So this guy has a habit of farting every morning in bed and one day his wife turns to him and says"if you keep doing that,you'll shit your guts out"he keeps it up anyway,so to teach him a lesson she takes a handful of raw chicken gizzards left over from that nights dinner and while he's sleeping stuff them between his legs.The following morning the lady is up before her husband and in the kitchen cleaning and like clock work she hears the morning fart but this time it's followed by an ear piercing scream.Moments later the husband comes into the kitchen shaken and pale as a ghost but smiling,the wife calmly asks"what's wrong honey?"To which he replies"You where so right,I farted and shit my guts out,at this point he raises his hand with the first two fingers extended and continues"and by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them all back in"...
Comments to Shit His Guts Out
Now that's a pink sock!!
You ever hear of self induced hysterectomy? "NO MORE BABIES!"
You ever had a ton of hot wings and a ton of beer and the next day you felt like you did this?
"wow! i think itīs just a fart!"
i thought*
you phail!!
I mean there have been times when I needed to shit, but goddam, no one needs that kind of free sausage.
Wow that myth about gum is true.
lol
I hate this guy's guts.
suck it up and walk it off pussy
I told the guy not to lift so much weight.
His tongue is coming out through wrong exit
So this guy has a habit of farting every morning in bed and one day his wife turns to him and says"if you keep doing that,you'll shit your guts out"he keeps it up anyway,so to teach him a lesson she takes a handful of raw chicken gizzards left over from that nights dinner and while he's sleeping stuff them between his legs.The following morning the lady is up before her husband and in the kitchen cleaning and like clock work she hears the morning fart but this time it's followed by an ear piercing scream.Moments later the husband comes into the kitchen shaken and pale as a ghost but smiling,the wife calmly asks"what's wrong honey?"To which he replies"You where so right,I farted and shit my guts out,at this point he raises his hand with the first two fingers extended and continues"and by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them all back in"...