If hanks man-gravy started all life then it was his semen that started his family from the very beginning.......so its his semen that made him.....or does the terminator win!? GOD DAMMIT HANK YOUR SO GOOD WITH STUFF!
Well, no, actually I wish you were a little funnier...and a bit smarter...and less whiney. Jeez, the number of whiney ass comments I've heard from you. "Hank, you comment too much!" "Hank, you respond too quickly!" "Hank, you are too mean!"
Shut the fuck up, would you?
And, of course, like the little bitch you are, you always talk shit about me when I'm banned.
Listen, K-Sissy, I have been totally ignoring your lame ass commentary for a long time now, so why don't you just do the same?
The only thing i ever find funny about you hank is how dik seems to be always hanging on your every word. that guy fucking adores you man. You should check into that.
Like I said, i dont try as hard as you do hank, because honestly I dont fucking care. You try way, way too hard. And you care far, far too much. I dont. Opps, you lose.
And when you are banned, the only "shit I talk about you" is to ask if you were banned, and then to laugh heartily when I learn that you were. It's because I know how much that must get to you not being able to make your witty comments every five minutes. That just seems to make the world a brighter place.
It's because I understand being in Japan makes you so lonely all you have the time for is to check this place every five seconds. You are one lonely guy dude. Even if you do have some chink as a wife. Why isnt she ever on here I wonder? Does she know you are such a dick to people online? Probably not.
As for the rest. Yeah i'll ignore all your boring stupid shit you spout off. I usually do anyway.
K-Billy pulled the same shit with me ages ago. The old, "I don't care enough to try, so I'm the winner" argument. Which is simply retarded.
Great! You just told everyone that (under the great assumption that you aren't lying)you spend at least a small portion of your leisure time engaged in something you care absolutely nothing about. This (at best) makes you a loser, not at mucho-argument, but at life.
wow, the collective iq of the room completely failed right after my last comment. Nice to see you address your love affair with dik, spanky. Wank, dik, and balls. Perfect combo ya'll have going on there! LOL!
... and the leader of the short-bus crew pastes another gold star onto his own hockey helmet.
Yes you are always the winner, K-Billy! Yeah! You're such a smart boy! Did you do any nice fingerpainting today? Okay, lets get you out of that apple sauce and shit stained jumper and back into your gimp suit. There you go.
oh yeah. I forgot. You chant the "i'm smarter" argument. How's that working for you, way over there in Japan? Oh, that's right. You only have this place. Poor guy.
You brought up the iq dropping bullshit, faggot. How's that working for you over there in....Oh shit! That's right, you live in Texas! You probably feel pretty smart living amongst all those stupid redneck fucks. Hahaha.
I've never said that I'm smarter than you outside of jest, K-Billy; I am comfortable in the knowledge that such is a self-evident fact.
And I don't live in Japan anymore, douchebag. Haven't for over a year. But this assumption that those foreigners who do must be lonely is bogus anyway. I had a fantastic time in Japan, and I'm too much a gentleman to get into the main reasons why.
Fact: You live in the land of disgusting fat bitches. I think I read somewhere that Texas is one of the fattest of the 50 states of a fat country. Women here stay thin. Had some babies? Middle aged? No problem, thin.
Aww, how cute! It's like a little Igor following Hank around going... "Mashtar! Mashtar" Or however else the retard would butcher the english language.
I ignored your comment directed at Hank because it was clearly aimed at Hank, and instead responded to your comment farther up the thread clearly directed at me. That you would try to twist that into some kind of insult shows just how little you're actually working with.
With that, I'm going to leave the sandbox to you and Hank. I've got shit to do.
Fail again balls. The comment "clearly directed at you" was still in fact directed at hanks comment, right above yours. And the sand box is quite lovely, except that hank keeps trying to play grownup. Sorry dude, i'm not going to be your alter boy.
Who gives a shit about who's comment was directed at who? The fact is, Gay-Silly, that you are boring as fuck. I swear to god, if I read one more of your stupid ass comments a blood vessel will burst in my brain.
Mr. Negro?... do you read shit aloud before you post it? lmao you couldnt have possibly found that funny...... anyway.. its outta balls and dik.... and 1rish.... and skulk... and cheeky
k-billy hank pwns you over and over...he's a lot smarter and funnier than you...you know it ..everyone knows it...the more you talk the goddamed dumber you sound
Like the Best-penis-licker. He's crying over on the "Chick" thread right now because I made things too personal and comment at night when he's not around to defend himself.
Hank is like family guy dik. Oh sure he's funny sometimes, but every fucking joke he tells has a system. First he calls someone a name, and then followings it up with some non sequitur. Bland and boring mostly, but sometimes funny I will give you that.
There are plenty of people on here more funny than you will ever be dik. The funny thing about it is I get to see you try to be funny, and fail.
Like I said, i dont try because i really dont care so, i really dont fail. You do.
And that is what makes me happy and laugh.
I dont think you guys will really understand any of this. And actually that makes it better.
I'm not talking shit, shortbus. K-Billy asked me a question about something that clearly pertained to you. I was only telling the truth about you crying on a different thread.
hank is never funny.... ever... i never laugh at hank, or dik, or 1rish or anybody on mucho, except you k-billy, everything you say golden... no.... really... i mean it....
drumrave laughs from his colon
CHEKEYS BE CALMED! w efriends i share how to hunt crows with you. i have nice hats of feather from crows. we dines on them and killbears with a big stick
Robert De Niro, Sharon Stone, Joe Pesci are amongst the 3 leads.
Directed by Martin Scorsese. Personally it's my favorite movie of his right behind Goodfellas.
If you like mob movies based on true events like Goodfellas was I suggest you watch Casino.
Yeah I have that one too. I liked how this time the mob he focused on was the Irish in Boston hahahaha. That one bastard in the bar who complains about how long it took him to hide the body while they're watching a news report about it being found the next day had me laughing.
The true story of "Casino" was badass. I believe it was a documentary done on either A&E or The History Channel. Tony "The Ant" Spilatro, or however his last name is spelled, really got done in like that. Brutal shit.
Casinos are fORG Fags and they stela moneys. Youres all wrong ims int mY Cabisn and i have. Wheres SMY PICTURE!!!? i posted smy face and i donts see it. spear chukners.
no, the token black man would have said "fuck that cracka ass Casino bullshit, you muh fuckas eva seen Menace II Society?" or "thats a huuuge bitch"....
and k billy said he was going to work an hour ago... jobless
like seriously, i tried to start reading it all, and about... oh.... 1/20th of the way through i just had to close my browser and walk away from the computer :P
yak... to make a long story short, those fucks where arguing with an unworthy opponent, so asked you to give me the power to ban someone of my choice for a week, then everyone got all yadda yadda yadda about where they were on my ban list, then that unworthy guy came back, then freshie changed the subject
i beleive i wuz 1st to recognize Bane as Plant...look up back when Bane 1st joined...anyway - not that i'm proud...actually i am now a trollop re-examining his/her priorities
Maybe it's an "East Coast" thing? If anyone of these people saying Chunked are from the east coast. I'm from California and I've always heard and used "chuck" as opposed to a friend I have in SC who says "chunked."
We have already established that you brits are about as up to date with our slang as we are on yours. Why would you still question me. When you talk about how you "let the lads at the pub shag your bum" do I question you?
Well as the saying comes from an american film set in american 50's new york gang scene , then i would have you americans would know what "chuck a spear up your ass" would mean
First off, Dik. I can call you a "nigger." Everyone will say I am racist. But I am not considering I used a racial slur meant for black people towards, you, dik, which you are white? Thus it is not racist. So Dik, shut up you stupid nigger.
you think you can tell me something about anything? you can't because you're stupid...not only are you stupid...it seems to me you're one of those idiots who tries to act smart and always comes off looking foolish...watch
it's not that i dont know what it means - i'm just amazed that anyone still uses that word...like, straight outta charles dickens or sumfin...
...anyway irish - yeah i agree total fail on my part - even when i got my post RIGHT it sucked.
naw spank, i just saw that dik was giving irish some heat, and then turned around and acted like a douche.
the fact i had to explain it to you makes you the re re. congrats
The fact that you are an idiot makes you an idiot. The fact that you think you can cover up your fuck up makes you a imbecile. The fact that you have a tiny penis means you have callouses on your thumb and forefinger.
lol. I didnt know by having a tiny penis it would give you callouses on your thumb and forefingers. Thanks for filling us all in on your maladies spanky.
assrash...your dad must have "whammy" tattooed on his dick cause that seems like the only thing you say on here...he makes you yell whammy while he sodomizes you
haha....we dared a guy to sing that at a karaoke bar one time...it ended up costing us $100....but was worth seeing him get humiliated the reat of the night...
Well I am glad you have looked it up to verify that in fact, it can be a ring tone. Do you have any more usless gay knowledge hank? Oh! You do! Baboons! Yes, talk more dirty about babboon asses hank. It's sooo helping your case here. LOL!
There is no use trying to deny it. We had a conference the other day and the topic of you obsessing over my penis came up. Everyone has noticed it and you should be ashamed.
Well, I am glad I didn't look up anything, because that would waste more time replying to your stupid jibberish. I do have lots of knowledge, K-Girly. I would bet my life that I know more than you. LOL!
But, anyways, you wanted babboon facts, right? So here we go, when a gay monkey like yourself wants butt sex from another gay monkey, like perhaps ElPiss, he emulates a female by putting lipstick on his ass cheeks and crawling around on all fours.
I have to admit. It is funny. The visualization in my mind is quite spectacular. He emulates the situation so vividly you might just miss the fact all he is really doing is just recalling it from memory.
lol. my bad. I will remember that for next time we meet. Well i guess this threads dead since hank's not going to play anymore. I am outta here! I should be working anyway.
i'm old enough to remember BOW WOW WOW...not to mention the ANTS before Adam got all the press...one guitar, one bass guitar, no keyboards, and TWO drummers - fun stuff
cripes - slavery was invented before PEOPLE...check out the ant vs. aphid angle...
all slavery is - is an attempt to get something for nothing, conscience be damned
Comments to Slavery Reinstated
I wish i can go back in time and make some nigger sex slaves
^^ I don't know what you're rambling on about .... but I love H.G. Wells and big black ass.
id rather try to get some asian sex slaves
(my imagination makes it possible)
just join the military
I've always wanted to travel back in time and fuck some wild indian bitches...
