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A: uh oh, uh oh
B: yeah, definately 30 minutes til wapner
A: hey, ever see that video where they blew up the beached whale?
B: yeah, that was great, chunks...went.....oh shi-
There's nothing so annoying as being first here and not being able to think of a funny caption... I better leave.
don't worry i already ruined it
big got crucified.
A:Hey is it getting hard to breath or is it just me.
B:Holy shit, a talking shark
fuck you you cock sucking motherfucking twat.
You tell him borracho5000.
A: i got an exam tomorow
B: Word
you are a fucking cock sucking dick taker fuck you and everything you stand for you fucking fag.
A:I feel like a fish out of water.
B:I fucking hate you.
c: you arnt funny and i hope you choke on your tounge as you sleep
A: You were great last night, maybe we can can hang out today.
B: Yeah...i got this thing i got to do today.
fuck you your avatar suck...
ever heard of Sublime?
you ever hear of a shitty contrived band called sublime?
you ever heard of midol you bleeding fagot?
hey dont be upset it not my fault that you listen to a shitty band and your avatar reflects how lame you are,
apparently you need extra strength and all this coming from the diabetes guy....yeah stfu.
lol.. im just pointing out that you have about the same music taste as a juggalo. they release three or four at best mediocre albums..its not like they are nirvana. hell i ive even seen sublime live a couple of times before he died and i can tell you for a matter of fact they suck dog balls.
oh yeah, you and 1% of america agree that sublime sucks. Just like you and 1% of america like to stick a dildo up the ass while masturbating.
i bet you are also a big blink182 fan... also i love your statistic...nice rebuttal you fucking twit.
borracho don't be such a fucking liar. you didn't even know what his avatar referred to until I spelled it out for you, then you used your mad google skillz to descry it is actually a band.
"i ve even seen sublime live a couple of times" ahahahaa, how old are you, 21? so you saw them when you were what, 9? sure!
why would you even go repeatedly to concerts of a band you dislike, dipshit?
no i was 16 and 17 when a witnessed the crap band call sublime, and go figure a cocksucker like yourself would spell skills "skillz" its ok if you like shit music just dont think its good or be surprised when people talk shit about it. its not like they are the beetles or zep they did less for music than the cranberries. oh and bands open for bands so lets say a main band i want to see has a couple of opening acts..thats how you see bands you dont like. you may listen to shit music but that doesnt mean you have to act like a floppy cunt.
dude,you're so fucking stupid. obviously because i like sublime, i have to love blink182 right? do you even know what real music is? just because i have a sublime logo as my avatar doesnt mean i think they were the greatest band on the earth. go fuckin listen to some AC/DC you fag.
Sublime is a great fucking band. You are still a douche, though.
"mad google skillz", nice find watson, zero chance that z was actually employed intentionally for ironic emphasis, nope, impossible.
when did I ever write Sublime was good or did a lot for music?
you think I give a shit about what kind of music you approve of? I'll stick to my Led Z, Deep Purple, Floyd, RATM,... collection, you can jerk off to your Streisand records, to each his own, calm down.
hey catch you wrote it its not my fault you are a homo...and endo does the fact i said you like blink182 hurt your feeling so much because its true?
It hurts his feelings because he's a cock loving faggot.
i would have to agree with you on that one hank
borracho, I should have guessed your pun comprehension was pretty much nonexistent, when you called the beatles the beetles. Lets see if you can figure out this paronomasia the greatest band ever adopted more than 40 years ago.
looks like a new ambiguously gay duo has formed. borracho, how ever did you know about my secret love afair with blink182. why dont you two get a room and 69 or something.
Bendo, go fuck yourself with a 40 oz. to freedom.
how long did it take you to think about that one spanky? You're a class A deuche silo.
It took about as long as it takes your mouth to automatically drop open when your dad walks in the room, .0062 seconds. Faster than your mom, or even your little sister. You must be proud.
hmmmm... .0062 seconds? damn i didnt beat ur time?
damn hank you spend a lot of time on this website. how old are you again?
Damn Bendo, you sure are a lame, dumb ass motherfucker. Why are you alive again?
ahhhhh, dont skip the question. You're like 40 right? you know what, i give up hank. i hope that when i turn 40(assuming drugs havent killed me)i can be as cool as you, being a complete fucking loser in japan and spending all my time on the internet.
You want to become like me? You should be so lucky. First thing, if you want to become like me, stop sucking 40 cocks a day. Then, stop sticking things up your ass. I mean everything. You can't stick ANYTHING up your ass. Finally, stop licking dog's balls and get your penis reattached. If you do all that, you'll be 1% on the way to becoming me.
Also, fuck you!
Also, pwnd!
wow, a little touchy about the 40yr old virgin comment huh?
Just also wanted to say that if im still using the word pwned in another twenty years ill just go ahead and kill myself.
Why wait?
catch sure take making fun of his "skillz" to heart and endo is well just gay....endo is a cock taking fuck...he moved to thailand to become a cock taking master...endo is 13 year old loli from thailand that listens to shitty music.
wow that was a good story borracho, maybe some day my cock takeing skills will be even to yours. But im probably about 1000 blowjobs behind you.
actually, let me tell a story too. Borracho was born in the heart of kentucky where his brother sodomized him over and over again. After an infected asshole caused him to have 2 feet of his large intestine to be removed he went into hiding where he is now called by his new name.
