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Comments to sexytime
Very sexy!
I definitely fapped!
thanks for that info.
why did you respond to your own comment
very sexy indeed. favorited!
damn you got a nice bod.
Why are you hitting on NewGuy? I thought you said you were straight.
Alana, you have to be the best chick on this site...
unclepepper, that doesn't say much.
hahaha
thank you ma`am, may we have another
Fapfuckingtastic!! sexiest shit i have seen in a long time :) I am so downloading thi-- ... I mean... never mind *whistles*
you guys realize that this is fake right? i mean, on ms and she didnt have a penis. i am truely not convinced!
fooling no one.
I would just like for you to know, Alana...you've made me, MrDowns, MrUps quite a few times since you posted this.
nice tits.
...camwhore...but no seriously hot.
i love that reverse labret
Too short...
braarghlgagagaggaga aaaaarghhlll haaahha arararauiiuiuiuii WOW
would you please make a vid where you are sucking on a banana, your lips are monumental.
(write phelsu on the banana)
creep
write catfucker on your forehead
the banana wouldn't be worth it. Use dick the other white meat.
wow the cat fucker idea is a good one
Was that a maxi pad???
it's has to be pebkac. this is ms
It's the bow on her panties.
very hot, thanx for making my day alana :D
I make hand party during sexytime video...fuck, now I sound like plantshit.
wtf thats all u give us my dick was slowly getting hard then u dissapointed me , but good to know that all the girls on here seem to be whoring it up
^fag...
This is why you're my favorite... But, you would enjoy yourself more if those were my hands all over you instead.
Tricky Dick.
damn nix, you gotten bad just like me, this chick has my number for sure, near fucking perfect
Hourly rates and a phone number would've been nice.
That made my night
VERY nice
I'd like to keep you in my freezer
Thank you Alana..
You have a great set of tits, and I also noticed that your lips are damn sexy..
Which lips? I like all of them.
I like all of them.. But her lower (mouth?) lip looks pouty and full..
It's fucking sexy..
Why didn't you just say pussy? :/
You need to make a video now.
:/
Well originally I was talking about her mouth, but yes her pussy does look pretty nice..
Being that your a girl twobits, what do you think about her beef canoe?
She's overall very fuckable. She has a nice pair of tits and like you said, her pussy has a nice pout to it.
@ urkelbot: Not going to happen. :/
I think Urkel was talking to me..
Don't worry I just finished taping...
Unless you have a nice big tits, I wasn't talking to you.
They aren't as big as they used to be..
:(
There there keef.
*pat pat*
You can have some of mine.
How much??
:P
At least a cup. I want to keep most of them.
I'd like to get my hands on more than A cup...
I think we need a BJ video, because your lips just look like they would be great for that.
I agree. Her lips are gorgeous.
Jealous.
Thank you...you have got to be thee coolest attention whore on here...
Holy shit, there are some good looking ladies on here afterall. You gotta give us some more, Alana. Definitely five star to me.
*insert how alana is hot comment*
*insert dick in your ass*
I could treat you so much better than your father did.
very nice
Approved.
No sandwich required.
*sob* im just so so happy
It is a historic day.
I love you.
bought time we had a nice cam whore....shes a slut but a nice cam whore none the less.
How much does time cost??
good vid but close your mouth... can't you breathe through your nose?
shut the fuck up.
carry on alana
I mouth breathe when I moan ;\
phelso... you try to hard.
shut.the.fuck.up. browner bearst
was that a harlequin under those panties???
clean up your room
Are you gay? :/
hes very gay
is it gay to want bitches to clean?
btw. after you are done clean mine too.
I was going to say the same shit. That motherfucker looks like a goddamn hurricane went through there.
faggot.
there was a fucking room in this video?? she could have been flying through hyperspace and I wouldn't have noticed
pretty simple minded you are, aren't you?
i seen a fuckn lot of tits and pussys. in nearly all sizes, shapes and colours possible. whatn makes them more interesting is the where and how.
it's so messy because I don't live there, it's just a place to keep my useless shit.
