel thing was abit of a overreaction on my part ...but not much.i don't care what he says. but that's ALL he says to me. whatever ..meat as meat
What the fuck does "meat as meat" mean? Yuo say that alot and I've never heard it
Plantshit said a long time ago.
^it
Which indicates it doesnt actually mean anything. Plantshit is like an artificial intelligence programme with unfinished algorithms....now & again youll get a little sense but its generally the incoherent ramblings of a retard!
plantshit has a personality factor though. he's crazy yeah but a good crazy
like gary busey crazy
"gary busey crazy" That's good Dik, I'll have to use that one sometime.
haha gary busey crazy.. how do you come up sith that..
The sith? Where?
ehm.. nowhere!! *pushes darth vader back into the closet*
Yay, I'm back : ( I wish I haden't gone.
Welcome back Fugsmucker, but you should have sparted with a stoonerism.
That would make it " Bay I'm yak", but that's just wrong.
So where is Yak?
He & Deja are at her parents house.
*parents basement
Imagine the stunned silence as they walk in to find deja's dad at the computer looking at mucho. Presuming of course her parents don't know about they run this site.
*scratch the "about"
my parents know about the site and ask me how it's doing and stuff. they even tell people when asked what i do for a living. my dad's pretty proud of me for owning my own company at age 27 and stuff.
Hehe... great engineering...^^
Yea, that horse is really hung.
lol, wow now ive seen everything. Never knew horses fucked people, how can that even fit???
ask Bicho, he knows.
I'd post some horse x Girl stuff up here if I could
It's why Bicho has a notoriously bad arse. True story!
*shigh* modern art.
i like how she's wearing the mask as if to hide her identity.
I think the horse wishes he had a mask too.
lmao @ you both
i think the HORSE put the mask on her.
LMFAO at all of that
Looks like Joel-Peter Witkin's work. His stuff is pretty fucking cool (bizarre, grotesque).
That's right, you enjoy his work. I bet you perfome it in real life right? Now stick a horses dick down your mouth and gag it! hank. GAG IT!!!! YOU FUCKING WHITETRASHMOTHERFUCKER..GAG IT!!!
http://www.correnticalde.com/joelpeterwitkin/
Remove any spaces.
who that fuck is that?
is that you as zorro hank? or one of your favorite artist or poets or some shit that you like..What the fuck are you trying to prove man..
that he is not as lame as you.
Dumbfuck, it's the guy that made this picture. If you click on the guy, then more of his pictures come up.
But, you don't need to bother, really.
alright man..keep your cool..man..i'ts ok. you like art..shit..have you notice delilah is up there..Hey delilah yo quiero acer el amor contigo..
Stop stalking her you fucking knob jockey.
you fuck horse cocks bicho
It's been argued for years. What is the true purpose of the Internet? An easy pathway for the exchange of ideas from one learning institute to another? To mash all of our cultures together with availability to all information about our every lives. To leap the barrier of language with easy translator engines and bridge the gap of all societies? No Children, It's this^^conversation right here.
This is what it's really all about.
*smiles brightly*
Wow, I was part of a conversation that represents "what its all about."
*Reaches for bottle*
*Hic*
bitcho, it's almost unbelievable how fucking stupid you are.. really, if you aren't a 12 year old, you sure as hell do your best to make yourself look like one.
hank starts off with a little info(for whoeever is interested), and you respond with this;
"That's right, you enjoy his work. I bet you perfome it in real life right? Now stick a horses dick down your mouth and gag it! hank. GAG IT!!!! YOU FUCKING WHITETRASHMOTHERFUCKER..GAG IT!!!"
hank explains some more, even links us. and still you're trying to get him with your lame zorro jokes..
and eventually, you even dare to say; "alright man..keep your cool..man..i'ts ok. you like art"
who the fuck was freaking out like a little fucking mongoloid about nothing? you!
seriously, if you still don't understand why most of MS thinks you're a little tard, then you maybe even more of a tard than i thought. there.
really, bitcho, your ignorance amazes me..
He he...Just what I was thinking. Nice one.
thanks for posting that link to witkin's stuff, hank. its very different, i like it.
Sure.
Hi ho Silver, get laid!
