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Skunk Attack

LOL 'Thats it skunk soccer'

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  • Dreary75
    RyogaVee says:

    what really upsets me about this video is, its obvious that the skunk is domesticated. I use to have one when i lived in Oklahoma. But had to give it up when i moved to CA. The thing is not rabid, its tame!... on yeah, FIRST BITCHES!

    2007-09-30T04:19:02Z
    • Lepprntava

      You may be that skunk yet, black, with a hint of white, and you smell like shit. Maybe you will end up like your brethren one day and get run over or stuffed and mounted on my uncle Jim's wall.

      2007-09-30T04:35:20Z
    • Bukowski1

      It certainly looks tame. I felt bad for the skunk.

      2007-09-30T04:46:53Z
    • Dreary75
      RyogaVee says:

      boy, you really had to dig for that one. try again

      2007-09-30T04:47:31Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      I raised a baby raccoon and its amazing how nice some of these animals are. They catch all these misconceptions about rabies and stuff when its actually extremely rare.

      2007-09-30T16:12:44Z
    • Lepprntava

      No digging necessary, just me pointing out how you fail

      2007-09-30T19:27:14Z
  • 48x48
    Leela27 says:

    dont worry if you get sprayed take a bath in douche.

    2007-09-30T04:21:08Z
    • Bukowski1

      That'd have to be a big douche.

      2007-09-30T04:34:59Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      Isn't there a lot of big douches on this site already?

      2007-09-30T13:47:34Z
    • 16x16
      Leela27 says:

      Haha, nice one

      2007-10-01T02:41:12Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      how can you bathe in a douche?

      2007-10-01T12:12:11Z
  • 48x48

    hit it with a baseball bat

    2007-09-30T04:22:18Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      is that supposed to be funny?

      2007-09-30T05:20:05Z
    • 16x16

      No its more humane than kicking it and letting it flop around in pain, by the way i'd like to hit you across the lump of shit you call a head

      2007-09-30T06:18:33Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      now why would you want to hit me? your preteen girlfriend at the mall?

      2007-09-30T06:20:17Z
    • 16x16

      Begone penis that walks.

      2007-09-30T10:56:19Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      HULK ANGRY! HULK SMASH!

      2007-10-01T14:17:39Z
  • 48x48

    hahaha, Skunk soccer

    2007-09-30T04:22:42Z
    • I_piss_standing_up

      haha hell yah some one gets it :D

      2007-09-30T08:04:44Z
    • 16x16
      instakitty says:

      i was still giggling about the GIT GIT !!! GIT!!!

      2007-09-30T09:58:39Z
    • 16x16

      Are skunks protected over there ? Kangaroos here are a pest like big rats.

      2007-09-30T10:57:05Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      Actually skunks, coyotes and raccoons are considered nuisance animals here in the states and more often than not will be euthanized if someone tries to get them removed or rehabilitated. Personally, I think its unnecessary and unjust. As Gandhi once said, "The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated."... and most nations lack in that regard in a big way

      2007-09-30T16:20:02Z
    • I_piss_standing_up

      Gandhi should have been kicked...

      2007-09-30T19:05:21Z
    • Made_in_england

      I think Gandhi got kicked in fine style didn't he?

      2007-09-30T19:40:30Z
    • 16x16

      ghandis a fag, and so is anyone else who tries teaching people moral lessons on mucho

      2007-09-30T20:12:16Z
    • Made_in_england

      Gandhi was shot in '48, you fucking dead-cell.

      2007-09-30T20:17:32Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      Hey scandalous, go take up space. Oh wait nvm, you happen to be serving your only purpose in life rather well already...

      2007-10-01T01:10:26Z
    • 16x16
      Star250 says:

      XDXDXDXD this is the funniest thing i've seen in a while. Good trash GOOD TRASH!!!

      2007-10-01T02:15:06Z
  • Phelan_fuckyou_72dpi_20cm
    TiredGuy says:

    Should have killed the dog and spared the skunk.

