i caught one with a friend of mine a couple of years ago, it made the strangest noices. we put him up in the trees infront of his house in the ranch but got ripped to pieces by the dogs one time it went down to the floor sometime
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! You're a junkie, and you're trying to make me feel bad because I was able to quit? You're such a loser at life that you actually think you've got something on me. That's the pathetic thing here.
So go on your run: just a little bit of beer will make the hangover all better. Too bad there's nothing to fix your desperate self loathing.
Balls , I wish you good luck in your sobriety , it is tough , I have seen people 15 years + go back to it , my choice is to never quit drinking to the day I die , life is short , had a cousin 5years younger than me give it up and less then a year later die from cancer .
Thanks Aqua. I'm not trying to be a preachy arse about it either, elpiss started this shit in another thread. For me it was just my personality: I do everything to the extreme, so I was looking the day I die right in the teeth. So I decided to quit an live, and I'm glad I did.
Elchris: I'm not making fun of you. You're torturing animals for kicks; you deserve to get curb-stomped to death.
elpiss you always come across as an idiot even more so right now. I also love how you act like you don't care and then backtrack when you catch hell for your comment.
"i wasnt even there when it got killed"
Elchris: what happened to the sloth is no accident. You removed a wild creature from its natural habitat and stuck it in an enclosure with predators. You basically condemned it to a prolonged stressful death. I don't imagine it came down to the ground for shits and giggles, it must have been starving to death.
So to recap: you were responsible, so therefor it was not an accident, which makes you an animal torturing scumfuck. You'll get yours someday, I have no doubt. I just hope its really painful.
i also caught a boa constrictor up in the mountain not long ago and put it in a terrarium in my room. it escaped a few months ago i think the neighboors dog might have killed it
Hey now, I didn't threaten ya, I was offering to help you out during the zombie invasion. I wouldn't even begin to know what parts of a gator are edible.
Comments to sloths
I guess i wasn't suppose to be sober. I'll watch this again when i don't have my brain in.
haha
go for a drive
Ever take out your brain to polish it, and can't remember where ya left it? Gets me every time.
sucks when that happens
this is funny you fucking dicks
i think we have a reply button violation here...
Hahaha, that is
Busted
actually it wasn't..i was commenting onthe the mystery that is me finding this hilarious and you people not
the lack of comments was my point
you live on a different plain to the rest of us
*plane, dumbfuck Yorkshire lamb-lancer.
That's plainly wrong Fries
Tell it to the judge Dik. You're busted on a major infraction of the Reply Button Violation Act 2008
Arrest him. And we need to perform a full body and cavity search. Get Irish.
i could see how this might appear like a reply foul...but i'm not guilty...see also: "this is not mine"
...and"I borrowed this car, officer"
And "I loaned my car to a friend, he must have left it here!"
Did someone call me?
Sorry fugsmucker, if we're policing violations, it's clearly plain, not plane.
Unless, of course, he actually lives on an aircraft, in which case, I'll get my coat...
Dik's has first time offender status, I think he'll make out okay.
Sorry, UnclePepper, if we're talking about existing on different levels, it's plane. Which has nothing at all to do with aircraft.
You're wrong, I'm right, fuck off.
Actually, it could be both. Do you they have plains in England?
we have the Yorkshire Moors
There are too many kids under your feet there.
Oooh, risky one. And no, I won't fuck off, thanks for the offer though...
Go away then?
i caught one with a friend of mine a couple of years ago, it made the strangest noices. we put him up in the trees infront of his house in the ranch but got ripped to pieces by the dogs one time it went down to the floor sometime
Conservation for drugged up idiots.
By ElPiss.
HHAAAAHAaaa, hey, let's just catch this rare animal and tie it to a tree in our yard.
they live in trees dummy
theyr not rare here. im sorry it happend. my friend is one of those drunks that hate drugs
I know they live in trees, dumbass.
I bet they are rare in Venezuela, as well. I would bet a lot of money they are.
They live in trees, pffft! They're aquatic creatures, have you never heard of the Pacific Sloth, or the Madagascan Kelp Sloth?
Your friend hating drugs is clearly a good reason for the two of you torturing a wild animal to death. Way to take responsibility.
ive seen sloths in the wild like a billion times
I've told you a billion times not to over exaggerate.