Aint bestiality illegal in the US and Canada?
Depends on the state. For instance, I believe it's still legal in Washington, though they may have changed that recently.
...so long as you dont have an ice cream cone in your back pocket.
it isnt illegal if no one finds out
haha
She;s pretty damn ugly,i'm surprised the horse was able to get it up
Hey guys, Deja and Yak are gone. PARTY!!!!!!!!
what's your idea of "party"?
Take off your clothes, WOOOOOOOO!
yeah, i though so, sorry, looks like it might be a party of one.
NOPE!! I just got NECKED!!! WHOOOHOO Sword fight!!!!
now it's a party.
C'mon, you know you want to. We can spam the site, say what we want and not get banned. Break the rules. WOOOOOOOO!
McMurphy: We're just having a little party.
Orderly Turkle: Party my ass this ain't no nightclub!
good book.
Yep.
Ill have to read that.
Yes I had to Wiki the reference..
TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA.....this is the party right?
Wooooo!!! *starts dancing naked*
Damn smerf..Cant take you anywhere.
*Gropes Delilah*
*pukes over girlslaughingatyou*
*Whips out penis and shakes it on the slightest suggestion*
WOO HOO....Hanks shaking his thing!
*Bleurgh*
Sorry Starrsky...
you know i never thought about this whole ban-free atmosphere
Watch out dik. Someone may have been given special banning authority, with instructions to watch YOU closely. Not saying I know anything about that, though.
hahahaha
so someone still has access to "the button"?...damn...
(puts clothes back on)
Am I too late for the party? *already was naked*
You just get home?
^ coughcoughTiredGuycoughcough
*slips in cheekycovs sick*
Jack & coke PLEEEEEEASEE
I will just sit down here and watch the excitement here develop if you should see, um see, zzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
WOOOHOOOO....YEAH...Let's go streakin! C*hick*'mon! Everyone, lets go STREAKIN!
*heads for the door*
That reminds me of Will Farrell in Old School.
*closes the door*
rofl hahahahahaha ..WE GOT HIS CLOTHES!!!
total silence
^ignore that
Damn, they've got all my clothes.
Oh well.....
TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA
* awkwardly sitting in silence over in the corner, hoping no-one notices me and makes me leave the first party I've ever been to.
I noticed you forgot to put the * at the end of your statement... now get the fuck out of here
Hey, you fucking weirdo, you weren't invited. Get the fuck outta here. [said while licking Delilah's shoe]
*Drop kicks Hank*
Get away from her!!!
I wouldn't lick that, it's been up my ass.
yours too Arch....
*Bursts back in with more booze*
YEAH.....eh? Yours to Super?
Yay, more booze! Who's purple strap on is this?
Must be Kojach's. Who let that ass pirate in?
If more girls don't show up, we're gonna have to order some strippers!
Does anyone have OhSnap's number?
*Dials 911*
Yes orificer send the *hic* strippers right now! Pronto! ASAP! Hello....
*starts dancing around like the guys from Green Leaf*
One girl does not make a party. I'm gonna go get my Trish Stratus Cardboard cut out.
So I missed another good party...story of my life.
Missed? Yak and Deja are gonna be gone for Days. Party On!!!!!!
I've just been behind the couch rigging a C4 charge...
*moves to the kitchen quickly and quietly*
I've got some felt pens, who's asleep already?
Kojackoff, he's on the couch over by DickNic.
We need to watch Fugsmucker, he's running two threads at the same time and he let it shlip..shorry..slip that he might be Yak.
Wha ya duinnnn...ya fukaaa, Fug imna kick yourrr arssssse
the banning shit you guys keep carrying on about isn't funny, and i'm pretty sure i told you all a while ago to drop it
Woah, threats of violence. I'm gonna be handing out bans all over the place :)
SHIT! ...LEG IT!!!
Told you, I fuggin tolt you..Fugshmucker iss Yak in dishguise
Ahm a running after you boy!
(Only joking Deja, honest.)
Shit, it's me that's running now!
Not a chucking fance.I left already.
I lucking feft before you.
Btw I found a shoe on my way out and it smells of shit, who does it belong to?