She's sexy and she has a secret hide out. Hells yeah!
i see lots of T&A too, but none of them are like this and even if the vid is stitty i don't go interior decorator on the room. you really are a fag even if you don't know it, that happens all the time. I'm sure at least your mother will still pretend she loves you though
haha! you homophob piece of shit! XD
its not about interior decorating. i wouldn't want to fuck standing knee deep in garbage.
garbage? it's clothes.
& you wouldn't be fucking me anyways.
Zing!
stfu. this has nothing to do with you anymore.
damn interposter..
so you'd be fucking yourself then?
i'd just get myself a slut who knows how to clean. or fuck her outdoors / in a hotel room.
My place is fucking trashed all the time anyway so it wouldn't bother me. I'm supposed to be cleaning right now because I'm having my bathroom redone by a guy that goes to my dads church and there is no way that he could walk in here right now. I have to hide the porn and beer cans and liquor bottles.
^haha
Hah 1rish1 comes from a family of bible bashers
He is also redoing the drywall in my living room because there was a bit of a brawl in there 2 weeks ago and I now have two big holes in the wall.
Whoa. You don't play, do you?
I see what you are trying to do, but I wasn't involved in the "altercation".
You just fucked the guys in the ass whilst they struggled to get their heads outta ya wall.
No, it was one of those times when both guys are pissed and its better to just let them fight it out rather than get between them and risk getting hurt. They are also brothers and I learned long ago to never get between angry family members.
talking to the girl: "this has nothing to do with you"
you are so fucking gay its not even funny anymore and I don't mind gays at all, i have a gay aunt and i work with gays, they are cool people. i am just having fun with your ignorance in your own sexual orientation
i don't give a damn about that attention whore. whores like her are only good for a fuck. nothing more. i don't see her as a woman. or a human. just an object. so why care what she talks about?
about my sexual orientation: i am pretty open to new things. but fellt a bit disgusted when fucked a slut with a friend. its just isn't my thing.
sorry to dissapoint you.
thats cool, be who and what you want to be, even if you are living a lie. but your views of women are quite disturbing, just a few beers and a bad day away from a murder/suicide.
I was disappointed in how you spelt disappointed.
oh, there are a lot of woman i admire. just none of them is that pathetic to post herself nude on mucho to raise her self-confidence.
thx cruel. i'll try to remember the correct spelling now. (english is my third language)
(it's my third too).
You don't have to be insecure to be an attention ho. Some of them are just freaaaa-kay lil sluts. Mmmhmm. I doubt this chick has confidence issues...but I totally agree she deserves to be treated like the filthy cum-can she truly is...violated in all orifices, dismembered, and tossed into a wheelie-bin.
nothing pisses a guy off more than a chick who doesnt clean
...their man's cock with their mouth...on a very regular basis.
nah. the confidence some sluts show off is fake. they are broken inside. mostly without realising it themself.
but now i take my leave. gotta get some sleep.
I've gotta get me one of these in 3D.
Or a girlfriend.
try losing 400 pounds and you might get one trannyhub
i'm sure if he ever wanted to pull a tranny then he'dcome see you
why would he do that warren?
Oh no, I'm being called fat by a pink-eyed junkie, whatever will I do?
100% approve.
rub those on my smile
Very hot. Can't wait for the sequel.
Get that fucking metal shit out of your lip.
Fuck you douche
El Wanko the douche bag.
I like chicks better when they don't work in record stores or in the back of burger king.
This video would be perfectly fucking fine but then she had to go stick a piece of metal in her fucking face. Instant turn off. It might as well be a fucking penis.
Naw man, you are fucking it up for the rest of us, just stfu and enjoy the show,you are going to scare her a way you fucking douche..
I used to have a lot more metal in me, you should be happy.
I thought it was hot, it drew my attention to her pouty Angelina Jolie lips.
Why fill your face with metal? Does it look good to you? I've never understood it.
