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As a sk8er, I can attest that that's what you get when you don't commit and chicken out at the end...owned.
How is your face?
Like I said, owned.
thats kewl how you spelled skater with an 8. kewl.
sandyboog? leave quietly, if you know whats good for you... sign up again after 1st Pubic Hair Discovery - at least skulk might like you then
Ugly
Ha ha haa! Right in the face.
"As a sk8er..." Jesus, fucking christ, seriously?
Sorry, don't mean to sound like Mr. Rogers.
fucking trendy faggot ass tool. who the fuck says sk8er? are you 12 and listen to that dumb redhead bitch on the radio?
sk8er
Later sk8er.
L8r, sk8er! Alr8, m8?
'Alr8' didn't work...okay, Master B8s?
nowhere near a hard enough landing. All skaters should die when they fall.
what are you, a fucking cop?
no, hes just not a sk8ter faggot.
Believe me, sandychu, if I was a cop I'd make it my duty to shoot all you fucking skater cunts. You're stealing oxygen.
The people on this site really value their oxygen.
Too true! And it shouldn't be wasted on sk8terboi up there.
Don't be a h8er.
MrFigs, lay off the hater-aide!
*hater-ade
...however the fuck it's spelled.
Dont be a h8er, not aven a sk8er, be a penetr8er and see u l8er alig8or in the simul8er while doin the sk8er in the ass....now that's powetry! enjoy!
I visited your mom today and I 8er out.
Right, you just masterb8ed about her wearing underwear from the Sears catalog
Whats cool is that you dont even have to watch this to laugh.
He shouldn't be skating, if he doesn't even have the coordination to slow a skateboard down and back up for another go.
He shouldn't be skating if he's older than ten.
He shouldnt be skating if he ever wants to get some pussy.
ok see there are these things that have been out for a while called "HANDs" ifyou fall you put them infront of you and you dont get hurt as badly. he should totally invest in some hand lessons.
and and at some critical height when you put your hands in front of you they brake
He just had his nails done.
Nothing like fucking up your arms and shoulders like trying to protect your face from the pavement.
LOL'd
The best part was when the sk8tboard just sort of dribbled off the edge.
Looks like fail and gravel is on the menu today.
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Comments to Skate Fail
As a sk8er, I can attest that that's what you get when you don't commit and chicken out at the end...owned.
How is your face?
Like I said, owned.
thats kewl how you spelled skater with an 8. kewl.
sandyboog?
leave quietly, if you know whats good for you...
sign up again after 1st Pubic Hair Discovery - at least skulk might like you then
Ugly
Ha ha haa! Right in the face.
"As a sk8er..."
Jesus, fucking christ, seriously?
Sorry, don't mean to sound like Mr. Rogers.
fucking trendy faggot ass tool. who the fuck says sk8er? are you 12 and listen to that dumb redhead bitch on the radio?
sk8er
Later sk8er.
L8r, sk8er! Alr8, m8?
'Alr8' didn't work...okay, Master B8s?
nowhere near a hard enough landing. All skaters should die when they fall.
what are you, a fucking cop?
no, hes just not a sk8ter faggot.
Believe me, sandychu, if I was a cop I'd make it my duty to shoot all you fucking skater cunts. You're stealing oxygen.
The people on this site really value their oxygen.
Too true! And it shouldn't be wasted on sk8terboi up there.
Don't be a h8er.
MrFigs, lay off the hater-aide!
*hater-ade
...however the fuck it's spelled.
Dont be a h8er, not aven a sk8er, be a penetr8er and see u l8er alig8or in the simul8er while doin the sk8er in the ass....now that's powetry! enjoy!
I visited your mom today and I 8er out.
Right, you just masterb8ed about her wearing underwear from the Sears catalog
Whats cool is that you dont even have to watch this to laugh.
He shouldn't be skating, if he doesn't even have the coordination to slow a skateboard down and back up for another go.
He shouldn't be skating if he's older than ten.
He shouldnt be skating if he ever wants to get some pussy.
ok see there are these things that have been out for a while called "HANDs" ifyou fall you put them infront of you and you dont get hurt as badly.
he should totally invest in some hand lessons.
and and at some critical height when you put your hands in front of you they brake
He just had his nails done.
Nothing like fucking up your arms and shoulders like trying to protect your face from the pavement.
LOL'd
The best part was when the sk8tboard just sort of dribbled off the edge.
Looks like fail and gravel is on the menu today.