I'm with Boom. LEG IT!!!!!
*starting to come round*
Wha?...Who?...Shit?...C4?...Yak?...Deja?
LEG IT!!
awww , I just got here w/ the keg.
Ahhhh, just in time. :)
Shhhhhhh, party starts again at 12:00, mucho time.
Damn, Deja was like mom coming home early!!
Yeah, I was jackin off too.
uhhh, can someone give me directions?
I hope we don't all get grounded.
Ever been to LA?
Yeah, It's the First pic at 12:00
i'm on my way to the local store for some booze, i might be late.
Don't dottle, we need you for fodder.
The MS store sells Booze?
deja, why are you taking our banning jokes so seriously? i don't know if you've noticed, but they're 'JOKES'!!
we're not constantly terrified of being banned, and we know you guys don't do it just like that, but you must really let it go now.. if we can't make jokes about that, than your 'free speech'speech was a fucking lie, i'm sorry, i don't want to piss you off anymore, but i'm sure i'm not the only one feeling about it this way.. you don't give a shit if we make racist jokes or whatever, but when we make jokes concerning you/yak, you immediately go back to angry-deja mode..
why can't you see it from our perspective, they're harmless jokes, we don't have hard feelings towards you or yak, but i'm starting to get annoyed by how much i have to watch my words around you, lately..
seriously, if that dik-banning thing never happened, you two(or at least you, cause yak hasn't really said anything about it since the incident) would also laugh about these banning jokes..
fuck, i could really need some backup guys.. :P
I'm right behind you Vic.
Admittedly about 300 miles behind you, but I'm still there.
finally.. i was starting to feel lonely here!
*says nothing while lookin not quite scared but certainly concerned
seriously i think the banning jokes are really funny.and its not insulting at all to anyone so ...
I agree Vic, except that I've been irritated about it from the beginning.
"i told you all a while ago to drop it." like she's speaking to a bunch of kids.
She can be a real humorless bitch. I think she's got a lemon shoved up her box.
see you in a month hank
Im behind you too Vic, granted im a little back, just out of banning distance...you know what Deja is like, I dont want to go getting caught up in the banning proceedings.
I find some of the banning jokes funny, but sometimes folk take it a bit too far.(Hank: She can be a real humorless bitch. I think she's got a lemon shoved up her box.) Free speech? Yes, but maybe not the best way to talk about the boss.
Free speech ? You only get that in a democracy (if you're lucky). Do we get to vote on who to ban? no? Then the best we can hope for is a benign dictatorship. If you can't say what you want on MS then where the fuck can you? If MS members can take a couple of weeks 'away' for a DUI in their stride, then a ban from MS should be nothing. Punishment=Power. If the punishment is meaningless then the power is diminished. Stand up for fucks sake.
nobody dares ban me
it was pretty funny the way she showed up like that in the middle of the party....perfect timing. anyways dejapoop it was archman that started the party . I told him it was a bad idea and we'd get in trouble but he said fuck it they're not gonna oppress me. ( he sounded drunk too) sorry arch she dragged it outa me
Errm...not quite what I meant, but its better than silence.
I did stand up, but my pants fell down. *blush*
also mrs deja said she might be kind enough to requisition us a chat room. that'd be cool.. love you deja. you and me deja..you and me
see you guys in a week
A chat room!! Fuck no. Thats like all those divorced Dads on a Saturday spending "quality time" with their kids. The real deal just happens, you can't give it a place, that just kills it dead.
Yeah deja must have posted while I was typing the handing out bans thing. That really was perfect timing. I was frightened.
Yeah, when Deja's avatar showed up I almost felt as if I was doing something wrong. I'm a free thinker and I'll be banned...er...damned if someone is gonna tell me what I can and cannot say.
coconuts you're already using this as a chatroom. think about it...u just have to wait longer for someone to tell u ur a dick
if you dont want to participate theres lots of poo videos you can search
quite a few people here would like a chat room.. shit why not...and what the hell does it have to do with divorced dads?
we have projects we're planning that need real time contact man
yeah, like our plan for global domination.
Well you guys must be right, what the fuck would would I know.
I'm just in a shitty mood I guess.