Noone wants to read your diary Bendo. Shut it.
woh, good one man. That would have been gold at recess in 5th grade. how old are you hank?
i dont even need to read you posts loli endo go back to sucking those cocks...
loli endo gets upset when you make fun of her cocksucking skills and shitty music
A: getting a tan on beach, you said would be great idea
B: sorry dear
nice post you fucking cunt
Borracho , thank you ,ya piece of shit
A:Hey I wonder if we could ever get on Muchosucko
B:Nawww
why did you do more than one you fucking ass
A: how do you like that
B: MMMM i love it when you fin me
fuck you
Wow, borracho is angry today!
yeah it's nice isn't it
Its like watching a riot
He's like that when he masturbates too
A: Before we, ya know, die... I just wanted to tell you that... well... I sharked your sister
B: If I had opposable thumbs and a claw hammer... Id shoot you...
A:
B:
How did I know someone was going to be this fucking lame?
because you're a lame magnet?
Do you ever listen to yourself speak? When you cam up with that I bet you were giggling your little school girl ass off.
I was giggling because your dad is right here tickling my balls.
I didn't have to cam up with anything you fucking special ed reject. God! Just like your fucking father.
soooo, you like to have sex with retards? thats what i got out of that.
I guess but I just consider you to be a slow person.
^Retard.
A: We ARE fish.
B: You think a cat would know that.
That for some reason made me think of this:
A:This is Sparta!
B:Nigga Please
A. and you said this was a great trick.
B. It is... its just i can only do it once...
A: OMFG
B: SRSLY
haha i dunno why this made me laugh.
A. I don't think we'er gonna make it out of this one.
B. No shit.
A:If only I could talk, this is what I would say.
B:UH, What?
Now that is lame!
I learned from the best around, thanks niggerlover
No, I was never a special ed teacher. You must have me confused with someone else.
Dude, you two ugly ass lesbians need to go wash some dishes or something
He started it
But seriously, Albino just needs to kill himself...or go back to ebaums with his shit ass comments
So is that another site you lurk?
hahaha you guys are great!!
A: Did you hear about Heath Ledger?
B: WTF are you talking about asshole?
repeat line B
A: Why do I always have to be on top?
B: *donkey punch*
A: That's what she said.
B: huh?
A:were is claude hiding?
B:fuck if I know tricky little bastard.
A: Ahhhhh.. This is the life.
B: You're in my sun dude.
A: Getting on mucho without inserting something in my penis...
B: Priceless.
A: HEY! Did you grab my ass?
B: No...should I?
A:"Dude, there they come. lie still!"
B:"Aaaaany moment now.."
A: dude, how could we have missed an entire hoard of drowning fat humans?
B: they were never there dude......the seagulls set us up man........damn you seagulls!
A: God! Im sorry for....
God: fuck off fish you dont have a soul
B: told you!
A: Birdie ,Birdie ,Birdie....
B: Birdie, birdie,birdie....
A: I don't think they are going to release us.
B: Ya think?
a. what the fuck was that?
b. stan
a.sure it wasn't plantshit?
i wish thoose fish would swim up the river to the very north sweden. Atleast on the summer when the rivers are ice free =)
what for? so you could imagine them swimming by while you huff paint?
imagine grill some meat by the water and have some beers and watch thoose hungry fish getting crazy from the smell of grilled meat in the swedish sunset a quite evening.It would be a great barbaque , wouldnt you like to come? I have a very good marinade for chicken and hares
Sounds pretty good, actually.
party at the big 'P' his house everybody!1
where i live there is midnight sun all summer .
http://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bild:Midnight_sun_in_Kiruna.jpg
here a picture on it, the picture is just take 3 hours care way from me =9.
and on the winter, pitch black all day ;D
A. This blows
B. You mean like bicho at a petting zoo?
A. No, like Bendo at a morgue.
B. Wow, that is pretty blowtacular
A. Don't you know who I am, I'm the jugger..
B. BITCH!
A: Great idea. We found the shit like in two girls and a cup, but how the fuck do we get back in the water, genius?
B:FUCK! And. YOU!
this is the worse caption i read today
A: oh shit.... hey.... HEY! wake up. man did we get wasted last night.... were fucked up, the tide is low
B: damn, were gonna die lookin like fags
lol, not bad.
A. Hey, shouldn't there be some Japanese panties?
B. We got gypped.
A. CANDYGRAM!
B. LANDSHARK!
LOL
i don't get it?
Old Saturday Night Live skit. Old like me.
A. Those Chinese cockle pickers come out at high tide.
B. Not soon enough , im starving.
A. I don't like it up here!
B. Fuck you, whunu you cock smoker!
fuck you whunu
ya, fuck you whunu.
yeah, really, whunu; fuck YOU!
A: wiiiii! Acid is the shiit Yo Im flying
B: Mmmbop hakuna matata we flying high , we are the flying sharks Wiiii! Lets fly to the moon
A: FLAP THOSE FINS, we gonna flie out a here
B: FUCK YOU I'ME FLAPING AS HARD AS I CAN !
A & B : FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP