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Claude? When the fuck did you get morphing capabilities?
wow......didnt see that one coming.
thats Tyrones uncle
^The same day Morph got clauding capabilities.
Hey is maybe if you did less shoe shining and less pedestrian harassing you wouldent be homeless and a comedy act to a bunch 15 yr olds
How much less shoe shining can he do?
You should file that under "notes to self"
Dudes got a weird sales pitch. Toss out awkwardly unfunny jokes and hope for the best
he seems to be failing well
Blonde chick 1/2 block later: "Hello, police?"
well at least he's good at something.
LOL I'd let him polish my barefeet! In a hurry, I'd still toss him a buck for the humor alone. lmao
I'll polish your feet and a few other pieces of real estate.
Something tells my your avatar is the Location, location, location.
Then again, what girl doesn't want another pearl necklace? :O
How about a pearl bodystocking?
*"something tells ME..."
LMFAO! "One of you should take yo shoes off, might make your shoes look better"
Whoops, *"One of you should take your CLOTHES off, might make your shoes look better".
<rethinks fourth cup of coffee>
Is that hot pink, or is that just hot IN the pink?
<gasps>
tyical darkie, always looking for a handout
Do you still get in trouble for kicking shoe shiners in the face?
I wonder what he says if he get a customer?
He says "That'll be three-fitty."
now go get your fuckin shine box!
you mudder fuggar you!
By the way, I took care of that thing for ya
I'd make him polish my shoes then do a tap dance for me.
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Comments to Shoe shining comedian
Claude? When the fuck did you get morphing capabilities?
wow......didnt see that one coming.
thats Tyrones uncle
^The same day Morph got clauding capabilities.
Hey is maybe if you did less shoe shining and less pedestrian harassing you wouldent be homeless and a comedy act to a bunch 15 yr olds
How much less shoe shining can he do?
You should file that under "notes to self"
Dudes got a weird sales pitch. Toss out awkwardly unfunny jokes and hope for the best
he seems to be failing well
Blonde chick 1/2 block later: "Hello, police?"
well at least he's good at something.
LOL I'd let him polish my barefeet! In a hurry, I'd still toss him a buck for the humor alone. lmao
I'll polish your feet and a few other pieces of real estate.
Something tells my your avatar is the Location, location, location.
Then again, what girl doesn't want another pearl necklace? :O
How about a pearl bodystocking?
*"something tells ME..."
LMFAO! "One of you should take yo shoes off, might make your shoes look better"
Whoops, *"One of you should take your CLOTHES off, might make your shoes look better".
<rethinks fourth cup of coffee>
Is that hot pink, or is that just hot IN the pink?
<gasps>
tyical darkie, always looking for a handout
Do you still get in trouble for kicking shoe shiners in the face?
I wonder what he says if he get a customer?
He says "That'll be three-fitty."
now go get your fuckin shine box!
you mudder fuggar you!
By the way, I took care of that thing for ya
I'd make him polish my shoes then do a tap dance for me.