Wank why don't you keep fucking repeating yourself..
There was two reasons I got so many piercings.
a) I like the feeling.
b) I wanted to fuck my piercer.
I'd pierce your asshole with my dick.
I've already had my butt pierced.
Whats your point?
I demand to see pictures.
Be quiet Nixon. And Rishfag. And El_Wanko, and (especially) dw 'whiteknight', and ALL of you.
Fucking sad. You all sound like a bunch of pathetic kids looking at their first porno mag with a flashlight under your covers.
There are so many hags here that pose as attention whores, that Alana is looking splendid by comparison.
I guess I'd let you open your mouth whilst I shot a load into it.
...actualy, stfu Nixon. You're really annoying me lately. You behave like such a fucking childish dweeb for the most part.
Fucking 'Stand By Me' reject.
Here Nix:
http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/tt261/Unoriginal_Original/w920.jpg
"Fucking sad. You all sound like a bunch of pathetic kids looking at their first porno mag with a flashlight under your covers."
1rish1 says:
I'd pierce your asshole with my dick
CruelHM says:
I guess I'd let you open your mouth whilst I shot a load into it.
Piercing assholes with your dick is what you do every day with your 'gym buddies', MiniMe.
Why not engage in something different with this nice attention ho?
Very nice, Alana.
Shut up. ^
Nixon...you're the type of guy that would stay with a chick...even if she was fucking another guy in your own bed, and told you to just fuck off and mastyrbate in the corner of the room.
WHEN you get a female that is. You've got 'please abuse me' written all over you.
^Seems a bit too familiar with that scenario.
stfu up cruel, i wasn't even in this thread and my opinion of this bitch has nothing to do with the other whores on this site or the fact that she is nearly infinitely sexier then almost all of them. regardless i love the female form and as long as there are curves and not rolls i'm gonna enjoy to look, its called being a straight man, i guess you should look it up if you don't understand
Sounds like someone needs a nap.
Are you making yourself sound different from all over guys again, dw? All deep and appreciative of the female form and all its unique facets.
How unexpected of you.
Hey Alana? You should probably hook up with dw. He's really different than any other male, he understands them, he knows that less is sooo often more when it comes to pleasing a woman. Ohhhh, sweet Alana. How he longs to trickle down spidery-light touches all over your back whilst he ties a blindfold around your eyes...so you never know when the next ghostly-delicate touch is going to come...or where...and then...once he's lightly-simmered your erogenous zones (carefully avoiding the 'hotspot' areas, just to tantalise your senses) he'll gradually intensify the severity of his male mastery upon your sexually-vacant body...until he ends up pounding your pussy like a silverback gorilla high on space-crack.
*all other guys.
Only faggots use the word "whilst".
cruel quit beating a dead whores into the ground, i said i love to look at naked chicks JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER STRAIGHT GUY, how is that different?
but you are right about her hooking up with me though, that would be sweet :)
and yes cruel i do have a girlfriend and CAN joke around on the internet, not everyone takes everything literally like you
Your girl is a 10 - to you.
but i am not joking about her being close to the top of my "would fuck if I had the chance" list
yep, and to put things into perspective salma is a 9.5 and alana 9 along with megan fox and jessica alba
that should give you an idea of my tastes and range of what i find attractive
Ok well at least I got an answer. I see fuckers on the street with a chunk of metal in their temple or nose and I'm pretty sure they can't actually think that looks good but then I wonder why the fuck they spent money on it if they don't.
You should think less. It doesn't suit you.
Dik-i think its time to strap on them running pathetic-lazy-shitfuck- limeys-off-the-site boots.
Dammit they took the picture down from the link she posted.
heheh that actualy is a pretty accurate description of nixon
Good girl
Dayyyum, now that I've seen you rub those tits, they're defo nice.
Well she still isn't much in the looks department but I predict she is going places on mucho. Take notes, ladies.
nice.