    2007-09-30T04:59:34Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      Really. Those dogs are useless. Why was it in a cage? They're indoor dogs and all they do is puke on the rug when they're not shiting on it.

      2007-09-30T13:50:51Z
    • 16x16
      redsun0032 says:

      ^^LMFAO

      2007-09-30T22:18:29Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      hey!? i have a pug, you heartless bastards!

      2007-10-01T12:13:39Z
  • Avatar
    zxcv says:

    nice ebaums post.

    2007-09-30T05:14:19Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      you mean eric baumann himself shot this vid!?

      2007-10-01T12:07:31Z
  • 87

    A friend of mine set out a live trap for racoons. When he'd catch one he would drive them a distance and let them go. One morning he found a skunk in one of the traps. He didn't know what to do as he could'nt move the trap and release the animal, or even approach it. When I asked him what he did he said he held up a tarp as he approached the trap and covered it. The river was just a few feet away, so he carried the trap, wrapped in the tarp, to the river and threw it in. Not the most humane thing to do but I can't say I blame the guy.

    2007-09-30T05:15:49Z
  • Php8yti5o_c2am_2_
    shawn2007 says:

    I can tell you guys one thing,it takes FOREVER the get their smell off of your car after you run one over

    2007-09-30T05:19:45Z
    • 16x16
      Leela27 says:

      use douche

      2007-10-01T02:45:07Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      yeah, you'sa douche!

      2007-10-01T12:15:05Z
  • 48x48
    caleg says:

    I'm no treehuger but this guys a tool. Grab your dog, go inside and let the thing go on it's way. Don't need to brutalize the thing because it's acting like an animal.

    2007-09-30T05:36:19Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      yes

      2007-09-30T06:21:55Z
    • Phelan_fuckyou_72dpi_20cm
      TiredGuy says:

      Maybe he was thinking he had to bring the skunk in to be evaluated for rabies, out of concern that it had bitten the dog.

      2007-09-30T07:04:50Z
    • Dreary75
      RyogaVee says:

      once again., that skunk was domestic. he said it did not stink, it was acting playful and not attacking. It was clean, and likely comfortable with humans.

      2007-09-30T07:12:04Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      ryoga wild skunks don't smell either...unless they spray. It's totally possible that this skunk was rabid. It's possible that the ignorant redneck thought that if that skunk even cut his dog slightly then he'd be taking his dog to the vet for at least a few hundred dollars of vet bills and a whole bunch of pain.
      On the other hand, personally I hate what he did too. I'd have found a better way to make sure my dog was safe

      2007-09-30T07:27:15Z
    • 87

      Wild skunks do smell, whether they spray or not.

      In the country you can smell them come and go as they pass.

      2007-09-30T07:53:18Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      no they don't

      2007-09-30T07:58:17Z
    • Bukowski1

      Wild skunks only stink when they spray.

      But, the guy said it was spraying and there was no smell. Therefore, it was someone's pet skunk who'd had it's musk glands removed.

      2007-09-30T09:50:52Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      It was kinda odd that it was walking towards him and was out in the day, as domesticated nocturnal animals usually have different timetables. Leads me to think that Ryoga may be right about it being tame

      2007-09-30T16:24:24Z
    • 87

      I'm stickin' with them smelling all the time, not as strongly as when they spray, but they still stink. Perhaps they bathe more frequently up north? And everyone who said that one was domesticated was right.

      2007-09-30T17:43:37Z
    • Bukowski1

      If they get their scent glands removed, how would they stink? By not washing their ass?

      2007-09-30T17:53:50Z
    • 87

      Once more, the wild ones smell.

      The one in the vid was domesticated and probably did not smell.