Fuckin' YEEHAW!!! RIDE 'EM COWBOY!!!
I'd rather travel back in time and fuck some wild neanderthal bitches. Hairy tits are so sexy.
Or maybe travel back to the beginning of time and fuck the universe with a big bang.
And on the 7th day, Hank rested and had a nice wank.
That's a scary thought...
Hank's man-gravy could possibly be what started all life as we know it...
If he could travel through time, anyway...
If hanks man-gravy started all life then it was his semen that started his family from the very beginning.......so its his semen that made him.....or does the terminator win!? GOD DAMMIT HANK YOUR SO GOOD WITH STUFF!
hank just wishes he could write for snl. and suck as much as snl.
lol. not really. you know all your shit is golden here, right hank?
Not all of it, of course. But, on average, it's a lot funnier than your shit, right K-Billy?
Hank went back in time and ejaculated into the primordial ooze. And a monkey's ass.
And that's how aids was made. Thanks Hank.
No problem.
that's cause i dont try hank. also, i dont care as much as you. ;p
it's not cause you don't try butthole it's that you suck
I don't care at all that you aren't funny.
Well, no, actually I wish you were a little funnier...and a bit smarter...and less whiney. Jeez, the number of whiney ass comments I've heard from you. "Hank, you comment too much!" "Hank, you respond too quickly!" "Hank, you are too mean!"
Shut the fuck up, would you?
And, of course, like the little bitch you are, you always talk shit about me when I'm banned.
Listen, K-Sissy, I have been totally ignoring your lame ass commentary for a long time now, so why don't you just do the same?
^ The New Hank seeks to avoid confrontation.
godspeed new hank
Someone send over a defibrilator to my house!
Only if you give back my vibrator
...on second thought - keep it
The only thing i ever find funny about you hank is how dik seems to be always hanging on your every word. that guy fucking adores you man. You should check into that.
Like I said, i dont try as hard as you do hank, because honestly I dont fucking care. You try way, way too hard. And you care far, far too much. I dont. Opps, you lose.
And when you are banned, the only "shit I talk about you" is to ask if you were banned, and then to laugh heartily when I learn that you were. It's because I know how much that must get to you not being able to make your witty comments every five minutes. That just seems to make the world a brighter place.
It's because I understand being in Japan makes you so lonely all you have the time for is to check this place every five seconds. You are one lonely guy dude. Even if you do have some chink as a wife. Why isnt she ever on here I wonder? Does she know you are such a dick to people online? Probably not.
As for the rest. Yeah i'll ignore all your boring stupid shit you spout off. I usually do anyway.
Cheers,
kbilly
K-Billy pulled the same shit with me ages ago. The old, "I don't care enough to try, so I'm the winner" argument. Which is simply retarded.
Great! You just told everyone that (under the great assumption that you aren't lying)you spend at least a small portion of your leisure time engaged in something you care absolutely nothing about. This (at best) makes you a loser, not at mucho-argument, but at life.
Or... if not caring about something makes you a winner at it... I'm the greatest Olympian who ever lived!
Balls, lets not bring pokemons into this. On a sidenote, I never could catch that goddamn olympian
mayor fail k-b
BLALS MAHONE!!! are yous a bootlegser? :D
k-0hillsbilly SHUT IT NIGGRE!
i take that back. i didnt see that hank wrote a novel long post too. youre both losers
sup balls
"You try way, way too hard. And you care far, far too much."
What did I say about whiney comments? It's just more of the same shit.
wow, the collective iq of the room completely failed right after my last comment. Nice to see you address your love affair with dik, spanky. Wank, dik, and balls. Perfect combo ya'll have going on there! LOL!
Hey dik. All is well. Caught some fish, saw some sights, now I'm back to making beer.
And I'll bite: who is this BaneOfPlantshit douchebag, and has he had a stroke or something?
and balls. I had almost completely forgotten about you! Thanks for reminding me of winning whatever argument we were having so long ago. Cheers!
Yak said it was a regular, kind of. Also said it wasn't plantshit.
Wow, you really think you are smarter than me, or dik, or Balls? I can't really see it.
... and the leader of the short-bus crew pastes another gold star onto his own hockey helmet.
Yes you are always the winner, K-Billy! Yeah! You're such a smart boy! Did you do any nice fingerpainting today? Okay, lets get you out of that apple sauce and shit stained jumper and back into your gimp suit. There you go.
oh yeah. I forgot. You chant the "i'm smarter" argument. How's that working for you, way over there in Japan? Oh, that's right. You only have this place. Poor guy.
You brought up the iq dropping bullshit, faggot. How's that working for you over there in....Oh shit! That's right, you live in Texas! You probably feel pretty smart living amongst all those stupid redneck fucks. Hahaha.
I thought redneck were from The South. Are they considered rednecks in Texas or are they just considered normal?
Wow. Stereotype? I guess that means since you live in Japan, your eyes are slanty and you have a small dick. I am guessing one of those is true. LOL!
I've never said that I'm smarter than you outside of jest, K-Billy; I am comfortable in the knowledge that such is a self-evident fact.
And I don't live in Japan anymore, douchebag. Haven't for over a year. But this assumption that those foreigners who do must be lonely is bogus anyway. I had a fantastic time in Japan, and I'm too much a gentleman to get into the main reasons why.
It's not a stereotype if it's true. Actually, you probably don't feel that much smarter than the rest of them.
Yes balls, your "self-evident fact" of superior intellect is on full display when you completely miss my comment aimed at Hank. Idiot.
yes hank is!! :P
oh ....there is a period there....damn
Does the fact that you are a moron mean anything?
How about this one for stereotype hank. Texas = Hot chicks. And fucking LOTS of them. It's a good thing i'm smarter than all of them I guess!
Never heard that one.
I thought it was FAT chicks.
gaybeilly DIEIS1
I know you never heard that one hank. Japan and all those octopussys you have shoved up your ass, has taken over your mind.
Hot chicks in Texas? Must be something to do with the temperature. Get some aircon Billybob
Fact: You live in the land of disgusting fat bitches. I think I read somewhere that Texas is one of the fattest of the 50 states of a fat country. Women here stay thin. Had some babies? Middle aged? No problem, thin.
And the Texas bitches are dumb to boot.
98 degrees to be exact.
no hank....its just all these fat mexicans we have here that offset it..... :P
theyre thin bitches without curves. totaly flat. about as bad as being fat
Plenty of fat white bitches there, I'm sure.
I bet them bitches smell like bacon sizzling in the sun.
Gay-Billy's mom must smell like that old pork that has been in the fridge 2 or 3 days too long.
mmmmmm... bacon....that could be fun
Hank you are a retard. You should come to texas sometime and I can show you around Austin. Fuck, just take a look at some of my pictures instead.
rGayBuilly nees to dstop. Antshank has hism beat againg.
rGayBuilly nees to dstop. Antshank has hism beat againg.
Aww, how cute! It's like a little Igor following Hank around going... "Mashtar! Mashtar" Or however else the retard would butcher the english language.
Texas = Steers and queers.
K-shrilly is one of the queers. His mom, a steer.
haha
yawn.
Yawn? C'mon, he took an age old saying about Texas and added you and your mom. Thats golden, truly witty stuff right there.
yeah! i know! His shining brilliance is blinding me. Makes me wonder who wears the paper bag over their head when he's fucking his chink wife.
You are a thick one, K-Billy, aren't you?
I ignored your comment directed at Hank because it was clearly aimed at Hank, and instead responded to your comment farther up the thread clearly directed at me. That you would try to twist that into some kind of insult shows just how little you're actually working with.
With that, I'm going to leave the sandbox to you and Hank. I've got shit to do.
I didn't think it was that funny, actually, but about 10 times funnier than anything K-Girly ever says.
Chink! Hahahaha! Sweet. Do people still actually say that?
chink
chink
whoops... i guess sometimes people say it twice
baneofplantshit=planshit
lol!
Fail again balls. The comment "clearly directed at you" was still in fact directed at hanks comment, right above yours. And the sand box is quite lovely, except that hank keeps trying to play grownup. Sorry dude, i'm not going to be your alter boy.
Wouldn't surprise me.
i dont know how many times i have to keep telling you.
Who gives a shit about who's comment was directed at who? The fact is, Gay-Silly, that you are boring as fuck. I swear to god, if I read one more of your stupid ass comments a blood vessel will burst in my brain.
k-billy post a picture of yourself
it's fun...do it
i might.
and hank, what do you think has been my goal this whole time? LOL!
I posted a picture of myself, fact.
dik is workerant lost in stack. fact
plantshit^^
i want to be called baneofdik from now on..thank you
how aboUts i caled you mY NIGGERS?@
brekas away from thes STACK!
^plantshit
bane o' dik.
So what's up with bane of plantshit? is it his girlfriend or something?
if only i had the power to ban one of you fucks for a week.. ive already chosen my victim, so what do ya say yak???????
ban hank
banning hank gets boring
why would you want to ban anyone anyway? isn't there enough banning going on?..
if you don't like someone tell them..pwn them,, or ignore them
although k-billy is a monster jackass
dont worry dik, youre not the chosen one..... maybe
k-billy isnt important enough for a banning
Who is it, jungle bunny?
^
maybe...
So if it's not me, or hank, then who else is it Mr. Negro?
i am a monster jackass, dik! I drove hank crazy, did ya see that? makes me laugh out loud!
Mr. Negro?... do you read shit aloud before you post it? lmao you couldnt have possibly found that funny...... anyway.. its outta balls and dik.... and 1rish.... and skulk... and cheeky
but jamestkirk is up there on the list too.... right under asphalt
k-billy hank pwns you over and over...he's a lot smarter and funnier than you...you know it ..everyone knows it...the more you talk the goddamed dumber you sound
cant forget about toolman..
you seriously think you could upset hank?...or me?
