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Do you think she wants her mommy?

Shop lifting broad

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Comments to Shop lifting broad

  • RAWDAWGRIK
    RAWDAWGRIK 2008-05-20T04:02:00Z says:

    if your gonna steal and rob people you gotta man up and deal with the consequences.
    i would twisted that bitches nipples till they came off

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-05-20T04:19:31Z says:

      What a dick, I would have had to work out an "arrangement."

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2008-05-20T04:24:31Z says:

      You know, I think Pussyhands has worked out a much better solution, RawDogDick. Learn from him.

    • BlackBastard
      BlackBastard 2008-05-20T04:31:01Z says:

      i would have punched her in the gut to shut her up!!!

    • Wiggles
      Wiggles 2008-05-20T08:47:34Z says:

      i think a good knee to the cunt would get the job done

    • Ancoron
      Ancoron 2008-05-20T11:09:12Z says:

      No way. I'm still going with the arrangement. She may wanna call her mum anyway, but I'll show her who's the daddy ;)

    • anotherpocho
      anotherpocho 2008-05-21T00:00:00Z says:

      Kicking girls in the cunt is so cool just the feeling of the warmth that half second is enough for you to remember it and fap-off later on. Its bony too I bet it hurts them like hell.

  • Nixon'sGhost
    Nixon'sGhost 2008-05-20T04:09:40Z says:

    I bet she's a screamer in bed too.

  • urkelbot
    urkelbot 2008-05-20T04:15:27Z says:

    Anybody in southern California see the live police chase on the LA news today? It took like 5 cops to tackle some fat bitch and throw her in the back of the car.

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-05-20T05:19:06Z says:

      thats why i moved outta compton after that one year. yes i lived in compton

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-05-20T14:32:40Z says:

      no i missed that one, but theres a chase every day so i could just see another one or maybe theyll replay it on local news

    • anotherpocho
      anotherpocho 2008-05-21T00:01:31Z says:

      Let me come over and watch the reaplay on the news kojach. I wanna see your reaction to your mom on tv.

  • yamaha200bw
    yamaha200bw 2008-05-20T04:16:02Z says:

    I see this shit almost every day, work at a electronics store.

    • suckomucho
      suckomucho 2008-05-20T19:36:10Z says:

      like the 40 year old virgin

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-05-20T04:20:52Z says:

    haha, looks like an awesome first date!

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-05-20T04:22:26Z says:

    I tackled and helped restrain a shoplifter once. It was fun I spiked him on his head and the police thanked me.

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2008-05-20T04:25:54Z says:

      What did you 'spike' him with, 1rish? You're a MuchoMan, so don't answer...

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-05-20T04:27:41Z says:

      ^Closet cop

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2008-05-20T04:49:50Z says:

      I believe he already has a 'cop' tattoo...

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-20T05:43:25Z says:

      It was a perfectly executed Harai Goshi.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-05-20T04:31:35Z says:

    Which one was LSD?

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-05-20T04:50:43Z says:

      He was the shop lifter.

  • PinkStinkWrinkle
    PinkStinkWrinkle 2008-05-20T04:55:50Z says:

    It was nice of Flavor Flav to narrate this video for us.

    • Wiggles
      Wiggles 2008-05-20T05:20:01Z says:

      the guy with the camera is not only making it sooo much worse for her... he is calling her nigga

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-05-20T06:25:50Z says:

      He calls it like he see's it!

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-05-20T06:58:50Z says:

      he made it so much better

    • Wiggles
      Wiggles 2008-05-20T08:46:16Z says:

      "I WANT MY MOM!!!"
      "Naw nigga, you goin to jail"
      hahaha

    • Ancoron
      Ancoron 2008-05-20T11:11:38Z says:

      lol

    • soulfire
      soulfire 2008-05-20T12:24:00Z says:

      Did he steal the camera?

    • PinkStinkWrinkle
      PinkStinkWrinkle 2008-05-20T13:31:28Z says:

      Does Planty shit in the woods?

  • ShamelessFapper
    ShamelessFapper 2008-05-20T06:43:49Z says:

    this could be an awesome start to an awesome porn - a cop and a black guy double team a bitchy little teen

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-05-20T06:58:07Z says:

      I'm sure its been done

    • ShamelessFapper
      ShamelessFapper 2008-05-20T07:14:30Z says:

      when you find it let me know !

  • EPISTAXIS
    EPISTAXIS 2008-05-20T07:08:08Z says:

    I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!
    HAHAAAAHAHAAHAHAAA....!

    Can't do the time?... Don't do the crime....

  • insomniac-fern
    insomniac-fern 2008-05-20T08:34:37Z says:

    If you are going to try and steal, dont get caught. If your going to get caught, don't get caught be a mall cop. Wonder what she was stealing any way. Probably nothing she really needed, just something superficial she wanted. Stealing what you need is one thing. Getting busted for trying to lift a cd is just fucking lame.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-05-20T14:34:57Z says:

      looks like clothes....which id say she needed cause bitch aint wearin nothin

    • suckomucho
      suckomucho 2008-05-20T19:36:56Z says:

      gee - i got a life lesson from insomniac-fern

  • cainkane1
    cainkane1 2008-05-20T10:47:59Z says:

    This probably isn't her first time. Mommy won't be able to help much. A year in jail will do wonders for her.

    • Ancoron
      Ancoron 2008-05-20T11:13:40Z says:

      This could be the reason why the Austrians lock their bitches away in their own cellar.

  • SummerTlMEbrews
    SummerTlMEbrews 2008-05-20T12:19:42Z says:

    WOW, There's some DRAMA for your MAMA...!

  • Dooli108
    Dooli108 2008-05-20T13:33:03Z says:

    Bitch needed to shut the fuck up, I woulda sodomized her with my nightstick while shaving her head.

  • EarlOfSlander
    EarlOfSlander 2008-05-20T16:03:24Z says:

    I used to work in a department store and this kind of shit happens all the time. The best was when security busted this 13 year old kid for stealing panties. He was in the store with his mom and grandma and security busted him with over a dozen pairs of thongs. He was crying and begged and screamed for them not to tell his mom. It was sad, but also so funny. The security guys had to kept coming out of the office to laugh. They released him to his mom, who by the look on her face took him home and beat him to death.

  • Beowulff
    Beowulff 2008-05-20T18:25:00Z says:

    Ironic that when ignorant whores like this are caught out committing a crime, the very first thing they do is start screaming about THEIR rights! Anyway, her mum's probably still down aisle 3, stuffing her bra with cosmetics.

  • Beowulff
    Beowulff 2008-05-20T18:25:09Z says:

    Ironic that when ignorant whores like this are caught out committing a crime, the very first thing they do is start screaming about THEIR rights! Anyway, her mum's probably still down aisle 3, stuffing her bra with cosmetics.

  • Please
    Please 2008-05-21T02:13:59Z says:

    She could of just kept walking. Kids these days don't know their fucking rights. I worked security and retail for ages. If someone steals an item, all you can touch is that item, you're not allowed to touch the person holding it at all.

    • Please
      Please 2008-05-21T02:18:03Z says:

      If you get caught shop lifting and security asks you for the item back, just head straight for the door. There is literally not shit they can do about it except call the cops, or try to get your plate numbers. Mall security kicked me out for wearing a shirt that said "Fuck Bitches Get Money" on the back, when he approached me to "escort" me out, I told him if he fucking touches me I'm breaking his jaw. So instead he opted to walk along side of me as I talked trash on him the whole way out.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-21T02:40:21Z says:

      Wow! I bet you taught him a lesson.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-05-22T00:24:50Z says:

      That changes from state to state.

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posted May 20, 2008

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