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  • Star250
    Star250 2008-12-13T07:39:43Z says:

    I guess i wasn't suppose to be sober. I'll watch this again when i don't have my brain in.

    • EdgarPoe
      EdgarPoe 2008-12-13T09:30:35Z says:

      haha

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-12-13T10:21:39Z says:

      go for a drive

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-14T00:29:18Z says:

      Ever take out your brain to polish it, and can't remember where ya left it? Gets me every time.

    • theforgotten
      theforgotten 2008-12-14T06:05:08Z says:

      sucks when that happens

  • dik
    dik 2008-12-13T13:06:09Z says:

    this is funny you fucking dicks

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-12-13T13:20:47Z says:

      i think we have a reply button violation here...

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-13T13:21:01Z says:

      Hahaha, that is

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-13T13:34:52Z says:

      Busted

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-13T13:46:14Z says:

      actually it wasn't..i was commenting onthe the mystery that is me finding this hilarious and you people not

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-13T13:46:46Z says:

      the lack of comments was my point

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-13T13:55:04Z says:

      you live on a different plain to the rest of us

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-13T13:58:54Z says:

      *plane, dumbfuck Yorkshire lamb-lancer.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-13T14:02:51Z says:

      That's plainly wrong Fries

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-13T14:03:43Z says:

      Tell it to the judge Dik. You're busted on a major infraction of the Reply Button Violation Act 2008

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-13T14:14:28Z says:

      Arrest him. And we need to perform a full body and cavity search. Get Irish.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-13T14:22:59Z says:

      i could see how this might appear like a reply foul...but i'm not guilty...see also: "this is not mine"

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-13T15:49:06Z says:

      ...and"I borrowed this car, officer"

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-12-13T17:46:36Z says:

      And "I loaned my car to a friend, he must have left it here!"

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-13T21:08:46Z says:

      Did someone call me?

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2008-12-13T22:51:39Z says:

      Sorry fugsmucker, if we're policing violations, it's clearly plain, not plane.

      Unless, of course, he actually lives on an aircraft, in which case, I'll get my coat...

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-14T00:31:24Z says:

      Dik's has first time offender status, I think he'll make out okay.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-14T01:48:59Z says:

      Sorry, UnclePepper, if we're talking about existing on different levels, it's plane. Which has nothing at all to do with aircraft.

      You're wrong, I'm right, fuck off.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-12-14T04:26:17Z says:

      Actually, it could be both. Do you they have plains in England?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-14T12:40:45Z says:

      we have the Yorkshire Moors

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-14T20:05:51Z says:

      There are too many kids under your feet there.

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2008-12-16T22:33:33Z says:

      Oooh, risky one. And no, I won't fuck off, thanks for the offer though...

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-17T20:52:59Z says:

      Go away then?

  • elchris
    elchris 2008-12-13T18:07:02Z says:

    i caught one with a friend of mine a couple of years ago, it made the strangest noices. we put him up in the trees infront of his house in the ranch but got ripped to pieces by the dogs one time it went down to the floor sometime

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-13T18:14:33Z says:

      Conservation for drugged up idiots.

      By ElPiss.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-13T18:16:14Z says:

      HHAAAAHAaaa, hey, let's just catch this rare animal and tie it to a tree in our yard.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-13T18:18:31Z says:

      they live in trees dummy

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-13T18:20:13Z says:

      theyr not rare here. im sorry it happend. my friend is one of those drunks that hate drugs

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-13T18:23:22Z says:

      I know they live in trees, dumbass.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-13T18:24:22Z says:

      I bet they are rare in Venezuela, as well. I would bet a lot of money they are.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-13T18:24:43Z says:

      They live in trees, pffft! They're aquatic creatures, have you never heard of the Pacific Sloth, or the Madagascan Kelp Sloth?

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2008-12-13T18:27:12Z says:

      Your friend hating drugs is clearly a good reason for the two of you torturing a wild animal to death. Way to take responsibility.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-13T18:30:57Z says:

      ive seen sloths in the wild like a billion times

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-13T18:40:24Z says:

      I've told you a billion times not to over exaggerate.

      Fugs, every fool knows Sloths are avian. The Pacific Sloth is known as the Wandering Fuckwit of the Southern Oceans.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-13T18:40:39Z says:

      Sure you have.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-13T18:48:50Z says:

      sloths can swim, and quite well just so you know fugsmuker

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2008-12-13T18:58:52Z says:

      It's just to bad for your sloth that they can't fly, otherwise he might've been able to escape your douchebaggery.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-13T19:10:36Z says:

      cheeky, I think you've confused the sloth and elchris.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-13T19:12:41Z says:

      What I want to know is how do they taste , never waste meat for enjoyments sake & was it a 2 or 3 toed 1 ?

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-13T19:14:21Z says:

      im going out for a beer run. im glad i can get drink once in a while without losing total control over my situation like a goddamned fool

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-13T19:23:07Z says:

      maybe tastes like gator?
      mmm...

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2008-12-13T19:24:12Z says:

      HAHAHAHAHAHAH! You're a junkie, and you're trying to make me feel bad because I was able to quit? You're such a loser at life that you actually think you've got something on me. That's the pathetic thing here.