^obviosuly butheurt
I've noticed that the only people who think they can upset people on here are the ones that allow themselves to be upset here.
you're not fooling anyone bearsucker
lol! sure thing baneofdik. Whatever you say buddy. ;P
like who irish?
like you gameboy
irish is right it's alway the guys accusing people of being upset that are upset while we toy with them
Like the Best-penis-licker. He's crying over on the "Chick" thread right now because I made things too personal and comment at night when he's not around to defend himself.
LOL, fail dik.
look at you...you cant go anywhere with out talking shit....post it under me....quit running and hiding
Hank is like family guy dik. Oh sure he's funny sometimes, but every fucking joke he tells has a system. First he calls someone a name, and then followings it up with some non sequitur. Bland and boring mostly, but sometimes funny I will give you that.
clearly upset^^
There are plenty of people on here more funny than you will ever be dik. The funny thing about it is I get to see you try to be funny, and fail.
Like I said, i dont try because i really dont care so, i really dont fail. You do.
And that is what makes me happy and laugh.
I dont think you guys will really understand any of this. And actually that makes it better.
clearly upset? LOL! Please think that dik, I would like that very much!
served
whammyfied
you're almost totally full of shit kbilly...and i think you know it
bam!
I'm not talking shit, shortbus. K-Billy asked me a question about something that clearly pertained to you. I was only telling the truth about you crying on a different thread.
oh, i'm about as full of shit as you are dik. Thats what makes it even better!
Plunk!
kbilly you need to accept it ..you're the one looking foolish
Fuck you Biggerbadderwhatever you just try it son!
damn!!!i think we all need a good nights sleep....(no pun intended)
hehe shortbus..
I am? Wow. Here i was thinking I was just wasting time at work. Oh well. Try harder.
pun?
hank is never funny.... ever... i never laugh at hank, or dik, or 1rish or anybody on mucho, except you k-billy, everything you say golden... no.... really... i mean it....
drumrave laughs from his colon
oh shit, a photo appointment just walked in. See ya later.
*puts cheeky a notch higher on the Ban wishlist
thats one big colon!! :P
I don't get the pun thing either. He really is not very smart.
At least I'm higher than Hank & Dik now. Fuck you Tyrizzle!
oh....the old "not very smart" comment....that just hurts ...
no ones higher than dik.... ever..
but youre second
BANS list go's ass follwoeds;
Antnigger
ANtdik
Anthank
who wants SOEM!?
Second is just first loser.
The "not very smart" comment is just old to you because people have been telling you that your whole life.
Fuck you Bane you cockeyed, hairy nut sucking shit bucket. Any time sonny jim, any fucking time. You cunt stained, snotty arsed fuck bag.
workerant is left in stack. we sharein promverbs?
CHEKEYS BE CALMED! w efriends i share how to hunt crows with you. i have nice hats of feather from crows. we dines on them and killbears with a big stick
On a lighter note I'm watching Casino for anyone who cares. Good movie. And for the record um I guess I agree with whoever's winning this discussion.
'Casino' ? whos in that ?
Gamblers.
Robert De Niro, Sharon Stone, Joe Pesci are amongst the 3 leads.
Directed by Martin Scorsese. Personally it's my favorite movie of his right behind Goodfellas.
If you like mob movies based on true events like Goodfellas was I suggest you watch Casino.
I liked The Departed.
Yeah I have that one too. I liked how this time the mob he focused on was the Irish in Boston hahahaha. That one bastard in the bar who complains about how long it took him to hide the body while they're watching a news report about it being found the next day had me laughing.
I just watched 'Death Race', its shit hot
That one part where Pesci and his brother get killed via baseball bats totally made me cringe.
I like the scene in Casino when Joe Pesci puts the guys head in a clamp and pops his eyeball out. The Departed is cool too.
The true story of "Casino" was badass. I believe it was a documentary done on either A&E or The History Channel. Tony "The Ant" Spilatro, or however his last name is spelled, really got done in like that. Brutal shit.
I was a bit like WTF?! when the elevator door opened and his head splattered.
"back, and to the right..."
lmao @ non-dramatic subject change.. youre all workerants
Casinos are fORG Fags and they stela moneys. Youres all wrong ims int mY Cabisn and i have. Wheres SMY PICTURE!!!? i posted smy face and i donts see it. spear chukners.
well, it was fun gents. i'm off work. c-ya
Settle down Tyrone no need for the token black man of this thread to get uppity. It'd be too Cliché.
no, the token black man would have said "fuck that cracka ass Casino bullshit, you muh fuckas eva seen Menace II Society?" or "thats a huuuge bitch"....
and k billy said he was going to work an hour ago... jobless
I thought Morph was the token black guy and Tyrone was the militant black guy.
Hey Brother Tyrone, reread my comment then think about what you posted. I wasn't referring to what you were saying I was talking about you getting uppity in general and that being a cliché thing for a black man to do. It's ok though I've seen Menace II Society and I think Boyz In Tha Hood is better by far.
wow, what a bunch of nerds
Personally, I like Don't Be A Menice to South Central... better.