      2007-09-30T18:22:25Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      wild skunks do not smell unless they spray. I know for a fact they don't...just trust me

      2007-09-30T21:54:44Z
    • Php8yti5o_c2am_2_
      shawn2007 says:

      I agree with you roland..whenever one walks by my house you can smell it..hell it smells so bad you can almost taste it

      2007-09-30T23:09:56Z
    • Phelan_fuckyou_72dpi_20cm
      TiredGuy says:

      Uhh... Ryoga... It doesn't make shit's difference if that skunk was someone's pet, sex toy, or if it was just a wild animal. The point--my point--was what THIS GUY might have thought. He may not have the extensive skunk training background that you do.

      2007-10-01T00:03:47Z
    • Made_in_england

      It was obvious that it was tame, there is no way a wild skunk, or any wild animal, would approach a human with no sign of wariness.

      2007-10-01T01:22:45Z
    • 16x16
      sasquatch says:

      unless it was rabid

      2007-10-01T01:41:04Z
    • Made_in_england

      In which case it would probably attack, and not walk.

      2007-10-01T01:49:25Z
    • 87

      Dik, imagine for a minute that you are a small fur-bearing carnivorous mammal. On top of that you have a couple of glands near you asshole that produce and expel one of the most vile aromas known to man or beast. Keep in mind that you, as well as your tail are hairy. Upon excreting the horrifically brutal odorous concoction that you are famous for, some of your stank would likely come into contact with your own body and or hair. So you'd go about your skunkly duties smelling a bit malodorous for a few days, no?

      They come around my house from time to time at night, and you don't always see them, but you sure know they're there like Shawn said.

      2007-10-01T03:02:25Z
    • 87

      Ask Pepe le Pew!:)

      2007-10-01T03:05:13Z
    • Glock
      LSD says:

      Don't even try to tell Dikface anything about Skunks. The little cocksucker is a fucking expert on skunks. Why because he read it on the Internet... PS. FUCK THAT SKUNK!

      2007-10-01T03:20:36Z
    • Dreary75
      RyogaVee says:

      Actually, I'm the expert. I'm pretty sure I'm the only here that owned a skunk. And know the difference from the wild ones and domestic. This, was indeed a pet. The guy was an ignorant dick. Likely afraid of his shadow.

      2007-10-01T03:54:05Z
    • 87

      Agreed on all accounts Ryoga.

      That being said, since you're the expert, do wild skunks smell?

      2007-10-01T04:02:58Z
    • Gracie_avatar
      espada9 says:

      That was someones pet, a wild skunk would not approach a dog or a human, also the dog would have gone after it if it wasn't domesticated.

      http://home.comcast.net/~mustalayday/skunk_faq.htm

      2007-10-01T05:48:51Z
  • Gayunicorns
    iranian says:

    the sad thing is, hell does not exist, so assholes like this can never get the punishment they deserve, sometimes i wish the fiction abrahamic books were true,
    fucking mother fucker,

    2007-09-30T06:12:38Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      yes

      2007-09-30T06:21:34Z
    • 16x16
      instakitty says:

      no

      2007-09-30T10:01:38Z
    • Images
      ramass says:

      maybe so

      2007-09-30T20:40:02Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      i, for once, agree with iranian.

      2007-10-01T12:18:20Z
  • Resize_wizard-1
    Alda says:

    The guy sucks... but the line "look at this thing.. its like the terminator" cracked me up hahahaha

    2007-09-30T07:51:00Z
    • Small_thing
      BenOfBodom says:

      haha me too. I also enjoyed 'Who's your buddy you got in there with you?' 'Don't spray me please, please don't spray me' 'you're goin to the vet kid' and 'Man this thing's coming at me.' I also enjoyed his bright pink van

      2007-10-01T00:03:33Z
  • 48x48
    kio says:

    omg i havnt laughed this hard in a long long time, lol i would of done the same thing, but kicked it more after, get a goal. XD

    2007-09-30T08:34:51Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      hahahahaha.. fuck you!

      2007-10-01T12:18:47Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      i'd kick your baby if it'd approach me like that.