      So go on your run: just a little bit of beer will make the hangover all better. Too bad there's nothing to fix your desperate self loathing.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-13T19:29:34Z says:

      im a hardcore junkie that hasnt even seen heroin in about a year. and it was like 6 months before that...

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-13T19:30:55Z says:

      i smoke a lot of pot though like 5 grams a day... you can make fun of me for that if youd like

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-13T19:32:40Z says:

      elchris you are a douche for real

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-13T19:33:08Z says:

      Hear you possum but not possible now , would have to rent an escavator and dig them out of their lairs .

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-13T19:33:22Z says:

      we caught a sloth? fucker i swear i'd punish you

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-13T19:41:16Z says:

      pffff. whats a pussy like you gonna do? youre weaker than a girl

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-13T19:42:11Z says:

      im off for those beers and for some wendys

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-13T19:44:48Z says:

      i can't do anything to you really elchris ..but i can hate you

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-13T19:45:04Z says:

      Balls , I wish you good luck in your sobriety , it is tough , I have seen people 15 years + go back to it , my choice is to never quit drinking to the day I die , life is short , had a cousin 5years younger than me give it up and less then a year later die from cancer .

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-13T19:45:09Z says:

      fucking coward

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2008-12-13T19:55:38Z says:

      Thanks Aqua. I'm not trying to be a preachy arse about it either, elpiss started this shit in another thread. For me it was just my personality: I do everything to the extreme, so I was looking the day I die right in the teeth. So I decided to quit an live, and I'm glad I did.

      Elchris: I'm not making fun of you. You're torturing animals for kicks; you deserve to get curb-stomped to death.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-13T20:54:47Z says:

      i'm not a violent guy but the things i want to do to animal abusers are unnatural to see the least

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-13T20:56:10Z says:

      right... i wasnt even there when it got killed. iot was an accident. fuck you selfrightious morons, you think youre saints or something

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-12-13T21:00:21Z says:

      St Dik is the patron saint of reply violators and beer runs

      Saints for Dummies by cheekycov

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-13T21:03:21Z says:

      you eat all kinds of meats... probably everyday so stfu pops

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-13T21:07:27Z says:

      what a hypocrite. youre making yourself look like a fool pops

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-13T21:12:45Z says:

      elpiss you always come across as an idiot even more so right now. I also love how you act like you don't care and then backtrack when you catch hell for your comment.
      "i wasnt even there when it got killed"

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-13T21:25:57Z says:

      i wasnt there when it got killed. it happened like a month after we released it in the trees of this guys ranch

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-13T21:37:55Z says:

      fuck you you fucking pig

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-13T21:46:22Z says:

      gonna eat me now pops?

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-12-13T22:01:17Z says:

      Balls, I'm 16 years in...

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-12-13T22:01:55Z says:

      fuck you whuchris.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-13T22:08:01Z says:

      elwhunnu

    • Nekrofelia
      Nekrofelia 2008-12-13T23:41:58Z says:

      Starting to think Elchris is full of shit. Truth or not, it's revolting.

      And kudos Balls.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-14T00:34:24Z says:

      I'm just trying to imagine what Wendy's is like in Venezuela.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-14T02:36:01Z says:

      yeah, nekro - i used to wonder why folks hated chrissy too...it eventually becomes obvious

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-14T05:59:11Z says:

      Sobriety is for pussys. Nobody likes a quitter.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-14T06:03:14Z says:

      i "quit" for four years
      ...still didnt like myself much...
      SO HERE I AM!
      :)

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-12-14T11:38:47Z says:

      I win.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-14T18:14:22Z says:

      I'm sober all the time, except sometimes dik gets me going

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-14T19:17:44Z says:

      dik gets you going on what? roofies and spanish fly?

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-12-14T19:45:51Z says:

      nono...syzzurp.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-14T19:53:35Z says:

      I've been drinking that all weekend.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-14T20:43:04Z says:

      and jizz right?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-14T20:46:29Z says:

      No, that would be your typical weekend.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2008-12-14T21:22:33Z says:

      Elchris: what happened to the sloth is no accident. You removed a wild creature from its natural habitat and stuck it in an enclosure with predators. You basically condemned it to a prolonged stressful death. I don't imagine it came down to the ground for shits and giggles, it must have been starving to death.

      So to recap: you were responsible, so therefor it was not an accident, which makes you an animal torturing scumfuck. You'll get yours someday, I have no doubt. I just hope its really painful.

      And everyone else, thanks for the support.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-14T21:44:59Z says:

      i also caught a boa constrictor up in the mountain not long ago and put it in a terrarium in my room. it escaped a few months ago i think the neighboors dog might have killed it

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-14T21:45:36Z says:

      im getting a baby croc on january so you can also whine about

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2008-12-15T01:54:03Z says:

      Nah, I think I'm done pissing energy into the black hole that is you. I'm just glad that you clearly deserve your life.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-15T02:13:12Z says:

      elchris, when your gator dies could you send me some?

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-15T04:43:54Z says:

      Yeah, me too.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-15T04:51:07Z says:

      you only get what i dont want, unless you threaten me with more than just a cricket bat...

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-15T04:53:31Z says:

      Hey now, I didn't threaten ya, I was offering to help you out during the zombie invasion. I wouldn't even begin to know what parts of a gator are edible.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-15T05:04:18Z says:

      all i want is the tail...ALT recommendation

dik
posted December 13, 2008
by dik