Shot In The Face

Comments to Shot In The Face

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  shit-spackle 2009-11-04T05:15:31Z says:

  how do you survive that?

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    PublicSecrecy 2009-11-04T05:32:17Z says:

    I'm surprised he's conscious enough to function. He looks utterly pissed with himself.
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    toolman961 2009-11-04T13:11:20Z says:

    I thought he just needed a nap.
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  bl00dys0x 2009-11-04T05:27:29Z says:

  you know your a bitch for committing suicide, now your a dumbass for missing.
  i would say he should be shot, but....yeah.

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    toolman961 2009-11-04T13:11:48Z says:

    Suicide Chump
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  smerf 2009-11-04T05:36:12Z says:

  Lesson for the day, children: if you're going to commit suicide by shooting yourself, put the gun in your mouth and aim toward the back. It'll take out your brain stem, so you'll actually die instead of being a vegetable for the rest of your pathetic life.

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    sergeant-taco 2009-11-04T05:46:50Z says:

    Yeh, but you can easily miss and die slowly from blood loss. A shotgun in the mouth aimed up towards the brain is the best way to do it. Skull isn't as hard at the bottom.
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    Vomitcircus 2009-11-04T05:52:22Z says:

    Just jump off a building. You leave a much cooler looking corpse.
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    1rish1 2009-11-04T05:54:52Z says:

    Drive really fast into wall with a backseat full of gas cans and road flares.
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    Camycazi 2009-11-04T05:59:16Z says:

    I'm gonna go with the jumping off a tall building idea. It would be more fun.
    
    But anyway, only homos attempt suicide
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    1rish1 2009-11-04T06:05:19Z says:

    I wouldn't be able to do it. I'm afraid of heights.
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    1rish1 2009-11-04T06:09:23Z says:

    You're right though. Only homos "attempt" suicide. If you really want to do it, you'll get it right the first time.
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    fukUgoodNight 2009-11-04T06:20:43Z says:

    Maybe od'ing on drugs should be the way to go..
    No Homo
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    redrum 2009-11-04T07:37:57Z says:

    So how was your failed attempt gay1sh1?
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    1rish1 2009-11-04T14:05:52Z says:

    redrum attempts to choke to death on my dick every day.
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    smerf 2009-11-04T14:51:22Z says:

    Taco, the barrel on a shotgun is too long for some people to reach the trigger. Even if you miss with a pistol, odds are you've done enough damage to the area that the swelling will quickly cause paralysis and death.
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    Typical 2009-11-04T15:49:58Z says:

    Nonsense, in your car with the hose from the exhaust into the car, you just go to sleep.
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    Suge 2009-11-04T15:52:30Z says:

    and asphyxiate on your vomit
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    Typical 2009-11-04T16:07:50Z says:

    You will most likely be passed out by that point anyhow, just keep your chin down.
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    ClaudeBallz 2009-11-05T00:00:22Z says:

    Whatever method leaves me with a raging hard-on. -And no, I don't mean Hank.
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  gta2800 2009-11-04T05:54:16Z says:

  This man is full of fail.

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    DoubleC 2009-11-04T06:26:56Z says:

    Yeah, but it's leaking out at a high rate of speed.
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  ZALO15 2009-11-04T09:48:31Z says:

  someone needs to finish the job.
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  toolman961 2009-11-04T13:14:27Z says:

  I don't know what could be so bad that you'd want to end your life. It goes fast enough!

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    fukUgoodNight 2009-11-04T14:37:49Z says:

    Maybe that fag is married.. Dont blame him.
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  sirtokesalot 2009-11-05T00:13:08Z says:

  who the fuck shoots themselves in the middle of the forehead?!?!?!?

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    clodhopper 2009-11-05T01:07:32Z says:

    forehead is the exit wound
    looks like he shot himself
    under the chin with a .22
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  manwithstick 2009-11-05T02:14:53Z says:

  I wonder how much it cost his healthcare system to fix him up. They could just euthanize him for alot cheaper.
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  beavebasher 2009-11-05T08:48:42Z says:

  Two time loser can't even kill himself right!! What a DB!!
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  tinski 2009-11-05T17:14:13Z says:

  Should of used a better gun son.

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    MrFugsmucker 2009-11-06T01:05:57Z says:

    Should HAVE used, HAVE!
    
    You really are a dumb fuck, aren't you?
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    tinski 2009-11-06T17:22:21Z says:

    Don't go killing yourself over it. But if you try please do a better job than this guy!!!