I've never been in a chatroom so I wouldn't know , but there must be a difference between them and MS otherwise I wouldn't be here. I just get tired of all the fucking rules and MS didn't seem to have any, that was the attraction...maybe I was wrong.
theres rules alright. no idea what they are but i've definitely broken them
coconut has a point!!!!
On here if you want to comment then comment, you just pop in & out when you want. In a chat room it wouldnt be the same, when the topic runs dry you get stuck in the "ummm" "errrr" "yeaaa" depths of a conversation. The way it is done here works, its full of random pot shot in various places. There are a few long threads but it could go badly wrong.
I vote 'NO' to a chatroom.
mostly all the bad stuff is hanks idea
sorry hank
and vic
those two guys together is like the Lennon/Mccartney of buttholes
thank you ..I'm here all week ... try the regret
^ignore all of above...way too tired
What Oranje just said is exactly what I was trying to get across with the divorced Dads/quality time thing. Oranje just said it more directly. I should try that sometime.
it's not a 'chatroom' it's an irc server. and admin's been working on it while we were gone, but i guess after reading all that it's not what you guys want, so, i'll stop him while he's ahead. and just because we were at my parents doesn't mean they don't have a computer
Oi! Stop spying on us & enjoy your holiday!
i think its a good idea..you know you cant listen to us.
it wasn't a holiday. just a family bbq and going through some things my mum had been storing that belonged to my baba. we're home now
*whispers*
They're always watching us....
I think its a good idea too...Yea chatroom !
I vote NO on the chatroom.
fuck!
deja why are you so cranky at the mostly nice people here?
you're mucho's mom
i almost feel like stealing 20 bucks from your purse
Come on Dik, get behind it
Chatroom, chatroom, chatroom.
Whats a baba....anyone?
i got sun-burnt on the drive home. i thought i was doing something nice for you guys with the irc server, but it's not wanted. why shouldn't i be cranky?
baba is grandmother in ukrainian
you're older than me, dik
i want it i think it would be fun..fuck super hes old..i want to diss bicho in real time!
What the hell coco, you were against the chatroom 15 minutes ago?
who says its not wanted? listen asses. try it if it doesnt work dont do it..."i fear change" achat room *shiver...but things will be ..slightly different?!
Dik has the uncanny ability to get under your skin Deja.....fabulous.
you were dejaploop i appreciate it even if these other noobs dont
noobs.. i said noobs hehe
Some of you need a chat room so the personal shit doesn't get plastered all over a random submission. Nobody has to hang around there, it's just a smoother way to hold a conversation should one strike up or coordinate another devious plot or real time flaming of idiots.
dik youll be wishing you listened to me when people stop coming to MS as often because they dont want to go into the chatroom & equally dont want to be seen as avoiding the people who are in the chatroom.
exactly
Mark my words, George Orwell has nothing on me!
i see your point oranje but hopefully people wont give too much about that shit here..fuck...this shouldnt be this complicated .. give it a shot man jesus..what if it changes??? *shiver
No, as well all know chairman is an idiot...noone listens to him! Im right, im telling you it would happen!
like chairman said its an option
Peer pressure at work on Muchosucko? You got to be fucking kidding me.
A bunch of people were predicting the demise of comments because some people exchanged email addresses and started using MSN.
Submissions are still what pulls it all together no matter how much more entertaining the comments are.
I agree with boom. It would undermine the site.
MS good! Chatroom bad!
Just stop & think about it. Chatrooms are made for people who just want to go, talk & hold a conversation. MS isnt that type of a place, its more of a drop in centre where you can just pop in and out whenever you want.
Take for example the email addresses we all swapped, they dont get used that often because there isnt any need! The same would happen with the chatroom the eEtiquette would cause people to leave MS because of the reasons i mentioned in th earlier post!
...infact fuck it, like chairman said it could make a good 'Plan B' for the odd occasion. As long as its kept apart from the main site.
I change me vote to YES.
Fucking, chairman, hes always right, goddammit!
Deja..Serious question: Is there a technical problem with running long threads on MS? apart from the time-lag.