Fugs, every fool knows Sloths are avian. The Pacific Sloth is known as the Wandering Fuckwit of the Southern Oceans.
Sure you have.
sloths can swim, and quite well just so you know fugsmuker
It's just to bad for your sloth that they can't fly, otherwise he might've been able to escape your douchebaggery.
cheeky, I think you've confused the sloth and elchris.
What I want to know is how do they taste , never waste meat for enjoyments sake & was it a 2 or 3 toed 1 ?
im going out for a beer run. im glad i can get drink once in a while without losing total control over my situation like a goddamned fool
maybe tastes like gator?
mmm...
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! You're a junkie, and you're trying to make me feel bad because I was able to quit? You're such a loser at life that you actually think you've got something on me. That's the pathetic thing here.
So go on your run: just a little bit of beer will make the hangover all better. Too bad there's nothing to fix your desperate self loathing.
im a hardcore junkie that hasnt even seen heroin in about a year. and it was like 6 months before that...
i smoke a lot of pot though like 5 grams a day... you can make fun of me for that if youd like
elchris you are a douche for real
Hear you possum but not possible now , would have to rent an escavator and dig them out of their lairs .
we caught a sloth? fucker i swear i'd punish you
pffff. whats a pussy like you gonna do? youre weaker than a girl
im off for those beers and for some wendys
i can't do anything to you really elchris ..but i can hate you
Balls , I wish you good luck in your sobriety , it is tough , I have seen people 15 years + go back to it , my choice is to never quit drinking to the day I die , life is short , had a cousin 5years younger than me give it up and less then a year later die from cancer .
fucking coward
Thanks Aqua. I'm not trying to be a preachy arse about it either, elpiss started this shit in another thread. For me it was just my personality: I do everything to the extreme, so I was looking the day I die right in the teeth. So I decided to quit an live, and I'm glad I did.
Elchris: I'm not making fun of you. You're torturing animals for kicks; you deserve to get curb-stomped to death.
i'm not a violent guy but the things i want to do to animal abusers are unnatural to see the least
right... i wasnt even there when it got killed. iot was an accident. fuck you selfrightious morons, you think youre saints or something
St Dik is the patron saint of reply violators and beer runs
Saints for Dummies by cheekycov
you eat all kinds of meats... probably everyday so stfu pops
what a hypocrite. youre making yourself look like a fool pops
elpiss you always come across as an idiot even more so right now. I also love how you act like you don't care and then backtrack when you catch hell for your comment.
"i wasnt even there when it got killed"
i wasnt there when it got killed. it happened like a month after we released it in the trees of this guys ranch
fuck you you fucking pig
gonna eat me now pops?
Balls, I'm 16 years in...
fuck you whuchris.
elwhunnu
Starting to think Elchris is full of shit. Truth or not, it's revolting.
And kudos Balls.
I'm just trying to imagine what Wendy's is like in Venezuela.
yeah, nekro - i used to wonder why folks hated chrissy too...it eventually becomes obvious
Sobriety is for pussys. Nobody likes a quitter.
i "quit" for four years
...still didnt like myself much...
SO HERE I AM!
:)
I win.
I'm sober all the time, except sometimes dik gets me going
dik gets you going on what? roofies and spanish fly?
nono...syzzurp.
I've been drinking that all weekend.
and jizz right?
No, that would be your typical weekend.
Elchris: what happened to the sloth is no accident. You removed a wild creature from its natural habitat and stuck it in an enclosure with predators. You basically condemned it to a prolonged stressful death. I don't imagine it came down to the ground for shits and giggles, it must have been starving to death.
So to recap: you were responsible, so therefor it was not an accident, which makes you an animal torturing scumfuck. You'll get yours someday, I have no doubt. I just hope its really painful.
And everyone else, thanks for the support.
i also caught a boa constrictor up in the mountain not long ago and put it in a terrarium in my room. it escaped a few months ago i think the neighboors dog might have killed it
im getting a baby croc on january so you can also whine about
Nah, I think I'm done pissing energy into the black hole that is you. I'm just glad that you clearly deserve your life.
elchris, when your gator dies could you send me some?
Yeah, me too.
you only get what i dont want, unless you threaten me with more than just a cricket bat...
Hey now, I didn't threaten ya, I was offering to help you out during the zombie invasion. I wouldn't even begin to know what parts of a gator are edible.
all i want is the tail...ALT recommendation