Don't Be A Menace had it's good moments but it wasn't the greatest.
elpiss go back to watching The Best of ICP and get back to us when it's over in 20 seconds you lame ass cunt.
just got fooled for some weed i was supposed to buy and they bought crack instead. a fight fixed it.
i know what you meant
The only fight was the one between elpiss' mouth and their dicks.
i cannot believe how much time you fucking faeries spend on the internet
tthat's the canadian spelling of faeries
sweet baby jesus.
tthat's is spelt different here too
WTF are faeries? Or is this part of his BaneOfDik schtick?
irish started it yak
Sweet Baby Ray's* Jesus never made BBQ sauce.
I did not.
like seriously, i tried to start reading it all, and about... oh.... 1/20th of the way through i just had to close my browser and walk away from the computer :P
reading is hard
yak... to make a long story short, those fucks where arguing with an unworthy opponent, so asked you to give me the power to ban someone of my choice for a week, then everyone got all yadda yadda yadda about where they were on my ban list, then that unworthy guy came back, then freshie changed the subject
faeries are the fantasy type fairies :/
As opposed to the gay kind like The-comment-loser?
i'd just like to point out that i made an extra effort to be cordial and keep the peace...while irish just really caused a lot of trouble
But wait, elpiss fantasizes about the gay kind of fairy. So would that then make the gay kind a faerie?
^troublemaker
I was provoked into making a few less than kind statements.
I'm positive Brother Tyrone is at the root of all this disruption and uppityness. Either that or GayBilly is a cunt.
Tyrone. How could you? And I haven't even said anything racist about you.
He was all up in your shit earlier Captain. I think his P.O. walked in though not sure. He's toned it down in the last 30-45 mins.
ya tyrone neither have i
irish has though a lot
I haven't said anything racist all week.
Ya, I go traveling and all this shit happens while I'm away. I hate missing a good flamefest. And I'm stuck in this fucking hotel.
Motel*
where are you?
Pittsburgh, at the Renaissance Hotel.
I know your real name and where you are staying. I'm sending hookers to your room as we speak.
lol yak. sorry. i got into a fight with hank and dik. it was so worth it though.
"sorry I got in a fight at your Black Panther party"
Sorry, my floor requires a room key to get up here. One of the privileges of membership.
I told them you had crack and buttplugs. They said they're gonna kick down the door.
k-billy you're not remotely up to arguing with me
Can't do that either. Elevator is keyed.
hi dik
You are underestimating the ingenuity of crack whores.
morning kirk
Yes dik I admit, I am a flaccid arguer.
i've got something flaccid right here for you
you know i'm sick of coming all the way down this thread to comment
me too
Crack whores and card protected hotel floors now...this thread's had some interesting topics.
yes tell us more of this "card protection" that hotels have on their floors for all you "VIP"s
the snonly flacdis thing dik as is jamies cock. WONED!
i hit my refresh button and it stops down here. I dont have to scroll at all!
Marriott is a wonderful thing Yak.
yak... loan me the ban hammer
i beleive i wuz 1st to recognize Bane as Plant...look up back when Bane 1st joined...anyway - not that i'm proud...actually i am now a trollop re-examining his/her priorities
yak, if you "loan" anything to Tyronne you know you'll never see it again.
i hate you.... dog biter
Tyrone, are you going to sing some old chain gang songs if you get to swing the ban hammer?
"Well, the high sheriff
Told his deputy
I want you go out and bring me Lazarus
Bring him dead or alive,
Lawd, Lawd
Bring him dead or alive"
I'm sure your family members have taught you some prisoner cadences over the years.
Good morning to all you cock suckers
KUNTA KINTE! I FOUND YOU!
HIS NAME IS TOBEY!
KUNTA KINTE!
Tobey!
Chicken George
Leroy Brown
Tyronne
^butt hurt
^spear chunker
^spear chumked in his hurt butt
Chucnker* dumbass
you sure about that? is that your final answer?
i see the spelling got even worse
'mother fucker gonna chuck a spear up your ass'
^ hehehehehe GRTR THE NIEGRS!
It's "chunked" a spear.
chuked you dumb mick
you sure?
'chuck' means to throw , so wtf does to 'chunk' a spear mean ?
Maybe it's an "East Coast" thing? If anyone of these people saying Chunked are from the east coast. I'm from California and I've always heard and used "chuck" as opposed to a friend I have in SC who says "chunked."
We have already established that you brits are about as up to date with our slang as we are on yours. Why would you still question me. When you talk about how you "let the lads at the pub shag your bum" do I question you?
Well as the saying comes from an american film set in american 50's new york gang scene , then i would have you americans would know what "chuck a spear up your ass" would mean
Don't forget the common courtesy to give a reach around wank.
yous SUCk mY lfet
Mateen Cleaves!
and around here if Izzo demanded slavery be reinstated, it might actually happen.
Mateen Cleaves plays for our NBA D-League team here. They're pretty awfull.
I love this pic. LMAO.
lmao (as a negro, i approve this as funny)
racist
First off, Dik. I can call you a "nigger." Everyone will say I am racist. But I am not considering I used a racial slur meant for black people towards, you, dik, which you are white? Thus it is not racist. So Dik, shut up you stupid nigger.