A chat room would be hard work with the time zone thing. Even on MS I don't get the new stuff 'til 5:00am (sleepy-time), then go to work, get home at 6:00pm. A lot of the comments are 12-13 hours old by then and some folk are going to bed. I can't quite see it working.
I don't care what CoTB, Boom and Borrach say. I still think it would be detrimental to the MS community/family.
Im actually undecided, that why I say go for it, if it doesnt work then we can get rid, but you never know..
I know I won't be using it, hell I even deleted the MSN messenger because it was fucking annoying.
there's no issue with long threads. other than finger cramps from scrolling forever? i just though an irc server might be nice to bum around when there's nothing else going on. oh well. i'm just a chick, not like i have good ideas ever
not to sound like a kiss ass but id like it
Shut up kiss ass!
jesus christ, deja! i write a whole paragraph for you, and you don't even mention it !? :P i want a reaction, at least to know that you read it, so that it wasn't for nothing..
anyway, i think and IRC server is a good idea, for things like livecam-raids and other random stuff.
*an
Deja we never said that...I feel bad now!
just let admin continue working on it, don't mind the whiney people, there's no reason to object to anything that might come in handy..
I fear change.
.....and I don't want all the Mucho limp dicks paging me every 2 fucking seconds. You know that's what's gonna happen.
Well, fuck! I am the only one to oppose it, so, I guess we let it ride and we'll see what happens.
*Wakes up with an intense hangover*
Mnaa, cough. What did I miss? Where are all my clothes? Why am I wearing a toga?
damnit, she's really ruthless.. i tried defending us, guys, but it seems she's ignoring it..
ok now i agree with hank.
hey the horse is hung like me heh heh heh..........*sigh*
Why are you still here?
The fuck? That's not a horse cock!
...I'm not really sure I want to know, but why do you know that?
actually that doesn't look like a horse wang!! and smerf you really don't want to know how i know that
I think it DOES look like a horse penis, I saw them on vets shows etc...you know, when they wank the horse off into a tube to collect its sperm.
+ I live in Yorkshire, a lot of horses having sex in alot of fields.
i'll take your word oranje...for a second there i almost googled horse penis images..whew!
hahaha
That would be an interesting addition to your google recent search history.
lol
hehe
Admit it Dik, you did google images didn't you. Just to be sure...
haretrinity turns me on
a spotted horsecock?.. i don't think so..
i swear i had it typed into my google bar and realized horse penises????...hehehe
I think I'd prefer to see Sexy Whores
Lol
do you mean whores or horse?
Can't he mean both?
So there were freaks way back in the day. And now their offspring are the ones eating poo
Why aren't you at the party.
what party??
Its further up this page, Starr. Its a long thread which is started by Arch & its full of comments with actions in *, for example *Arch sits & thinks about Starr kissing girls*
P.S. Apologies for questioning your intelligence before, ive since figured you out...you come at things from a stange viewpoint but youre pretty funny.
The party thread is about 4 threads up from this one & it ends with...
"cheekycov says:
*Dials 911*
Yes orificer send the *hic* strippers right now! Pronto! ASAP! Hello...."
Just scroll up a little.
Great, now I've got that image in my head...
Me sitting and thinking?
Yes you, you little sex pest!
I feel so bad about myself suddenly.
And so you should, young man!
Fugs, how was the Redneck fest?
^ oh yeah haha Tractor pulling..?
Fug you bloody weirdo!
:((( Had a great day at the tractor pull up until the big boy's finals. Got to the puul-offs to decide the championship, and Team Popeye (Dutch) pulled the sled, and the ballast weight broke free and hit him. Ended the competition there and then. Event closed immediately, I saw him moving, but I don't know if he survived. Bit of a shitter really.
So where's the vid?
I do have one on my phone but Ill bet one appears on youtube before long. I was at the startline.
a dutch guy died? that's horrible!!
;)
Yeah, I just found out today that he died :(
RIP Jan van Alphen.
the pull-offs??
Dirty boy! Go stand in the corner.
AND KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM YOUR POCKETS!!
in the pull-offs i guess everybody wins
I love this ad you got her Yak, Shakira is Limber
Looks like she is double jointed, I bet that comes in Handy!
here*
THIS IS ART!!!!
the harness is really what makes him stand out.