      2007-10-01T12:19:08Z
  • 75x75
    Calliber50 says:

    Myth busters found that baking soda and hydrogen-peroxide removes skunk smell.

    2007-09-30T10:31:54Z
    • 16x16
      Leela27 says:

      So does douche

      2007-10-01T02:48:42Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      wtf leela what are you doing?

      2007-10-01T12:19:28Z
  • 48x48
    2P1S says:

    I love how he kicked it and then it was all fucked up, that was awesome.

    2007-09-30T11:40:46Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      Somebody must have already kicked you then because you're fucked up.

      2007-09-30T13:56:13Z
    • Bukowski1

      Somebody should kick him again.

      2007-09-30T17:54:35Z
    • Made_in_england

      Harder

      2007-09-30T19:41:35Z
    • 16x16
      Leela27 says:

      Can I be the one to kick him, pretty please.

      2007-10-01T02:49:43Z
    • 16x16
      2P1S says:

      Shut up ya lefty pinkos, beheadings and japscat is all cool, but when someone kicks a skunk that's going too far.

      2007-10-01T11:55:05Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      ..when exactly did we say beheadings and japscat are cool? i must've missed that..

      2007-10-01T12:20:05Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      funny how anyone that has only the littlest sympathy for an injured animal is automatically a 'lefty', or 'bleeding heart hippy'

      2007-10-01T12:21:02Z
    • Bukowski1

      True, but not funny. Kinda sad, really.

      2007-10-01T14:07:49Z
    • Bukowski1

      ^Bleeding heart hippy!

      2007-10-01T14:08:06Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      lefty-ass fag!^

      2007-10-01T14:18:29Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      liberal treehugging scum!

      2007-10-01T14:18:45Z
    • Bukowski1

      Save The Whales!

      2007-10-01T14:27:55Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      Kill The Pandas!

      no, wait..

      2007-10-01T14:44:55Z
  • 48x48
    Murgatroid says:

    this was on ebaums and the comments are all like "ooooh poor skunkie, he should have let it bite his dog, ooooh my backpussy hurts." there is a marked difference in tone.

    2007-09-30T13:54:06Z
    • Bukowski1

      Of course.

      2007-09-30T16:22:57Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      that's because ebaumsworld is visited only by retards, where ass MS has at least a select group of intelligent people.

      2007-10-01T12:21:52Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      *as

      2007-10-01T12:21:57Z
  • 48x48
    buddha2112 says:

    Sick cunt i have nothing more to say. Is this typical of the US

    2007-09-30T19:12:41Z
    • Images
      ramass says:

      no, not really

      2007-09-30T20:41:24Z
    • Gracie_avatar
      espada9 says:

      Right typical of the USA we are required under the Patriot Act article 4199 to kick until unconscious a minimum of one small rodent per week and if possible stomp on as many kittens as they might be Al Qaeda operatives.

      Does Fox hunting ring a bell you fucking retard?
      Please stay out of my country, you lack the IQ points to play with us.

      2007-10-01T05:53:53Z
    • 16x16
      buddha2112 says:

      Yes fox hunting does ring a bell, its fucking band retard because it was barbaric, but they did not kick the fucker to death

      2007-10-01T17:43:47Z
  • 48x48
    Star250 says:

    This never gets old. Kick dat son bitch!

    2007-10-01T08:00:06Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      retards laugh at anything..

      2007-10-01T14:19:43Z
  • Bizarre
    Victorious says:

    what a fucking pussy, just grab your dog and run if you're so fucking scared of it, don't hurt it for nothing. this was no self defense, i feel bad for the skunk, it was only playing with his dog.
    but i couldn't help but laugh when he said "it's like the terminator!".. shame on me

    2007-10-01T12:25:13Z
  • 48x48

    that guy is a weiner and i hate him.

    2007-10-01T16:58:16Z
I_piss_standing_up
posted September 30, 2007

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