As for the picture. What do you call a bunch of niggers in a barn????
you're an idiot man shut up..if you can't keep up with the conversation stay out of it you
you think you can tell me something about anything? you can't because you're stupid...not only are you stupid...it seems to me you're one of those idiots who tries to act smart and always comes off looking foolish...watch
Hey, you don't even know what a bunch of niggers in a barn are!!!
Dik, you have alot to say, alot of nothing to say.
see?
Pwn3d!
Downs patients are people too, dik. Stop down talking him like that! Free Tibet!
"As a negro?" Nigga please!
"What do you call a bunch of niggers in a barn????"
still waiting...
To answer Romeo: Ancient farm equpiment.
Lame ass joke I say.
hey man, you don't even know what abunch of niggers in a barn are!!!
Let alone Dik, if you are so smart could you tell me what a nigger having diarrhea equates to?
I'd answer myself but I'd rather let your foolish answer come before my answer that would duplicate your answer.
see? you're dumb...best to keep quiet
So, answer my question, salvation lest be from making a fool out of you further, and let your idiocy reign further more.
Tranquility is a simple a answer. Which you abide to. Idiocy!!!
Your further retort is a copy of your first objection. You are getting nowhere and fast might I add.
Might your first subject end with an idea other than the first idiotic opposition? Or do I think you might be smarter than you pose?
wow..hahaha
Exactly. So shut the fuck up the first time around?
Shut up.
No sir. Your intervention is utmost oblivious to my cause.
I do not oblige.
Keep digging...
is it an act?
I think it's a very stupid person doing an impression of a smart guy.
i thought it might have been a less stupid guy doing in impression of a dumb guy pretending to be smart.......maybe i'm looking at this too deeply
Dont get sucked in. Once you pop, you just cant stop
What cereal was that, Corn Pops?
Pringles
oxy contin
I think that guy is using translation software.
What he's really trying to say is, "Dik, you will never be as cool as Hank."
ya i see it now
who the fuck is this noob and what does he keep babbling on about, someone hit him with a stick already!
Take the one you got shoved up your ass and hit him already
lol nice try.
Yeah, clearly translation software.
So, exojjl, where are you from, and is everyone there as stupid as you?
he's gotta be japanese..the most race there is...i hate them all
gotta be japanese - the most racist race there is
failure
Possum is quite the annoying trollop.
trollop?
google it whore
it's not that i dont know what it means - i'm just amazed that anyone still uses that word...like, straight outta charles dickens or sumfin...
...anyway irish - yeah i agree total fail on my part - even when i got my post RIGHT it sucked.
translation software? is that why he sounds so dumb?
possibility - would explain planty too, if you buy into my current theory
Tranquility is a simple a answer. Which you abide to. Idiocy!!!
jesus christ
That nigger just doesn't shut up.
Antique farm equiptment! now shut up exojjl
i'm almost speechless
He forgot he pasted that before.
Lame ass joke exojil!are you in 3rd grade or something?
That was a joke?
I just want a slave to play basketball for me.
He would intentionally miss every basket.
i want a slave to go to the fridge and grab me a beer, and maybe grab me a new TV every once in a while. is that to much to ask?
Yes. You could maybe get a slave to drink all your beer and then piss in your mouth. Would that work for you?
^that's the new hank seeking to avoid confrontation right there
What? I'm just trying to explain his available options.
I'll think I'll call my slave up and ask it to get the fuck over here for some lovin'
She'll need to bring her strapon.
No, Hank. That's what happens to a bitch. God dammit hasn't mucho tought you anything?
What, a bitch slave drinks all your beer and then pisses in your mouth? Whatever dude, I wasn't judging you or anything.
Tihs picture is dstupid. he's anncaa playser. see the snet around this nekc?! dumb nigers
i bet i can say something more disgusting than you plantshit...
you go first
Jamiee's boobs. I win.
I'm in love with VicSin. You lose...wait, we both do... *playes out only lowcard*
I mistakenly fucked Bicho.
Winner.
What's 6 inches long and brings a tear to a womans eye in the morning?
Cot death
irish for as nice a guy as you seem sometimes you really are a fucking asshole
I was just kidding. I knew you were gonna take it bad as soon as I hit the post button.
she's your friend...have you ever in your life known a chick that would find a "your tits are ugly " joke funny?
cant get mad at the irish pussy just for saying truth
It was directed more at you than it was at her. I haven't seen her around lately anyway. I see your point though.
shut up huffy
1rish1 is back tracking now
shut up or what? jamiees gonna email yak and deja to get me banned?
put the paint down sniffy
As far as I can recall, Jamiee has a pretty decent set...
i hope.. she promised to show me soon
O posh!
asl she as is nice niples. i would naw on thesm
lol. girls always appreciate when their boyfriends strut the fact they may be getting some soon on the internet. classy.
yea, gotta admit she does have a somewhat decent rack
heheh. just kidding, shes fucking disgusting
Gay-Frilly aren't you embarrased that you are to stupid to get that it was obviously a joke?