...and this video has less comments than orangeboom's...or vicsin's...or that other whore looseandpretty..
wtf is wrong with you, people?
Fuck them! who gives a shit about orangeboom and Vicsin..Alana is way better that those fucking losers.
Guys seriously, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it's pronounced O-ran-je, so that might help you spell it right ...
caught by the grammar police
fuck you.
well i enjoyed .
you'd love my webcam then
if i did webcam
^ I'll GET YOU DARK MAN!!!!
haha.
who's this supposed to be then ?
Seriously?
im impressed
Those lips, wow...
you are fast moving up my hottest and sexiest women ever list
nice lips
honestly now fatrave... have you even ever kissed a girl
have you ?
Come on, out with it, answer the man!
his silence anwers the question i guess
We meant you , you fucking faggot
my silence is because I don't spend hours on here and yes i have
You aren't a virgin are you?
have gotten bjs but never gotten laid
Thats weird. I got laid long before I talked a girl into blowing me.
How have you never gotten laid? I know you have money. Just go out and buy drinks for girls, play the numbers game. You buy enough drinks and flat out ask enough girls then one of them is bound to say yes.
Or just lower your standards and bang a fat chick to get the first one out of the way and build confidence.
Haha! You're totally pathetic, cumslave. And you think letting your dog lick your sweaty, salty cock passes as a bj?
Get the fuck of Mucho's lawn, fatty, smelly, virgin boy.
*off
Get Lucid to fuck you, D.
She thinks you're funny.
How old are you, drum?
Rish likes to follow a set pattern on any female he considers attractive. It involves totally disarming them of self-confidence, pretending he hates them, then eventually (days, weeks, or months - depending on how badly he wants said chick's MSN) he acts normal to them, makes them feel 'honored' to be receiving positivity and no insults from him, and sends a pic of his ginger cock 'n' balls to their e-mail (once freely furnished).
...fuck off, Rish. Go get staph of the cock (again).
I haven't gotten staph before. I did just get my lip busted. Its so swollen I can't whistle.
No more getting the attention of builders with their butt cracks out for you...for a few days anyway.
We call it "plumbers crack" over here.
yeah, sex came way before other forms of foreplay short of titty playing and cooter diddling, that is kinda sad. rish is right, just fucking pound the booze and eventually a bitch will not give a shit and put out
20
rish, for shits sake we all speak
the same fucken language..no one
cares if u use slang, fuck!
Nobody is gonna fuck you in another 20 either.
that's cool cruel but I'm not joining your no girls allowed club
What? That's the sign on your basement bedroom door in your mom and pa's place.
It's not even a joke with Fattydrums here...it's the shizzle.
I don't have a basement but that's okay you can still say want you want since you lost your virginity to your dad and all
Oh, that was a disaster, crumbslave.
jesus that was a fast reply, got anything else to do or are that worthless of a sack of shit
cue cruel in 3 2 1...
Jesus. That's weird. We both used the ole 'sack of shit' at the exact same time on different posts.
What you typed made little sense though...much like your existence.
you're a raging homofaggot of epic proportions
cumslave is a virgin, I can't believe I missed this shit..... bwwaaaaahahaaaa.
Then again, why would you need to fondle a girls tits, when you got flappy 36dd's swinging from your chest like cumslave
Alana, you are pretty hot! More, please?
You shut up, you fat, engorged sack of shit.
Keep talking dirty to me, I'm almost there.
+1 team troutpotato, i can't believe it!
you know its alana cause of the lips.
lol
I broke up with my girlfriend like 2 weeks ago...Alana, take a personal pic for me to make me smile :|
we need more girls like this on here
crazy hot! i like your nipples
sonuvabitch that chick is hot. and the d.s.l.'s i'm impressed that she's a muchogoer. what's with the tit-rubbing though? it's clearly excessive compared to the vag-grabbing. just a small observation.
Oh i remember this one now , i really should add it to my favourites.
Notice how she claims to be 'not so sexy', thats a classic case of attention whoreing