Oh, I forgot, you don't care that you are an idiot.
naw spank, i just saw that dik was giving irish some heat, and then turned around and acted like a douche.
the fact i had to explain it to you makes you the re re. congrats
The fact that you are an idiot makes you an idiot. The fact that you think you can cover up your fuck up makes you a imbecile. The fact that you have a tiny penis means you have callouses on your thumb and forefinger.
lol. I didnt know by having a tiny penis it would give you callouses on your thumb and forefingers. Thanks for filling us all in on your maladies spanky.
whammy
you cant 'whammy' y..... oh you didnt.
Just like the first 1 1/2 inches of Irish's ass has callouses from getting fucked by K-Girly.
Personally, out of all the sad and pathetic things about K-Willy starting every comment with lol has got to be the gayest.
Hank's ass has no callouses as it has been so stretched at this point that there is hardly any friction to cause them.
Irish has "Whammy" tattooed 7 inches inside his lower intenstine.
Hank has "cocklover" tattooed 13 inches inside his lower intestine.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Copying my line: Lame.
Applauding one's own lameness: Pathetic beyond the power of words to describe.
Shocking.
hehe
Talk about complaining Hank! LOL! I love it when people get mad at my "lol" usage. It always pisses off the right ones.
I used a different tattooed word and I said it was 13 inches, therefore not the same line.
Whammy
giggle @ 1rish1
Quit while you're behind Irish. That was lame-as-fuck.
lol. Whose complaining? I just said it was the gayest thing about you.
assrash...your dad must have "whammy" tattooed on his dick cause that seems like the only thing you say on here...he makes you yell whammy while he sodomizes you
Your faggy lameness is setting a new record, K-Billy! LOL!
it's amazing how you tend to notice the "gayest" things about people hank. I think you need to tell your wife your dirty little secret. LOL!
Lol, Best-penis-licker shows up to display his retardatin again.
lol @ ........ who am i supposed to be laughing at now ?
assrashes small penis
or just the thought of him yelling WHAMMY!!!
Gay-Billy, you advertise your gayness like you are singing "It's raining men." on karaoke.
now thats a whammy
haha....we dared a guy to sing that at a karaoke bar one time...it ended up costing us $100....but was worth seeing him get humiliated the reat of the night...
Never heard of that song. Do you sing it often when you are in a gay bar spank? You seem to know a bunch about gayness hank....
It's probably your ring tone, cock smoker.
Best-penis-licker has an obsession with my penis it seems. No, I'm not gonna let you taste it, cockbag.
lol, it comes in ring tones? HAHAHA!! Didnt know that either. You arent helping yourself at all hank.
You really are dumb, aren't you? Everything can be a ring tone, Faggy McGayboy.
And you are walking around like a babboon with a big red ass looking for gay men on mucho. Gross.
no..not really bitchrish.....i'm just amazed that your dad can give you a reach around
Well I am glad you have looked it up to verify that in fact, it can be a ring tone. Do you have any more usless gay knowledge hank? Oh! You do! Baboons! Yes, talk more dirty about babboon asses hank. It's sooo helping your case here. LOL!
There is no use trying to deny it. We had a conference the other day and the topic of you obsessing over my penis came up. Everyone has noticed it and you should be ashamed.
Well, I am glad I didn't look up anything, because that would waste more time replying to your stupid jibberish. I do have lots of knowledge, K-Girly. I would bet my life that I know more than you. LOL!
But, anyways, you wanted babboon facts, right? So here we go, when a gay monkey like yourself wants butt sex from another gay monkey, like perhaps ElPiss, he emulates a female by putting lipstick on his ass cheeks and crawling around on all fours.
How does it work for you?
That right there is funny.
I have to admit. It is funny. The visualization in my mind is quite spectacular. He emulates the situation so vividly you might just miss the fact all he is really doing is just recalling it from memory.
Don't send me any more photos of yourself.
i dont know irish, what would you give that last one of his? Pretty lame on the lamo-meter I would say.
Don't drag me into y'alls courtship.
That's it. I can't take any more.
"Baboons for Dummies" by hank
HAHAHA!!! i love fucking around with people.
aww common hank! play some more!
Jesus Christ people, shut the fuck up. I'm trying to jack off here.
Bunch of fucking post-niggers.
first
dik, hank left. get him back here.
its baneofdik now...thank you
lol. my bad. I will remember that for next time we meet. Well i guess this threads dead since hank's not going to play anymore. I am outta here! I should be working anyway.
Do steers and queers work?
yes
....and you would know!
sorry i thought you meant 'beers'
Beers and queers. Thats fries' favorite combo.
I don´t want slaves
i want candy
i'm old enough to remember BOW WOW WOW...not to mention the ANTS before Adam got all the press...one guitar, one bass guitar, no keyboards, and TWO drummers - fun stuff
we invented slavery but yet again you americans have stolent the idea from us and are trying to claim all the glory
*stolen
uh.
i believe you'll find that slavery was """invented""" way before 'white people' existed...
cripes - slavery was invented before PEOPLE...check out the ant vs. aphid angle...
all slavery is - is an attempt to get something for nothing, conscience be damned
Slavery always consisted of one nation making another nation slaves. We Brits actually came up wth the idea of turning Africans into slaves.
but now you brits are our slaves!! :P
slavery will mend the global economy and make people happy again